5 Characters in Every Dark Teen Drama - Alternatino

Teen Drama screen test. Take one. Hi, I'm Arturo Castro reading for New Kid in Town. Cue music. Man, I never thought I'd have to switch schools senior year. Yeah, I can play sports, but I'm a sensitive guy inside. Plus, I'm really good at solving local murders. I'm going to fit in real well in this town. Michael, the handsome bad boy. Take three. School is just not for me. And don't ask me about the past; just too painful. Get outta my way. That's my hog. Sorry. Want me to imitate the motorcycle? Sure, yeah. Barnabas, the misfit. Take eight. My (inaudible) hardcore soul fusion band is playing a gig at the diner where we all get together and we solve murders. It's really sad and beautiful. Maybe you should come or whatever. Gilbert, the one Latino character. Take one. So sorry... I'm not reading this. It just has one line. It says, "Orale." Nailed it. Cool. Elizabeth, the cheerleader. Take 10. My one goal this year is to become head cheerleader and to conceal all those murders I committed. Go murder! God, this show is dark.

Channel: Comedy Central

Views: 442,616

Rating: 4.9460435 out of 5

Keywords: comedy central, Alternatino, Arturo Castro, high school, riverdale, riverdale parody, lakegale, teen drama, teen drama screen test, screen test, jock, bad boy, misfit, latino character, cheerleader, murder, comedy, very funny, funny, funny video, funny videos, comedian, comedians

Id: 6ieJ3R9Xhjk

Length: 1min 44sec (104 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 10 2019