40. Mac and Dennis: Manhunters (with special guest, Kaitlin Olson!) | The Always Sunny Podcast

jill keeps insisting on buying real ones and i'm like what are you doing i love real world real plants real plants i'm going to disagree they look exactly like like we have some we are not going to give you the oxygen that you you need and they smell bad but there's enough there's enough oxygen we got a plant in our house that i've had since that first house and it's lived that long and it's even sprouted new things yeah yeah i love my i love my plants it's like you're very excited to start to do fun things like bloom yeah well jill does too she she keeps she keeps you know she keeps the plants alive mm-hmm uh i can't keep a plant alive i why plants are [ __ ] [ __ ] man they're [ __ ] waiting they're [ __ ] [ __ ] not all of them plants are [ __ ] [ __ ] like they come okay so you can have you can have like outside there's a sidewalk right and through the sidewalk you it will literally pan plants will [ __ ] grow out of the sidewalk that's right and yet i can have a plant in my house right next to the window that i water every day very delicately and i put it in it doesn't want to be in a pot it wants to be under the sidewalk smashing through the sidewalk can't hold it down so like what's what's the i don't i don't understand i really don't i'm like i can give a walk i can give a plant water and sunshine and all the things that it says that it needs probably giving it to you and it's still it's like i don't wanna i don't want to i don't know too much it's too much i'm wilting you know or like well if it's wilting it's not enough water you're really not just you're not you're not paying attention to it and listening to what it needs my plants are all fine i don't [ __ ] understand it maybe it's because i i'm just like you're not a plant huh maybe it's because you're not a player you're focused on watering yourself you're not paying attention to what else needs to be watered in your house sorry jill [Laughter] fake plants are where it's at yeah you're above nature a man hates plants my man hates plants no i just don't understand it's real [ __ ] [ __ ] they're so finicky why are they so finicky how do they survive in nature like do you feel the same about grass would you prefer an astroturf yard to a grass yard no no no i'm not talking about plants i'm talking about indoor plants indoor plants yeah they're [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah yeah plants that are planted outside outdoor plants are fine loves outdoor plants i like indoor plants too they just don't [ __ ] like themselves they [ __ ] commit suicide every time i have one they they they're like have you tried a succulent something that doesn't eat a lot of water doesn't really need a lot of energy everything like a little cacti i can't keep a plant alive jill's good at it i can't keep a plant alive i've tried and they just they do do you yell at them because they can feel like i break them after they don't do what i tell them to do after their way out [Music] welcome to the podcast everybody here we are coming in hot with glenn's take on plants and how they're [ __ ] indoor plants plants is [ __ ] i think it is [ __ ] also [Laughter] let's start with the elephant [Laughter] yeah and it's disfiguring but i was just going to come and show up and you know be my best i want to talk about it oh my god because i'm a clean person it's that bad that's pretty that's the elephant in the room i don't understand st styes i do actually sorry i do understand styles which is gross and i'm clean but it is not a coincidence that we both got styes in our house at the same exact time you did wake up a few days later with the style yours is not as problematic butterflies no and also they're not contagious smash eyes together we don't they're not contagious we smash them and it just happened at the same time it happens at the same time it's impossible there's something there's something about the air in our house here we go she refuses to believe that it's too dry i like a purifier we live in southern california why would dry air does dry air cause style no have you did you go on webmd no yes caused by bacteria so it says that if if you get that bacteria on like a pillowcase you could technically spread it to somebody else but it's very unlikely any optimal i'll just say i've talked to you and i've talked about a few of them yeah because i've had stuff excuse me what did you call them ophthalmologist nice i heard about you i heard ophthalmologists it doesn't matter but it is it's fascinating that we both have styes at the same exact time i don't know we even look we i have i get a style maybe once every three years i'm so obsessed with not getting a stye that i've got the eyelid i i use the makeup cleanser makeup cleanser makeup remover yeah then i wash my face and then i i clean the eyelid with that little yeah yeah they have that stuff yeah you know you can also you what helps with the sty is also colloidal silver colloidal silver drops put them right in your eye boom stygon anytime i feel a sky coming colloidal silver drops what if it's not so bad that your eye is as the size of the pee and the other eye is normalized yeah that's it's too late now the elephant has been finished you might lose the eye at this point i know i'm willing to take it out because it's been like a week and a half oh really yeah a week and a half starts going anywhere a long time that's the biggest that's one of the biggest and i didn't know