7 Fallout Cults Who Dealt With the Apocalypse So Weirdly

it's not easy living day-to-day in a toxic wasteland that's short on hope and long on angry supermutants for some survivors getting together and fashioning a bizarre new cult out of the rubble of civilization it's just their way of coping with the chaos so it's not for us to judge these people for being deranged and weird and wrong oh wait except I just did that didn't I after the apocalypse some people find meaning in life through religion and then there's the Church of the children of Adam who worship the giant unexploded nuclear bomb in the middle of Megaton and the bomb as you call it represents Adams capacity for creation the gist of it as far as I can gather from the ranting of confessor Cromwell is that the global thermonuclear war that wrecked everything was actually a glorious unifying spiritual event and as such he's super psyched for another bomb to go off which is probably why he spends most of his time three feet away from one knee-deep in radioactive water shouting at it for this ancient weapon of war still he's managed to convince a bunch of other people that this is a good idea as well even if they all seem like they're half an hour away from throwing on some robes and downing some poisoned kool-aid close your eyes and feel at homes below close your eyes and feel atoms glow close your eyes and feel atoms glow ah they seem nice we should help them out [Music] bad they are gonna be thrilled I've got man you crossed Kings the Kings are a gang in New Vegas his free side who are really really into office Presley not that they know who Elvis actually was they moved into an abandoned school for Elvis impersonators in freeside took one look at the place and decided anyone that people revered this much had to be a God people used to come here to learn about him to dress like him move like him to be him if that's not worship I don't know what he is so that's why they all dress like different era Elvis's and why their leader the King talks like this things have been a lot better since you helped before soldier boys thanks again Bob they're harmless enough unless you tell them you prefer Jerry Lee Lewis the white glove society has only just made itself known to the public of course but our pedigree was established over generations you get snobs everywhere even after the equalizing power of nuclear apocalypse makes everyone equally doomed not everyone can wear the finest clothes and eat the finest foods obviously that's just the reality we live in thanks Vincent price tag but if the white glove society of the ultra luxe casino in Fallout New Vegas were just elitist jerks we'd leave them to it don't get me wrong that resorted there is a strictly ring and ding but my guts say don't go in the basement the fact is though these lighted our evening wear enthusiasts have a dark disgusting secret for the last time the white glove society has never and will never consume human flesh for any reason it's written in the Charter that's a weird thing you've never done to include in your charter marjorie founder of the white glove society the terrible truth is the white glove society you still have a bit of the other other white meat for our society to be truly elite we must dine on the most delicious the most exclusive food I mean sure when you're sick of expensive Brahmin steaks what are you gonna do not kill and eat other human beings in elaborate ritual banquets that's poor people talk I have reigned in their cravings and taught them to eat not of the flesh but drink of the blood what is it about the end of civilization as we know it that brings out the cannibal in people it's like before the apocalypse they were all sitting around hungrily eyeing the mailman and waiting for the chance to chow down on each other I'm looking at you residents of and I'll tell you what talk to Linda she'll give you some of her special meat pie it's to die for the family found in mer st metro station in the capital wasteland are a slightly better example these guys don't actually eat human flesh no that would be weird instead they drink blood and believe themselves to be vampires men of science would call us cannibals eaters of human flesh society labels us as monsters demons and the unclean I mean I'm sort of with society on this one fence do you think I believe I can turn into a bat and fly away of course not do I cast my image in a mirror absolutely it's pretty convenient that you can be a vampire without doing any of those things I think I'll be an Egyptian mummy from now on only an alive one with all my internal organs and not wrapped in bandages now you disappoint me you need to open your mind and think for a moment before you pass judgment whatever Dracula lucky what we have here ladies another unsuspecting parts free side home to the Kings is also where you'll find one of the weirdest cults and Fallout New Vegas mods muggers a group of old women and matching pink dresses who attack you with rolling pins and flick knives the gang comprises malefic Mort rancorous Ruth an irate Ida no word on what made them so angry that solid guesses include the amount of swearing on television the price of everything nowadays and disrespectful youngsters still good to see them keeping themselves busy I guess I'm wearing the clothes of a tree minder we shed our wasteland garments like the ones you're wearing long ago under the leadership of tree father birch the tree minders are dealing with the apocalypse the only way they know how gluing twigs to themselves and worshipping a talking tree the great one is a god tree a living breathing speaking guard tree to be fair it's sort of working out for them their home oasis is easily the nicest place in the entire capital wasteland and they've got all the hallucinogenic tree sap they can drink we will now recite the blessing to ward off any harm the outsider may be carrying before he proceeds to the Grove the only problem is that their tree gourd is actually an FEV mutant called Herald who you might remember begging for small change in the original fallout spare change old friend old pal can you help a poor mutant down on this look at some point Harold had a tree start growing out of his head a tree that got bigger and bigger until well this glad to see you're finally awake I can't believe they made you do that stupid ceremony Harold's not super keen on this arrangement which is why he wants you to kill him he's tried asking the tree minders but they're way too into him to do that oh he's testing you now just like he tested us so I guess you want us to do something about it right Harold I want you to go underground and destroy my heart that sounds like a lot of work Harold couldn't I just nuke you from here there we go chop done happy to help guys guys oh the names go Lila do and I'm captain of sudden-death overtime the last of the ice gangs sudden-death overtime is a gang in the capital wasteland whose purpose is to bring ice hockey back to America only they don't really know what ice hockey was there was a time where every city had their own ice gangs and thousands was show up to watch them all do get out in giant arenas they've got all the gear though and their terminology is spot-on now you gotta make a decision go for the power play or sit in the penalty box they might have trouble fielding a full team however especially considering the state of their winger hey keep LA guys yeah we've got practice maybe we'll cross dicks again one day those were the fallout Colts dealing with the apocalypse really really weirdly did we miss your favorite band of widows which do you want back in fallout 4 put them in the comments and like and subscribe for more videos like this from outside Xbox thanks for watching

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Length: 8min 24sec (504 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 15 2015