Alignment based | r/DnDMemes [#51]

the barbarian after using a book as an improvised weapon i'm the wizard now hey what's up everybody i'm skitter demon way and welcome to another dmd memes video thank you nyx i'm having a good day i hope you're having an amazing day as well and everyone else watching yeah with that being said guys i hope you enjoyed the video being old quote-unquote is a mentality my friend turned 29 today for his birthday he hosted several challenges to set our stats contests of strength agility wisdom etc constitution was how well we could bear eating spicy salsa intelligence was a nerdy trivia etc based on our final stats he assigned characters heroes of various types or goblins we then went out and played live dmd everyone here is between ages 23 and 29 anyway if someone says adulthood means abandoning ridiculous parties and fun times with your friends they're full come on now you made me curious i wanna know more details about what live dmd means actually i wonder if they were a party of lizard folk my first dm didn't have any meanies so he would use gummies or other snacks we liked this because whoever killed the foe got to eat it it was very primal the height of drama was a boss fight in which he placed a huge donut on the battle map in front of five hungry college kids hashtag dnd that's a nice dm but if if you were a bunch of broke college kids wasn't your dm pretty much supposed to be the same dragons dnd is a game where you sit around arguing about your plan for 25 minutes and then do not follow that plan the plan doesn't even matter okay who needs a plan right i mean the plan can always go wrong if you just roll the dice poorly i mean we all know this player that one player who keeps playing the exact same character no matter what style campaign you are in is that sir barrington is that is that the character of sir barrington finally the one and only i wonder what serbian is up to these days a good boss understands having priorities in check got a text asking to reschedule a meeting because the dnd game is going long and the person i was going to meet with is the only one who can kill the witch that they're battling and i've never not minded the cancellation this much yeah i don't think that this excuse is really gonna work even a very understanding person i i feel like they're still not gonna be happy about the cancellation the game was rigged from the start climb the mountain to fight the beast stealing the ship or exploring the cave to find the legendary magic sword with the same red dragon yeah i learned you only have to give your players the illusion that they have a choice so that they're happy about it okay they don't actually have to have a choice this meme is not vague and unconvincing player is the room empty dm it seems to be empty i find the dancer vague and unconvincing truly heartbreaking to lose it so quickly my druid uses wild shape and ends turn dm on the very next turn attacks my druid with enough damage in one hit to make him revert back to his non-wild shape form my druid before reverting lich better have my money dungeon master culture is spending 8 hours planning a game just to turn around and derail the campaign because you want to make a dead joke at the end of a dungeon i i get it that it's kind of related because it makes a dad joke and that's what the story is about and whatever like i don't know why it bothers me but it does when titles on reddit posts make a separate joke on their own like i get why but that still bothers me i don't know that was a lot deeper than i was expecting that's what she said me the dm watching the pcs realized that the solution to the riddle was letting go of their fear of death knowing damn well that i just planned it to be a clock yeah no it's it's letting go of the fear of death yup that's the solution good job you got the riddle nice they don't have to know they don't typed gender neutral bathrooms so often that when i wrote lawful neutral my phone suggested bathrooms as the next word gendered bathrooms pretty bad gender neutral bathrooms solid pretty good but then there's alignment-based bathrooms that's a lot of bathrooms though like you need a lot of space for alignment based alignment based ones move over nerds there's a new brain in town the barbarian after using a book as an improvised weapon i'm the wizard now good job barbarian you're smart smart guy you're doing you're doing great buddy doing great yeah the barbarian is always special a great idea to borrow two universal constants of high fantasy leaving first if something falls into ruin a necromancer will move in a hundred percent of the time second there is a critical mass of gold that will summon a dragon if you keep accurate records and stay below it you'll be fine yeah but too bad that dwarves can't actually do that they always end up digging too deeply and too greedily i'm sorry sir if you don't renovate your summer keep and live in it at least one month out of the year we'll have to charge you with negligent dungeonization of property the old cellar laboratory might have belonged to your uncle but if you aren't going to use it something will the players are a squad of government investigators trying to prevent monsters from claiming new habitat it's mainly negotiation but sometimes people have an interest in attracting dangerous entities for their own purposes reverse