whether to mention it or not and i didn't want it why is one of your eyes half the size it's like quatto it's like it's gonna start talking it's gonna it has its own brain for the site that's okay we were talking thanks for having me everybody oh that's bad it's bad that's kind of oh that's bad is it painful yeah yeah they're painful very painful when i when i wake up in the morning it's swollen so like you know i can't see and there's no unclogging there's no like i tried i'm doing hot compress as i'm squeezing as hard as i can my kids are very scared i threatened to turn it inside out the lid and then poke it with a lamp well but there's nothing to stab it's just swell you can't see yourself you have one too right now yes buddy yeah the plants are great the plants are responding nicely to are you guys gonna give us i don't want they're not contagious it's not it's not stay the [ __ ] away from my sky it's not conjunctivitis she said it was not true i don't really know if there's anything we've learned as a society it's that we we don't really want to be listening to these dumb ass doctors all the time right just because some smart ass doctors trying to tell you what to do with your health they don't really know you don't always need to listen use your comments stupid science [ __ ] the only thing that caitlin is spreading is joy on this podcast for being here thank you for joining us again we're not as drunk as the last time in the shoes that's for the best that's probably the best yeah maybe i'll make sense okay um but yeah we're here today to watch um mac and dennis man hunters first episode of season four uh yeah before we watch it any memories of uh i don't remember a thing you know memories of the past yes what year was that this one i remember this one i remember very distinctly we shot because we shot a lot of it on the streets of philadelphia yep i remember that as well i remember writing as well like not me writing it but i remember uh the process the writing process um jordan uh i don't remember people's names jordan and elijah jordan elijah right the writing team jordan elijah yeah yeah they that's right that was this was their idea i think it was their idea right here that they pitched us and we were riding in a warehouse yep in culver city oh that's right i remember that maybe one of our worst writers offices we ever had yes uh buildings and it was across the street from where we filmed yes so i do remember things yes it's the year we got married was that the year you got married here we we we made it official yep that was late in the year it was september of that year september 2008 after we filmed the season you guys had the wedding oh yeah first i broke my back in july and then we um got married in september oh how's your book in 2008 what's good my foot's great guys i did uh just a few months before the wedding i wasn't sure if i was going to be able to walk down the aisle oh yeah yeah that's right i figured it out you know yeah we got you down yeah we got it done you're wearing like a regular backpack in malibu right so like like out of like a winery that's not easy terrain and you know say what yeah that was a fun wedding i remember the dance floor was poppin the dance floor was popping off that night and everybody had a real good time now did we go from the venue to another venue to dance or no it was right out there it was all right out there it was all there there it was all there right now it's all there in the junk field we transitioned from a lacrosse field to a basketball court i was just thinking of just like dust well that's because we come from that yeah right like you come from the dust i'm picturing like cows feel divorced like i have to blow my nose there's going to be brown yeah it's going to be brown yeah that's it it was it was a very rare field of being being at a keg party in uh in montgomery alabama you know where you boy those were back in the day when you didn't have a phone and you had to get directions it was like literally like look for this [ __ ] sign look for this there you'll see a gate you'll see a fence and then like two dirt roads past that you turn right and somebody's truck will be there yeah yeah yeah you'll see yeah yeah and somehow you made it every time you figured it out yeah every time you kind of gave it up like well we just can't find it your parents couldn't check on you there was no i'll be home at whatever time i'm home or i'm or i won't i don't know oh man it's like a treasure hunt you know it was like a like thank god that's done yeah that's the one improvement i think the gps thing's been great oh right and a person who likes to know where they're going yeah the social communication aspect of it i don't think has been so good but the gps and gps yeah yeah yeah not bad every time i think about giving up my smartphone i'm like there's a couple things on there my calendar my gps you know music my to-do list app that i like i'll tell you guys about that later you don't want to dive into that really like [ __ ] organize my day all right let's watch this watch you about your guys yeah that's that's what's up all right great well we're going to watch this episode which i have to say has one of my favorite d and charlie story lines in it yes oh and you guys are the best pairing so yeah that's true that's true and at any point that you want me to stop just say stop it that was that's so perfect like their chemistry was like yeah crackling right you're all inspiring the whole thing you know i did that intentionally though