50 Million Dollar Lottery Scammer Wants Me Dead - The Journey To The Demurrage

[Music] the ship has arrived the ship has arrived with my 50 million dollars in lottery winnings from who none other than an email scammer by the name of mr peter alcott or whatever the hell he said his last name was i never really paid attention he tried calling me from a 202 area code text now number and i couldn't hear him to save my life so he eventually called from his actual number in the country of benin won't you join me on this journey to find the hidden demurrage and finally collect our 50 million in lottery winnings hello yeah hello yeah who's this lori washington oh it said ben in on that what does that mean i am the one that i using 202 which is from washington but my network is very bad that is why i decided to call you directly with my systematic number oh your diplomatic coded number oh yes of course yeah it's worth everywhere in the world oh it's kind of like a satellite phone oh yeah yeah because was that you trying to call on the other number i couldn't hear you yeah it might be next i don't know if you said network yeah it's something with the network those satellites are all wonky right now i think with those numbers so it's good that you're calling me on the satellite phone sir thank you yeah he's really like playing with the number with the washington number two yeah yes i called you many times but you didn't think i thank you also sms yeah i call yeah i couldn't hear you at all so something's wrong with that number that you have so you might want to diplomaticize that one a little bit more and then you can transfer it into the um bannon number right called him that i yes now about the appearance of the package and they do more range oh the numerator because the package has now respect oh the demurrage yes of course sir i haven't yeah i haven't paid to merge in a good year or two but that must be held up on the ship then or something right [Music] no clearance did i win the demerge fund did i win the demurrage fund too sir please um i don't know what char or what uh ships are important right now well there's demerge floating all over the place down there isn't there oh it's for the four days yes of course kind of compiling and combusting into itself yes and then we just combine those into one right we just combine those into one and then i'll get it [Music] yes okay should i pull vault down to the um to the gulf then because i was at yeah maybe the gulf of tonkin we could go there too i don't know it's kind of dicey around there this this time of year though um i'll just head down to the gulf of mexico then i'm from georgia yeah yeah i know not to worry about that behind the dragon yeah i'm not worried about that i'm just seeing which golf i have to go to you know or maybe we can go to a straight or something gibraltar will be floating around there somewhere i know i may love this i know a lot of things about explaining [Music] oh and just combine those into one super demerge we can we can refer to it as the super demerge if you want um the the combination of the two yes my yeah 100. because we don't want it sitting and floating around there um or spilling over the ship into someone else's bank account right because that's all for me hello sir hello my dear how are you good is this the international number the other one wasn't working here this is a mr uh peter arkad diplomatic budget by uh your other number wasn't working so thank you for calling me on the international satellite phone sir okay okay i haven't heard from you as we said yesterday you haven't spending yeah the demerge was flowing yesterday is it still today though i think i hope it has gone into a fifth day of demerge yes today is the fifth today is the fifth of the day yeah so but however i have to i have to write you an email then you understand me clearly oh no i understand but i just wanna i just wanna do away with the fifth day because we can only do the four days of demurrage you know it's kind of like the 12 days of christmas i guess there's only four days of demerge right okay okay there is no problem but however so that we should cut it off let's get yes let's cut off the demerge we don't want to be paying extra days of demerge i i hope sir don't worry don't worry don't worry you cannot send a 350. you can send 250. everything will be done okay thank you we'll just swipe the demerged charges away for today then yeah just send the only 350. and i want you to turn it into a itunes do you know item catch oh it's itunes ship offer the demurrage yes okay i didn't know they had their own fleet sir you just if you go to any pharmacy or store then you should ask for iphone cash i just asked them for the demerge and and then they'll just be able to deal with the marriage to you right sir i hope yes oh okay so i'll just um which one do i go to i don't know if there's a demurrage store around what let's see i don't tell you if you are not trusted for this you should let me come to everything go back no no no no what no no no we're not cancelling it oh you should