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[Music] thank you I'm Maxwell Sheffield this is my son the late Brighton Sheffield you Esquire magazine New York's 10 most eligible widowers my condolences by the way you read Esquire when they List the 10 most eligible widowers I do hi I'm friend fine do come in [Music] wow remind me next time to say it with flowers man I don't see what the big deal is I mean I think it was a very nice gesture wow if he didn't send me a valentine card then it's going to seem like the act of a desperate woman yeah Mr Sheffield takes one look at this he's gonna think that I'm in love with him aren't you not if he ain't in love with me but come on let's get started here wow look at the view from up here you can see halfway to Jersey wow you can see all the way into that apartment [Music] welcome they roll down onto the floor laughs okay there they are I am sorry but all men look great in a Lone Ranger man okay you know what let's get started let's throw it away where's the paint it's down there this one well you were in such a rush to get up here [Music] let's just go down and get it now unlock your levo when I say three have you got that down three [Applause] okay [Music] get help ah phone number did you switch perfumes I think this is a little too woodsy that's not perfume the boss is turning my room into a cedar closet cheer up Mona think about the big part of your boss is making for you at the Waldorf on Saturday night oh that reminds me who's taping Dr Quinn meanwhile when the party's over he goes on to Fifth Avenue and I move into a dump in Queens and say goodbye to little Skippy forever oh now Mona little Skippy's doing his residency at New York hospital I think that you've built this nanny routine long enough I started this job I was 29. gorgeous a figure like you look what happens after 20 years of eating all that rich food as Butler makes don't you worry me and you are nothing alike I mean you chose to be a nanny I just fell into it when my fiance dumped me my friend that's exactly what happened Lorna is right we're nothing alive this night do we eat bitter herbs to symbolize the bitter and cruel way we were treated under pharaoh why on this night do we dip our Foods in salt water to remind us of the tears we shed why on this night do we recline on a pillow of course once we were slaves and now we are a free people oh that was beautiful sweetheart you forgot the last question oh when is daddy gonna marry my daughter already [Laughter] because of my suffering [Laughter] if she thinks I'm coming for Rosh Hashanah she's got another thing coming sorry oh nagging what are you doing here why aren't you working oh actually I quit I thought about what Fran said oh honey what'd I say well you know how I'm a Blonde heires and I'm fast forward fast forward I want to regret not going to college someday uh did you say pavita I'm so glad sweetheart yeah I rehired Harper such a slave driver I walk in there she wants me to turn around drive to the airport in rush hour to pick up Barbra Streisand and James Brown give me the keys it's the miracle of benzova the Messiah is coming [Applause] does everyone eat like this on the Jewish holidays fine why do you think we wandered the desert for 40 years we're walking off the meal I'm so full I can't even move you know call me crazy but I could go for a little sweet [Music] they've won the last three years in a row well it's a catchy tune but can you dance to it wait till they see our magic Act forget it nothing's getting me back into that box because you left me in there forever plus I had a niche on my foot why didn't you scratch it it was in another room we're gonna have to switch to plan B what's that Cole galoulay oh look at those women over there sucking up to the judges I'll tell you it is so demeaning whoops the spot just opened up excuse me trust no one hi [Music] hi I hate beauty pageants don't you I'm not supposed to talk to anyone why I just want to be your friend your mom's real pretty thanks but she's not my mom she's my nanny see ya oh wow if nothing else we've got a lock on Miss Congeniality I'm telling you this woman should not be allowed to compete in the pageant she's a fake I'm a fake but she was without silicone cast the first stone foreign you are not this child's mother you're her nanny yeah so well this is a mother-daughter pageant well we're very close so what if she's not my mother what's the difference it's against the rules I don't have a mother she died oh boy you will stop at nothing don't ever go out for cheerleader what the W doing here well apparently I'm blowing 40 000 frequent flyer miles forgive me I'm just I'm just a little confused well I thought when a couple's been together as long as we have it would be nice to get away from the kids and work so that we can rekindle our Romance what Romance Mr Sheffield you know playing hard to get doesn't really work with me why don't you just go for it see if I back off it's fine look I'm I'm suffering from jet lag and I don't want to say anything wrong because God knows you'll never let me forget it well what could you possibly say that's wrong but first let's just get to your own room shall we my own room well two seconds there's a new world record look Miss fine I'm here on business I I can't just drop everything hello and welcome ladies my name is Rico please ladies after you oh well you know Rico in our country it's customary for the man to go first America see Fran aren't you glad you came with me you wouldn't be able to flirt with Rico with Mr Sheffield all over you dancing smearing you with baby oil taking you for cocktails at sunset you know Val this is why my mother never wanted me to play with you wow this Breeze is just fabulous come on let's get