Ah, Florida- it's like the Wakanda of stupid. Out of all 50 states, it's easily our favorite,
if for nothing else then for its role as America's no.1 global exporter of insanity. So here's another round of crazy Florida Man
stories for your enjoyment. Florida Man Takes Cat To Strip Club Despite many strip clubs being named things
like 'Pussycat Lounge' or something similar, they have a very strict no pets allowed policy. That didn't stop Florida Man Everett Lages
from trying to enter Emerald City Gentlemen's Club with his pet cat. Perhaps it was the cat's birthday, because
Lages insisted on being allowed entry, and when he was barred from entering by security,
he promptly called 911. Even after deputies were already on the scene,
Lages kept calling 911, and was eventually arrested for disorderly conduct and misusing
911. Florida Man Arrested For Fighting Drag Queen
With Tiki Torch Runs For Mayor Here at the Infographics Show we're all about
self-improvement, but maybe stay out of politics if you've got some bad ju-ju in your past. In Halloween 2012, Boyd Corbin put on a KKK
costume- ironically of course- grabbed a tiki torch, and then headed over to a local gay
bar for an epic halloween party. Perhaps unsurprisingly, the night ended with
Boyd getting into a fight with a drag queen while wielding his lit tiki torch, which landed
him in court facing an aggravated assault charge. Despite this, Mr. Corbin decided to run for
mayor of his town, and also unsurprisingly only received 39 votes. Florida Man Trapped In Unlocked Closet For
2 Days No, we're not messing with the headline. There's no big reveal here- the door wasn't
unlocked but barred by some fallen debris perhaps. The door was just... unlocked. Florida man John Arwood and his girlfriend,
Amber Campbell, alleged that they were chased into a janitor's closet at Daytona State College
and waited two days to call 911. When police got there, the couple realized
the door was unlocked, and promptly let themselves out. Perhaps unsurprisingly, along with piles of
human poop the police also found copper scouring pads used to smoke crack- so likely, the couple
didn't wait two days to call 911 so much as that's how long it took for their crack supply
to run out and them to sober up enough to call for help. Except the door was unlocked the entire time. Florida, don't you ever stop being you. Florida Man Calls 911, Asks For Ride To Hooters Florida Man Jonathan Hinkle wanted a ride
to Hooters so bad that he called 911. But wait, because he had a good excuse: his
grandmother was in the parking lot and had just suffered a stroke, so he desperately
needed to get to her. Ok, you might think, that's kind of a legitimate
reason. Except upon arrival, deputies scoured the
parking lot and nearby locations for three hours, before finding the grandmother at a
completely different location. Unsurprisingly, she had not called anyone
for help and had not suffered a stroke. Mr. Hinkle was arrested for misusing 911 Florida Man Arrested After Botched Amateur
Castration Surgery We've warned you multiple times here on The
Infographics Show to stay off the dark web, and this next story is what happens when you
don't listen. Florida Man Gary Van Ryswyk had a strange
fetish for castrations, but not as in wanting it performed on himself, but rather to be
the one performing it. With absolutely no medical training whatsoever,
Mr. Ryswyk found a willing participant on a dark web site and outfitted one of the rooms
in his house into a makeshift surgical theater. After botching said surgery, Mr. Ryswyk called
911 but hung up, prompting the police to perform a check-in where the distraught Ryswyk admitted
he needed serious help with his patient. Police found the man bleeding profusely on
a bed, and his two recently detached testicles in a container. Apparently Mr Ryswyk had not been able to
properly sew his patient back together again. We really, really hate that the local Sheriff's
office already beat us to this, but in their own words, “Van Ryswyk dropped the ball
on this one.” Another incredible quip from what's without
a doubt the best Sheriff's department in the country included this statement on their Facebook
announcement of Mr. Ryswyk's arrest: “This one is a little... let's just say sensitive. You could even say it's kinda nuts.” And that's how you protect and serve people. Florida Man Tries To Get Gator Drunk, Gets
Bitten Instead Claiming he wasn't intoxicated at the time,
Floridaman Timothy Kepke explained to police how he had been attacked by an alligator after
his buddy had captured it and he'd tried to feed it beer. Luckily for the two, the alligator was relatively
