Counterspell | r/DnDMemes [#47]

how can i be at level 12 and not be granted a decks of 22. this is outrageous this is unfair take a feat young skywalker man i love crossover memes hey what's up everybody skippidydroo here welcome to another dmd memes video before jumping into this video i just wanna okay complimenting your hair doesn't you don't like that complimenting your entire head you don't like that headless horsemen don't like that what what am i supposed to do you have a nice personality though anyway with that let's everyone has a personality right you cannot deny that one okay anyway let's uh let's move on to the video and yeah but if you're not subscribed yet by the way please subscribe to the channel if you haven't already if you just consider doing it it takes a moment and you can undo it later if you just change your mind and uh yeah please enjoy the video i'm his twin brother seeking revenge the dungeons and dragons movie should kill off a character only to have the party meet a new character played by the same actor in the next scene identical twin brothers but fantasy is both beyond realistic people who complain about lizard folk boobs aren't mad that you got the biology wrong they're tired of women in fantasy being reduced to walking tits and tacking memories onto reptiles is the most ridiculous example yeah so very quickly if you haven't been following the dnd memes people have been arguing about lizard boobs that that's what's been going on in the subreddit lately uh you might have seen it in in previous videos as well the one with the reptile anyway i just remembered one more thing that i want to tell you i i don't know if you follow dank memes or not um i don't very much but i see posts from it on reddit or whatever anyway off topic uh so they've also had a lot of posts with um some girl from some pixar movie or some whatever female character from pixar movie photoshopped with cleavage and that's basically been covering the entire subreddit that hadn't been the discussion of it i for the past week or something i feel like it's a bit relevant i i don't know if they synchronized the reptile boobs and that animated character but um why is it because spring is starting is it some seasonal you know it comes and it goes anyway moving on what if dungeons and dragons is such a powerful game it can make a six foot free man blush like a cherry when he pretends to kiss his wife's pretend character dude he was 17 different shades of red asking to pretend kiss his wife's pretend character this man has dated married and fathered a child with this woman and yet he's like why why don't we well we kissed that's just such a bad thing to do there are 12 zodiac signs there are 12 basic classes i think we need to start asking people what their class is i love him but i'm a cleric and he's just such a rogue and i don't date rogues okay okay no this is not the same thing at all i mean if you say this is the same thing you're basically one of those crazy uh zodiac um obsessed girls you're it's usually girls obsessed with these things or at least i have not seen guys being obsessed with it because like the classes in dnd they actually have some meanings and stuff and they actually you know influence your character am i wrong with that i don't know i might be wrong with that i might just have a weird i haven't thought about it very well okay let's move on let's assume whatever let's move on what's a cool bit of lore from your homebrew world newbie how can we make the dm happy he does so much for us veteran watch this hey dm yeah give us a crash course in the history of your world diem visibly excited okay okay okay so it all started when the gods gets him every time just try to make your dm happy he deserves that mod life right now this is my favorite subreddit art slash dnd memes drunk guy walking out snaked it i love the the worried face on the blue guy or more like embarrassed deal with it cleb hey how's your school today a kid in art class told me the titties on my lizard woman didn't make sense and what did you do i just drew them bigger and said it's fictional i draw what i want you plebian attaboy um i also just noticed that all of this posts have a special flair on the subreddit tdgate 2021. what a great way what a great first interesting event of 2021 a debate on dnd memes regarding lizard it's what a way to to start the year goddammit please stop it human the king is dead i am only a rakshasa a shape-shifting cat demon posing as him for nearly a decade player oh can i pet you npc what no of course not player who's the cutest shape-shifting demon straight to hell dm jail i counterspelled my players healing spells dude what the [ __ ] i think that's probably the most i don't know awful thing to do to your players besides you know the straight up horrible things like simply killing them or whatever it's basically the step below that and i hate it allow me to introduce lord tropa belladonna and lady orchestra fantasy name generators nah no i don't want to use that dictionary of plant names in latin german english and french that's that's the best way of naming her i mean it's actually pretty cool i guess but uh if you okay what i'm trying to say without having a stroke apparently uh i'm just trying to say that it kind of feels weird to me just having things named after plants probably doesn't sound much like names and if you have everything named after plants it maybe could be weird i don't know dungeon merch lich oh no you've defeated me paladin any last words glitch check out the dungeon gift shop on