THE BEST OF The Other Guys

tell me again why you decided to get on this roof I think you can chalk that up to bad Life Choices did uh someone called 91 holy [ __ ] hey hey hey hey you shut your face if we want to hear you talk I will shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet all right bring it in come on bring it in a little bit just back up just right there just one a just a there you go right there right there his paperwork is like Bob's wife here it's thick ugly got Dan's fingerprints all over it stop humming that song stop being so overtly happy about doing [ __ ] work you [ __ ] my wife's making her famous devil eggs again my waist Line's Furious it's a bad time Bob cuz I'm going to tell you directly to your face no you don't have to no I don't like you the sound of your piss hitting the urinal it sounds feminine if I were a lion and you were a tuna I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend Lions don't like water but you find yourself in the ocean 20ft waves I'm assuming it's off the coast of South Africa coming up against a full grown 800 lb tuna you lose that battle you lose that battle nine times out of 10 and we now have a taste of line we've talk to ourselves we've developed a system to establish a beach head and aggressively hunt you and your family we will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp it's not going to be days at a time but an hour that will give us enough time to figure out where you live and then stalk you you just lost your your own game you're outgunned and outmanned did that go the way you thought it was going to go everybody calls me the Yankee Clipper cuz you shot Derek Jeter he's a biracial Angel you should have shot AA we honor the flag and you crap on it when you don't shoot your gun in the office here we go do it yes all right I'm going to give you this this is a dummy gun listen guys I'm working two jobs I'm working here I got another job at Bed Bath and Beyond you can't keep me cooped up in here okay I a peacock you got to let me fly Wednesday night is taco night at Riker's Island Go my watch him he maybe their OS pushed him off I don't know that [ __ ] was crazy wasn't even an awning in their Direction no I know jump 20 stories and at age 11 I audited my parents believe me there were some discrepancies what the hell are you you touch him I swear to God I'm going to beat the [ __ ] out of you with Allen's head 9:15 let's have a great day everybody cut the [ __ ] go get him guys a lot of energy a lot of focus shut up what do you think happened I woke up I took the belt off my my neck and I got in my car and I got out of there what are you going to do though you know bar mitvah I feel like we're literally driving around in a vagina this music makes me feel like I'm going shopping for a training bra America dude what did you yell America when you hit the accelerator nope no way to put your stamp on the crime scene guys my theurban [ __ ] one of these last night I didn't know they put tampons on wheels at the crime scene LOL good tweet good tweet that's a wooden gun gun oh hey Douglas how's the wife she died at a boy the way you fart even your farts they're not manly they sound like a baby blowing out the candles on a birthday cake like a little anything you do or say can be used what's the next part as a flotation device as a flotation device oh you know what that's very funny are you guys for real is am I being punked maybe we should uh call ourselves the for Breeze Brothers cuz it's feeling so fresh right now we were not smart Captain Jean just Captain not captain Jean I don't have a kitty show not not right now okay look they're not all first round picks okay you don't have to be polite okay she looks kind of shitty look if I put that in my Cosmo fashion app you you probably get a D minus Allan came into the ER with poison ivy on his rectum needless to say I fell for him immediately I had to go to a specialist to get my hips realigned similar to uh operating on a German Shepherd uh when they have uh hip dysplasia you found your red Prius great was trying to vote for nater come on we determined that a bunch of old homeless dudes had an orgy in the car oh God it's called a soup kitchen it's pretty rough stuff Mama Raccoon came along and gave birth on the floor placenta blew out all over the back window there some Joker comes along takes himself a Nifty little dump in the driver's seat this is what I would call a spite [ __ ] in fact they even left you a note here thanks for the F Shack love Dirty Mike in the boys found a deer vagina oh what thought it was human lips at first beep beep Arnold Palmer alert Arnold Palmer alert I did things in bed with you that I haven't done with anyone since no Christine is a lovely house it's christinith are you stupid or are you deaf you idiot you come to our house you get my wife's name right you go I love you say I love you Christ shaved Alan got if you with me you wouldn't be here in this strip club shaking it for dollar bills think we all experienced our own ballet today ballet of emotion feelings take a look what it says FBI female body inspector makes me laugh so me too don't do that [ __ ] anymore yeah believe me I won't I love bombs when they flew the Millennium falc outside of the Death Star it was followed by the explosion that was [ __ ] there's no way I don't have soft tissue Dam it going to do good C back C Now you listen to me you piece of [ __ ] I'll talk to you you're reasonable you want to talk to me I'm going to make you eat a PL of human [ __ ] I I thought you said bad cop bad cop I'm sorry my butterfly we are in Las Vegas all right we were we were kidnapped put on a freight train and shipped out here let me just stop you right there Jean how's the family good good leis thanks for asking my son's bisexual tremendous I'm going to hang on to the wind gun to give you back my real gun no it's a rape whistle you blow that if you're in in trouble I'm a peacock Captain you got to let me fly on this one peacocks don't fly they fly they fly a little they get a real running about as much as a penguin don't go chasing waterfalls is that accidental or you trying to quote TLC on purpose understand the reference You're a worthless piece of [ __ ] that's why I feel so sad all the time these bra short ribs taste like a dog's [ __ ] who in the world would slow roast a dog's [ __ ] I'm pregnant whose baby is that who's the man who did that to you gator [ __ ] better be using jimmies how you fellas doing we about to have us a little screw party in this red Prius over here if you want to join us with fingers in each other's pooper in a stranger's car with talk radio playing really loud it's going to be a nice evening we we got a jar of old mustard and we got a poodle and we're just going to get in there we're going to put some D's in some A's rub your dicks on the car as you run away you turn my beautiful Bri into a nightmare you listen to me you WIS and not wearing monkey when I come back and bust your ass we're locking David ersan in the Federal Reserve he still doesn't understand the concept look there's a lot to live for in this life soda pop big fresh can of soda pop we all know you're a scumbag and nobody cares about you that's that's worse than what I've say people down here are starting to murmur that you don't have the balls to do it I don't care yeah oh look he's flying let's see what we got on Hot Tips all right the new bath mats we got a serial rapist in Crown Heights I oh jeez I'm sorry that's from my other job I got to go go get him let's be careful out there she wants you on top of her and riding her like a bucking Branco while she sucks your thumb and says mommy like it he wants you to stare into each other's eyes without blinking while you do it lick the sex off each other I don't want to do this she wants to unplug all the clocks and have a three-day F Marathon she wants to walk wrong for a week because you guys F so hard no more and statistically speaking there's about 30 kids in here T of you going to be dead before your next birthday try your hardest to not be Black Or Hispanic it's a good tip high in progress yes gun gun chin investors we we were going to do a chin version of Jora the Explorer it went terribly wrong who's got the Golden Goose now [Music] huh he immediately called your bluff drop it or be dropped homeboy I hope you like the taste of prison food and penis we're losing them we're Los he's dying no I'm just resting I'm just resting oh I'm sorry just resting did I hurt you I'm going to go over and check on ter okay I got a bad knee hold up there you corporate lobbyists are spending Millions to make sure guys like ersan keep doing what they do d a cheater here's you guys next case thanks [Music] Derek

Channel: I love lamp

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Length: 9min 26sec (566 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 12 2024