15 MINUTES WITH DANNY KAYE

first you put your tuning close up high swing to the left swing them to the right step around the floor kind of nice and light and then you twist around twist around with all of your might spread your loveing arms way out in space you do the Eagle Rock with such style and grace you put your left foot out and then you bring it back that's what I [Music] call [Music] I wonder why nobody don't like me or is it a fact that I'm ugly I wonder why nobody don't like me or is it a fact that I'm ugly I leave my whole house and go my children don't want me no more that dog inside the house they bring and when I talk they start to sing mama look boo boo they shout they might tell them shut up your mouth that this your daddy oh no my daddy can be ugly so shut your mouth look up shut your that's ethy wouldn't even digest me some stomach trouble due to the children's Behavior John yes p come here a moment bring the belt you much too impudent John says it's James who started first what James say James tells the story in reverse what you say I drag Bel from off the W what you do you should hear them screaming around the place mama look boo boo they shout their mother tell them shut up your mouth your daddy no my daddy can be ugly so shut your mou [Music] shut your mou [Music] [Music] away that's ethnic no that's nervousness so I began to question the mother these children ain't got no Behavior who you question so I began to question the mother what you say these children ain't got no Behavior they play with you my wife decare you should be proud of them my dear these children were taught to bloom and slack that ain't no kind of joke to crack I'm my look boo boo they shout they mother tell them shut up your mouth that this your daddy my daddy be ugly so shut your MTH go [Music] away shut your mouth go away [Music] Shut Your [Applause] Love gee this place is so beautiful certainly is a cocktail before dinner for Mel uh Miss Dinsmore oh heavens no I I never but you go right ahead oh I never indulge somehow I surmised that yes I did oh thank [Music] you [Music] uh do you peruse anything that particularly happens to strike your fancy foodwise that is well everything is so delectable uh why don't you order for it oh well it's been so long since I had the filet mnan H Orcs peted Poise uh by the way how do you prepare that here it's very much like but the be and the oh may I suggest good I am [Music] sure may I say in all hestness and sincerity Miss Dinsmore that that is one of the most beautiful attractive dresses that I have ever seen Miss Dinsmore call me Naomi well I certainly didn't want to appear forward Naomi you're sweet Charlie don't you oh look our salad indeed shall we let's [Music] [Music] m [Music] [Music] gee it's just like a dream us being here yeah isn't [Music] it [Music] [Laughter] oh look cauliflower isn't that [Music] cute you know right from the very first time that I my this salad dressing is delicious right from the very first time that you tipped over the water cooler at the office I knew that you were something special I never laughed so much in my life say this salad dressing has a very delicate flavor yeah yeah it has a uh a regular [Music] aroma yes it's pungent that's what it is I was trying to think of the word that's it it has a definite [Music] punge you know at the Christmas party at the Christmas party when you put that lampshade on your head and you lit your nose I thought I'd Die this is a real good [Laughter] salad waiter I'd like some more of that salad but don't put any of that green stuff in it ladies and gentlemen Mr Louis [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Armstrong [Applause] [Music] how are you Pops man I never felt better than headless look at the way he you know when he when he when he smiles he lights up the entire Studio doesn't he yes I got to get a demma Daddy I got to get a demma Daddy what poy do you remember a song we did in a picture some time ago a little thing about the Saints you remember how it goes don't you I remember how it stops even you do remember how it stops even well I think we better get started before we get stopped going even huh okay oh when the saints When the Saints Go Marching In Go Marching In When the Saints Go in yes I want to be in that number the Saints go and when the saints When the Saints Go Go who's going to play on the Day When the Saints Go Marching them well Lou I'll explain that now the mostest and the greatest from the oldest to the latest don't whenou what about he no and solid man and B that great old Mass yeah that great old Massa with the gaser but M AR the most with all the Symphonies and operas and all that jazz you think R off on and off rimsky oh of course of course good stop M yeah but don't forget fat swallow wouldn't do that BL that twist that can't resist yeah yeah put this on that L here we go W [Music] is go [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] and often do you very often how about partner and hid who Joseph hide who hid let him come out hide in what's his name and you know [Music] [Music] that [Music] [Music] it [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] it

Channel: Buzz Stephens

Views: 734,600

Keywords: danny, kaye, lucille, ball, louis, armstrong, vintage, variety, comedy, music, sketch

Id: 7ELlLtL3VBA

Length: 14min 36sec (876 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 30 2013