50 Cent FUNNY MOMENTS!

the things you say on the stage you have to come with me i'm like what i'm like i have to arrest you i said what the [ __ ] you talking about i sent like growing up i had an interesting upbringing i was uh actively involved in things kids are not supposed to be involved right you say the american flag has 50 stars then you call me 50 cent if you say the american flag got got about 50 stars up on it then 50's just fine it's 50 cent illuminati if i was illuminati i'd be nominated for something what not i'd have some kind of [ __ ] nominations i can't even who is illuminati let me call them and talk to them about this [ __ ] maybe they can get somebody to do me a favor i was sitting there i was like and the twilight zone because i was like am i in jail for saying saying the song yeah yeah and it's like okay so this just can't be so bad right you know and then when they start telling you you can't we need your passports yeah so wait a minute this is bad yeah what does take you to the candy shop me it means i take you to the hotel cleaning version you go buy a small car you can go buy a [ __ ] chrysler for five thousand dollars ain't no shoe ever gonna be no wheels man i don't care what you say hey kids it's back to school time and what did you get the best for the lowest price the 50 cent store where everything costs 30 cents not 99 cent not 75 cent if you see hundred dollar bills call me 50. if what you see is benjamins it is just fine go back to school in style with thousands of items like gently used notebooks 50 cent pencil nubs 50 cent a thermos with no top for this scent a eight pack of crayons with three missing 50 cent recently expired lunchables 50 cent and whatever the this is finished do we have star wars lunch boxes no but we have judge mathis lunch boxes kids love judge matthews so come on by the 50 cent store or you might get shot the 50 cent store located at the corner of route 4 and myrtle right behind the club 299 score all sales are final would you buy reeboks now yeah if everything else is don't fit my size how do you feel about some people who say like the integrity is messed up when you paint on sneakers i'm not talking to them those people don't count they wanted your passports they wanted to kick you out of the country and what was weird is you were upset because you thought this is there's a lot of crime there and saying yeah they yeah they like the murder capital yeah so you got me here for saying mother and the you got a murder rate higher than every place else out there it's 50 cent cool with rob kardashian oh okay yeah i was just showing rob some compassion you know what i'm saying and i was telling him in his point of confusion i [ __ ] with hoes too at a different point in my life so i was just identifying with him so he didn't be all broken up about his dealings with like china let's look at the underwear i want to get a look at this this is called uh frigo crown there it is that's frigo crown now tell us what's going on first of all that's not what i would look like if i were wearing frigo crown exactly um you there's something we can photoshop you to look just like that listen we all mess up sometimes like that first pitch i threw at the mess game but i don't feel bad cause i didn't tell nobody i was a professional pitcher you see big sean two chains they're all getting deals but the one that is the most successful and is the kanye shoe you know these are going for six grand keep the [ __ ] cole and told me like m wants me which i was like all right like he's like the biggest artist in hip-hop yeah at the time i said okay i'll fly you know i didn't want to get my my hopes up or get excited and then when i got there it was like yo this is it this is the next big thing and i was like okay cool fun facts how can i achieve a physique like 50 cent well you know this physique over here buddy is a reflection of discipline commitment all you got to do is work out sometime i work out sometime trump where you really thought that he's in his presidency and his attitude and maybe for quite a while he's been borrowing a lot from rap culture in his attitude yeah and i actually can kind of see what you're talking about he do because he like you know never take responsibility for what what he said ordered paired g and the g still haven't come this was in 2011. that's [ __ ] up jeans didn't come since 2011. you should have notified someone man it's like it's a long time man 750 these are probably why those are 700 though these are probably originals that's the thing when it first came wait it's a huge difference look the new ones don't got okay no there's no difference sorry these are just things i'm thinking about why is it called crown what what is crayon you know i i was using the hierarchy you know of living for the theme of it and i quoted the crown because well you're putting the crown jewels in there yeah yeah [Laughter] 50 cent did not ask a whole 21 questions on 21 questions and we haven't done a good job of holding him accountable this guy can't actually count very well 21 questions has 21 questions just got to go back and count them you put your show on against the new season of game of thrones that's what i wanted to do this was your own idea because i was going to recommend you shoot that person i'm thinking now you might have to shoot yourself i'm not going to shoot me jimmy [Laughter] five vehicles i ain't got no bugatti i don't want no cars that cost as much as planes that i can't find nobody who want to buy it from me when i get ready to get rid of it if they say something you know it's wrong you uh oh right i ain't gonna do that again right you know it just feels uncomfortable because socially people be talking to you about it right right your social network and then trump he said and he'd be like that didn't happen yeah it's 50 cent a pound last time i checked i was a full-blown pimp but you know i'm reformed i'm uh recovering that's 50 cent a nice guy absolutely i love 50 cent people say what they want about them but it's a good guy like like kanye would compare himself to like steve jobs uh picasso yeah [Applause] uh um who else he still compared himself to what michael jackson michael jordan right walt disney yeah i wonder what made 56 say well you know i love you like a fat kid loves cake and 21 questions i always crack up every time i hear that that was i want you to see what i'm saying when i say things about music at points what i'm trying to say to you is i love you but too much of you is no good for me see you ain't thinking about that like that right see decoding lyrics right here 50 set retire no i'll be working every day i'm just doing a little bit of different stuff that diversify 50 cent used to box yep i still kick somebody ass right now they try me all you gotta do is try me because i'll snap and you can get your lawsuit like i put you up right here like no matter what you do you get these different status like you'd be like writer producer a mogul yeah and as soon as you get in trouble like a rapper ah you're right right back to rap but you have to be stupid to think that i didn't know what a grapefruit is right one second i got a big movie dinner thieves with rob butland i'm getting these phone calls i'm starting to feel important around here the only show in premium cable period that powers behind is game of thrones okay well i started it early why would you move listen i'm listening i'm paying attention okay all right i don't think you pull one no where did 50 cent die 50 cent died in a relationship with this girl back at south side jamaica queens man well women you may die a million deaths yeah what was yours but he just it just felt so weird like i can't remember his dance can you no i ain't doing that me the dude when is power coming back on be back on shortly but you gotta call optimum you gotta call in the optimum and tell them you want your power on this is a new quote i'm a narcissist right and i don't care how you feel quote me or not when i want to go somewhere my favorite food turkey cheese it's really basic but turkey and jesus it for me right now you

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Length: 9min 26sec (566 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 14 2020