25 Outrageous Florida Man Antics

we here in Florida have all manner of crazy people it could be said that even the most sane Florida natives have some small bit of insanity in them Florida is a very strange place after all surely any man woman or anyone in between would go mildly crazy if everywhere you looked there were alligators snakes and hurricanes oh my after all there are many people who move here from out of state and can't take it they leave in only a matter of years before going somewhere more reasonable more quiet some more like Ohio maybe there are some that stay in Florida too long or the humidity just gets to them or they become far too enveloped into life of debauchery and self-indulgence those are the people that have made Florida Infamous for being a den of pure insanity and those are the stories we're going to look at today the crazy stories of the ever elusive crypted that is the Florida man I'm Mike with list 25 and pull up a chair get your Pub sub and gather around your favorite manity and dolphin friends and come take a look at 25 outrageous Florida man Antics and seem too crazy to be true but before we begin don't forget to like share comment subscribe click that notification Bell so you don't miss out on any new content with that out of the way let's [Music] go 25 Florida man calls 911 to make sure his meth was real not many drug users with cleanly call the police when they have possession of recently illegal purchased narcotics but Florida man Thomas Eugene clearly didn't know this he called 911 and asked them if they could just pop over to his place and test his meth to see if it was real Thomas told them he was an ex Thomas told him he was an experienced drug user and that the meth he bought didn't feel like meth and that he was convinced that it was actually bath salts well the cops came over right away and arrested Thomas obviously Thomas said he didn't want anyone buying drugs that they didn't want which I guess is Noble despite Thomas's experience the drugs he had purchased tested positive for methamphetamines 24 Florida man slaps woman in face with slice of pizza ortello Lazaro Alfonso came up with an interesting way of de-escalating an argument when he slapped his partner in the face with a slice of pizza authorities were called and upon arriving they arrested Alonso for itic abuse and found that not only had he slapped her with pizza but also threw it at her the walls and ceiling of the house were covered in pizza sauce she did emphasize the fact that he never laid his hands on her just through Pizza 23 Florida man attempts to Rob Publix with the stapler 31-year-old Patrick Abbott walked into a Publix and handed the cashier a note that said I have a gun and he told her to put money into a bag for him the cashier pretended to help a coworker and called the police when they arrived they discovered that the gun that the man claimed to have was actually a stapler despite only wielding an office supply product he was charged with armed robbery let's be honest he can't be that smart he should have been robbing Staples instead oh Robin 22 live alligator found in Flor man's truck with drugs just the title alone is the true embodiment of Florida man yes this man Michael morola was arrested after police identified him based on quote previous law enforcement encounters as having a suspended license they then searched his truck and found two guns an open container containing aive baby alligator and narcotics equipment they also found used syringes inside the man's jacket later testing showed that they had traces of methamphetamines on it because it's always meth in Florida isn't it 21 one Florida man attempts to warn space force of aliens war on dragons Florida man Cory Johnson was arrested after he stole a truck and was attempting to break into Patrick's space Force Base that's a name he was taken to Bard County Jail where he stated that he needed to get into the space Force Base to warn government officials of an ongoing War where aliens were fighting Chinese dragons perhaps he was planning on pleading Insanity cuz that would certainly be a creative way to do it although on second he's from Florida so it's probably just actual real Insanity 20 Florida man braides children at the beach Florida man Steven Joy was drunk at a beach in Naples Florida and was lying in the sand drunk yelling at children that were passing by and throwing bottles at them really not living up to his last name there he also braided a four-year-old for stealing his beach toys well what beach toys could this drunk man have who knows likely more alcohol but we doubt the four-year-old boy stole anything when police arrived Joyce staggered towards them and tried to punch an officer they threw him to the sand and handcuffed him and then put him in the back of a squad car where he proceeded to bang his head on the partition of the car he was charged with disorderly intoxication public disturbance and resisting arrest 19 Florida man holds Starbucks employee at gunpoint it's completely normal to get upset when someone gets your Starbucks order wrong we've all been there what isn't normal is pulling a gun on the Food Service employee that may or may not have got it wrong but that's precisely what a Florida man did when he ordered a bagel from Starbucks and received no cream cheese he came through the drive-thru and complained the employee asked if the man had ordered any cream cheese he retaliated by pulling out his gun and holding in the air after he was arrested he claimed that he only pulled his gun out because it was falling out of his pocket and never meant to threaten anybody despite the fact that he was screaming at a woman and waving around a gun stay safe safe out there reasonable Floridians yes we do exist 18 Florida man tries to convince parents to sell daughter helmouth Co that's a name is an 85-year-old man who was arrested outside a grocery store after approaching the parents of a young girl and offering $100,000 for their child the parents refused good and the 85-year-old man argued with the parents trying to convince them to agree to the deal it was later revealed that col was a registered sex offender talking to literally no one and on top of that he had done this before back in 2018 he offered a family 200,000 for their 8-year-old daughter col is still behind bars thankfully 17 Florida man slaps police horse 27-year-old Florida man Alicia Lani was charged with a first-degree misdemeanor when he snuck up behind a police horse and slapped its rear when the police began to arrest him he simply claimed he didn't know he couldn't hit the horse he was charged with battery on a police horse and they later reported that the man was likely under the influence of alcohol and drugs because of course he was it's Florida 16 Florida man drinks bleach in courtroom Germaine Bell had an interesting reaction for being found guilty for armed robbery upon hearing the guilty verdict Germaine began drinking a cup of bleach that he had with him an officer approached him to get him to stop drinking it but he immediately fell down sick he was quickly taken out of the courtroom and to the hospital on a stretcher Germaine had been in custody for 3 years before his trial so maybe he was trying to get out of going back to prison well he did survive the whole ordeal and he did go back to prison the biggest question on everyone's mind was how was he able to sneak bleach into the courtroom in the first place we wonder the same thing 15 Florida man fleas robbery with taxi Florida man Elijah Shelton decided to rob the bank and had the bright idea of calling a taxi to come pick him up at his house and and drop him off at the bank he instructed the taxi driver to wait for him outside he soon returned with a bag full of money and told the driver to take him back home unsurprisingly he was apprehended pretty quickly and while they couldn't find the money that he stole Shelton was still charged with robbery grand theft and drug possession his mug shot Sports a massive earto ear grin I guess he thinks he's smart well maybe he should use those smarts to get a car instead of robbing a bank 14 Florida man arrested for impersonating police officer apparently it's a common occurrence in Florida for people to impersonate law enforcement and pull people over issuing them tickets Omar Ford is one such individual but what sets him apart is that he made the unfortunate mistake of attempting to pull over an actual off-duty cop the off-duty cop pulled the man over called his superiors and Omar was promptly arrested he was wearing a bulletproof vest that said criminal task force and was armed with a taser and a gun oh and he was also driving with a suspended license maybe he should have pulled himself over 13 Florida man gets eaten by alligators while looking for frisbees a man was found dead by a lake that he was swimming in to look for frisbees the park that he was at promotes itself as a place that allows people to learn the game of Disc Golf in a beautiful natural environment however locals have been seen going into a lake at the park because frisbees often get thrown into it the man in question was searching for frisbees in the Lake to resell them for a profit he did this despite the many many signs saying that the lake had alligators in it this has been an ongoing problem for the park now I'll give you some tip from a local Florida man um if you come to Florida and you see any body of water just assume there's an alligator in it Lake Alligator River alligator puddle alligator swimming pool alligator just if the water's wet there's an alligator in it that's it you're welcome welcome to Florida stay safe 12 Florida man steals 66 rolls of toilet paper from hotel we all remember the chaos that ensued in the toilet paper aisle at Publix and other grocery stores during the beginning of the co 19 pandemic and lockdown sure many people were hoarding water food and many other things but toilet paper paper now that was the real gold but the chaos wasn't just contained to your local grocery store apparently Florida man anel hernandes CTO was arrested after he was seen smuggling a trash can full of toilet paper rolls into a van the hotel called the police and eventually andell admitted to the theft of 66 rolls of toilet paper apparently he worked as a cleaner at the hotel and was allegedly stealing them for an unemployed friend 11 Florida man breaks into man's house to suck on toes on Christmas Eve most people are tucked in snuggly waiting for Santa to come to them on Christmas Eve but this man was instead surprised by an intr intruder who broke into his house and began sucking on the man's toes Santa no see this is why I'm Jewish don't trust Santa what when asked what he was doing least he stayed calm the Intruder said he was they to suck on toes I guess at least he's honest what oh my God I can't I just can't what are you doing here I'm here to suck on toes I don't know that's what he sounds like to me oh no a fight broke out the Intruder escaped he then proceeded to commit more crimes by breaking the man's window and the windshield of his car despite having dogs looking for him they were unable to apprehend the Intruder this was back in 2020 so perhaps the toe sucker Still Remains at large lock your doors 10 Florida man resists arrest on lawnmower the akaloa County Sheriff's Office was serving arrest warrants to a 40-year-old Florida man Dusty Mobley and well things didn't go well Dusty was on his riding mower when they attempted to arrest him and instead he began driving away the cops chased him down and eventually subdued him with a taser they found a revolver a handcuff key and a pipe with methamphetamine residue because of course he had meth Dusty was charged with Grand Theft Grand Theft of a vehicle felony criminal mischief two counts of resisting an officer possession of a concealed weapon by a convicted felon carrying a concealed handcuff key