go to my feet and buy the itunes card yeah which pharmacy do i go to any four monthly ourselves hold on hold on it was made only for america so go to the pharmacy and ask for that i'll just go into the pharmacy it's kind of like a little pill that you have to take to pay the demerge right sir to you good is this mr peter at last yeah oh where have you been sir first time we told you about the do maurice oh this is words yes i've forgotten all about the demands i don't know how i've forgotten about that but yes the demurrage was the 350 right but now we're up to over probably 10 days sir for the demerge i hope it's still the four day emerge is it still the fourth four days right oh god right now since that time to now it has already been like extra for this again oh yeah another florida is kind of compounding yes that is 500 everything now is there 450 well i can only do the original because it's taken you've been stuck in customs and that's not my fault sir oh my dear he's like really too confused no no there is that's this listen to me hold on four days of do more rage right right and that was 33 50 or that was an extra hundred so we're just going to wipe out all the additional demurrage charges for the past week then oh it's every blessed day and the last the last final day too right but we're not paying that additional okay all right there's no problem oh great thank you there's no problem okay you how are we going to do it now yeah are you proceeding right away to catch the itunes oh the itunes card yes right for the demurrage we'll kind of get those demerged charges ramped up kind of get maybe a counter up in the corner to see how many times we can say demerge right as well through customs right i need to pay measure right away yeah because we want to wash away those demerged charges off of our hearts right yes [Music] is that why we need the itunes cards sir for the demerge yes oh great i didn't know they were manufacturing ships now down in the steel yard i guess but that's good to hear sir they're diversifying their uh portfolio so to speak you could say what is wrong with you what i don't know i don't know what i'm talking about you talking another team what is wrong with you are you okay nothing's wrong i'm just trying to get uh the payment for the demurrage sir yes you know so you hold on hello hello listen peter available oh mr peter this is this is gary again i don't know why you hung up last call why i'm not to be angry about you what i've been i don't know anything about what you are doing oh you don't know about the demerger i thought there were several um dictionary definitions of that but we were trying to get that paid today if you want to get the pet today go and get it fed if you don't want you should leave me i will be gone okay you'll get it done well how are you getting it done today i thought i had to go get them i already got them from the little shed here at the port so maybe i have to pull the ball back over the fence i'm not sure to get some more cards but yeah if you want us to get this done you have to give me your email address or your email address no i was getting some itunes i was getting itunes cards remember sms okay send you what can you send me a sms message message send you one message hello hello is this mr peter you're very busy well you should be busy helping me sir i don't know why you keep cutting off well i can't help you i try to help you but you don't want yeah but you're not helping me you've been delayed in customs for the past week oh what's wrong with you oh no nothing sir i'm just trying to get this hello yeah oh hello mr peter what's happening with your phone sir no i don't want to pick your call no i said what's happening with your phone i it's getting disconnected and you're not taking the calls so go back to the place that you bought the card okay should i pull vault back over the fence into the shed where the uh it will form i will cut off this call no no sir hold on go back to the place that you bought the card yes back to the port that you want to send it listen right i told them that you want to send this to me then you give them mr peter the demerge agent yes but i have to pull the ball back over the fence and to mr stevie dorsett hello this is perry ganasonic here yeah why are you calling me again oh is this mr peter here yeah actually paid today please it's a sad day when no more demurrage flows in and out of port why couldn't mr peter see the light at the end of the shipyard and use his own pole vault to collect my payment perhaps down the line thanks for watching everyone if you enjoyed me messing with this scumbag please wire a like and i'll see you at mr stevie door shed cheers [Music] you

Channel: The Hoax Hotel

Views: 87,898

Keywords: lottery winner, lottery, oblivion npc, scams, scammer, angry scammer, $50000000, one million dollars, demurrage, comedy, animation, scammers among us, apple, funny pranks

Id: 7YdKZCrfRK8

Length: 16min 6sec (966 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 19 2020

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