18 Times Morty Was A Savage

that's it that's it Rick I'm taking the wheel get off of me I'm taking charge of this situation buddy what's I'm so around the dumb D you C just let you the whole world all right all right Morty all right all right I'll land I'll land I'll land I'll land the thing I land the thing big tough guy all of a [Music] sudden gross does all interdimensional TV have to rely on juvenile violence well summer maybe people that create things aren't concerned with your delicate sensibilities you know maybe the species that communicate with each other through the filter of your comfort are less evoled than the ones that just communicate maybe your problems are your own to deal with and maybe the public giving a [ __ ] about your feelings is a one-way ticket to Extinction jeez Morty I take it Katherine hefflefinger hasn't texted you back yet I don't want to talk about it okay guys let's go home my eat this boy you're really uh you're really going for it over there huh I uh I think uh I think those people were just hiding I don't give a okay Morty now you're just shooting corpses how do you like this okay buddy all right that's good good job time to go home Mr President if I've learned one thing today it's that sometimes you have to not give a Morty What's Happening Here Sumer got into my grandpa's garage messed around and turned herself into a monster my mom did the same to make her feel better she's a good mom oh my God I have to go call my mother wait Ethan Ethan hey it's okay sit down you made my sister cry Ethan you mess with her body image look Morty careful Ethan your s'more is burning people jeez I don't know oh jeez man that sucks that your Rick's making you do that he's not my Rick he's my partner oh jeez well maybe the uniform makes a big difference who am I to say to me you just look like a sidekick oh call me a sidekick one more time call me a sidekick man come on oh jeez see how I paint a wall it was the Morty Town Locos man the the Morty Town Locos do you realize how many codes you just violated a geez Rick what do I know about knowing stuff get in the car it's no problem uh a little more off the top you were saying garment district RI we were saying president Morty that we don't care who sits in that seat a rick a Morty a goddamn Jerry doesn't matter we've been running the Citadel since before the council and you'll find that we're still running it now does he really speak for everyone here yeah yeah well I think it's important to be clear raise your hand if he speaks for you is that enough off the top I don't know is it yes yes godamn it great good this seems like a good time for a drink and a cold calculated speech with Sinister overtones a speech about politics but speeches are for campaigning now is the time for Action summer he's happy I'm happy is that why you're doing this you don't want me and Rick to be happy no well then get your [ __ ] together get it all together and put it in a backpack all your [ __ ] so it's together and if you got to take it somewhere take it somewhere you know take it to the [ __ ] store and sell it or or put it in a [ __ ] Museum I don't care what you do you just got to get it together get your [ __ ] together Morty why would you want this to happen all you had to do is go away Stop Standing in the driveway talking about custody and either tell her you want to stay married or get on with your life but whatever you do stop being a baby and act like a man ma'am I'm afraid I have some bad news for you your money's no good here I I'll get the next round sir aren't you a child only in the ways that matter Morty Stacy I've been watching you drink Stacy I get the feeling you've got a hard job I wonder what it takes to please you that's the job I want part-time fulltime I want to be good at it bad at it I want to get promoted fired corner office hostile takeover workplace accident I'm on my knees Stacy praying worshiping begging whatever you want what do you think about that okay it Tink take his Morty away come with me yeah gladly jeez man Rick huh hey man you seem to know how this place works is there any way we could shut down that grid and Rescue all those Morty outside it would be pointless Morty have no chance of defeating a rick in here stop that's not fair just because you hate your own writing doesn't make me a bad person you like that you want me to cut to 3 weeks earlier we're Morty we're not defined by our relationships to Rick our destiny is our own hey keep it down why are you fighting can't you see you're all the same oh summer first race war huh Grace my genitals again taint washer and you'll be shipped to the Wasteland and as for you genital washer oh god look whoever you are you should know that killing me won't change a thing look man I'm just along for the ride on this one you know you're preaching of the choir here please slavery was a family business I didn't ask to be born into it if anything I'm the victim here who's stupid now [ __ ] Morty we just got him back that was amazing Morty oh my God I'm telling you these Shares are hot yeah that sounds like a good idea it's definitely a good idea DNE Dwayne Dwayne I get it now can you get me have I ever lied to you that's right and ask around I never do Dwayne let me put this real simple this stock is a beautiful redhead recently single not looking a date but ready to fall in love and Fate has put her locker two down from yours Dwayne two lockers down so step up or step off Dwayne blue pill or red pill what will it be bro totally understand Dwayne you're the boss Hein holds biotech million and a half at 30 three you little fing [Music] monster [Music] a [Music] [Applause] m he

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Length: 8min 2sec (482 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 17 2024