3 RANDOM GAMES - Millionaire Bartender Edition

everything is going according to plan this guy with a moustache looks thirsty do you think we can get you something Google you get the [ __ ] out of my bar Google Play you know you're not welcome around here sir I'm sorry about that okay Google keep stumbling in here it has too much to drink it comes up with stuff like Google+ I gotta cut it off Oh what can I get for you what's up guys and welcome back to the most questionable series on the Internet's babes and our first game is called handless millionaire 2 because not everybody can answer trivia questions but I can guarantee anyone can toss their hand into a guillotine for 50 bucks thank you thank you yes some of you guys may be wondering why am I playing season 2 rather than season 1 and it's because I'm the season 1 returning champion who can't control his arm why can't I control my arm what the hell what what is okay thank you for taking your time on the guillotine I really appreciate that I don't know what I can't control my well that's not how I remember things well the good news is I earn myself 50 bucks but the bad news is ouch your right hand has been cut off yet thank you for pointing that out careful your left hand shakes more I can't imagine why my hand would be shaking right now we're gonna keep going okay we're still good to go we'll just okay you kind of jump the gun that time god damn it man your left hand is gone to our doctors recommend you repair your hand and continue that's a thing I don't look like I really want to repair anything right now okay so it's not necessarily that I don't know what I'm doing it but it's really really hard if I let go at any point my hand just goes into premium shopping territory I need to be constantly holding but I need to let go to open my hand to grab the money so how does that work it doesn't work that that's that's how it is I'll come on time it just time at time it come time at time at time it come on what the hell is it's good okay yeah 150 bucks we're doing beheader already do I get a game over if I take it slow and steady what happens if this money hits the floor will they pick it up and throw it again I got a time this chopped up and then grab chop chop and then armor yes please what what did the bonus round saw come from what just happened Oh screw this game I'm well aware that my right hand has been cut off I'm asking what cut it off I had armor and then all of a sudden I didn't have armor and instead I had a saw inside of me wait I should be seeing chop chop okay chop chop all right and then grab chop chop all right yeah okay we can get a pattern and just ooh what does that mean I don't understand what I'm supposed to do can I please get Regis Philbin in here to just explain the rules just once ha ha you're not gonna make it through the next round you're supposed to be supportive of your contestants right drew Carey is it hoping that people lose The Price is Right he celebrates when they win and doesn't take them out at the elbow are you serious right now okay I'm just gonna get the lowest ones either bag of money I definitely like bags of money thank you what do you mean tap here how am I supposed to do that like that trophy oh okay I collected ten bonus money bags all right do I have to get back to this uh-huh okay it's got wait carefully don't let the moneybags distract because I'm mr. moneybags now $17,000 are you kidding me right now why do you gotta be like that why are they in sync oh come off it no no ooh ice ice thank you thank you how long how long do I have hopefully a long time hopefully a real long time these are $10,000 bill oh no no no no they're not even kinda timed it okay good good yeah yes under there's $1 it was so worth it for those first few arms we only need to complete 9 rounds for the million and we're on round 5 so we're over halfway there and they've decided to no no no longer wait Missy is it just a double oh no it's completely random what hurt good good good aid oh don't want that touch the ground that's for freakin sure wait for it okay I feel like I'm actually getting the hang of this kind of it's so sporadic and I'm so freaking slow just grab it okay big fist fulls big fist fulls I'm really happy to think the slow falling money $57,000 what they must have not done the mass because I feel like we're gonna get the million this round I swear to God if they took that guard away backstage I am going to be pissed and hope I get to keep it good you guys are not even kind of in sync that's not cool come on don't don't be like this there we go that's what I need nice in sync motions appreciate it do do and then hook good and come on doo doo why am i sweating buckets at this stupid mobile game please no no not worth it worth it worth it okay hey these are I'm will over a million what do you mean I guess a millionaire could have more than a million dollars right okay I want to keep his guard I want to do my very best to keep it are you serious it's almost two million I'm going for ten how did you get through that that was a miracle no miracle okay I am no handless millionaire Jesus more about saws than hammers and nails okay if I'm gonna make a Jesus joke you're gonna be all like that Jesus okay I'm not even what is this what is that I tried to grab the chain and it doesn't do anything maybe I could pull all the way back off screen but I don't think so I got one hand left you won't want to take the money no no no we're gonna keep going yo get rich or die trying' right yeah that's right if I come all the way over here maybe the saw can't get to me possibly oh this thing is just the worst I need nope I got greedy I went for the vacuum and it cost me do I keep the 2.5 I'm gonna say we keep the 2.5 million it was worth us rear end up babes our next game is called bartender perfect mix and I get the feeling it is gonna be just as a hectic is the last one people have been recommending this to me apparently it's a really good flash game that they brought over to mobile welcome to our tropical Paradiso joint game for cocktail connoisseurs or not as the case may be poor shaken serve our bar woman is in your hand I guess I do only have hand to left after that last game yeah