- [Dan] What time is it? - Do I have to do the thing? Mail time! (Dan laughs) - [Mitchell] I'm worried about this box. 'Cause it's like, - [Dan] Rolly? - [Mitchell] It's rolly. And heavy. I think I remember hearing the human head is 11 pounds. We have an 11 pound box that rolls (box rattling) (patting) - [Dan] How do you know
that's how much a head weighs? - I thought it was, like,
everybody knew that. The human head weighs 11 pounds. It makes the world go around, like, it's a saying. (Dan laughs) - [Dan] Let's open it
up, let's see if we found Hitler's long lost mummified head. - [Mitchell] Don't be gross, Dan. (Dan laughs) - [Dan] That's a nice
looking cutty thingy. - [Mitchell] What do you call this, Dan? - [Dan] That is called a Tanto II, from waterjetkives.com. Go there if you wanna make your own. - [Mitchell] Are they the
sponsors of today's video? - [Dan] They are now.
(knife clangs) Yeah, it could still be a head. - [Mitchell] It very
well could be, yeah yeah. - [Dan] All-small head. - [Mitchell] Shrunken head? It appears to be a solid
ball of electrical tape. But there's a note that we, so rudely, didn't read first. - [Dan] So it is rude to just
go straight for the gift. - We watch your channel
and wanted to see you either cut in half, or shoot, or both, this big role of electrical
tape our uncle made. Damon, Brentley and Cambria. - [Dan] Is this their weird uncle? - I...I don't know. Probably. If there's an uncle making balls of tape (Dan laughs)
I think it's safe to say that yes, this is the weird uncle. - [Dan] He's the weird one. (ball bouncing) - [Dan] Like, that is hard (laughs). - That's how you know it's hard, when you throw it on the ground. - [Dan] Next step is just to cut it in half. - [Mitchell] Wait, what is the hunk of ice and drinks doing over there, Dan? - [Dan] (laughs) Um... This is us working on a different video, that's not panning out, so... Ignore this, and maybe
you'll see it in the future. (laughs) No longer need that. (thud) That. (thud) That. (thud) (lively electronic music) (lively electronic music) (lively electronic music) (lively electronic music) (lively electronic music) (lively electronic music) - [Mitchell] Oh my gosh. - [Dan] That looks like solid plastic. It feels like solid plastic. (Mitchell laughs)
- [Dan] It's like doing a cut on a bowling ball. - [Mitchell] You cannot see individual strands of tape in there. - [Dan] See, like little layers? Rings like a tree, but... - [Mitchell] So how many...
- [Dan] There's zero air gap in there though. (hissing sounds) - [Dan] That is incredible. - [Mitchell] That's one weird uncle. Are you that weird uncle
in your family, Dan? - [Dan] I am. - The Waterjet uncle? - [Dan] Are you that weird uncle? - Oh yeah. Uncle, why did Jack lick this? (Dan laughs) - You're gonna have to edit that out. That sounded too weird. (Dan laughs) - [Mitchell] Yeah, I
thought maybe you'd see like, a small ball or
something in the middle. Whereas...
- [Dan] Well yeah, you can't even see, like, how it started. Like, how did he start it? - How many rolls of tape
do you think this was? - [Dan] Lick it. - 114. - [Dan] There you go. Let's make this new trend on YouTube. You had aluminum foil balls, you had...I don't know what other trends there were, having to do with balls. - Um... - [Dan] This is the new
trend, electrical tape balls. - We did rubber band ball, that was cool. - [Dan] Rubber band ball. (hissing sounds) - [Dan] Next package. This one, uh... - This one we're a little
more embarrassed by. - [Dan] Without showing, uh... - I won't show the information. We need to cross this one off. This was mailed on September 2nd, 2017. So we've had it for almost
two and a half years. - [Dan] We're cleaning out some space for remodeling the office. Which is what Craig's doing up there. - [Mitchell] It's late 'cause
(Dan laughs) It's made out to Waterjet Shannel Babes. (Dan laughs) It must be us. (knife slicing) (paper rustling) - [Dan] We've got balls. Hey, I think we've got
a theme going on here. - Cut these cricket balls
and lick them, please. Uncle Sean. Cricket balls. This looks like a tennis ball, it feels like something heavy. - [Dan] It's a solid core tennis ball. Which I assume is for cricket. - [Mitchell] How do you
know it's solid core? - [Dan] Yeah, well, it
just feels solid core. - [Mitchell] You said it like you knew. - [Dan] Well, I know
in my heart that it is. - We gotta cut it in half to know, Dan. (lively electric music) (lively electronic music) (lively electronic music) (lively electronic music) (lively electronic music) - [Mitchell] I'm calling
solid core tennis ball. - [Dan] No, that's the wrong one. - [Mitchell] Doesn't look like
a tennis ball at all, Dan. - [Dan] Rubbery?
- [Mitchell] It's more like a stress ball. - [Dan] Solid core tennis? Oh, it wasn't solid. - [Mitchell] But closer to than normal. - [Dan] Is it rubbery? - [Mitchell] Yeah, it's
just a lot thicker. - [Dan] You know how people put, like, cut tennis balls on the legs of their walkers? - Mm-hm. - [Dan] That would last, like, 10 years. - You can walk so far. (Dan laughs) - [Dan] That one is solid. That one was hard like a rock. - [Mitchell] This one's got like - [Dan] Whoa!
- [Mitchell] trapped up pieces of children's bouncy balls in here. - [Dan] That is rock solid, and that is also what is inside of three different types
of...cricket balls. The more you know. That still looks like a tennis ball to me. - If there's no target on the wall, then, um... - [Dan] You can't miss? - [Mitchell] I can't miss. Unmissable. I don't even know if you'll see it with the white clay on the white wall. - [Dan] I think we will. (thud) - [Dan] Is that where you were going? - [Mitchell] It is now. I've actually got about three feet higher and three feet to the left. (Dan laughs) - [Dan] Okay, now you have to
try and hit your first one. (thud) - [Dan] What the? (laughs) - [Mitchell] Was I close? - [Dan] Was that intentional? - No. - [Dan] That had to have been intentional. (laughs) - Then yes, it was intentional. (Dan laughs) - [Dan] Okay, try again. Your first one. (thud) (Dan laughs) (thud) - [Dan] Okay, you're getting warmer. Each one's getting better. The last one's gonna,
like, hit the ceiling. (laughs) (thud) - [Dan] Ohhh...you digressed. - One time I made a rubber
band ball about this size. And we cut it in half, and
it was actually pretty cool. One of my favorite videos. Not a ton of people saw it, so I was thinking about doing it again. But maybe you could just go watch it. We also cut knives. If you'd like a custom-made knife blank and make your own knife, like this, you can buy a knife blank at our store. (lively electronic music) Don't point knives to your ass. (lively electric music)