it was a are you excited to watch this episode yes how are you yeah yeah i like our show i do too usually this is one of the ones where i feel like you're not sure about this one i don't know it's quite so broad with the eating of people oh this is fun right right let's see your story meg is totally right your storyline yours and caitlyn's it's you guys are on fire in this one now okay and i just my favorite moment one of my favorite moments of yours in general and on the show in general is in this episode and it's you eating that [ __ ] subway sandwich like a bird like you're pecking at it like a chicken and it is the funniest one of the funniest things yes it's so funny that thing can work that hurt my neck i bet here we go this piece as more savory or succulent well it's definitely way too overcooked to be succulent but it's still really delicious it's still savory right now what if we soaked it in beer do you think that would help it like regain its succulents like a beer that's actually really smart matt grab us some beers bite my bird you would never say that right steak fry's got this like butterfly bird delicious meats that i've been stealing you guys of this someone who sweats as much as you should not work with food charlie you son of a [ __ ] i told you stay away from my meat spin it out come on spin it out now [Laughter] hey i killed a deer i should get to eat it that's the natural oil you shot a deer that's right 10-point buck right between soulful little eyes always i'm a great hunter how does hunting a defenseless creature make you a good hunter yeah you should go after something that could at least defend itself you know a really great hunter would go after something that could hunt him back oh like a man oh hell yeah dude a man don't even joke about no man was joking i'm not joking i think that hunting a man would be the only true test of a good hunter yeah i was hunted once i just came back from nam i was hitching through oregon i had a whole army of cops chasing me through the woods take them all out that's rambo dude [Laughter] what you just described the plot of rambo yeah that's the first from the first person rambo that's not the first time you've described your life in the way of john ramble [Music] that's a terrible uh adr i think i say [ __ ] you you you do i'm clearly saying oh you did say yeah [ __ ] you every once while in those early seasons we would throw one in there just to make it funny for ourselves and i was distracted by your sideburns i was going to say do you guys want to talk about that pretty good wow you won't know you look like you were spending a lot of time on your hair we had a lot of different hair makeup people like they would switch out you know you're gonna blame this on the leo was on now no i never let anyone touch my sideburns are the same length as cleanse it's just that i but because there's a hard edge yeah yeah yeah so we were both going for a sidebar yeah but did your sideburns look like that at our wedding i don't think i was intended i certainly hope not i was not intending i don't i think this was a mistake on my part i don't think i don't think it was i think it was one of those things where i didn't realize that what i'd done yeah okay i think he was in yeah you probably looked good back then that was the 2008 thing yeah now it would be just like no side burnside just cut all the way up just [ __ ] with a mullet in the back super hit super hip try that one get a little bit of the sauce i don't have any sauce left let's just do natural juices too you're going over to this apartment to eat meat i like that we set up a flower in a vase just to yeah yeah we've got a little atmosphere you love the meat so so much you're going to go over to his apartment yes eat it okay that's right going over to the apartment and and discussing different ways to but also it's friends right like so oh it's at that apartment okay so yeah yeah you explained that he's he's put a lock on his yeah on his freezers though looks like you two have been enjoying my meat yes we have been you fascist meat hog yeah that is from like some commercial from my childhood it was like a commercial for like that like the church of jesus christ of latter-day saints or something i remember you saying that a lot i'm singing that a lot a local commercial and then uh and you and your friends like stole it right we would use it and my poor buddy uh my buddy chris pettit had this kid brother andrew pettit um who was like nine years younger and i think it was used a lot at poor andrew's uh uh expensive expense yeah or just take something of his and of course andrew's now a uh like well you would drill sergeant in the marines and could kick the [ __ ] out of it is that why he's a gentleman very sweet guy but he does very good that's a good bit though uh uh just taking something from someone and singing sharing it's a really cool it's so sweet thank you seriously you can take what you want and it ends yeah that's just permission it's just done [Laughter] [Laughter] your teeth have just torn apart your taste buds have savored that was human meat that wasn't here [Laughter] it took me all day but i finally finished the list of 10 people that would be perfect to hunt great and i totally respect your opinion but i've already made a decision [Music] be fun yeah what do you suppose is gonna happen when we do catch them i suppose we do something teabag related so then oh what we've set up that we used to tea bags yeah yeah yeah yeah but in the first episode weren't you