young and small, as it promptly bit down on Kepke's hand as he tried to get it drunk. Both Kepke and his friend ended up being arrested
and charged with unlawfully taking an alligator. Florida Man Tries To Evade Cops By Cartwheeling After being seized by police for blocking
traffic, Gianfranco Fernandez managed to wiggle free of the police attempting to arrest him. Rather than take off running though, Mr. Fernandez
had a different strategy- he began cartwheeling in the middle of the street. Turns out cartwheeling isn't a very effective
escape method, because police almost immediately tackled him and took him into custody, where
he faced charges of battery on a law enforcement officer and resisting arrest. (Use video from https://nypost.com/2020/07/23/florida-man-tries-to-evade-arrest-by-cartwheeling-away-from-cops/) Florida Man Dies After Cockroach Eating Contest In North Korea a cockroach eating contest
is what they call buffets, but in Florida a cockroach eating contest being held by a
local pet shop turned out to be lethal. The competition, held by a reptile pet shop
in Deerfield Beach, came with the grand prize of winning an $850 python. Personally, we do our best to stay away from
large snakes, but in Florida eating a bunch of cockroaches to win a snake is what they
call a pretty sweet deal- dinner and a prize. The contest had between 20 and 30 contestants-
which is a figure that just blows our mind, we figured maybe four or five people would
be willing to partake, but then we remembered, ah, yes, Florida. The rules were simple: the man to eat the
most live cockroaches and worms would be the winner. Edward Archbold was declared the winner, only
to fall seriously ill immediately afterwards. Rushed to the emergency room, Mr. Archbold
would die from the ordeal, with a later autopsy determining that he had asphyxiated from all
the insects- many of which he had swallowed still alive. Florida Man Takes Golf Cart On Rampage Through
Walmart Walmart, it's basically the Florida of retailers,
which makes this next story peak Florida. After getting into a verbal altercation with
a liquor store manager, Michael Dale Hudson blocked the entrance to said liquor store
with his golf cart. The manager called the police for help, and
as deputies began talking with Mr. Hudson, he suddenly launched into a very low speed
chase. Hudson ran his golf cart inside a Walmart
entrance, striking several shoppers on his way to the checkout area, where he eventually
crashed his golf cart into a register. For his incident of boomer golf cart road
rage, Mr. Hudson faced multiple charges to include aggravated battery. No mention if Mr. Hudson was on drugs or drunk
at the time, but nobody- and we mean nobody- drives a golf cart into a Walmart completely
sober. Florida Man Attacks ATM For Giving Him Too
Much Money You know what, we don't even have a punchline
for this one. This story is exactly what it sounds like-
a Florida man using a Wells Fargo ATM promptly threw himself into a fist fight with the machine
when it gave him too much money by accident. Shockingly, the man was not on drugs or inebriated,
simply very irritated and running late to work. Florida, you take our breath away. Florida Man Attacks Girlfriend With Ketchup Arrested for domestic battery, Floridaman
Jacob Peter Wagman accused his girlfriend of infidelity as he woke her up in the middle
of the night by pouring ketchup all over her and yelling, “That's what you get”. When police arrived to arrest Mr. Wagman he
denied the incident, despite having ketchup all over one side of his pants. The couple, unsurprisingly, had previously
been warned by law enforcement and even arrested for battery against each other, though the
charges were dropped. What may be surprising is that police suspected
no drug or alcohol use was involved in the incident, just regular old Florida crazy. Florida Man Too Busy Roadraging To Realize
He's Driving Into A Tornado Recording his daily commute on a dash cam,
Florida Alpha Male Anthony Joseph Ciarrochi was too busy yelling at other drivers to realize
he was driving straight into a tornado. Angered by traffic slowing down and cars pulling
over, Ciarrochi ranted and raved at his fellow commuters, utterly oblivious to the fact that
the reason they were slowing down was because of a massive tornado directly ahead. Ciarrochi survived the incident, because there's
no justice in the world, and will likely go on to create entire generations of Floridaman
offspring. Ready for the original crazy? Check out Most Crazy Florida Man Stories,
or check out this other video instead!