all right I'm good to go I do not know a thing about mixing drinks I do know how to customise a woman though no I can't everything is locked okay that's fine start the game I'm guessing before I can make a drink for customers I need to make a drink for myself but I don't know what any of this is what's this thing it looks like it's got eggs in it coconut cream okay just give me a giant glass of coconut cream I'm good the full glass of coconut cream love it now shake that up mmm nice and frothy serve that to myself why is it brown okay yup and that's gonna get served how'd you like that music busy goods yeah how good is my cocktail apparently good enough to roast my face am I missing something was that the game you see on one hand I would much rather be able to dress up like an anime cat girl and serve drinks to myself but on the other I feel like I should probably be serving patrons and have some kind of objective to my video game so we're actually playing bartender the celebs mix this is still three random games and this is all one game and trust me I know exactly what I'm doing everything is going according to plan this guy with a moustache looks thirsty do you think we can get you something Google you get the [ __ ] out of my bar Google Play you know you're not welcome around here sir I'm sorry about that okay Google keeps stumbling in here it has too much to drink it comes up with stuff like Google+ I gotta cut it off photo what can I get for you you want something all right you want a mystic Marvel okay do I know how to make a mystic Marvel it's four bottles of something a bucket of something and we sports board okay uh there are a lot of bottles here and okay this is what I expected because I have no clue what I'm doing don't mind my arm sir my doctor told me not to use my lower back when pouring a agave juice I think this is and a little pallor numbed syrup I don't know what any of this stuff is maybe a touch of orange too sure why not a little orange juice and what else the bottles have different shapes to them but some of them look identical oh maybe this yeah a little tea oh yeah a lot of tequila yeah we're definitely gonna need a whole bunch of tequila there we go no it's not time to shake yet right I need to okay I guess it's time to shake screw its we don't need the bucket or the we board or anything like that oh no we do okay but what about the I forgot the bucket okay fine we'll put a little bit of lime yeah align was probably a lot better than all of especially when you're not sure what the drink is well it looks like paint so that's not the end of the world right paint is a liquid - I love your ring sir yeah put a little hair on your chest I would say that's a good drink I'd say that's a good drink right so what are there a bunch of different endings depending on the drink that I make cuz I don't know what I just made they at least try to help me afterwards with some constructive criticism like give it prickly pear puree to make it more mild I don't know what the hell prickly pear puree is oh that must be prickly pear puree this yeah okay so I'm getting somewhere I just need to pour the correct amount I screwed up that time so we want a little of that and then some of you I think baby these and other things you want to hear from your bartender orange juice apparently wasn't right so we'll try lime this time and then I need to save a little bit of space or oh wait so that wasn't correct what was the light we put that away I'm confused what this last bottle is it kind of looks like this one but I wasn't right yeah a little don't fill up on tequila okay we need ice I I thought that was a scoop of salt for a second but that that wouldn't make sense okay just a little ice there we go now we shake that should be a whole lot better I don't know top it off with a pineapple yeah that's the good stuff it's gonna chop up one whole pineapple pour that out still looks like paint delicious hair-growing paint you enjoy that sir what's it gonna do to you now we've already had somebody fry their face and oh okay a grill in a glass that's a pretty great name for a cocktail I don't you like this game it's kind of cool oh here we go I made the exact same thing again but with more tequila and that may have made a big difference oh he's it to kill a man what do you mean was that a success did I make the right thing yeah you're the master bartender you however do not look like a tequila man what can I get for you make me a Bradford martini again do these things exist should I be looking up the recipe to this or do I just go with whatever they tell me Jesus Christ okay so we got five different bottles 15 minutes away sports and then a bucket great um all right well we're gonna start off with a little of this I gotta save a lot of space because we have a whole bunch of ingredients then one of you sure a little bit more orange gel remains a very orange II drink Oh the tiny angled one I guess would be this some sweet vermouth oh yeah this could be like drinking Syrah some of the big one of dry vermouth yeah well try to counteract a little bit of that sweet and then some of you is sweet and sour mix this is how are you having the sweetest drink ever sir don't need any ice do i okay well then we'll just top you off with that shake it up or shave real good we're we're not gonna skimp out on the shaking this guy definitely didn't skimp out on arm day or shoulder shrugs which he's constantly doing sir this is a no-smoking establishment uh [Music] you look like an olive man now what would give you a little bit of that and then was that it I was supposed to do a bucket of something did you gel what okay no ice for you sorry you could just shoot it warm rude I liked at the top half of my body when you bae / eyes a bartender you get kicked out of my bar okay there's no two ways about it so what can I get for you sweetheart you want a box a con punch Oh whack Oh act akai if I can't pronounce it I can't make it oh my god really ah okay some of these stand out right this is definitely something I need Don Giulio 10 tequila that sounds expensive you don't get a whole lot of that I think you wanted two of these so we can pour those in easily enough and then something with