saying was it that you couldn't describe what that's keybagging so we did balls to the chin so but by this point by this point and so we we're making them more money so go ahead say whatever it's funny to re-watch these things that you go in thinking like i don't know about this one and then you watch me like oh i'm thoroughly enjoying it this was the first episode that we ever watched with a very large audience cause we watched it we played this at comic-con damon lindelof oh my god oh yeah he moderated our panel sorry a comedic convention yes thank you yes so there's a comedic convention down in san diego around the same time of the comic oh you weren't oh you weren't joking i wasn't joking no no you thought it was a comedic convention um it would be com calm it was just a convention right now mine were called comic because comedic books oh then you're right and funny papers in my mind they were funny papers that's interesting is that correct is that what a comic book is it's a comic it's comedic i think the definition has expanded but it may have started that makes that doesn't make sense this conversation is going to annoy a lot of people oh yeah who's laughing around are coming with people opinionated well the point is we were down at comic-con and um we weren't sure if we were going to fill a room oh really we're very nervous and then they well they they they wanted to put us in time it was the sixth house we requested they make the room smaller no it was they they told us they were putting us in in the i think it was the largest or if not the largest one of the largest it's like a six thousand seat convention hall and we were like this is going to be a disaster it's gonna be an embarrassment like 500 people are going to show up and it's going to look empty and it's going to be embarrassing that they're going to figure out a way to like make the room there was no social media so we have no idea who's watching we have no feelings they're lying about the ratings so we don't know who's watching the show we haven't done the night man cometh live yet we've never been to comics the first year we've been to columbia only made each other laugh yes no one else we had no [ __ ] idea of anybody and then 6 000 people showed up yes and they and they could there were people out the door lined about the door people standing they were over the course yeah remember that i don't remember that this was the episode but i remember that and i remember being like whoa i didn't realize anyone was watching our show yeah it was the first time we fully concretely saw that people were finally responding to the show and and like and enjoying it that was very cool hey frankie sharing it's a rule now i feel like i know you guys so well after working together for over 15 years and being friends for closer to 20 but i don't know what your morning routines are oh i don't know that i really have a routine you know i get up i i see my kid off to school i guess i shower i yeah up at five stretches 505 gym 5 15 maybe a meditation afterwards maybe not depends if i want gratitude mm-hmm in my life okay all right well listen i i i know all about those that's not what i'm talking about i'm talking about your morning hydration habits oh yeah yeah okay liquid iv of course i mean look it's it's obvious that everyone should be doing liquid iv i mean it hydrates you twice as fast as water it contains five essential vitamins and has three times the electrolytes of a traditional sports drink so how about that yeah i like the concord grape uh i use it before i work out it's it's uh subtle and not too sweet so that's why i myself interestingly enough i like pina colada i like all liquid iv i like that it's designed to enhance rapid absorption of water and other key ingredients into the bloodstream you know with its cellular transport technology and i really like that for every purchase they donate a serving to someone in need so go ahead and grab your liquid iv in bulk nationwide at costco or you can get 25 off when you go to liquidity.com and use the code sunny at checkout that's 25 off anything you order when you shop better hydration today using promo code sunny at liquidive.com [Music] yeah baby this hunt is going to be so awesome this is what it must be like before you go into battle oh my god i know man i'm so excited to feel my nips holy smokes [Laughter] if you can work them up a little bit we were planting the seeds of where we're going with your character we're all i think we're also identifying what um what i appreciate most about when we're approaching a scene or even just a comedic beat that we're not always just going for the most profane or like offensive it's the most unexpected and i love the idea of frank walking in asking us what we're doing and instead of pretending like oh yeah you weren't just getting that's right you lean all the way into it yeah yeah very uh feeling that's the unexpected joke the joke that is that would normally happen is we'd be like nothing we're not doing anything nothing or that or that dennis would want him to stop at a certain point i'm so excited my nipples are so hard i'm so excited at how hard they are and my friend is going to town on the thing that i'm excited about yeah you just want to keep that going why would you stop enjoying how hard they are to make him feel good but he also wants to bring frank in on the action yeah right i just want to let you know that there are nipples this hard in this room you're not going to yeah this is you might want to jump in there yeah