10 Messed Up Toys NO KID Would Want As A Present

[Music] get ready to laugh because we found some pretty hilarious epic toy fails there is no chance any kid would actually want to play with these seriously nothing could have prepared us for this last one on this list if you're new to the things be sure to subscribe and give this video a big thumbs up if we made you laugh now let's check out the 10 messed up toys no kid would want as a present don't be a horse's behind this Chinese toy seems innocent enough but it looks like a pretty blue horse with a blue mane and wait is that a blonde tail apparently you could pull the horse apart so you can see this inside let's talk about why that alone is pretty terrifying to a child horses aren't supposed to split down the middle and open up like that that's not how horses work but what was found inside is the most bizarre thing ever that blonde tail is attached to a severed doll head who thought this was a good idea we have so many questions is this a blue child eating horse if so how did it swallowed this girl's head hole does it have the ability to open its jaws like a snake and where's the rest of the dolls body for real what was the process in making this thing was the horse toy maker distract because he forgot to make a tail for the horse and then ran into a doll maker who was agonizing over what to do with all his extra doll heads is it possible they came together confident that this was the best solution to the problem this is like a reverse Godfather situation nesting dolls nesting dolls are a classic toy these dolls are meant to be a symbol of fertility and big families they are called mother dolls in Russia and they are the most purchased souvenir in that country but not every one of them can be a winner this toy designers started out strong the first doll looks artistic detailed and full of life but it seems as the artist got to the last doll he lost a bit of steam the dolls go from having sparkling artistic facial expressions to mischievous little dots for eyes with lines for eyebrows that make us think these dolls are going to be in trouble with the law when they grow up by the last one he's not even trying anymore the flower devolves from one with purple flowers that have depth and beauty to five little white dots that last when a doll or a baby carrot with a face on it we wanted to make sure this isn't the norm so we checked into it other toy makers took the time to meticulously paint detail even the smallest doll in this toy fail however by the last doll it seems the guy just gave up four legged duck we're no experts on duck Anatomy but it appears something just isn't right here from our own experiences where we walked through the park and looked at ducks with our eyes we remembered a few key things about our feathered friends they have beaks wings a feather tail and two webbed feet but something about this stuffed toy duck has us shaking our heads let's go down the duck Anatomy checklist it's got a beak check it's got a feather on the top of its head check it's got wait a minute are we seeing this right yep that's a four-legged duck my friends the person who made this toy needs to get outside more or at the very least watch a nature show on TV what's wrong with this dude maybe he lives in the next nuclear power plant where Ducks are mutated to have four legs you know like the three legged fish in the Simpsons regardless it would be pretty irresponsible to give this toy to a confused child we wouldn't want her to grow up thinking Ducks have four legs we wondered what other stuffed animals are on the production line a one-legged zebra or how about a three armed sloth somebody failed geography this car has got all the elements of the Australian outback it's got desert like sands eucalyptus trees kangaroos a red desert sunset and the word Austria written on the fender not everyone can ace it every time this toy designer clearly failed geography now we will admit we had to look up the exact location of Austria but we definitely knew it was nowhere near the country of Australia ready for a geography lesson here we go the Republic of Austria is located in Central Europe is bordered by the Czech Republic and Germany to the north Hungary and Slovakia to the east Slovenia and Italy to the south and Switzerland to the west most of Austria is covered by mountains alpine region for the dozens of lakes peppered throughout these mountains what it doesn't have our red sandy deserts and kangaroos Australia is way south on the planet eight thousand eight hundred and twenty-five miles south to be exact we realize that this is a typo but we think it's a hilarious one it just goes to show that even if you fail geography at school you can still go on to have a mediocre career at the toy factory that spreads boss information to children an armless bear without a body imagine for a moment that it's Christmas morning you run downstairs to see presents under the tree you run to the teddy bear perched playfully next to a present box and you giggle with delight because you got the teddy bear you've been dreaming of when you hug his little stuffed body it feels a little strange you feel for its puffy belly and something doesn't feel right you decide to investigate so you remove its cute little sweater when you take the sweater off you realize that it's cute little bear arms are coming off with the sweater then you look down in horror to find two weird floppy long legs they go all the way up to its neck and that's the moment you realized you were going to need therapy for a long time how traumatic with this be to a young child were they on a major time crunch at a teddy bear factory who knew that making teddy bears was such a high stress gig this looks like the most bizarre before-and-after set of pictures this teddy bear has a serious case