5 Guys and Too Many Wives - The CK2 Babymaking Championship

why to have a 98 woman in your court what the [ __ ] are you doing right right so so the goal here is we're gonna have a little friendly competition and we're gonna see who can have the most kids the fastest in ck2 just in this session yeah it's only only the session so we're all gonna and we're gonna play them as a family in Venice let's do this all right gonna die do not look at my wife I'm hiring something to find out I'm gonna find out which one of you [ __ ] did this where are they coming from where are you getting them from oh wait who's this it's Saul so you [ __ ] father of the unborn baby is revealed no it's minus one for real oh yeah I should have kept the child you're right [ __ ] I'm an idiot ah because then it would have been my child and not yours you fool why do you have a 98 little bit in your court what the [ __ ] do you do I don't even need to do anything I could just like pay a visit to his core I'm joining the [ __ ] you see yarns by the way where are you getting them I don't understand how you found so many I only found a few why they'll say yes every woman in the world has a hundred opinion of me by the way that's why oh that was easy did you just follow did you kill me no get the [ __ ] you don't they pay you I died of the infection the Gabel I like fine but that's fine that it's the game is over so guys how many children I have two I think I won okay just no character making that's it yes no just default characters and there's more that way Alice to take to nobody nobody's gonna die this time before you like five minutes flat can be trying going good yeah can we up the speed yes I can't bang them this slowly I can't bang this isn't fair I've got like five lovers but none of them are pregnant yet hmm I just realized I am currently seducing my songs you know what I think my wife is killing off my lovers they seem to be disappearing I'm paying my lovers money you called it you call them lover but you're paying the money now oh man people really [ __ ] here especially my sons really [ __ ] hate me so how many children are you guys up to what to set or fix all of the woman that I can get are from your court I'm stealing the ones in noveltones court no well when did your son die in personal combat sideway his son died an Arsenal combat is the king of sleep I've actually got novels relation tab open and I'm literally just clicking on his lovers and - holy Sh if you go to my relations with comedy one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve their work in 1302 have so many I've I've got ten kids for a reason you know wait a minute I can't we just kill each other's this just let's say that hey we're just killed by kid what the [ __ ] pedo died under circumstances right right as you said if you died under suspicious circumstances off you [ __ ] I only have to know anyway from by if you kill my I'll kill your lovers I'll kill your kids stay away from my kids Karen kill his stay away from my kids hey who's the foot which what do you just did this who so I got the name I got the name you [ __ ] you bastard stay away from my daughter he killed my daughter you [ __ ] it was you as well let's not kill children we never said that we can't kill our children no can we not just killed another one of my kids meal you Mastan lover yet I still not I've got like 15 of them and I still don't have stolen I supposed to do sir my wife hates me if you enjoyed the club - 100 the entire game [Laughter] finding one of those around here good luck finding one of those have been a surprise haven't even joined a society I'm too busy [ __ ] I don't know I don't even know what a society is I've just got just busy doing this instead wait why do you haven't who's this Dutchess you have is a love her novel hold on a minute Duchess the Duchess of Ferrara well how is she in your court where do you need to do that she said your lover's list you definitely did mean to do that Isaac oh wait I don't even have I need some [ __ ] bang my my son's life is long you have sons that I did enough for that I don't yeah mine are dead [ __ ] my son isn't even my cold anymore my son left the court someone I'm just diet well that's a that's a fat GG that's a fat F wears me out aspetta sure out you know pretty much yeah five-year-old I just ate my liver because I'm a cannibal what oh yeah because you just bored your lover holy [ __ ] boring your [ __ ] no I just died yes yes I only had 12 kids [ __ ] how old am I on 13 okay we're okay guys were okay wait you how many kids did you know 12 [ __ ] don't look how many kids he has as well died from the flu slain by the king of Sweden in personal call me he heard what you were doing and hated you so much he came all the way down just to kill a kid I'm gonna leave you know what that's it I'm gonna go seduce the king of Sweden's wife I'm gonna get back at him if I look at this if I look at this your half sister half-sister half sister half-brother half-sister half sister half-sister I have a no single sibling that's actually related okay look at my bastards last names Giovanni Biggus Dickus Giudice Biggus Dickus Berta Biggus Dickus I don't even look at the name I just okay the worst [ __ ] city of the planet holy [ __ ] let's immediately find who's in this court or any of my dad's lovers left know that every single one of them yeah your lovers no no three of them are still here even my dad's wife is still here here we go Mike Mike still loves me she has +40 opinion on your wife still loves you I just as I say it yet I got two bastards just as I say that also look how if you click on novel it's Doge Maru zo the lecture of Republican lecture I'm gonna go start stealing novels lovers again there's so many of them what the [ __ ] novel is incapable [ __ ] I got a [ __ ] seducing the other one right now that's my mom you stay away from her you [ __ ] she's the only lover I have you novel leave me this oh here we go brush my lips again yeah oh [ __ ] I need to get my dad's love Esperanza right so time to see two women again that does that put what the [ __ ] but what did you just do novel why did you put me in a jail cuz I had a righteous imprisonment let me go then no no gonna rain some you go come on give me your money oh no you're gonna have to pay that ransom so okay I'll just wait and wait it out then here we go executed simply because of that I'm gonna seduce a lover of your sleeves I got stressed again getting stressed as a sign that you're doing things right master seducer oh yes that's so false but yes well I know you I've been doing this for years I'm still not there honestly the best thing is when I look at oh wait lovers they're already like lovers oh you guys it's the same thing for me oh my god so many events oh I keep getting pregnant lovers [ __ ] this guy is actually really good I've already got seven children and I'm 22 you know I don't three of my lover's are pregnant at the same time guys I have the opportunity to become homosexual and another one suffering from success I don't even know how to describe what's going on anymore this is just so out of it I just got another child yeah one of my kids get the [ __ ] off a my yeah my half-sister I'm gonna do it as well hunc dose somebody find the time job $20 honestly look you're just calendar this is Google Calendar okay I have an alliance with the Empire of the embassy what why you allies with the Muslims what do you mean wait a minute you're not begging the Emperor's wife are you wait why is the Caliph betrothed to one of your dynasty what the [ __ ] how did you do this why is Flavio Flavio jumbo his patron Empire with the [ __ ] how did you do this it just it just is holy [ __ ] all of my kids hate me so much 100-100 oh why did they join the [ __ ] cold actually I want to join the cult right it's anybody else of like sisters or jacket I am I'm using themselves I'm seducing only only that though right the rest of the rest of everything we've said has been fine so far oh but because you guys are banging my half-sisters I'm getting more on my dynasty right now crawl for plan backfired finis oh Christ Satan I'm in hell yeah I'm also in hey why are you homosexual Gd really go home guys had the opportunity are you gonna go for the Pope can you bang the Pope I'm gonna recruit Pope I gotta manipulate my wife into thinking I don't have enough air to ignore the like hundred children running around I promised their bosses they're not mine yeah ignore the fact every single one I know but I know the reason the reason is if you look his father his father is the sweep your person the guy who got killed and sweep you why your sister the queen of Bavaria wait you're my brother-in-law elder this up we all know how it happened erection someone plot to kill me yeah sure luckily you can I just get into this plot to kill myself I don't even know what Coach of my children even are I've never met any of my children oh no at age 39 your lover Gaia died my sister died oh no well I know I'm alone I know my own is the empress of the episode you're right I don't know how you managed to marry into the Abbess and royal family honestly the Empress of the opposite Empire is like his who is she oh no she water of yours first character wait excuse me wasteful Aria have marriage nice to you oh we have we now have a Lions yuria alliance with you yeah yeah I do we have the alliance with Syria mysterious might even Alliance of mysterious why I think my daughter's I'm my daughter Easter is married to the you may a sultan wait so hang on a second so Flavia is married to the Abbasids salt and yours is married to a different one wait yeah do you miss the Spanish one oh so we wire why do you have woman on both both Muslim Thrones both Empress is the kingdom of Africa South Africa West Africa who did you marry so we've completed the Muslim trifecta we have a woman on the throat of each of the three you Muslim caliphates yeah I'm having a hard time okay cuz I died again so I'm working on it put it up put out a Craigslist ad right this is a Craigslist ad that says looking for female go to my character look at my fault my fourth crate who's got a horse what what wait somebody have a horse character where horse MD it's a trend wrong horse and stylist wait an attractive strong horse where's the horse where is a novel skort he's got a horse yeah we wanted a long horse MD court physician of the Republic of Sakha [ __ ] recruiters Satan [ __ ] sack or position I'm gonna plot to kill or no house von suck inside total members 42 living members 35 so who's in set who's in second place thank you so yeah probably how many do I have I've only got 24 living members I have 23 then petty show I'm assuming his last gay for the whole [ __ ] game yes he's only got nine living members so yeah unless I guess that sucks to be gay [Music]

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Keywords: crusader kings ii, ck2, ckii, ck2 holy fury, ck2 game of thrones, ck2 multiplayer, ck2 tutorial, ck2 guide, ck2 tips, ck2 elder kings, ck2 byzantine empire, ck2 timelapse, eu4 memes, ck2 memes, eu4, hoi4, hoi4 memes, xcom 2, xcom 2 gameplay, valefisk, thespiffingbrit, perfectly balanced, skyrim, minecraft, minecraft smplive, gaming montage, csgofunny moments

Id: fQo7QSpDNCo

Length: 19min 9sec (1149 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 14 2019

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“Does anyone have any sister?” “Yes but I’m using them.”

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I especially like the part where they first encounter Horse MD.