25 Florida Man Headlines That Have Left Us Speechless

Florida is without a doubt the strangest wackiest and most bizarre state in the United States populated by the wildest individuals imaginable thanks and it's no surprise given that Floridians have to cope with alligators dangerous snakes mosquitoes and such excessive humidity levels they end up soaking wet after just a few seconds outside on the Summer's Day I'm Mike with list25 and with the recent release of the Netflix series Florida man we thought it was high time to bring you another list of 25 most entertaining Florida man headlines that left us completely speechless but before we begin please don't forget to like share comment subscribe and click that notification Bell with that being said welcome to Florida [Music] 25. Florida woman crashes vehicle while shaving her privates I know this list is about Florida man headlines still in line of gender equality I thought I'd give Florida woman one honorable mention Megan Barnes was on her way to visit her lover in Key West with her ex-husband Charles Judy when she collided with another vehicle the reason while she was in the process of doing some feminine Landscaping as she wanted to be ready for the visit and decided to multitask by shaving her privates while driving this may sound cringe-worthy enough but the story doesn't end there because below the belt Landscaping requires a certain amount of finesse bonds Enlisted the help of her ex-husband who was seated in the passenger seat to keep the wheel steady during the most sensitive parts of the task when the SUV in front of them slowed to turn they slammed right into it the incident caused minor injuries to the SUV's passengers 24. Florida man broke into house it pooped on the floor and then drank the contents of a vacuum cleaner the night was still in its infancy when Tony and Ladonna land spotted a naked Carnival worker Gregory Matthew Bruni on their roof way back in 2013. Bruni 21 at the time upon being noticed assaulted Tony land wrecked the couple's North Fort Myers home lit fire to their toilet rubbed filthy clothes in their sons swallowed the contents of their vacuum cleaner and then defecated and created inside the house in that order Bernie was arrested and passed on to a nearby hospital for evaluation and treatment yeah good call doctors reportedly told deputies they planned numerous tests to determine precisely what he was on we have no idea what it was and you know what I don't want to know 23. Florida man with drugs around peace denies they were his some people really don't care who holds their drugs or where in 2021 Pinellas County sheriff's deputies stopped a vehicle that had been driving without its lights on while searching the car they found a gun under the passenger seat and also discovered several bags of cocaine and methamphetamine wrapped around the man's penis the man denied the drugs were his but had no idea whose drugs they actually were go figure oh no he was arrested on four felony charges including possession of cocaine meth ammunition and a firearm [Music] oh boy 22. naked Florida man drove with wires attached to his genitals I'm noticing a trend here with genitals in 2016 the south Florida man got caught while driving naked through a neighborhood with children with wires extending from his penis according to one witness the naked man Kurt Jenkins 56 drove past him motioning confirmed a case towards his groin area oh no he noticed the electrical Contraption with wires linked to Jenkins penis and might have let it slide head shank has not invited him inside the witness unfortunately for dragon's contact and authorities Jenkins was arrested for exposure of his sexual organs lewd and lascivious exhibition and resisting arrest 21. 450 pound Florida man hid Coke and punt in fat Folds no finally one not about genitals in May 2014 deputies from the Volusia County Sheriff's Office stopped a suspicious vehicle after noticing the driver and his passenger looking extremely nervous the big passenger Christopher Mitchell 42 told the Volusia County Sheriff's Office Deputy he was too fat to wear a seat belt however upon a closer inspection they realized they had stopped a long suspected drug Runner named fat boy how creative that's lazy naming sorry while searching the suspect the officers found marijuana nestled in the stomach folds of the 450 pound Florida man who also goes by Biggie wow we are just not original down here apparently a total of 23 grams of marijuana was located under his fat reminds me of a time I once went to Lake City and no was it Lake City Live Oak Live Oak Florida and there was a sign there it was it was it was for a man and his name was jelly rolls no 20. Florida man once arrested for fighting drag queen with tiki torch runs for mayor some headlines you just can't make up a man from Wilton Manors Florida got into a physical altercation with a prominent local drag queen while dressed in an ironic KKK costume at a Halloween party in 2012. the brawl led to Boyd Corbin's arrest for aggravated assault the arrest didn't stop him from running for mayor two years later or the following three times 19. Florida man tells deputies he wasn't drinking while driving just at stop signs you never know who's in the car next to you a Florida man was arrested for driving Under the Influence after bumping into the car in front of him but he told officers he was only drinking at stop signs and stop lights