do you know what's really bothering me about this game where I launch a penguin into space to this number right here my highest speed is somehow 602 look at the rest of the numbers in comparison highest altitude 3.3 million total altitude 100 million $120 million cash and our highest speed is somehow 602 that's definitely not fast enough to break the game so let's throw this idiot into a trash can and get started this thing will weigh a little bit but we can attach a bunch of boosters to the garbage can so we'll get a little bit more speed we're breaking records we got $6 for Max speed I want a billion so let's upgrade our coil that's going to launch us a little higher a little faster and because we have all the time in the world to take this seriously we're going to add the brick in fact we got two bricks and we went much much higher for much much more money $120 we did lose speed but we'll pick that up later we need money for upgrades and I know what you're thinking that's not enough Springs to send him into space but we'll add some more the top speed of the trash can is limited to currently 11 10 so we're going faster than before as per usual we're not going to get there in a hurry but we are going to get there simply based on having too much time on my hands breaking more records $141 it's only $25 and then $40 to upgrade the trash can to its maximum level we're recyclers now I also forgot that I could go beyond max level so that's going to help us go beyond Max Speed I think we're going to go ahead and give us some pressurized gas at this point that gives extra power fuel basically everything we need to to send this beautiful up into the sky it won't be a fast boost but it'll get us high enough to earn the money we need $28 that time so with that we're going to add the DIY to our Contraption it looks very reliable because we got $127 we're going to go ahead and upgrade that once and you can see our progress coming along we've already hit 9,000 with this we might even break 10 we have quite the contraption going on so far we absolutely obliterated our record we're up to 14,000 altitude our rocket tried to power us further $393 and we get daily interest the coal we have has 400 power and 15 Max left we're going to sell that and get some better a good old grenade should get us going 720 base power 30 Max lift the upgrades are a little more expensive than I had counted on but we now have 1,000 power and we can upgrade the DIY so we're basically just stacking wild explosives to Wily coyote us into the air the first few launches have gone a little bit sideways we're perfecting our process but we're clearly getting a lot of power we actually broke our max speed record by a considerable amount considering we went sideways that's a good sign we're starting to get a bit of a handle on the grenade we're obviously starting to get some really good speed so now I probably just need something that's more aerodynamic than a recycling bin with bricks attached to it $883 though so we can afford it the spearhead has a top speed of 25 it weighs 15 we don't get our boost anymore but we've been upgrading the DIY rocket anyway so let's go ahead and upgrade this very expensively the grenade could also get uh upgraded as much as we could possibly afford and then the DIY also so I'm very much hoping this translates into some real good speed that was not a great grenade toss I don't think that's going to matter we are going fast and for reasons unknown to myself the penguin rides upside down inside this green machine of Doom but we're breaking records Max Speed definitely got their $1,771 for a single run which means we could definitely start stacking up all sorts of upgrades a grenade even turned into one of those whatever it is I'm pretty sure I used to throw it at people in Call of Duty we're going to go ahead and get a better lunch this time hopefully hold ourselves nice and straight this thing just going to steal wherever it wants to go so we can't really deal with that but the results is starting to speak for themselves we were going so fast that entire time new records across the board $3,000 $5 daily interest wow I feel like upgrading a spearhead is the best way to go considering it adds a top speed of 10 whatever units and we can actually add a booster with its upgrades so we'll probably sell the brick because uh raw sex appeal is important but maybe not as important as you know speed let's try the fins cuz they do come with bonus top speed and we're all about speed and the more we upgrade it I think it gets lighter and adds better handling plus it just looks better that was not a good launch but that's not going to matter we are upgraded and going for it we still managed to get a little bit further 73,000 new records across the board $3,200 next I'm going to add a Sonic Burst we've upgraded enough we have an extra slot that's only $400 that adds a lot of power so we're just going to go ahead and hit the green thing until we're happy which is sort of a ridiculous statement cuz we're never going to have enough anything on a day like today our current record is 73,000 I think we're about to beat that provided I don't absolutely botch this launch which good enough for me the wind is taking us way sideways uh but I think once the DIY rocket runs out the Super Booster will come into effect and as long as we're pointed halfway straight that is going to point us in the right direction at great speed that put us up to 95,000 so we went ahead and broke some records for $66,000 and you know what as fun as the DIY is I think I want another Sonic Burst it just gets us to where we're going quicker and clearly I'm a very busy person I don't know what ultimately is going to get us further but uh if we just keep clicking green things will'll get there eventually NASA did you hear that I'm willing to come work for you so that was a great launch for the first time ever that's going to look good on my resume we're going to launch ourselves very high very quickly we're already over 100,000 see this works out a lot better because the Run goes quicker so I make money faster and you guys don't have to see the crushing pain that I'm in minute by minute so the spearhead obviously needs to be leveled up so we can take more advantage of of our explosive top speed and same with this thing that's just going to keep working our top speed higher our total weight is 25 5 lb I'm not really sure how that factors in yet it's going to take a little bit until we determine exactly what a big or small weight is for now we're just focused on going fast well if it ain't broke don't fix it we're going to get another Sonic Burst and we're going to upgrade that a few times just so we can have a third booster into this guy that way when we're at 990,000 we're going to get one more boost it's going to push us up to 115 we got more altitude but the rest of the stats are kind of leveling off so we need to change something fundamentally I think it's time for the bullet we put so much money into the spearhead that by buying the bullet we're actually going to get a refund but the top speed uh for its base is 30 it is quite heavy but if we give it a few boost slots we're going to be in really good shape its