3 WEIRD GAMES #3

hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to three weird games now we're starting off with one called drunk and dad's simulator and I don't know why you're a bear but I think everyone can relate to the whole drunk bear concept I think if I if anybody wanted to relive the ability of being a drunk dad which I guess is something that's pretty common maybe but if people did then this would be the proper vehicle to do it a bear in pajamas who's completely naked see this this doesn't work if you're just wearing a shirt it just makes you look like you're not wearing pants anyway we got a lot of weird to cover in a very short amount of time so let's get into this here we go let's get drunk buddy hey what's your name pal you know what Berenstein bears gone bad oh wait wait hang on ah number one why I'm the only bear at this party and I'm - this seems like a kid's party oh no oh no oh my god I really do get to hit these these poor unsuspecting what is this a thing oh god oh god I'm so sorry okay you may be looking at me awfully disapprovingly but look listen there's a wheelchair stop to someone's face see this oh no buddy Oh buddy are you okay I'm sorry here let me help I think I can help if I just give a give a sweet swift bap oh wait for it oh yeah you're all better now I hope you didn't need that we all know this this oh [Music] excuse me I don't know where I okay well I knocked myself out I'm only a threat to myself and literally everybody at this party okay can I have some beer please no I don't know if I need money oh my god why did a nuke go off where's nobody worried about the nuke okay alright a little concerned but an Arg Arg Oh bouncy oh where am i oh hey how's it going there don't mind me just gonna grab another unsuspecting beer and nothing Bad's gonna happen as a result all right thank you okay let me try say I / speed [ __ ] excuse me bard mace sorry oh yeah okay here we are okay here we go one more one more big one there we go attaboy not a bear that's a big bear that's a big bear boy alright what else we got to do well how am I supposed to get that oh how am I supposed to be able to see that excuse me douche douche oh okay seems very strange that I have tactical nukes oh and then it's gonna burn the tree down so I don't think my cousin smoke you would approve of that too much but okay I'll take that thank you bling okay good good good moves all around cake is that cake yeah awesome okay can I have some please pretty please excuse me oh that's that's probably very scarring for those children then again looking at the children they might be already be pretty scarred as it is I can't get to that okay excuse me pardon me excuse me hello buddy oh ah I know how to do this now oh yeah oh no no there we go there we go there we go that's the good [ __ ] okay here we go can you oh wow oh my spine now all my torquing muscles are really working against me now okay well it's something out of a horror movie oh my God look if you want cake that badly take a bite out of it Jesus okay well I guess I've thoroughly inspected this cake hey aah hey aah hey aah is this not the correct way to oh I already got it yeah okay so somehow I'm there we go aah and we're fine right well we're totally fine oh oh ow all right well that's an option aah how about no is he gonna blow up I'd be awfully surprised if he blew up do also what does this kiss bunnies ooh oh hey someone throw a beer in my mouth - hey throw a beer hey whoa whoa why is it bureau wait no found give me that bear no give me no give me yeah oh I got a crowd-surf oh I get it that's funny okaying on oh don't give me that bear there we go and then I died of alcohol poisoning okay so that was drunk dad simulator so just like all the drunk dads we know about right great job welcome to the Confraternity of toast now that's a weird name of a game and the promo screenshots for this were even weirder but everyone was saying that this game was not what it seemed to be and you've heard that a lot when it comes to horror games but this one people seem to be especially concerned about what this game held in it so I'm gonna be going into this with no knowledge of what it could possibly be I don't think I have anything extra to do so ah this is extra oh thank you thank you for this this is lovely oh okay oh oh that's how I leave okay all right well hey that's that's great so let's get into the actual cam and see what the hell's going on Oh bye oh you're you're wait what what I spies Oh blasphemous we don't have any price we can't be bought with your money I saw that toast down there I see you doesn't mean I want to go there but I see you I guess okay hey how's it going hi my name is Mark Blair I can't go that way okay nevermind then invisible wall see you around the bend I guess picnic area is that where Baldy has his picnic oh oh help me I don't think I can this feels like the aftermath of like I am bread okay alright well I'm gonna just go in here cuz that's all a cemetery well we gotta go to the cemetery see what's the happy happens over here toast