HEY MATE IT'S JAMES. MY SCHEDULE'S JUST SHIFTED AND
I'VE GOT TWO URS OFF. I KNOW. DO YOU WANT TO HANG OUT? AWESOME, I'M AT CBS. YOU CAN COME PICK ME UP? GREAT. I'LL MEET YOU DOWN THERE. CHEERS, MAN. CHEE(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
>> James: HEY MAN, WHAT YOU DOING? >> READY FOR BEST TWO HOURS OF
YOUR LIFE? >> James: SURE, WHAT HAVE YOU
GOT PLANNED FOR US, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? >> RIDE SOME HOGS, BUDDY. >> James: RIGHT. >> YOU RIDE, RIGHT? >> James: YEAH, MAN, I
JUST --S THIS A LITTLE DIFFERENT TO THE HOG I'VE GOT AT HOME,
HOG-WISE. IT'S A DIFFERENT SORT OF HOG. >> THAT IS A 41 KNUCKLE AND THIS
IS A 36. >> James: LOOKS LIKE YOU
STOLE FROM IT MAD MAX. AND THAT'S A FINISH SEAT IS IT? >> THAT'S A SEAT BUDDY. THERE YOU GO, THERE YOU GO. YOU LOOK GOOD. >> James: I FEEL REALLY COLD
ON IT. THIS SEAT GETS QUITE HOT ISN'T
IT, ON THE LEGS? I HAVEN'T GOT ALL OF MY BIKING
LEATHERS BACK AT HOME. >> I THOUGHT YOU WOULD SAY THAT,
I BROUGHT LEATHERS FOR YOU. >> James: THAT'S GREAT NEWS. ALL RIGHT. NOW I'M READY. >> YES. YOU LOOK AWESOME. >> James: I FEEL, IT FEELS
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE. >> IT FEELS LIKE YOU WERE BORN
IN IT. [ ENGINE NOISE ]
>> James: SOUNDS LIKE IT'S ABOUT TO DIE. I DON'T KNOW THAT IT'S MY VIBE. >> I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT SAY THAT
SO I BROUGHT ANOTHER ONE. >> James: THAT'S GOOD, YOU
BROUGHT ANOTHER ONE. >> THERE WE GO! >> James: YES, NOW THIS IS
ME. >> PERFECT. >> JASON MOMOA SIDE PIECE, I
ABSOLUTELY LOVE -- >> LOVE THAT? NOW YOU'RE-
>> James: NOW WE'RE COOKING, THIS IS WHAT THE SIDE PIECE
WEARS, OKAY, YEP, I'LL DO IT. WHAT'S THE LAST PERSON TO USE
THIS SIDE CAR ELTON JOHN, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT IT FEELS
LIKE. WHOA, YEAH, BABY! WHOA, YEAH, THIS IS IT NOW. I'M MOMOA'S SIDE PIECE, BABY! GIMME 5! OH MY GOD, THAT IS TOO FAST,
THAT IS TOO FAST NOW! REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO FROZEN
TOO. WHAT HAPPENS WEEKENDS. OKAY SO WHAT ARE WE DOING? >> A LIMB ARCHERY. >> James: REALLY? >> YEAH MAN. >> James: IS THIS SOMETHING
YOU DO IN YOUR TIME OFF? YOU ENJOY DOING THIS? >> YOU KNOW WHO GOT ME INTO
THIS? MY WIFE. >> James: YOU HAVE TARGETS AT
HOME? >> HAVE A TOMAHAWK COURSE AND
WOE AND ARROW. >> James: I NEVER FELT LESS
OF A PLAN. WHEN YOU ARE THROWING TOMAHAWKS,
I'M LITERALLY WATCHING THE BAKE-OFF. >> PULL BACK, PULL BACK. YEAH, YOU DIDN'T HIT ANYONE. TRY IT AGAIN. GET IT. >> James: AH! GENUINE PAIN. HOW ARE YOU -- DOES THAT EVEN --
>> HEY! >> James: UNLESS YOU ARE
AIMING FOR THE WHITE, THAT MAKES YOU LOOK BETTER. >> HEY BUDDY, YOU READY, LITTLE
WILLIAM TELL EXCEPT FOR ON MY SHOW, WE'RE GOING TO DO A LITTLE
TRUST EXERCISE, I KNOW YOU LOVE THEM. PUT THE APPLE ON YOUR HEAD AND
THEN HERE, RIGHT HERE. THAT WAY IN CASE I MISS --
>> James: WELL DON'T SAY THAT. >> IF I MISS IT WILL HIT THE
TARGET. I'M GOING TO BE BLIND FOLDED. >> James: THERE'S NO WAY
YOU'RE GOING TO SHOOT AN ARROW THROUGH THE APPLE ON MY HEAD. THERE'S NO REASON FOR THIS. I ALREADY THINK YOU ARE AMAZING. YOU'RE NOT MARKING THIS PROPERLY
WITH KNOWING WHERE I AM. >> I CAN HEAR YOUR VOICE. >> James: YOU PROMISE ME --