the way out what yes you can get stuff like a t-shirt that says i killed the leech and all i got was this t-shirt do you have snow globes an equal and opposite reaction player that was a quick fight i finally made the perfect min max build tim good job huh didn't i break your game dm chuckling when will you learn every action has an equal and opposite reaction and i must achieve that balance oh no oh no indeed well you know the game is usually meant to be challenging unless it's extremely story focused so if you have a combat and dm wants it to be a certain difficulty level he is gonna increase that difficulty level when you get stronger so you can mean max as much as you want doesn't matter really guys maybe talk to the lady waving you over maybe please come on we only have four hours my players me setting up an obvious plot hook for a one shot that's even worse if it's a one shot or tail i want to adopt the goblin server that you mentioned while setting the scene let's burn down the tavern i think that raven outside is a clue let's follow it my character looks at you with his dark brooding eyes anyone gonna ask me about my backstory already i think i like the little spiky thing the most out of them it's completely unable to move at all but he's doing his best and he's also angry just like the player the barrier pigs aren't lost for no reason being a map maker used to be so easy if you didn't know where something was you just drew a dragon and said don't go there it's a dragon you can only stay inside this area because it's dragons if you try to leave this you know side of the map that's good i told you guys this is a good place if you want good advice it's a good place for a lot of things really especially if you like lizard boobs or debating apparently the fix it with duct tape of dming not so fast bad writing meet my new friend improv i'm still here if you cover an issue with with something else it's it's like it's basically not there anymore right elves have the best home stop human this oak is my home you live in a tree of course i reside in its baths with my sisters also my parents aunt cousins and grandparents it's a family okay was this all the setup for you ah god damn it man it's a family tree this was all the setup for a pun all right just when the admins think they're safe from the lizard boob debate the lizard boob debate how many titties should the two backs you have 6 to 10 fire damage that's impossible pvp one shot exists yu-gi-oh players it's over haiba i cast cone of cold in your dreams pharaoh my paladin has immunity to ice damage impossible my tiefling wizard has wasted her action she's doomed unless i use my last resort i use my movement to walk 30 feet you fool you have activated my reaction opportunity attack no hiba you're the fool by damaging my tifling wizard you have activated my reaction fifth level hellish rebuke guards no weapons allowed me with the bag of holding weapons that's a lot of weapons pack it up oh wow okay oh that was a plot twist i wasn't expecting they seems to enjoy it instead of the tavern meeting i tell the characters they're all starting out dead they roll to determine how long they've been dead and get to craft the backstory of how they died they start the first session resurrected by a powerful necromancer who suicide squats them into their beading not gonna lie that sounds cool i mean i say this about a lot of things but a lot of them do sound cool but this one also sounds cool why are there so many cool ideas out there role play is fun but so is murder wait what what when the last few sessions have been role play heavy heavy heavy dungeon master i crave violence the de facto dm curse when you're introducing a new group to character creation and they ask you what character you'll be playing oh no i guide others to a treasure that i cannot possess it's unfortunate take a feat how can i be at level 12 and not be granted a decks of 22 this is outrageous this is unfair take a feat young skywalker man i love crossover memes the new perfect party terrible character ideas among based on a european christian archetype they have sworn a sacred oath to defeat the giant snail plaguing the countryside a dragonborn desperately trying to convince the party that they're really an arachra with a skin condition that made their feathers fall out you're standard horny bard but they play a washboard a sentient hat piloting a mannequin a dark elf who's afraid of the dark and terrified of spiders a peasant farmer who joined the adventure because they're going through a mid-life crisis and wants to find themselves a druid who got involved because they're the party's weak dealer a werewolf who doesn't believe in the moon opie change the title to great opie are you kidding these are amazing what if they were all in the same group though imagine you're the lord of borovia and this will knock on your door what do you do alright that's gonna be it for this video so thank you guys so much for watching i hope you enjoyed it please leave like if you did and subscribe for more if you haven't already also thank you to every sporting channel on patreon i really appreciate it guys so thanks a lot for the support given there links below if you want to check that out or any social media or if you want to check out the subreddit or join the discord server and yeah that's it thanks again for watching and i'll see you next time every day bye

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Id: shpeJkakbI8

Length: 12min 41sec (761 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 11 2021