oh it's a bunch of toast but there's some over here oh oh you are ah so scary oh my god I'm so scared it's my grave okay whatever fine what didn't it say like y /n oh it would have been spookier ma not my name oh my god Confraternity of toast but the house is right here but the front door oh it's clock this button it's it's closed it's real closed okay let me go see the Confraternity of toast whatever the hell that means looks like I don't know bread coming out of a grave or something hi Brad hello oh all right oh hi oh oh this is that bus why did this bus crash in my backyard Oh Oh cuz it was oh [ __ ] you're still alive okay you know I never mind then oh hi kill all humans okay it's time to take revenge hello I love programming oh okay and I think I could go up the ramp back here that was created by some chimney falling over or something like that anyway do you have anything to say praise the Confraternity alright yeah the Confraternity I'm super down for the Confraternity what are you doing how am I supposed to be able to get to you jump [Applause] okay I jumped here only a jump well you're not wrong I guess alright so I guess I'm supposed to hoop okay here we go oh so I am poor $1 please I don't even think I have money horn oh ho King toast what is happening JQ Marzian J'Accuse what am i doing versus yes No oh hi I'm the glorious founder of this beautiful girl Erna t kneel in front of me young subject now I will ask you to answer him imagine you want to join the kind of fraternity yes or no um you guys haven't even W our superior okay--oh nope nope on this one I'm not going old no purrs like a big big big knope's have epic knope's present a tanner oh okay I guess I'm done now oh hope okay oh my god little joke I'm funny I'm funny oh you are funny you're real funny okay all right super funny good joke good joke oh I hope you understand the importance of never contradicting your superior we will be a big happy family join the Confraternity um I'm good you know I'm go ah all right so I don't have a choice huh oh I can't even go back up there anymore wait what happens if I can't go I can't say no oh just our God has say yes then whatever alright here we go Oh welcome Oh joke use prohibited items torch alcohol book identity card toaster your ideas weapons all that is yours oh that's it huh a message for aspiring confer roars hello young toast if you want to enter the glorious Confraternity of does you have to go to the sacred temple you'll receive orders there and remember have a strong respect for the authorities okay whatever you say man I'm happy to be here oh you sure are man I can tell by the look on your toasty face one plus one equals zero I'm a genius okay all right follow the mass all right I do like gaining more mass books are useless TV has all the answers Oh tears tea transport as a monopoly on trades Oh what does what does it mean what does any of this mean Chucky Lou's toast lease really the toast lease toast lease keeps the city safe oh are you following me my house is big 30 square meters Wow okay Oh illegal ice cream shop okay I'm a unicorn you sure are okay all right what are you doing hiding behind this bush back here today was a magnificent day oh you were hiding just to tell me that huh okay all right thank you no more no more dudes I think I've talked to you okay those please okay I'll go now I like plastic trees okay good for you uh anybody hiding out in the woods over there oh hello there was something oh hi small toes small and beautiful right you sure are just like me small and beautiful oh hi okay all right I'm gonna go through whatever the hell this is oh all right okay maintenance [Laughter] mine is gonna mail help me use me I don't know hello young toes go join the girls you have to three tests and the first test you will level to overcome a difficult a sin the second test your parkour skills will be put to the test and the last test you will have 200k test 1 the labyrinth Juke use ok I just gotta go through a maze so I'll be back once I get through this maze huh oh I made it what those by pure luck what the hell did I oh I did oh thank goodness good bad all right Park Cortez Juke use ok here we go whoa oh whoa I don't like the little - little - whoa okay why you slowed no I'm not gonna like this am I oh no I'm not gonna like it at all get ready for a repeat ah so I'm gonna put a fail counter up okay here we go Oh dah I keep thinking I'm gonna overshoot it I don't mother humper oh god okay yes please thank you for all of this Oh big baby oh my god I think running is gonna be the death of me so I'm not gonna oh nevermind running is gonna be the savior of me and I'm only gonna run hole left or right that's not what you said on the sign but you know it's it's what I read in my head oh that's what you meant that's what you meant oh okay I get it dog [ __ ] I'm a big old bag of poop and I have no idea where this game is taking me or why or how I didn't even want to be part of your stupid fraternity of toast okay it was no it's the one that the signs on oh of course it is oh it's the