23 Times Homer Simpson Was The Best Man Ever

what do you mean you lost him he might have fallen into one of these machines oh my God this is lucky Red Hat he's a bug my boy's a buck damn you a [Music] bu well time to go to work little do they know I'm ducking out early to take the duff brewery tour rolling at 9 punch out at 5 that's the plan they don't suspect a thing well off to the plant then to the duff Brewery uh-oh did I say that or just think it I got to think of a lie fast om are you going to the duff Brewery help please someone throw me a stick don't struggle you'll only sink fast a fine looking don't okay no big deal stupid Lisa got to build fast cement try all right let's see English side ruined must use French instructions leg Grill what the hell is that come here get come on [Music] you yeah that's one fine looking Barbecue Pit why doesn't mine look like that God why why must life be so hard why must I fail in every attempt at masonry that man is the real Seymour Skinner keep looking shocked and move slowly towards the cake Hello I'd like to speak with a Mr snotball first name Yura Yura snotball what how dare you if I find out who this is I'll staple a flag to your butt and mail you to Iran H we didn't have a message when we left oh very odd hello mother Hello Father Here I am at Camp Granada Mar is leer Camp Grenada fre service here we come all right let's try the red one die okay I'll try the green let's try the red one again not again let's try and together okay don't panic remember what the instructor said if you ever get into trouble all you need to do is feels like I'm wearing nothing at all nothing at all nothing at all stupid sexy Flanders Oh my legs this is the worst pain [Applause] ever jingle jingle bell why are you doing that oh well this time you must be punished well you could punish me but no tricks boy I said I'm going to punish you and come hell or high water I wait a minute ice cream truck [Music] me me I do first now what were we talking about boy uh we were talking about the time you be jury duty oh yeah the trick is to say you're prejudiced against all Races Homer maybe I should drive oh I can see [Applause] fine that had nothing to do with guys I got a secret play I've been saving for the Olympics or possibly the final four and it goes something like this Skinner I want you to block out H Mo you take profession prank Homer you take grounds keeper willly no way am I taking grounds keeper willly yes you are are you a team player or not oh my goodness an untied shoelace I'll just get down on one knee and retie that eat my dust Mortals I'm okay he had to take the babysitter home then I noticed she was sitting on her sweet can I grab her sweet can oh just thinking about her can I just wish I had sweet can so Mr Simpson you admit you grabbed her can what do you have to say in your defense Mr Simpson your silence will only incriminate you further no Mr Simpson don't take your anger out on me get back get back Mr Simpson no dramatization may not I didn't know your dad was so interested in science science uh he didn't say science he said pie pants M pie pants this is launch Master Homer counting down 5 4 [Music] 3 my eyebrows my beautiful eyebrows over here [Music] Governor okay turn on into suction not working hello what is it an invitation to our high school reunion gee that's OD they didn't send one to you this is it Homer it's time to tell her the terrible secret from your past Marge I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom oh my God no the other secret Marge I never graduated from high school well that still doesn't EXP explain why you ate my soap wait maybe it does Homer you genius Jano oh no I'm sweating like Roger eert M Murphy you you are a elf uncontrollably I think we yo I know you can read my thoughts boy meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow kids would you step outside for a [Music] second dear Lord that's the loudest profanity I've ever heard Bina foso disputed Zone who called all these weird places quiet it might be you I can't remember no I'm going to ask Marge no no why embarrass us both just write a check and I'll release some more endorphins cool H now when I say hello Mr Thompson and press down on your foot you smile and Nod no problem hello Mr Thompson I think he's talking to [Music] you [Music] a [Applause] a

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Length: 9min 56sec (596 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 07 2024