7th Stand User (Best Moments) - Salty

nothing okay me cheese [Music] it's not whatever you want are you eating gum minims I sang a record he probably should have gotten water wait recording going what the [ __ ] keep recording going what the flowers right here just hurry the [ __ ] up hi Benjamin I'm with salty decay damn we're gonna play a [ __ ] game anyway sorry for the sudden entrance but would you like to explain this games features No start the damn game and just go normal okay which reminds me would you like to realize how hard hard mode is in this No I'm Muhammad Abdul a fortune teller okay the doll-like I'm not Abdul I'm Abdul his long-lost brother that's my pronouns right I detect the coop capability too will the stand within you if you enter few easy questions for me I may be able to determine your stance bar it gives you like a freaking questionnaire on paper it's just like just like what's your sexual orientation you're at a party and spot someone drinking by the window on their own they seem lonely do you try to make conversation oh wait a second let me simulate this I'm gonna go off in the corner and pretend to drink something okay I'm over at the corner can i waterboard you with my water bottles oh no hi okay so you're socializing yes all right it works your sand is Oh Nick you got this look he played this once before he didn't really get that far but he got this and I was like whoo yeah why do we have to get this one again salty just told me to do the questionnaire and then he just got mad at me because my stand was better than his he got a bunch of ants Oh mine was mine was adamant which is just like a bunch of like it fly ants wait a second what was the name of that guy from Naruto that had all the bugs I was not John - John I was John from North it's like hey John what's up naruto believe it John oh and before I forget would you mind telling me your name there's got to be a variation of Joe like a link Joe Joe with the woody Jackie oh my gulling genk I don't know who cares that he's Jackie Chan we should be we should be josuke all right all right you're right although it's just my interpretation your interpretation soft it's offensive how dare you make Jackie Chan look like nyam triggered was I dreaming even for a dream that was strange sorry to say but it was no dream Abdul it is oh yeah just like [ __ ] Abdul is just like shouting from like your window the tag digit is Western what's most likely past but then the last commie steel I'm the one who grants as you understand you're not Abdul so my computer just gave me a stand the internet gave us a whole world of exciting new possibilities I promise everything will make it so clear if you just like it says something else no and it appears no it's just Abdul it's what the hug no like or ever like it's there's just like a hobo in the corner speaking into a cup and he's like Almighty stand giver it's like under your desk pay no attention to the dirty hobo under the desk excuse the smell if it makes you shut up then find Sonic Youth holy crap it's a Pokemon who's that Pokemon it's Sonic Youth in layman's terms it's a superpower and the apparition standing in front of you is the extension of verbose generally each state is run you the expression but but why are you doing this and what exactly are you why am I doing this for the lulz this this is like a creepypasta like like I bought this crazies computer from an old abandoned amusement park I was gonna say that like what if this guy he just like gives a whole bunch of pop-up ads to people and that's how they generate virus look at me like you would a pre-recorded message that can talk back to you interact with you can also say racial slurs at times but ignore me you can't beat up a computer you stupid nerd that insidious vampire deal it will be dangerous deal has Assassin's Creed everywhere he loves the game he has every single copy wait slow down are you asking me to risk my life what makes you think I'm going to let myself get involved in something that dangerous because [ __ ] Europe you for power so I granted your wish did we wish for Patrick this guy is assuming way too much right dude like a random Muslim dude broke into my house and asked me a bunch of questions and now I have a stand I didn't wish for anything he asked me if I could shoot Hitler or Bon Jovi you are the one who is for a stand you didn't wish for Jackman I can see your leg sticking out of my desk no matter this is your destiny I'm just helping move along go to go to school now go to school yes play F mega sure no way yeah it's cool game oh [ __ ] I didn't read the instructions wow what a beautiful Street look at that punk over there where are we supposed to be going to school cool I'm going to cut your pants off so I can treat the mood legit that sounds like disturbing that must be Joe Joe Joe - okay Joe nothing's worth the goods will started your struggle of Spain the hell is this it's a book today that looks like a farce my stand at least he wrote who was from on the letter love kakyoin the nurse stabbed the delinquents left eye with the pen that's not a take so much temperature he's being teleported he's on warp paddles Jojo don't tell me you think this is a pen - [ __ ] I can't risk our two groups we'll have to find another way to fight back failure conditions the nurse is injured and gyros came out so basically you have to like you can't fight her so like use the guard or something if you do that all we didn't say oh [ __ ] you're right literally I would say don't do that what are we doing welcome bhai I guess we're bad no I don't fight it don't kill her just click fight but quickly defend her guard there there it is the stunned I may be human but I pledge my loyalty to that man that is why I've come to kill you I won't let you harm this nurse now that I've pulled it out it's clear to me that this is just a pathetic stand that can't do anything but control people daddy's tutorial Jia Tyrell but that is exactly right and without a doubt advance is just a creating with everything pretty good argument Jojo it's all green covered in lines looks like a melon to me you're going to regret pulling it down quit the act I can see the marks from your fingers on your forehead if I press down any harder your skull will explode like a melon what's up with these melons like he just saw like schoolmates get stabbed with an IR just like man that I use I look like a melon it was like a great person yo where the melons take this mustard hair Mantha greens don't you dare move khaki oh I'm going to move no yo every oldest place that's your turn here's one of the people I told you about once thought to arrest people Stein and dales we're standing up our way unfortunately in that state you're about this capable as a punching bag you stand up just to be knocked down again I Jotaro Kujo I'm often called delinquents and I totally agree when I get in a fight all pummels the other guy until we believe I've heard many things I've been hospitalized people I've also heard that given I've given half-assed show off teachers such a scare that they why do