one that the sign is uh-oh you know what I'm just gonna look mostly down when I do this because I think that's the only thing that's gonna help me oh [ __ ] there's just some wonky physics on the platforming it's like sometimes it goes forward after you stop and sometimes it do not Chuck Hughes Oh Joe Hughes okay jock use Joe Hughes okay ha ha it's too slanty it's two slots just lantee oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god just give me there just give me there okay give me there come here come here I'm going I'm speedrunning this [ __ ] oh my god sobbing I got it I got it speed run you just gotta go fast you gotta be confident I'm so unbelievably confident Oh Frick me Joe oh my god fast is not gonna be able to do it but here I go I can't now go fast now okay here we go I'm fast I'm fast and speedy speedy like Bonnie do you like Bonnie oh boy okay that's fine I'm gonna take my time with it oh come on oh why why why why why why why why what oh come on okay well if I just miss entirely it's no point right into it right into the red well that's the first time I died - the red I should mark a special symbolic and gesture oh come on well then alright Oh God I have to go more up when I hit that or else I will slide off which is very stupid oh come on oh why god dammit why yeah I have to the thing is like I have to tap backwards just before I land right into it just before I land or else I will slide forward after see there's that slide I'm just exploiting now I'm to the point where I'm explaining why I'm failing and you know and that does nobody anybody cuz you don't care right but it's hard it's hard what I'm saying is that it's hard it's hard it is hard you play it you play it dammit you're playing it's does not me being dumb the games is hard it's hard to get it precise it's hard you have to like you have to stop your momentum or else you'll just slide forward you know what I mean you don't know what I mean because you're not playing it go oh okay here we go alright how I don't know how they expect me to do this I lost it because it's hard it's hard to stay in one spot it is it's super hard just to land where I want to and it's really hard guys it's real hard then we go uppy uppy uppy and we don't eat we did it who did it jump there I don't trust any of this [ __ ] okay why no no that's a lie that's a lie I think that's a lie if I go down this and it sets me back to the beginning that's a lie it's a lie it's a lie it's a love guard [ __ ] [Music] woah that was the maze holy [ __ ] I made it through that oh my god escape okay oh I didn't like that oh oh train equals death ray whoa alright well I got uh yeah I'm just not gonna walk on the I'm gonna walk on that what is that that's not good is it you Shh well that's probably not good corrosive oh no joke huh oh no kidding no kidding no way it's corrosive you think alright okay alright well this ain't so bad I hope no train decides to roll whoosh okay I don't know where I'm going now the Confraternity of toast is just goddamn bizarre alright we're yeah okay oh oh oh hey oh hi hello I just fell off you're scared I'm scared too I don't know what's happening oh boy where am I what's with all the boxes ooh okay boo boo Boop where are you taking me where am I going where is it's taking me oh here we're here now what the hell is happening I'm so confused I just have so many questions so many non ideas of what's going on so many just absolute balls-to-the-wall insanity okay so what was this door it's closed you know [ __ ] that's how doors work you close them and then you open them there you want to go that so that's how doors work man I'm putting my parkour skills to the test Wow Oh Oh J'Accuse oh [ __ ] traffic all right oh that's why the doors were there oh okay oh so weird oh where am I going why do I need to escape this never would have happened oh is that trash compactor where's that train train so I need to escape in the Train huh whoa I see I see I see oh I see lag boy oh oh hey okay you don't see me I'm I'm not here whoa there's no lag looking this way there's incredible lag looking this way okay okay all right why are we here Joe coos thank you for this transport All Right see ya what is this what kind of mythological monstrosity are they trying to make for this toast who they doing Oh toast machine server status online override suicide is at an all-time high riots are at a medium you are here dude don't press the button oh [ __ ] Oh oh wait no I regret I take it back no no no all right well then I'm in the jacuzzi name hello I toast do you have any oh okay nope I don't like oh I don't like that no I don't like that okay hi hello you will die if you go ahead Oh ass ass cut it it it right oh I missed that other one on whatever budget tell me I'm gonna die again okay thank you thank you for that I don't know I'm jumping ever since that parkour section I just can't stop jumping I mean it's kind of cool I guess got some cool glow on those bad boys after that one not so glowy but okay big arrow I trust the arrow Oh third test ride a unicorn and