embezzlement evil accountants hired by people who hate you surreptiously adding gold to your treasure rooms increasing your wealth incrementally until the day the dragon event horizon is passed and you're ruined yeah if you have enough but you have to split it right i mean yeah i was gonna say if you have enough gold you can ruin anyone and make a dragon attack them but you need to be careful and not end up attracting the dragon yourself though time for the recycling bin wizard am am i dead death yes for good this time what's next the truth then show me you are nothing but a piece of paper with numbers and rough sketches of penises on it yeah that tracks normally i mean max but sometimes the meme is funny enough when the party enters an anti-magic field and the sorcerer can finally show off that charisma wasn't their highest stat you are surrounded all i am surrounded by is fear and dead man strength 18 giving a plus 4 modifier right mr wizard i mean sorcerer whatever same thing but jesus 18 plus 4 plus 4 why this is my favorite class artificers in a nutshell here's a wand that has a silencer on it roll 20 is our lord and savior me wait so according to this pandemic rules i can't meet with two friends to play d but i do have to go to school with hundreds of others my government these are confusing times never play dnd on the 1st of april it won't go well [Laughter] potions vending machine ok and then it's actually an april fools yeah shark elf might be a strange dark elf snark elf bark elf and shark health bedtime newbie oh my god my character is about to die veteran is he unconscious newbie no he's a two hit points veteran oh okay newbie okay veteran yeah he just needs to take a nap newbie he was hit by a ball of fire veteran yeah and now he needs a nap he'll be fine don't worry about it just needs a long he he just needs a nap he'll be fine there's usually one in the party and i for one am thankful when there's not my daughters you get out of my inn that's the fourth time our horndog bar got us kicked out of a place welcome to my inn that i stuffed entirely with burly orcs and soulless golems my burly orcs and soulless golems bardsman god damn it i am a comedic genius an adventurer gave birth to twins one an asimar the other a thiefling she was unconscious so her brother the barbarian had to name them what did you name the angel sinbad a little eccentric but okay what about the other okay dude sorry okay what did you name the other sin good that those are good names honestly those are great names actually amazing it's my first time dming and i'm learning a photo about creating content for dnd me home ring monsters and pretending to know what the [ __ ] i'm doing you don't really have to know just have to have your players think that you know made raised from the dead tomato tomato players it may be cliche but i think the real treasures actually are the friends that we made along the way necromancer horror story humans i love humans as the non-default rarer species imagine a centaur staring in absolute what the [ __ ] horror as a human climbs a good sized tree mermaid oh look a quadripus they're really freaky never seen one this close merman what's wrong with its back health it's like that time a seal got torn from tail too quadrupus climbs right out of the water and then just ambles along on two feet vertically like some kind of nightmare crab with skin mermaid silent merman with much horror ah jesus christ my reason for the weekend monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday and then dmd day or days i don't know the whole weekend maybe i'm afraid it's terminal the rocks will fall any second doctor his alignment appears to be off instead of role playing lawful evil he's being a chaotic [ __ ] okay dude dungeons and dragons aka discord and discretion dnd in a nutshell come and get it no no please don't come and get it both classes can be replaced with any other class because no one can trust anyone else to not do something stupid rogue about to do anything with all the respect i don't need backup paladin okay paladin it's not backup it's babysitting so today's session was kinda dark your campaign is kinda dark so you introduce a new npc goblin child to spread some positivity and make the party happy the party doesn't trust her and brutally kills her in her sleep jesus christ what the [ __ ] party what the [ __ ] yeah what did you do to the party to make them become like this jesus naturally a comment review because i'm not doing those but i just want to read i just want to show this comment to you because i think it was absolutely amazing uh bard you look like a first edition beholder a beholder um yeah on that note we're getting the video here so uh alright thank you guys so much for watching i hope you enjoyed it please like if you did and subscribe for more if you haven't already also thank you to everyone supporting channel on patreon i really appreciate it so thanks a lot for the support given there links below if you want to check that out as well as links below to all my social media the patreon the discord server the subreddit if you want to check those out and yeah that's it thanks again for watching and i'll see you next time have a great day bye

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Id: 52yx5XmZH2g

Length: 12min 15sec (735 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 08 2021