not while driving Checkmate atheists Earl Stevens 69 was spotted in his car with an open brown paper bag containing a bottle of Jim Beam in the passenger seat he told deputies he didn't remember colliding oh genius he didn't remember colliding with the vehicle in front of him that'll get you out of that Stevens had never held a valid driver's license in Florida and revealed to the officers that he took prescription medication before hitting the road he was on a trip from Port St Lucie to Indian River County and then he took a detour to jail I bet 18. Florida man drives stolen truck to space Force Base to warn of a battle between aliens and Dragons in July 2022 Corey Johnson felt an intense need to warn the US government of its impending doom he stole a Ford F-150 and drove it to a space Force Base to alert the government to the existence of mythical monsters according to reports Johnson told authorities that the president asked him to warn the government that U.S aliens were fighting with Chinese dragons to his great disappointment he didn't he didn't receive any facts but was arrested and charged with Grand Theft of a motor vehicle yes but to this day we have not been killed by aliens versus dragons so that man is a hero you're welcome he did it we're safe to his credit 17. Florida man breaks into home Cuts man's piss off runs off with detached penis and back to the genitals in March 2023 a Florida man held his wife's lover at gunpoint and used scissors to sever the man's penis before exiting the scene with said flailing member Alex Bonilla possibly vanilla 49 was arrested hours later on charges of aggravated assault according to reports Bonilla caught his wife and the victim in the throes of passion a few months earlier we have no idea if the missing body part was ever found 16. Florida man repeatedly calls 9-1-1 to report his stolen marijuana only some 9-1-1 calls are true emergencies a Pasco County Deputy responded to a strange call from a Florida man who called 9-1-1 multiple times to report that his roommate had stolen his weed while this might be legal in some states recreational marijuana use is illegal here in Florida no charges were filed against the caller however they asked the man very nicely to please stop calling or should I say police stopped calling nailed it 15. Florida man buys Porsche with check printed from home computer a Florida man used cashiers checks that he printed from his home computer in 2020 to buy himself a Porsche 911 Turbo needing to look the part he also tried to buy Rolex watches using the same checks but authorities were alerted and he was promptly arrested who would have thought that it was easier to get a Porsche than a Rolex 14. Florida man insists syringes pulled from rectum aren't his during the course of a strip search following his arrest on marijuana charges Wesley Dasher Scott pulled out three syringes from his backside astonished Pinellas County cops looked on in Surprise as the syringes were removed the biggest surprise was that Scott claimed the needles belong to someone else not only claimed actually adamantly demanded 13. Florida man knocked out cellmate's teeth because he kept farting in May 2021 a Florida man assaulted his 57-year-old cellmate beating him so violently that two of his teeth were knocked out and one rib shattered when officers questioned him about the cause of this violent Outburst he stated that his cellmate passed gas too frequently and did not provide any courtesy flushes when using the toilet the two were separated into different cells after the event 12. Florida man caught with genitals out said he was cleansing his spirit why do most bizarre things always happen in the middle of the night one at very early morning in May 2022 a Florida man was caught trespassing at a Mexican restaurant with open pants and exposed genitals he told the responding officers that he was chanting and cleansing himself spiritually yeah right Kenneth gray was arrested and later convicted of prowling and loitering 11. lame dad joke gets Florida man banned from Disney World for life in September 2015 one unhappy Disney World visitor loudly exclaimed that he could put up a meth lab in his home in the time it took to receive service his comment proved to be a disastrous idea David swindle's remark resulted in a late night raid by Orange County sheriff's deputies and Disney security as well as a lifelong ban from Disney World and all Disney properties that's my cousin's property you're talking about yep and I'm related to Walt Disney 10. Florida man uses private plane to draw a giant radar Flightradar24 is an online platform that tracks aircraft flight routes in real time one evening in 2015 viewers found themselves looking at a very artistic performance when one bored Florida pilot decided to take a private plane to the skies and have some fun with it we all know that children in the non-college student enjoy drawing people in school heck some grown guys do it in restroom stalls throughout their lives this pilot however made the decision to use an aircraft tracking system 9. Florida man gets trapped in an unlocked closet for two days this entry is actually about a Florida couple but I just had to talk about it Amber Campbell 25 and John Arwood 31 were discovered in a closet on the Daytona State campus they spent a few days in the closet after being chased to the college by an unknown assailant hiding from him while sitting in their