live happy you mean that guy with the ice cream on his head that unicorn Oh the arrows seem to be pointing inwards Oh what the hell whoa I don't like this at all I don't like this at all there's absolutely nothing to like about any of this it's just pitch blackness with the howling song of the Damned in the distance what I don't want to ride a unicorn I don't want to ride a unicorn I don't want a unicorn to ride me I don't want any of that okay I guess there was nothing out there I'll go up the ramp yeah sure okay oh good more ramp hi I thought that was a face I'm so confused oh my grave my grave okay the Confraternity of toast turns out we're all turns out we're all dead we're all dead whoo you you you need a lot of graves you so big huh thank you thank you okay I hate it I hate it I hate it free money whoo free money you see all right well don't mind if I don't this seems like a trap but hey free money everyone's laughing at how smart I am and how clever I is yeah okay free money all right I maybe I shouldn't have taken the free money maybe I shouldn't have done that okay all right hey whoa you're drinking at my grave oh thank you for that thank you how you doing buddy you're good you having a good old party okay good for you okay I'm just gonna keep going okay all right thank you for that oh hey how you doing there buddy Wow whoa look at you you really moved up in the world or down depending on your perspective okay all right cool thank you for that Oh tippy tappy another parkour test I can pass you I'm so good at this press EDA tyo yo you for youth all right I'll do that buddy hey how you doing out here you doing good you're doing good how are you doing the dreams don't exist wake up you mean dreams of toast don't tell me that they don't exist I don't know what I'd do if my toasty dreams didn't exist but I got free money so that's pretty cool you know pretty cool oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh you P you big good thing I did all those parkour things cuz I'll never be able to get through that my bus no sale sign no nothing what I'm curious about right now is like are there multiple endings to this game you think you're there you know there are multiple endings do you have some glue oh no no do not know I'm sorry I do not have glue oh [ __ ] [ __ ] oh no you [ __ ] bag no oh well that's fine okay why are we here there's a crown can I take that cool crown I guess oh there's no house here oh alright I'll do I'm just gonna go to bed I have a funny feeling like this is all just a wacky dream Bing bong oh another strange dream yeah and back in my again another stressful workday it's time to finish it what am i what am i finishing oh that's my name number three four seven six one five five three that's that's me that's what my mama named me oh it reminds me I suddenly got a reminder that game I played a long long time ago where there was this worm that was just dripping blood from the sky oh ah okay yeah that that makes sense Chuck Hughes dude I don't even understand anything I don't understand the damn thing that happened there okay I guess that's it and I I guess I guess that's it I miss the extra screen I like the extra III like the extra I was good that's good stuff extra extra read all about it okay so that was the Confraternity of toast yeah it wasn't what it seemed it was just flipping weird from start so yeah welcome to Dante's Inferno this is game about a cat now I'm not sure if you play the guy with the beard of the guy with the cat or the cat with the guy the guy with the cat the cat with a guy I'm not sure which one you play but we're gonna find out now so let's get into it root tutorial I'll probably need that because I have no idea what I'm the kitty oh I already know I'm gonna love this game so adorable oh my God look at me boy oh that's super cute oh that's that's ridiculously cute head buddy his nog this bad boy off no oh whoa there was a game wait there was a game a while ago that was like a beta game it was about a cat and you would just have to knock stuff off of shelves this is like that but in a whole new dimension can i double jump ooh wait power jump Oh scooch my butt I'm above the wiggle in the kitty cat oh my god oh I love it bop bop get the bat Thank You whiff I missed something I packed everything I thought I could bap oh there we go got it okay I win all right oh my god and through the mystical door of which we all know that cats Traverse different universes in okay we got it okay man Manu let's do this bearded man you gotta go down huh you think you can mess with me Huang cos Wow yeah yeah I bet you regret not feeding it whoa that was a cool wall jump maneuver oh oh he's mad oh he's very mad you hipster [ __ ] ha you think you can mess with me huh just cuz you feed me does not mean you own me oh [ __ ] gay man ah oh hey no not today and a Boeing and nibbling a Boeing oh boy no oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] huh okay Dave Heights get rekt you hipster douche oh no you I'm gonna get your final collection next oh I like the climbing that's