possession of drug paraphernalia felony failure and Grievous misuse of lawn equipment okay the last one's made up but he definitely didn't use that lawn mower for its intended purpose nine Florida man attempts Breakin to escape ghost I guess when you think a ghost is chasing you all across the beach you're bound to do some questionable things Andrew George and His companion were at a hotel in Daytona Beach when they thought they saw a shadow in the room with them they got up to leave and they said the shadow was following them they began running all over Daytona Beach screaming for help and trying to escape the shadow they eventually came across a house and were screaming for help and trying to break into the house when the police arrived Andrew was injured and covered in blood he didn't know how he got the injury he later blamed his bad choices on ecstasy maybe it was just their own Shadows chasing them eight Florida man throws lunch meat at police officer after trespassing at local business this Florida man was agitated when the police arrived he began berading the officer and threatened to steal his gun and walkie-talkie he claimed that he had a black belt in karate and Judo and and refused to comply with the officer shouting obscenities at him in what must have been a last resort attempt to threaten the officer he threw lunch meat at the officer and was promptly arrested for assault on an officer seven Florida man runs on the highway naked the unidentified Florida nudus dashed onto I75 dodging traffic and jumped onto the bed of a semi- the many bystanders captured video and pictures and then called 911 police arrived on the scene and were able to take the man to a nearby hospital for a medical and psychological evaluation the spokesperson of the sheriff's office said that while we don't know what may have precipitated this man's actions it's apparent that he was exhibiting abnormal behavior no kidding it's not every day that a naked man runs into standstill traffic in the pouring rain fantastic police work good Lord what a coach answer six Florida man throws Christmas tree at wife I don't think this guy was feeling the Christmas spirit that day after his wife asked him to help her make dinner they argued and in a fit of rage the man picked up the Christmas tree and threw it at his wife he then told her to leave and shoved her he later claimed that he had lost his temper and had been drinking look we can all get angry they are drunk sometimes but it's no excuse to be a Grinch and abuse people five Florida man shoots himself what's the first thing you do after new purchase you want to show it off impress your friends well that's exactly what a floor man did after he purchased a gun he took his new firearm to a bar and was showing it off to some unfortunate Patron while showing off the gun he pretended to put his gun in an imaginary holster and as he did so the gun went off and the bullet went into his torso he really showed off how cool he was there patrons flagged down some police officers but by the time they got there the man had left and gone to the hospital for what Florida man steals candles from Bath and Body Works sprays everyone with bare mace the headline alone is absolutely baffling but yes it's real a man in Miami stole many candles from a bath and bodyw workk store he managed to escape the store and the entire mall that the store was in by spraying nearly everyone in his way with bear mace he sprayed nearly 30 people before he left them Mall one of which had to be hospitalized from a direct hit to the eyes with the mace this video is not brought to you by Bath and Body Works three Florida man steals Kansas Highway Patrol car a Florida man was in the back of a police car in Kansas with his hands cuffed behind his back when the cop reported a motorcycle accident the Florida man managed to get into the front seat and drove away with the patrol car what followed was a lengthy car chase which only ended when the patrol car ran out of gas the man got out of the car and began to run away when they eventually got a hold of him his hands were still cuffed behind his back how he managed to go on an extended car chase with his hands behind his back is still a mystery to all knees knee driving this people do that all the time they shouldn't but they do two Florida man in garbage bag sets fire to garbage trucks in a horrible case of trash ontr violence a man wearing multiple garbage bags as a suit managed to set fire to several garbage trucks he then proceeded to break into the main waste management office and set that on fire as well this man CA millions of doll worth of damage and destroyed at least 10 different garbage trucks all costing at least $300,000 each one Florida man pulls three-foot sword on officers officers were investigating a car on the side of the road that was blocking a bike lane they discovered a man that was fully reclined in his car and began to question him they soon realized that the man gave him a fake name and asked him to step out of the car instead he reached back and pulled out a three- foot long sword with a dragon handle of course it did they attempted to tase the man but were unable to because he began poking the sword out of his window when they finally got him into custody they discovered marijuana and you guessed it meth so what are some crazy stories from your neck of the woods maybe not Florida or what are some other crazy Florida man headlines that that you've heard of in the past let us know in the comments below and like I said before don't forget to like share comment subscribe click the notification Bell you don't miss out on any new content do all that stuff follow my social medias and links below all of this interaction helps with our algorithm helps keep the channel going so we can bring more content to you guys I love you all as always I'll see you next [Music] time [Music] he

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Published: Mon Aug 28 2023