we care right now that's why mr. Evans never came back on or off the bill and when I don't like the food at a restaurant I'll leave without paying the bill he's never welcome to that Chili's again he's tried to just show off how edgy he is right now I play Shadow the Hedgehog on hardmode [Laughter] all my pokemon in my party a dart to our evil is when you crush the weak and do your heel using them for your own game yes and women of course and you match the description to a tee pretty much nor the justice system know about your staff that is why I will judge Oh even gets a character portrait evil when now you are there you are wrong the only evil here is the loser evil is always the loser you didn't look that part but you're not another one of Gio's followers are you so if I say yes does that mean that I agree that I'm not or no I'm not one of his deal or did you say yes okay passed a chance to kill me when I'm wounded well let's or let me subdue kakyoin I love how you mean sighs who do is and Lavoie he's doing with his life like legit you were just he's just like are you another one to you as minions and you're like yes he's like ha no you're not no it was bad would it do dad I also love how you look like jokes guy too so it's just like a part for Rosa run and Jojo is looking for josuke and he's just like hey it's Jackie Chan you look a lot like my friend Jackie Chan who I know you're a nice boy deep down shut the [ __ ] up mother before real doll Holly seems like a really cool mom in the anime do you remember what Keiko and says she's he's just like if I was Marriott yeah if I were to marry any girl I would want it to be like your mom Joe Darrell and Jorah was just like okay I would really love to tongue down your mother okay Jenner oh ain't your fault look this man is already pledged easily I don't think the deal and you don't do you know why because all this you just like slap Sammy yes he like tears out his heart it sounds like do know we'll get to learn who this enemy stand user really is and they like take off his mask just like and I would have gotten away with it too of her it's the harlem globetrotter we would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling stand users and and your - who's not here yet but you'll be here yeah in the later arc it almost looks alive that's because it is George oh let me tell you something about what happened four months going on in Cairo when I met him do you all flashback flashback I should put up like footage from the anime I even fortune teller as you may or may not know I set up a shop in the bazaar that night then I saw him quietly observing me from atop the stairs that I was conveniently at the bottom of he glared at me so coldly it felt as if he'd left the fridge open golden hair well those translucent skin he emanated an inhuman CNT you know how this is like supposed to be really really scary yeah but if you just saw like do just like you just hear like this like like I know how like everybody is like suddenly like talking about how sexy do is in every single time that they talk about like gorgeous muscles if you dream cheekbones that tight ass it made me fear for my life I ran with my bonus sticking out of my pants but like they never explained how AB AB Dahl and Joseph meet at all Joseph just travelling and liking in Egypt and he's like yo you seem like you're cool you have a stand who is that red chicken behind you oh you see you boom now Jojo snap take pictures of really flamboyant men no points no nothing they're just out in the open bring your camera you [ __ ] I'm so gonna move [Laughter] don't move I'm gonna do it I'm going to flinch you can't stop me jack her oh I love how like in this game since your characters not supposed to be there they already have all their dialogue and you're just literally just doing like you're just doing dialogue that no one pays attention to just like wow Jonah oh sure is something who are you again yeah you're like the unimportant friend that doesn't like contribute to conversation you're even like no matter how hard you try you're even more worthless than that like girl that showed up like mid season like that girl that was snuck onto that boat hey that's not fair she played an important role of almost getting molested by an orangutan and that dream you're talking about with Abdul showing up out of nowhere I mean it's probably not a dream he kind of sneaks into people's houses question hands just like his eyes are darting around like their room is just like yeah dream when I had that Gress let's both get some sleep get in my bed just like you're just sleeping on the chair he pulls up a chair next to you come on buddy cuddle next to me school's out for summer so we can talk all we want you want to know about the ripple no I had a bunch of ripples you want to see morning did you dream about me last night I dreamt about you sweet cheeks this is right next to your bed the entire want me to show you waited shishun's read any was waiting for you to like wake up he still has more like survey questions like piled up right next to you so what are you feelings about the Trump Oh Harley fell over can't get the Life Alert I'm falling and I can't get up get the stick okay this is kind to be pardon me pulled down mrs. Holley's shirt goddamnit Abdul revealing plant life Stan okay okay cool oh what a coincidence oh thank god she had something under there that would have been so weird for everyone I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell Egypt he's in Egypt because of that fly that Joe duro drew I looked it up in a book and it said it's from Egypt let's go over there just like one page says like flies are from Egypt you know they also could be from other countries but Egypt is one of them and outdoors like well we have like a five in ten chance that getting do in Egypt so let's just go to Egypt Giorgio's as a fortune-teller and I'll be the Buddhist or Nehlen to your stead come fool guy I think destiny that you have stay with us Jackie Chan okay but I refuse that's a reference to Rohan actually I think because that's his like thing was way to fight against a genuine demon [Music] it's our catchphrase Iroquois way oh you're asking me to fight against genuine women what I'm sorry but that's just too much what if the game just ends here I say okay sorry to see you go but keep Theo's assassins I'm chilly take a notice everybody though does the game please tell me I die Oh salesman ah Stan users are attract other stand users what I attracted a Salesman looks like I'll be able to sleep easy tonight are you kidding me no that's our speed rum anyway guys thank you so much for watching I'm having chest pain I'm calling paramedics and your family mr. 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Channel: Saltydkdan

Views: 110,347

Keywords: jojos bizarre adventure, video game, best of, compilation, comedy, jojo, jjba, 7th stand user, jan game, jokes, funny, saltydkdan, salty, dk, dan, best of jojo, lets play, parody

Id: FI2WgVDxbTk

Length: 20min 42sec (1242 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 02 2017