all right this is not right i still have the craving i haven't even worsened before i did oh there were five yeah so i really wanted to ask about this were those fl did you bring them in or they were just there i think so yeah wrangler well were we still at the examiner here um or is this on no we're on stage this is on stage we definitely brought flies in what i don't remember bringing flies in we had a fly guy i doubt i think that's the joke that the meat fly right the flies are around the meat it must be because they're they're all over the same place maybe we had a fly wrangler you know fly guy much different keep going let's see if the flies keep playing a role that's either a real flyer we put it in post or something but no because we're putting in the sounds of it that stupid i don't know oh i'm sorry dee well then i guess jaws poor is stupid okay or whatever it is you're trying to say i think we need to find out you understand me i think we need to try a piece of human flesh i like that jaws forward joke yeah yeah at jaws but i guess josh is stupid and then sprinkle it with shaved pubes no i don't like it what what's not to like crank it with a facebook page hilarious where were we supposed to get that many pubes man you can't grow them back once you laser them off yeah now the laser makes it go away forever kills the following is that right yeah that's right so you guys have to remember that if we ever do any full frontal dentist stuff just wax it smooth it's a turtle shot yeah well i don't think that can't be a problem we can't forget never forget him [Music] good question the hot plate is because our friend was a he was a chef alone oh yeah yeah okay you've got the wrong wow [Laughter] i think that was that guy's improv i think a lot of this was improvised yeah yeah he was he was good i don't think i can eat this guy oh i don't think i can right i don't know oh boy oh because he's black though right okay no no i just don't think so no you're not sure right it's because he's dead that's why i'm good good now i got a question for you [Music] is it racist if we don't eat this guy [ __ ] charlie now it is just the white guy over here looks better than me for some reason doesn't he know what it is i i generally i don't eat dark meat no i prefer the white meat i always have yeah so it's not that [Laughter] getting caught up about feeling racist when you're about to eat a human in washington we're just here to eat some dude he lost me with washington but the rest i agree with so let's see the piece of this white guy let's get him let's get them [Music] that's that's amazing that's a great scene i i thought i was going to be uncomfortable and i end up being very proud of that that's amazing that shit's funny i do not like the dark made of like a turkey oh see i'm a big fan of the dark brown yeah that was that was good acting on my part on a turtle i love a dark meat yeah okay moisture juice oh yeah yeah a street rack i'm here to help you turn the tables on mac and dennis what do you mean they drew first blood not you anyway they drew first bloody [Music] [Laughter] we're coming off of season three and we have i remember having the conversation of saying okay we tried something we got a little broad yeah maybe we want to reel it back in a little bit and this is what we do because i mean arguably ten times broader than anything we've done we got a line reading from danny though i think this was the last thing we shot this season i was just going to say that i think that's just going to say that i think you're right i think you're absolutely right because i remember it was super late yep and it was like okay we're done just let's just get through this let's get to this and let's go party yeah yeah let's go drink our [ __ ] faces off holy [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [Music] yes bro you got to admit that is so much more awesome than t value oh yeah take a look at your mouth you tell me [Laughter] they're in their 30s at this point right wow it'll be 30 31. uh yeah yeah no older than that early 30s early 30s oh i was we got married i was 31. yeah it would have been nice if we played a little enjoyment about you having a blue tongue there was a little hint to that we didn't know where we were going we didn't know actually yeah yeah we knew we knew we knew oh yeah sure yeah it was a salt he he wants to have his balls in his mouth with consent yeah he wants to be awake he doesn't want him to miss the whole thing we need to set a trap yeah and how do you catch a crank like a giant bird here we go here we go there it is i'm sorry we have to talk about that it's amazing it's amazing and the sound of the paper yeah i think we may have enhanced we enhanced that big time yeah i just remember i just remember it it started hurting so bad because my neck was like definitely starting to hurt but i was like no no this is so it feels so funny just keep going you'd call it out immediately after you're eating that burrito like some sort of giant bird yeah i was just watching that i've been like did we feel like we had to do that so we knew you were in case people were confused about what i was doing no no no like to be like that's who glenn was talking about no right yes no that that that well yeah i mean that is what we're talking about we're going to trap cricket with the bird i know but so do i repeat the line so that's a clown did we feel like i'll be honest with the audience i think you didn't believe in me that's what i think i doubt that [Music] we gotta do more