I'M NOTMOVING I'M NOT MOVING. >> FEEL LIKE YOU'RE MOVING. >> James: I'M NOT MOVING, I'M
NOT MOVING. CAN YOU HEAR MY VOICE? >> YES. >> James: KEEP HEARING MY
VOICE AND GO! >> DID I GET IT? >> James: WHAT WAS THAT? >> BRO, I GOT THE APPLE. >> James: I'VE BEEN -- LOOK
HOW TAWRL I AM, IT WITH WOULD HAVE BEEN IN MY FACE. >> I CAN FEEL WHERE THE APPLE
WAS,OU CHANGED IT. DON'T BE SO DRAMATIC. >> James: I APOLOGIZE FOR
BEING SO DRAMATIC AS YOU SHOOT AN ARROW INTO MY FACE. >> IT HURTS ME THAT YOU DIDN'T
TRUST ME. >> James: HOWEVER MUCH IT
HURTS, THAT WOULD HAVE HURT A LOT MORE. WHAT ARE WE DOING? >> ON THE SET OF "SEE" USE IT TO
NAVIGATE, I WAS TRAINED USING THE WHIP. SO I WANTED TO SHOW YOU HOW TO
DO IT. PUT THESE ON. >> James: WHY DO I NEED THESE
ON? >> TRUST ME, YOU'LL WANT THEM
ON. WE HAD A MASTER WHIPPER COME AND
TEACH US HOW TO MAKE ALL THE NOISES. >> James: OH (BLEEP) OH MY
GOD. OH MY GOD WHAT IS THE --
>> TEACH YOU HOW TO DO THAT. >> James: WHAT'S THE POINT OF
THIS? WHY DO YOU DO THIS? >> LITTLE TESTOSTERONE. >> James: BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT
YOU'RE LACKING? >> IT CALMS ME AND FEELS GOOD,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? >> James: YOU DO IT TO CALM
DOWN? IT'S YOUR WAY OF CALMING DOWN IS
BASICALLY TRAINING FOR THE HUNGER GAMES? IF WE'VE GOT TWO HOURS I'LL DO
IT. >> WAIT WE GOT TO START WITH
THIS ONE FIRST. OKAY? >> James: I MEAN LIKE I DON'T
FEEL INADEQUATE ENOUGH ALREADY. YOU'VE GOT A HUGE WHIP AND I --
I UNDERSTAND, I GET IT. >> IT'S JUST SO WE GET THE
TECHNIQUE DOWN. IT'S ALL IN THE WRIST. YONEED A SUPPLE LOOSE WRIST
FOR THIS. SNAP, OKAY? PAINT THE HOUSE, YOU DON'T KNOW
ME, RIGHT? >> James: PAINT THE HOUSE,
YOU DON'T KNOW ME. IT'S LIKE OH MY LOVE ♪ ♪ MY
DARLING ♪ ♪ I'VE HUNGERED FOR YOUR TOUCH ♪
♪ A LONG, LONELY NIGHT ♪ ♪
>> THIS ONE, OKAY, NOW WATCH. STEP OUTSIDE. I'M A RAINBOW. POINT. >> James: THIS IS REALLY
MAKING ME THINK OF RAINBOWS. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
>> NOW YOU'RE DOING IT, GOOD. >> James: I 100% FEEL LIKE
RIGHT NOW I FEEL LIKE I COULD PUNCH A TIGER. >> YOU'RE A RAINBOW. >> James: I'M A RAINBOW. I'M A (BLEEP) RAINBOW! >> RAINBOW POINT! HEY, HA HA! >> James: WHOA IT'S ONLY NOW
I REALIZE I WAS DEAD BEFORE THIS MOMENT. THAT'S HOW FAR, I'M GOING TO GO
HOME AND I'M GOING TO MAKE LOVE TO MY WIFE! NOW WHAT'S THIS NOW JASON, WHY
HAVE YOU PUT AN EGG THERE? >> BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO WHIP
IT, WHIP THE EGG, TRY TO CRACK IT. RAINBOW AND POINT, GET IT. >> James: IMAGINE IF I DO
THIS. IF I DO THIS IT'S GOING TO BE
THE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE. HEY JASON MOMOA, YOU KNOW WHAT
I'D SAY? YOU CAN'T MAKE AN OMELET WITHOUT
CRACKING A FEW EGGS. YOU CAN'T MAKE AN OMELET WITHOUT
CRACKING A FEW EGGS. WIOUT CRACKING A FEW EGGS. THAT WAS CLOSE. WITHOUT CRACKING A FEW EGGS. OOH! >> OOH! MY GOSH! MOMENT! >> James: I DID IT ON THE
FIRST TRY! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! >> GRRR! >> James: I CAN'T BELIEVE I
SAID IT AT THE EXACT MOMENT I SAID THAT LINE. >> YOU LIKE SPLIT THE LOG. IT IS, YOU SPLIT THE LOG WITH
YOUR FURY. >> James: I WOULD LITERALLY
QUIT MY JOB JUST TO HANG OUT WITH YOU EVERY DAY. I SWEAR TO GOD THAT WAS TRUE.