out of these bulky clothes okay pressure might be heading for the island so there will be free cocktail inside okay that canceled so now did you get the dining room menu yeah it's right here the lake seating office adopted across from us with an accountant on the side and the early comes with two retired couples but we're literally on top of the Seafood Bar Seafood Farm doesn't matter who I eat with because the psychic told me that by the end of this cruise I was going to dance on water with the man of my dreams I went to a psychic he told me I'd be single living with my parents and 10 pounds heavier please I'm at least 20 pounds heavier [Music] West at it he's floating in the pool [Music] morning stays on in a monsoon Mike took us drawing I met the most gorgeous guy for you they aren't you back I'm Steve Goodman hi Steve I'm friend fine your mother told me so much about you you know my sister also graduated Hillcrest High five years ago what's left for us to talk about well we'll talk about the Mambo contest Saturday night you think you could keep up with me asking me to dance son don't break my heart and he'll tell me you're with something oh no no no I am free as a bird can't politely on its head ah there you are remember to set the alarm before we left the house at the shop now there were 2 000 people on board what do I got a low Jack stuffed in my bra the white chases are for loading and unloading potential husbands only I just came up for some fresh air yeah I think I'll do a couple hundred laps I think he got your trunks on backwards the whole string is hanging out over here foreign you know what I'm gonna do miss fine Miami I'm gonna get my passion back well I'm right behind you baby the first thing I'm gonna do is tell my brother good show then I'm gonna ring my mother and tell her to sod off and the passion part would kick in exactly where right now all right I'm gonna go for it Miss fine I'm gonna grab the brass ring I'm gonna get back in touch and just do it go grab touch do did I mention touch not sakes I'm in Paris with a beautiful woman oh come on let's blow this nightclub and see where life takes us [Music] where am I oh it's fine what are you doing here well I heard moaning and screaming coming from your room and I figured I should be a part of it I just had a horrible dream calm down tell me what you dreamed and I'll tell you what it meant well huh I was at a party some sort of a celebration for for you you know someone named Bobby Sophie my bubby Sophie came to you in a dream oh she was horrible wretched they said she looked like me it was a fantastic body anyway we were in a cemetery everyone was having a great time just about toast your success when [Music] here [Music] I can play completely understand [Music] sounds crazy no if your Nanny stays on Rosie's show the kids will grow up wrong Miss Babcock will get Max oh foreign [Music] foreign did I scare you uh yeah I'm terrified [Laughter] so why do you think this dream could mean oh well it's obvious something horrible is gonna happen to me unless I quit the Rosie Show no way you think absolutely right thank God I don't buy into all that Bubby Sophie Michigan what I miss you guys means crap no I mean I mean why don't you believe in Bobby Sophie like your entire family oh you think I'm going to make a life-altering decision based on some woman I never even met that comes to you in a dream what am I nuts now if Barbara had come to you mom why can't we have a Christmas train because my darling we are of the Jewish faith and Jewish people we celebrate Hanukkah it's so boring compared to Christmas like why don't we have a Hanukkah parade oh yeah after all that walking we did in the desert we like to sit on the holiday preferably by a pool in Miami Beach hi Mom oh don't touch the latkas they're for Grandpa that's your present present come to church with us do you really have to go oh sweet I'm afraid I have to I'm gonna miss you so much I'll miss all of you bye Dad Merry Christmas Daddy can we come with you no I mean oh wouldn't that be fun but we're gonna be working around the clock I'm afraid she's right Gracie now even if you came with me I'd hardly see you you'll have a lot more fun here at least he only has to work Christmas my sister is a caterer she has to work every single holiday thank God we fast on Yom Kippur or we'd never see her thank you for that Miss fine and I hope you enjoy the vas huh yes it reminded me of you one of a kind with just the right accent you've been a wonderful addition to our family and I hope you cherish the vas as the children cherish you Merry Christmas is fine merry Christmas wow Miss fine you did understand this party was for cast and crew only right I mean you weren't expected to be invited were you oh [Laughter] it's a little late for you isn't it oh okay so lay off me you're like the last person I have to answer to where did that come from you get back down here young lady no well she's not going to get away with speaking to me like that oh now wait wait let her just calm down a little bit what what do you mean her calm down what about me well you're just gonna have to deal with it look when I hit puberty my mother was a size six when I hit 18 so did she

Channel: The Nanny

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Keywords: the nanny, sony, sony pictures entertainment, hbo max, sitcom, comedy, fran, fran drescher, fran fine, peter marc jacobson, charles shaughnessy, lauren lane, maxwell sheffield, 90s, 90s sitcoms, queens, daniel davis, niles, cc babcock, fran fine laugh, maggie sheffield, benjamin salisbury, nichols tom, bette midler, Madeline zima, brighton sheffield, grace sheffield

Id: 8AmHlEGM2Bg

Length: 20min 41sec (1241 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 28 2022