hallway scenes yeah dude these are not coming off seriously oh no they're not going to i used to ask you that's going to be your look for a while i think that's my mom i knew she showed up at one point and i was just looking at that yeah yeah so i think but all of our parents are street urchins yeah right exactly tom and mary day they have not appeared in streets not yet no the olsens haven't either yeah there's still time they were just there visiting when we were shooting this and uh we just tossed her in there and you're dead but i was in the previous yeah yeah my dad has not been on the show but yes uh that's my mom everyone if you're watching the episode the homeless lady passed out do you explain to her like we're coming off the scene where people are trying to choose like human meat that they're eating and then we're coming back i don't know if i don't know how much of it is like charlie we're in charlie's apartment building and there's always you know people passed out [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] [Music] is that jealous for jesus yes is that jealous for jesus wow now i'm jealous of jesus and all that he's done how can i compare to god's yeah that's jealous for jesus which was okay so the library music right like okay so yes uh so that the first time that song that we decided to put i guess in as your phone ring uh we heard that when in the abortion episode in season one was it when when you were in the car actually banging the girl yeah yeah yeah yeah jealous for jesus is playing yeah and it was again it was just a library song just like a cheap song and this was an of an era this dictates us we're ringtones worth all the races yes yeah and everybody take a piece yeah yeah yeah so we thought we thought it'd be funny to carry that through and absolutely state of the art yeah yeah let's definitely study the art prepare to be burned alive this is the point where i would normally burn i just did it to prove a point i think i made [Music] please [Laughter] i told you it was people because i wanted to freak you out because you're stealing my food no no no no no why am i always hungry you probably got a tapeworm see that's what grounds it to me because that's right that's right no that is that's that's more grounded than i remembered which is that we never actually get it and that yeah we just we don't need them that's what we want yeah but you're so hungry all the time you don't know where the hunger is coming from and that's why you start to act like crazy and you can't sleep and stuff yeah that's that's why you're ill yeah yeah okay are we done here because we are bored of [ __ ] no no no no no not yet oh yeah get ready i love that he thinks he's got us full of strawberry blonde hair balls frank grab them we're not doing that i lied what what what is it with you people i mean you guys are always touching each other's nipples putting your balls in each other's mouth this is real yes this is this is real this is real this is daddy's coming us and being like your generation and your idea of what's funny what is this nipples i would i i would occasionally every once in a while just like go and like just touch danny's nipples just to see how he and he hated it he [ __ ] hated it but then eventually he realized it was that i was getting too much satisfaction and so he had to let you so he had to start yeah what to do what to do yes it's just us it's just you and us and a couple pairs of sour sway balls [Music] i mean we were 30. i mean this is not a bunch of kids getting together no yeah it's not exactly we like it we like to look back on this and go you know we were kids we were kids we were kids doing this now no we were creatively young you know like yeah entertainment [Music] i'm getting pretty burned out i noticed that you know what i mean well you know what it's i'm giving my all doing these ads week in and week out and i feel like it's time for a vacation didn't you just get back from a vacation that's right i just got back from vacation rob and i need another one i could use a vacation too and of course glenn's literally on vacation right now oh uh yes yes uh sorry having a little bit of trouble following you guys i just got back from the beach 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that is ziprecruiter.com s u n n y sunny zip recruiter the smartest way to hire [Music] kaitlyn yeah what other things do you want to compliment about me in that episode or really any any of the episodes maybe we'll save something like your first appearance on the podcast but it's been a while and i've done a lot of episodes you feel like there's room yeah you have done a lot of episodes i think maybe you should [Laughter] hang on i'd like to know what's the worst thing they've ever made you do on the show the worst things are the best things though we've a we've never made you do anything let's just be no 100 consent i've consented to all of it that's good um nothing inappropriate except sleeping with and marrying my boss that's about it the bog thing was really uh painful yeah that why don't you just because we don't know if uh you know you're gonna be with us when we cover that episode and boys that's gonna be what's a long time it's a long time from now so why don't you guys be able to keep this up for that long right like there's i don't know the people keep listening guys i was just in new york city and i ca i i meant to text you and then i was like there's no if i keep texting them they won't believe me how often i was walking around and someone