nice but it's not so nice he doesn't know where I am stupid idiot in too many triple espressos you can't even see where I am alright there we go that's good okay oh no I'm so sorry not love that he's on fire mad hey sorry Bubba look listen if you weren't just a giant piece of garbage I guess I would Oh what is he doing oh is that the picture of your wife or something okay maybe I'm maybe I might be a little sorry about that but not about these some days he's resetting one of them no no no oh no wait I see no no no kitty no no no all right I'm Audi I'm Audi baby see yeah this is coming to your house and just wreck all your [ __ ] that you could absolutely nothing that's it there's a bad exchange all right little two then all right nut nut nice oh he is oh he is furious as he should be was that a picture of him and me well that's what a loyal cat daddy I'm just a giant piece of [ __ ] well if he just wasn't such a hipster about it I probably would be a little less douchey a point ah no not today don't put me in the bath oh no no no no here we go yeah what you got what you got man no not today oh-ho-ho listen oh he doesn't know what to do he's so lost and confused unfortunately for him I am NOT I'm so goddamn cute I'm so goddamn cute and he's so mad ah no please not today Oh mr. man do you not know where I am mr. man I think he's sad oh [ __ ] you know I think he knows you might know you might know something about this oh well someone's a steamy pile of poopy humma dope bobaloo banana go bye-bye oh boo gotta gotta gotta got it ha ha ha ha miss me ah [ __ ] gotta get up there oh ha ha ha ha right on your noggin you stupid idiot oh oh hey you almost got me there that would have been impressive but sadly for you you're just too stupid to be able to be me alright let's see if I can get some distance on him huh does this do oh I don't know what that did but it made it a lot moodier in here oh oh oh I thought shot the music off I was like oh that's not is nice less and less and less and less and less and I don't know what that other cat was but it's out of here how do you have so many alarm clocks it's cuz you're a hipster god damnit of course you do actually have Bell alarm clocks you goddamn weirdo I'm going down oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] we've gotten into baldies territory he's glitching up on me oh come on get it get it yeah yes good stuff yeah it's what I would colloquially refer to as the good stuff yeah oh there's another room Oh where's the other room wait there's more stuff here oh it's / floors oh okay uh-huh haha scary scary scary okay it's scary very scary oh wait I just spotted the mother lode oh yes please Oh power jump No Oh power jump I'm a kiddy on a mission and that mission is to literally destroy your life oh ho these are hard to navigate okay that's that's difficult pe come on oh come on oh come on yeah yeah totally worth it 100% worth it hey how did I miss this get out here okay woo hey you almost got me there but not today not today buddy boo oh I'm surprised stash I'm like a missile of pure hate here to wreck your [ __ ] hate hate this hate that ooh TV oh that's nice and I don't think about picking anything I'm gonna scratch your eyes out now oh yeah oh yeah oh no what were you gonna do you can't do nothing I'm on your face or are all right what happens when he gets me what happens when it gets me come on what you gonna do huh you got nothing you got nothing buddy because so sad when he doesn't NAB me I'm on your shoulder what are you gonna do about nothing ow God what is he doing to me was he even doing he put me in oh no not the crane oh god no oh I've been a bad kitty this gives fun trophy room what did I get ooh well he really wouldn't want me mashing up stuff here woody hey listen can I just can I just be nice just sit on your lap and just give a good old / how about right on the tippy top of your noggin that's though whoa come on oh you're stupid hipster topknot is getting in the way all right this is good enough hey buddy how are you doing listen we can be pals right we can be pals data very be fair they fed me you're gonna regret that he doesn't seem mad what all these trophies for Best organic guava okay I think we got it ready F Bay bye bye master alright so anyway that was ridiculous so that was Dante's Inferno I like that that was a lot that was a lot of fun I can't remember the name of the game of the the one where you played as a cat what was the name of that one it was it was really cool anyway so that's gonna finish off three weird games thank you everybody so much for watching hope you enjoyed this one these were some weird ones but there were some fun ones too so thanks again and if you got any other weird games that you want me to play or surreal or just plain old bizarre let me know down in the comments below thanks again and as always I will see you in the next video bye bye [Music]

Channel: Markiplier

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Length: 39min 34sec (2374 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 26 2018