A Sick Child’s Touching Wish - Alternatino

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<i> [gentle piano music]</i> <i> - When Mateo Cruz was diagnosed at the age of two</i> <i> with a rare blood disease,</i> <i> doctors said he wouldn't make it to his fifth birthday.</i> - All right, blow out the candles, buddy. <i> - And yet here the miraculous Mateo is six years later.</i> - Look at those lungs. - Nice job. - When we heard Mateo's amazing story, we knew we wanted to make his biggest dream come true. And he knew his wish right away. He didn't even have to think. - My wish is that I don't want to meet Macklemore. <i> - Family and friends were immediately touched</i> <i> by Mateo's dream.</i> I mean, what can I say? Our little guy just can't stand Macklemore. And it's not just his music either. As Mateo would say, you know... he just hates the guy's whole vibe. <i> - I don't like his songs,</i> <i> and I don't think I would like him as a person.</i> I don't ever want to meet him. - Okay, champ. They're gonna see what they can do, okay? No promises. - When we heard the wish, we weren't sure it would be possible. <i> Macklemore seems like a pretty nice guy.</i> <i> And surprising sick kids at a hospital seems like</i> something he'd want to do. - We were just hoping and praying that when he saw just how little his music meant to our son, he'd understand. <i> [gentle music]</i> <i> ♪ ♪</i> - That's me. That's my dad. That's my mom. And there's no Macklemore. <i> - I'll never forget that night in the hospital.</i> Mateo must have been five, I think. [sniffles] We were watching TV, and he's like, "Daddy, who's that?" <i> And I said, "Son, that's Macklemore and Ryan Lewis.</i> <i> That have a song called "Thrift Shop."</i> He just goes, "No, no, no, no, no." He looked like he was gonna be sick. I mean, sicker than he already was. - That's great. That's really good. <i> It was so inspiring to see the whole town come together</i> <i> to help make Mateo's wish come true.</i> <i> When all this started, I said to him, "You do know</i> "nobody would ever make you meet Macklemore, right? He's not even that big right now." And he was like, "I just want to play it safe. I want a guarantee." - And we were like, "You know, you can have whatever you want. "You know, if you wanted to live in Disneyland for a month, "they could probably make that happen. And you would still probably never meet Macklemore." But then he said, "Dad, what if Macklemore is at Disneyland?" And you know what? I-I hadn't thought of that. <i> - After weeks of calling,</i> <i> Katherine finally connects with Macklemore's managers.</i> - Yep, just don't visit him and don't surprise him. Yep, that's all. Thank you so much. Okay. He's not coming. - Okay, buddy, time to take off that blindfold, okay? - He's not here. He's really not here. - Macklemore is never coming, honey, not now, not later, never. [applause] <i> - And that's when I realized that all the other kids</i> <i> have it wrong by wishing for vacations</i> <i> or a ticket to a big game.</i> When your one wish is to never meet Macklemore, every day that you don't meet Macklemore feels like a gift. <i> ♪ ♪</i> - You know, this is an especially difficult job for me, because I actually kind of like Macklemore. ♪ Downtown ♪ - Aah! - Ooh, I'm sorry, kiddo. I thought you were asleep. - Just let me die.
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Channel: Comedy Central
Views: 1,456,462
Rating: 4.9116111 out of 5
Keywords: Arturo Castro, Alternatino, Arturo, comedy central, Make a Wish parody, charities, mockumentary, Macklemore, Ryan Lewis, sick children, hospitals, charity work, hospital sketch, funny, sketch comedy, comedy, comedy show, tv show, tv comedy, funny video, comedy videos, comedian, comedians, latino, latino comedy, latinx, latina, best comedy, broad city, make a wish, Macklemore sucks, a sick child’s touching wish
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Length: 3min 47sec (227 seconds)
Published: Tue Jul 09 2019
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