own human waste they finally phoned the cops to rescue them however the police didn't need a key to get them out the door had been unlocked the whole time they were arrested for trespassing eight Florida man tries to escape Rest by cartwheeling away from Cops in July 2020 police responded to reports of a man doing flips in the middle of the street obstructing traffic when they arrived they discovered gianfranco Fernandez 40 doing well precisely that the officers took him down but the agile gymnast wriggled free and attempted to cartwheel away before authorities took him down again he was arrested and charged with battery on a law enforcement officer and resisting arrest we all got to enjoy the entertaining viral video look if you're trying to run away from anyone uh maybe cartwheeling is not the way to go seven Florida man tries to pawn his toddler at Lone Store a 43 year old Florida man found himself in hot water in 2019 after asking a clerk from a jewelry store in Sarasota if he could Pawn his seven-month-old child the clerk told police he didn't respond and eventually the man left but while leaving he reportedly said I just need a babysitter for like two weeks the court contacted the authorities who promptly arrested the harebrained father although he later claimed it was only a joke nobody found it very funny six Florida man steals laxatives instead of opioids Florida man Peter Emery 56 was charged with felony theft after a reportedly stealing medications he mistook for opiates they were in fact laxatives Amir was filmed stealing medicines from a lock box he told the authorities that he took the pills thinking they were hydrocodone acetaminophen and opioid-containing Drug when he realized the tablets were not what they appeared he threw him away five cops called over a woman screaming for help turns out it was Florida man's pet parrot after hearing horrific screams requesting to be let out the neighbor of one Florida man called the police believing a woman was in danger when deputies from Palm Beach County arrived to investigate they discovered the cries were coming from his pet parrot Rambo all went well in a situation that could have gone very wrong and the man officers and neighbor all shared a good laugh I'm sure Rambo did too 4. Florida man with two missing tires blames it on Paranormal Activity in November 2022 police officers noticed a man driving a car with only two wheels when the man was pulled over he explained that someone had cursed him and that he had damaged his vehicle as he fled the officers concluded that another Spirit was probably at play and conducted a sobriety test on the driver in the end he became increasingly agitated spitting on the officers threatening to attack them kicking them and even trying to steal one of their tasers three Florida man and his pet chicken become famous a man in Niceville that is a real place by the way has gained Fame on social media with his pet chicken in recent years the number of Instagram users that follow Dave Cox and his chicken Sammy is significant Sammy and Cox have been Inseparable since Cox bought her at three days old from a Crestview feed store they enjoy exploring new locations and spending time together today Sammy even has her own agent in La two Florida man with no arms stabbed Chicago tourist in 2018 a homeless man from South Florida with no arms was accused of stabbing a Chicago tourist Jonathan Crenshaw 46 used his feet to hold a pair of scissors and stabbed Caesar Coronado 22 at a renowned tourist attraction in the neighborhood a travel companion stated they asked Crenshaw for directions when he abruptly sprang up and stabbed the victim in the arm Coronado had to be transported to the hospital one Florida man asks Trooper if he can leave scene of Crash to get more meth in 2018 a Florida Man by the name of Scott Eklund 32 was involved in a car accident when police officers arrived at the scene he asked them if he could leave the scene of the accident to you know go get some more meth the flabbergasted officers took him into custody aside from the possession charges he was also found driving with a suspended license shocker and had to spend some time in jail so what other crazy Florida man headlines have you read or what about crazy headlines from your area let us know in the comments below and I just want to State for the record not to burst anyone's bubble but the reason Florida man headlines are a thing is because our records and everything are way more public so crazy things do happen everywhere it's just you can actually read about them happening here so not to say these things aren't crazy all of them are but it's just it's a little skewed because the crazy things that happen in other places aren't as well known they're not as shared as much they're not they're not they're not as public of information other states tend to hide their insane stories where we just let them free just here are all of our stories enjoy uh thank you guys so much I love you all and as always I'll see you next time it's great be sure to click that subscribe button and the notification Bell so you don't miss out on new videos every Monday Wednesday and Friday share them with your friends and help us consistently conciliate curiosity and you want even more lists check out these videos here or just head to our website at list25.com thank you [Music]

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Published: Tue May 23 2023