15 Most Inappropriate Disney Toys Ever Made

Disney has made toys movies and games that keep us all young at heart but even they can miss the mark sometimes we found some pretty inappropriate toy fails that Disney definitely shouldn't have made we still can't believe the last one check these out new here subscribe to the things channel to stay up to date on our latest videos and give us a big thumbs up if you like this video now here are the 15 most inappropriate Disney toys ever made inappropriate Tarzan you know how Tarzan beats on that chest and Bella's at that Tarzan yell that the whole jungle can hear with all of the technology of today it should be pretty easy to make a Tarzan toy that beats out of his chest and does the Tarzan yell right well apparently not Disney came up with a toy called the rad repeating Tarzan and it's not the most appropriate tour in the world the doll does a Tarzan yell and he definitely beats something but it's only with one hand and it looks very similar to another wild activity geez Tarzan can't you find a hut or a cave to do that in children are watching you would think that this is the only inappropriate Tarzan doll we found if you thought that well you would be wrong but let's put a pin in that for now sit on the princesses what when we saw this Disney kids item we couldn't help but to rethink the lyrics to Belle's opening number after seeing this seat we thought the song could say there must be so much more to this provincial place now why don't you come and sit on my never mind that's way inappropriate much like this Disney Princess wishes and dreams soft potty seat it's a hilarious potty training device after the kids sing with their favorite Disney Princesses they can drop a deuce while sitting on their faces now Ariel was really going to be part of your world a kids actually it looks like Ariel is not on this seat it's only Belle Aurora and Cinderella who had the distinct honor of witnessing all your bathroom activity up close and personal haven't those ladies been through enough already cut these girls some slack what is feekiee doing to Simba in the Lion King Rafiki is a trusted friend to Simba he helps Simba defeat scar and claim his rightful place as the king of Pride Rock and we all remember that classic opening seeing where Rafiki holds baby Simba up before the Kingdom where all the animals are joyous and bow while the song circle of life plays that was a great scene no toy could ever mess up that moment right oh boy we were wrong here is a Disney toy that has Simba in a very compromising position and it appears that Rafiki is asking if you can feel the love tonight if you watch the motion of the toy you'll be astonished that this thing ever made it into the world seriously what were they thinking this makes us see Rafiki in a whole different light yikes Minnie Mouse cleaning set you know how older Disney movies to pick girls cleaning a lot in the days of Snow White and Cinderella it seems that cleaning and singing were all Disney Princesses know how to do but with girl power films like mulana brave and Mulan it seemed like Disney turned a corner and empowered girls to be their own heroes and go on their own adventures and then they made this toy introducing the Minnie Mouse cleaning set now you can forget all that archery voyaging on the sea and fighting for your country because there's dust on the windowsill this toy is clearly geared towards girls it's branded with Minnie Mouse and there's a little girl on the Box we tried to find a Mickey Mouse cleaning set but all we could find was this tool set way to pigeon-holed both genders Disney The Little Mermaid original home video cover the popcorn popping the snuggly blankets are ready and you're just about to put on your favorite Disney movie but when you grab the Little Mermaid full movie you notice something odd on the cover this is the g-rated Disney film and not a horrible mistake from the wrong side of the video store right this was the experience of startled Disney fans when they got this version of The Little Mermaid home video if you look at the picture on the cover it seems King Triton's Castle has something a bit extra to offer did the illustrator just fall onto the drawing with his pants down leave it to a dude to think what lies between his legs should be gold sparkling and strong enough to hold up a castle subconscious Envy problem much paging dr. Freud wreck-it Ralph underwear we love wreckit-ralph who doesn't but some merchandising can go a little bit too far we love the part of the movie where Ralph is about to smash up the building in the video game and he owes his catchphrase I'm gonna rock that catchphrase on its own is tame and pretty much appropriate on any toy but we found one place where it is definitely not appropriate introducing kids underwear with Ralph's bursting through a brick wall on one side in the phrase I'm gonna wreck it on the other we're not underwear experts but we're pretty sure kids underwear shouldn't make that statement we can think of two reasons off the top of our heads and both of them are things we shouldn't say just notice me seriously no inappropriate Tigger the wonderful things about Pinkett it figure the wonderful things that bouncy googly happy and cuddly what's not to love you might be asking yourself what anyone could possibly make Tigger inappropriate for children well we've got your answer introducing the Tigger doll Oh put that thing away Tigger we know it's supposed to be his tail but the placement is not okay and there's a little flower on the tip to soften the proverbial blow no pun intended seriously guys mine's out of the gutters this is a doll for children we're hoping this is a fluke packaging mistake and not that all the Tiggers are displayed like this Tigger seems to be quite fond of his tail let's just hope he doesn't bounce on that thing this is so inappropriate but we're laughing out loud Mickey Mouse microphone so what was happening in the toy makers room when they decided to make a phallic toy that encourages kids to put their mouths on it that's what we wanted to know when we saw this Mickey Mouse microphone maybe these toy designers