of armless leg syndrome hopefully this is the only one of its kind so creepy I am a sweet baby let's have fun together we love the fact that the package says the phrase I am a sweet baby let's have fun together this baby looks like a lot of things but sweet is not the first thing that comes to mind this baby looks like he might steal your car robbed your house and run a local money-laundering ring out of the basement but he's definitely falling short in the sweet and fun Department this baby looks like he just got out of the slammer and is trying desperately to convince the parole board that he is a changed infant this is the last thing a kid would see before he got his lunch money and his trike stolen a more accurate phrase where the box would be I am a crime boss let's do a jewel heist together we've never felt so compelled to call a baby a big fat liar before and what parent would give this terrifying thing to a kid this would be the punishment doll tell Timmy he'd better behave or he's gonna get two minutes in the closet with the Eastern European thug baby this baby looks like it ate Daniel Craig right after he said I'm a sweet baby let's have fun together ghost story Mini Mouse when a child is afraid of the dark many parents try to help her get over her fears by giving her a nightlight that seems like a good idea until you see something like this this Minnie Mouse nightlight is adorable it seems sweet and innocent enough that is during the day at night it's a pretty dramatic difference when the lights go out Minnie goes from a sweet and playful to dark and sinister she seems like she would actually enjoy it if a child would wet the bed and terror does this nightlight softly play heavy metal - maybe something like the song let the bodies hit the floor or inter Sandman this nightlight is hilariously terrifying it looks like Minnie has a frightening ghost story and she is shining a flashlight on her face for that earring nightmarish effect what did she do to Mickey someone better send out a search and rescue because it looks like Minnie is into some dark stuff after the Sun Goes Down this nightlight will definitely help a kid get over his fear of the dark because after seeing this he would happily take Lane in the dark over staring at the shadows of those ears and that creepy smile we need the poon with dentures when we see this rendition of the sweet honey loving bear from the Hundred Acre Wood we have a few questions why why why is this terrifying stuffed bear meant to be a cautionary warning to children about what will happen if you Gorge out on honey everyday and don't brush your teeth did the toy makers still these dentures from an old man we are imagining the thought process that resulted in this ridiculous frightening finished product what's he thinking ah forget the nose noses are overrated you know what would make this toy better man-sized choppers if they don't fit pull out a horse snout there now it's got a horse fair face with no nose perfection can you imagine the horrified look on a kid's face at seeing this monstrosity for the first time be careful kid if you misbehave this bears gonna bite your face off we're not even sure Winnie the Pooh has teeth he has a sweet squishy honey-glazed smile that looks nothing like this creepy stuffed toy it looks like this bear and a set of toy toppers and can't spit them out we hope the kid who got this bear wasn't scarred for life star wars airs this one has so many hilarious things going on we don't even know where to start but we're going to take a crack on it this is an obvious example of a toy manufacturer in a different country who has no idea what the Star Wars franchise is trying to capitalize on merchandise without getting sued for trademark violations it seems like they were a bit off on the translations or they decided they could come up with something better than George Lucas did at the top at Reed's galaxies are far far away lol then it changed the name to Star Wars and apparently in this galaxy Ralph Macchio is working as karate farmer and you eight Samuel Jackson he's going to need to be pretty tough to defeat door ladder don't you think Yoda isn't even called Yoda on the package he has been downgraded to just wise puppet so in this version of Star Wars the wise Sam Jackson puppet teaches Ralph Macchio to grow potatoes and then karate chop them into fries so he can be strong enough to fight door ladder and resist going to the dark slide it's your standard epic tale of gourd vs. stevia Harry baby you can shave so what you've learned from this picture of a hairy ginger baby is that we know nothing of the world apparently there the country out there we're bored children begged their parents to buy them a doll with Sasquatch hair growing out of its calves and a serious case of aggressive puberty why you might ask so they can shave it makes perfect sense this doll looks like it ate a muppet that didn't agree with him and didn't make it to the bathroom on time and what's with the odd hair wings on the back of its shoulders there is a place on this earth where babies look like this we never want to go there why would any kid be obsessed with shaving red hair off of a baby body and who has given these kids razors this is the stuff nightmares are made up seriously you can't unsee this someone out there thought they would finally get to the bottom of the hairy ginger baby doll shortage that was plaguing a nation of sad disappointed children quick tip if a baby has bushy armpit hair the first step isn't to shave it you better get that kid to the science lab so doctors can study it yikes and that's it pretend mess of toys no kid would want as a present thanks for watching see you next time [Music]

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Length: 10min 26sec (626 seconds)

Published: Fri May 04 2018