6 GMs, 1 Player | r/DnDGreentext #13

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one GM two to six players the days of groups the size of eight to fifteen are long past two to six gems one player is way better composition six GM's all speak in unison what are you doing on um I guess enter the cave six sets of T 100 roles you encounter three goblins a black bird two bandits a single in all storage a white wolf initially later on hey what's up everybody I'm scatter ray and welcome to another episode of D&D greentext as always sit back relax and I hope you enjoyed the video how do I properly use player alignment for my campaign my players never bring it up and I do not want to force it any advice alignment is based on personality of the character and how they solve a problem for example character finds a frightened hungry child with a stolen loaf of bread what will they do lawful good take away the bread and go on a ten minute speech about how stealing is wrong neutral good give the kid a gold coin to pay for the bread chaotic good tell the kid that it's alright and let him keep the bread lawful neutral take the bread away from the kid but don't turn him in true neutral do nothing chaotic neutral congratulate the kid on his successful heist give the kid a silver coin for his trouble lawful evil turns the kid into the town guard neutral evil take the bread and eat it in front of the kid chaotic evil kill the kid the greatest incentive is always hidden behind great sums of money I pulled the you must save the world by having the mythical Spirit dear ask them how they'd all like to make ten thousand gold pieces then they gladly went on a world trotting journey to find the seven MacGuffins so the big bad evil guy wants take over the world what's actually the most sensible path doesn't attract the attention of a ragtag bunch of teenagers with attitude be me big bad evil guy wants to take over the world research all others who have attempted this realize they all had one fatal flaw the all act evil realize this would attract murder-hobos and lawful stupid do-gooders decide the best way to accomplish my goal is to act like a good guy join up with a group of adventurers protect the land from monsters and evildoers any time I defeat another big bad evil guy I used my naturally high persuasion to convince their followers to follow me tell a groupid so I can lead them down a brighter path do this for a few years acquire a grand sum of money invest into local businesses and give to charities frequently establish an unbreakable trust of the community become something akin to a saint use my popularity to gain a political footing rise to power spread my influence across the rail anyone who tries to stop me is considered an evildoer they either get imprisoned or killed after decades of this I obtain total rule of the rail kick as the whole world praises my name well there you have it that's how you that's how we take over the world I guess pretty straightforward how will you save the kingdom be me son of a noble notice Kingdom is in shambles monsters running amok guards corrupt economy in shambles the site is my family's wolf to improve living conditions for the people form a guild of freelance mercenaries mercenaries fight off monsters people trust the guild and start paying for their services turn around and invest money back into the community word travels about my guild people outside the kingdom want to hire my guild to protect caravans and defend cities decide to set up more guild halls in more kingdoms across the realm recruit more and more people to bolster my numbers gets to the point where my guild is now in every town in every hold in every Kingdom the people overthrow the royalty and make me their new king all hail a non they say enslave the whole populace everyone shocked inform them I was evil the whole time check maniac lee as everyone is in Chains how come no big bad evil guy before me has thought of doing this the Susan temptation this is actually like the next story I had prepared but it's extremely similar to the last one which is pretty big crane stance I don't know this is actually a really good strategy if no one can catch on to your true intentions party enters a magical forest the spirit that governs it closes the doors behind them because he wants to party to help him out realized too late how bad of a move that was since it wasn't my intention to railroad them into taking on that quest the whole thing takes longer than expected a few adventures later party goes deep into some catacombs rival party who wanted to steal what was in their seals the entrance behind them said that they're trapped in realized too late I did it again there's at least two other exits somewhere in the dungeon this time and the way to counter the spell that closed the dungeon but I'd opt looking for them was what the group was thinking about when they found out the trap door wouldn't open it's their fault they didn't buy a dozen immovable rods after the forest incident COC scenario very tense atmosphere the party tracks down a missing member in the kitchen of a haunted house he's been possessed and is walking towards him with a huge kitchen knife silence for a few seconds everyone stunned I wanna I wanna apologize man ask for my accent in the next line alright thank you PC with French character why are you holding that knife game had to stop until we'd all stop laughing be me be forever DM D&D 5th edition party gets new player never touched game in life makes Hull fell frog party and new player attempted to teleport to new location ambushed by big bad evil guy oh [ __ ] that JPEG teleported to pocket dimension fight big bad evil guys minion other new player controlling minion fight goes well Dragonborn paladin 21 AC gets hit 431 damage only has 9 health remaining panicked a 12 big bad evil guys minion on low health new player rolls to fire short bow natural one arrow hits Dragonborn paladin in the back of the head exactly nine damaged paladin dies from failing death saving Rose said that mauve my face when you player killed veteran my face when first player death in campaign my face when loot was flame tongue my face when loot was for Dragonborn paladin my face when I hate TNT now male wizards are always old men female wizards are always young woman why because male wizards are meant to be wise masters of the arcane arts and female wizards are meant to get my dick hard who's the biggest dumbest [ __ ] in your game that would be John P John name your character John instead of role-playing play dota all the time occasionally say yeah I hit him with the club Lowell interrupt diem all the time finally get kicked out like five or six sessions later because of yet another dumb argument that you caused pic related it's John who's the biggest dumbest [ __ ] in your game the DM it would also be fine if they made the T think only infernal sorcerer but that would probably be too similar to warlock choosing warlock but your patron is just your mom but I don't wanna overthrow the church today dude suit your suppose were confiscated until you do your chores yeah well I'm gonna learn wizard spells and then I'm gonna move out 300 years later still living at home I'm not sure if this was supposed to be internal or infernal but we'll go with this sabzi infernally into his chicken tenders let's move the [ __ ] on home brew custom fifth edition campaign on discord be me playing as the wizard other players metagame like crazy DM is sick of it DM tries to give the party hell by throwing problems and enemies left and right party shrugs it off party likes to argue about small things and that eventually trails the game DM is tired of the party D railing me asked them if I could brew a meta spell in between session DM out ride the knives explain what the spell is DM outright agrees one session later party starts arguing about something completely unrelated to the plot my wizard casts the new spell move on enchantment nine casting time freakin action range ten light-years target only affect players components verbal duration instant the party is school the dead horse let's move on everyone within range must make a wisdom save intro with the caster's spell save DC on a failed target must ignore their current point of focus or attention and moved upon on a success there's no effect everyone moves the coupon plot progresses DM is happy me happy alright guys that's it for this video thank you for watching I hope you enjoyed it leave a like if you did and subscribe to not miss future videos follow me on twitch for live streams that's twitch.tv slash sky DeRay if you're into live streams ie live stream on twitch.tv large-scale array there is a link below for that links below to my social media and the discord server and everything else and yeah that's it thanks again for watching and I'll see you next time have a great day bye
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Length: 10min 7sec (607 seconds)
Published: Sat Mar 16 2019
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