should have been studying in anatomy class what parent would want their kid to play with this toy imagine all the interesting songs that could be sung on this microphone like tuba snake boogie my red joystick or don't touch my willy yes folks these are all real song titles we're starting to get the impression that there are too many men designing Disney toys and these men can't stop thinking about their junk for long enough to make a toy we promised you Disney toy makers there is more to life and here's Tarzan again remember when we told you to put a pin any inappropriate Tarzan doll fun well it's time to pull out that pin because we just found a hilarious Tarzan toy fail this one's hysterically inappropriate it's just called a vine jammin Tarzan are these toy makers just a bunch of teenage boys look at that vine he's holding or is that a snake regardless it starts where it shouldn't and it coils up before he tamed that loincloth snake with his tight gripping fists this is just too easy to make fun of and don't even get us started on the name they came up with vine jam and Tarzan could you be any less obvious put your vine away Tarzan you shouldn't be jamming that thing anywhere someone sure is obsessed with a certain part of their Anatomy over at Disney Olaf guts for kids if you're looking for an easy way to totally traumatize your kids with a sweet treat on a hot summer day look no further introducing Olaf's no guts if your kids love the idea of disemboweling their favorite Disney character diz name as gotcha Covered with this fun summer toy Olaf will commit hari-kari before your very eyes you can enjoy his tasty insides while the light leaves his eyes but the smile on his face remains seppuku snowcone anyone these snow cones will satisfy your child's sweet tooth as well as his appetite for snowman carnage he can look into his victims eyes and laugh as he savors every morsel of Olaf's tender and trails for real why couldn't the snow just come out of a cup that Olaf is holding that is sick people stop torturing the poor snowman what is going on with this Donald Duck ride we want to know what genius decided to MacDonald Ducks beak aim straight for the writers crotch this ride would have been totally appropriate if they had just flipped to the bird okay flip to the duck around so kids could ride on his back what were they thinking sure kids are too young to understand what is implied here still do we really want kids to think that anyone's face should be down there even if they aren't facing Donald Duck on the ride that would still make him a total butt sniffer no one wants to see their favorite duck sniffing butts seriously no one we can't even imagine how the ride is supposed to move once it's turned on it can only get worse right get your beak out of here Donald this ride is not okay Winnie the Pooh Winnie the Pooh is a sweet fun-loving bear who lives in the Hundred Acre Wood and loves honey but apparently who has an odd request he wants kids to put rings on his crotch tower pelvic pointer no really guys let's not try to make fun of poor Winnie the Pooh maybe it's the morning and he just woke up you know about morning Hundred Acre Wood right he's probably having a major honey dream it's not his fault and he is just as embarrassed as you are now somebody get that bear a notebook so he can hide that thing we're just praying that all the rings that go on this toy are not pink how are we gonna get this image out of our heads by moving on to the next wildly inappropriate totally of course Buzz Lightyear to the rescue Buzz Lightyear has got an intergalactic mission just for you you can tell he's really excited about this mission by the way his straw is pointing up to infinity and beyond and they expect kids to suck out of that straw oh come on that's an image we do not want to see and look at how confident buzz is about it all he's just standing there straw sticking out in the wind with his arms crossed and that smug look on his face he is very proud of that disproportionately sized straw isn't he he thinks it's very impressive as if this guy needs another reason to be full of himself put it away buzz save it for your straw fight with Emperor Zurg we're willing to bet that he probably thinks his straw is the biggest one in the galaxy anyway frozen bikini Disney's frozen is probably the biggest toy and clothing franchise of all time you can't go to any department store without seeing Elsa Anna and Olaf on toys clothes and accessories but why stop with winter attire they really thought of everything when they designed this bikini about an ice princess who curses the kingdom to endure an eternal winter pool party here is the frozen print bikini bottom perfect for the Summer Sun which would melt sweet little Olaf without the little snow Elsa cloud put over his head now if you look closely you'll see how this bikini is really inappropriate is that a flower in the middle with an upside-down v-shaped window leading up to it again that Disney merchandise designers might want to take an anatomy class so they would know what to avoid Hannah Montana what have you done now we all know how controversial Miley Cyrus can be but who knew her days of controversy began during her Hannah Montana days Disney thought would be a fantastic idea to sell young fans this concert candy their sweet and sour candies which the packet says are all individually wrapped for portion control cuz you don't want your daughter guzzling down too many of these okay real talk who in the world thought it would be a good idea to make these gummies flesh-toned if that's what the guitar-shaped ones look like we shudder to imagine what the microphone ones look like you got us good Miley we can't believe they actually put these on the market these inappropriate toys Hannah's laughing out loud do you have a favorite inappropriate Disney toy do you know of any ones that we missed tell us about it in the comment section below and that's all for the 15 most inappropriate Disney toys ever made thanks for watching the things bye [Music]

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Length: 11min 23sec (683 seconds)

Published: Thu May 10 2018