a giant ring around the bottom would be you okay a little Z rum sure as well as uh one of these that all look the same we'll give you a prickly pear everybody keeps asking for the prickly pear but then you want two things of ice that makes sense for and then more MORE no cheek she wants she wants two things advice it's time to shake apparently this is all the ice you get we don't like to water down our drinks here okay we take a lot of pride in the fact that you get a shitload alcohol to perfectly honest uh I don't think you wanted anything right I'm just gonna serve it like this mmm okay I've now made 10 drinks and that looks like Barney blood that's what I'm gonna call this this is the Barney blood martini you like oh oh oh okay no no no keep keep it in your chest keep it in your pants and I'm dead again I'll let you away with that one ma'am okay you didn't vaporize him considering how well that last drink went we're gonna try the exact same thing again shouldn't shake him for so long oh we're gonna get a lawsuit like I was trying to say before I took out half vertie considering that went so well we're not going to change things up too much maybe if we just add like a slice of pineapple we could get more than a kiss ladies love pineapple garnished Ernie blood here you go that's exactly what you ordered I'm sure nothing [ __ ] buying is gonna happen just give her the Barts I could have swore this was my bar not Wonka's bar would you believe I've been missing one ingredient this entire time I don't know what the ingredient is but I haven't been adding enough to ever be correct so now that we have the right number of ingredients at least we stand a chance of being correct dude at least just a different color this time no more Barney blood you get a little sunshine in a glass and maybe I can get a bit of oh boy yeah yeah that works for me world's peace in a glass I love it the end of the game I think that's the end of the game rear end update that was indeed the end of the game I only served three people but that's fine you know what I'm just gonna cut out early I'm gonna skip work I'm gonna run from some angry broad for whatever reason I have no idea what I'm about to play I saw this on the App Store and it's some kind of strange Asian game like stuff I played in the past which is hilarious lady I'm just trying to take a nap what the hell is your proceeds probably my wife and she said that I wasn't at work that makes sense um am I supposed to okay I'll just hit the arrow and we'll start the game okay move your line of sight with the buttons okay have to hide okay so will hide in the garbage she will skate by and we will skate away whoo-hoo not going to work today even kind of looks like the bartender stage two my wife is still on the hunt for me and we'll obtain the item by tapping it okay we got a hundred cent coin good enough and they'll be added to my list I can swipe to use them alright so do I want a drink or do I want what do you sell in pakka condoms magazines newspapers I probably want a newspaper don't die and hold the old newspaper trick there we go she would never recognize me from the waist down she's only my wife sorry giant goaltender lady I can't play right now I need to jump in the garbage and grab dirty magazine okay then that should help me somehow would you oh okay and then I can score a goal yeah that's exactly what I predicted you can put the pieces together you can gather what you need to do but you have no sweet clue what the hell is gonna happen my wife has to get tired eventually right like I'm not gonna have to spend the entire day running around the neighborhood peeking on oh I'm sorry sir the five o'clock shadow and the fuzzy legs makes me want to say sir why don't we try that again except for this time we'll go into the empty one right oh oh oh I probably need clothes right or I could just do that and that won't work idiot sir could I would need to take the clothes change into them and then pretend to be a mannequin but apparently not why am i opening this all myself those are just really why wouldn't you do that no one go alright alright alright is really all you can say at the end of the day that is a lovely bronze statue of a bad screaming baby man I'm gonna paint myself like that statue there we go and then I'll hop up here and why would she give me a second look oh I'm sorry sir I didn't mean to hurt your feelings the reasonable thing to do would just be going to the men's bathroom and wait for her to walk away because she's not gonna follow you but no we are going to dress up like a schoolgirl and then go into the woman's bathroom yeah yeah you see I'm not even gonna try the men's bathroom because why would that make sense is this like the Japanese version of sloth squatting can I just hang out with you guys do I need a lollipop and you lollipops in here oh there's guns oh and a wig so put on the wig I'll grab a God shouldn't grab the gun yeah that's a murder charge so we'll put on the wig will avoid the gun and then we'll just hang out with you guys where did the lollipop come from yeah I just hang out in the middle of the day with candy in my pockets going into the girls bathroom nothing weird about that there's like 50 levels to this game and I could so easily play through the entire thing that I just I gotta cut it off somewhere so you know what I think that's gonna be it for this episode of three random games guys and as always if you have any recommendations be sure leave them in the comments because I love making these videos all three of these games were amazing and I would have never played them otherwise so I want to make more of this please help me thanks for watching this video I hope you enjoyed and I'll see you next time [Music]

Channel: CaptainSauce

Views: 1,377,094

Keywords: 3 random games, 3 weird games, 3 free games, 3 free games online, 3 funny games, random games, weird games, free game, free games online, funny moments, funny moments gameplay, handless millionaire 2, bartender the celebs mix, skip work game, mobile game, 3 mobile games, funny mobile games, captainsauce, captain sauce

Id: 7Gye5U2HzDY

Length: 23min 47sec (1427 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 05 2019