would walk right up to me with earbuds and say that they were listening to me as they were right yeah including one guy who was downtown who was walking and looking at his phone and like looked up and then just turned and put it here he was looking watching the podcast walking down the street in new york city you should look up that's dangerous that is dangerous a lot of scaffolding still building it they haven't finished it yet they're close are they they're close every time i go to new york i'm like you guys you're almost finished it's just [ __ ] construction yeah we're always [ __ ] finished over here relax thank goodness gonna be this [ __ ] noise [ __ ] city all right don't be so impatient you know what i would love to do are you getting uncomfortable with accidents i just had to put my armpits together just in case because and yet you became an actor yeah i don't know by the way if i just overhear it it's usually okay it's when someone's like doing it to me i feel like oh god i'm supposed to pretend oh yeah that i understand that i get that i get yeah but that was not that was us doing a bit but i'm here and i feel very much the focus of the attention right now you know we should chime in i think i should dig deeper on that i think there's more underneath there this should all be something underneath that i only have limited time here guys this should all be to me well speaking of that i feel like um one thing you you've been you've been doing a lot of tv and you haven't you haven't done a lot of films you haven't done a lot of the films that you were interested i know you're a big stephen spielberg fan we haven't heard from stephen in a while um he does check yes steven steven comes in from time to time he calls he shows up every once in a while and he doesn't like to be on camera but he but he does every once in a while he'll pop by and and uh do you want to see if we can get him on the phone and maybe he can talk to caitlin just about like what we'll see if he's got any questions yeah if he's got any and if you maybe have any questions for him i think that's a good idea so i just you guys have stephen spudella on your old friends is so busy yeah hello oh hi stephen we have uh caitlin on the podcast today this is max again how you doing over there oh i'm good we've got caitlin in the studio and we were just wondering caitlyn olsen yes katelyn olsen the one and only my god are you kidding me caitlyn olsen that is she's in the studio right now with you guys are the guys here they are hey guys hey what's up steven how are you doing i'm stevie buddy uh it's good it's good hey listen just uh you know cranking away over here i got uh producing what is it john how many movies we producing right now 47. you know what hello mr spielberg hi is this caitlin yeah is this really you yeah yeah yeah they're usually on no no they never let me on but they did this time and i can't believe my luck um hi how are you i'm doing very well oh my god so i'm i'm nervous i i i don't watch you i don't get nervous around a lot of people but i do get nervous at the thought of talking to you i have tried to get you in so many of my movies and you just never failed i i i haven't heard a thing about this this is the first time hearing of this oh well who are you going i can say this sometimes we will get calls checking a veil what while we're well well we never really know when we're going to shoot the season so we try to just say you're not available all year round it's not fair you guys are always working uh i know yes because we don't know when we're right yes we're going to work so you say i'm not available well yes to steven spielberg yeah well he's got other options you guys suck i do have other options but i gotta say a very talented young lady and i would love to get you one of my movies at some point but uh you know i gotta say it really hurts the number of times you said no to me i didn't i didn't charlie did you hear him he just said that he's they're the ones that are saying no i didn't say no i would say i would say yes if you wanted to ask again i would move things around okay speaking of moving things around so uh west side story i saw the musical what was the thinking about changing the order of like the the songs i i'm not you know i have not seen the final cut of that so i'm not totally sure what you're talking about i never did huh i've got about 47 movies in uh various stages of production right now that makes sense and watch them all that makes sense all right can't watch them all all right listen speaking of guys i really gotta run wait uh sorry so uh what about rob and glenn you got anything for them and any stuff you're doing you know yeah any opportunities like no thank you so much thank you so much god damn it sorry bye mr milk thank you great caitlyn uh always a pleasure thank you so much caitlyn for having me in your studio megan you did a wonderful job yes thank you and mara and team and mara and yes that's true that was very rude of me you can come back literally any time is that true yes is that let's not bring your little eye friend next time [Laughter] i can't guarantee that this guy doesn't seem to be going might be here to stay it's us from now on our package deal get steal now okay well you heard of a two-hander anytime you hire me what it's the new comedy duo yeah i'll make him funny don't worry olson and stein [Music]

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Length: 46min 40sec (2800 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 18 2022