top speed is already 50 now it's 51 and it has a fourth stage this is going to be real fast should probably also find something a little more stable than a grenade to to launch us but we'll see how this goes for now the golden bullet way into the sky the first one launched in two stages this one is coming up on 990,000 we didn't go as high but at least the penguin is sitting right side up so he knows what's going on for the first time next I'm going to try the dub step drive for $2,800 it's very expensive but it's got 15 dub and 800 wub which I'm hoping translates into some kind of power we're also going to keep upgrading the fins cuz that's going to help our top speed which we need not a bad launch we're getting lots of power out of that so there goes the first booster second booster this will be the third now the dubstep Drive which is going to go like that and yeah we could live with this it's take is consistently higher at about Max Speed which is apparently quite efficient plus it's giving a lot of flashing lights which is always a lot of fun to include in a YouTube video but we did break some records and got some new money so instead of the dubstep drive that has a lot of flashing lights let's just go for a cruise missile we're going to upgrade our explosive launcher from a grenade to a bazooka it has a base power of 2200 so I think with a few small upgrades it's now up to 6,900 so we just need to fire that uh at the right moment but we're uh already going out of control but speed feels pretty good and now our final rocket will go off and carry us further into or bit we're well over a record at this point $1,000 we didn't break our speed record but that's okay speed will come at the end game I think the best upgrade for now will be our bazooka we just get more power for more speed launch I think I'm actually going to add a dark matter canister instead of our fins cuz that will actually reduce our weight by 10% and as we upgrade it it's actually going to reduce the weight more so we got about a 170% weight reduction which I think probably works in our favor uh not with a launch like that but having a little bit less weight might mean more speed and so forth seems to be more or less working and obviously we've created something absolutely brilliant $17,000 for a single run that's the kind of money we can start to work with bazooka can we hit next level with it yet we sure can it turns into um the thing that kills cows on farms and that progress curve is starting to steepen before you know it will be at the Moon to be fair I want so much speed that we blow right through the moon we obliterate it so it's a pile of dust and we do the same thing to the Sun and we just keep on going so much speed that it tears the universe itself right in half our altitude is up to 340,000 26,000 our cruise missile is a level one right now so we're going to invest all of our money into that that's very expensive but that'll give us a big boost for forther earnings and that's actually work out really well we are just over what our Max Speed should be so we're flying quite efficiently which is very much a happy accident nothing in my life screams efficiency not one single thing I am a little bit curious to see what happens if we keep upgrading the dark matter if it will just endlessly make us lighter that was cheaper than I thought so we're actually way lighter than we were we just went from 44 to 35 lb that was a giant weight decrease so we'll pass the savings on to our lovely penguin uh so far so good our speed is absolutely colossal we're going to use our last booster and then the Rockets turn on so we got better bonus earnings and altitude $30,000 so if we go beyond Max upgrades uh we only got a few of them but that did drop us a little bit more after max level sorted diminishing returns but we can live with those cuz we could just play Forever we are going to need a higher top speed though because eventually our Drake will cause us to lose top speed anyways and upgrading our bazooka would add another 800 power to 14,000 but I think we can get a stronger base okay the orbital Cannon 3150 base so the upgrades on top of that push just up to 18,000 perfect we'll also upgrade our cruise missile cuz that pushes us a little bit up and then we can actually adj just a little bit of top speed for our bullet so now I got to play this fun little mini game where I keep that On Target and once it's in the green or something I think we're going to take off and it's going to be a big launch yeah that was quick I still need more top speed we're still going into the red with their top speed and that's slowing us down and hurting there is something called a volcano which is just like a stove it has a power increase and a power decrease I'm not really sure what to make of that we might give this a try it say stronger first stage but others are weakened if we put all of our money into that what exactly happens it also comes with a second uh one of these slots so we can add whatever we want for more power I'm just going to add another Dark Matter thing cuz I think that's actually going to knock our weight down a lot with a little investment only 25 lb I don't have a lot of faith that our uh strange Ball Contraption is going to go further but you never know so far we're on the Move pretty far upwards uh we don't have our final booster which might be a bit of a problem but our altitude is pretty high so we broke no new records so the volcano was a bad choice we swap it out and ultimately the Omega shuttle seems to be the answer it is the fastest base and it's got four slots on either side so we can do whatever we want with this which for now is probably at its top speed and it will gain a lot of that very expensively so let's give it a launch with that and see what we get it should be able to cope with more of that top speed so its initial boosters will be a little bit better for it we should blink upwards yep that's good and fast then those will go off carrying our speed very nicely I think we obliterated a bird or two along the way the sacrifices we must make so we carried a lot of speed all the way up to 475 which was definitely some new bests not Max Speed but we need to upgrade this to get it to where it needs to be what's the Omega brick it weighs 50 but it's got 666 Conquest War famine and death so it's a Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse in Brick form we'll see if that makes a difference it basically just added a whole bunch of weight weight might actually be good in a way for our launch cuz will'll carry momentum better but I'm not really sure if that's going to factor in we'll find out pretty shortly if this is a better launch the Omega brick helps I don't think it helped I don't know what it does but it's not helping this build but we're literally failing upwards cuz we still made $37,000 so I'm just going to add more Dark Matter drives they're very cheap and they're going to knock our weight down a lot espe especially if we just a few really cheap upgrades it only cost a few th000 those upgrades took us from £41 to 28.2 we should probably also finish our cruise missile I think it's going to benefit the most also I didn't realize my Sonic bursts weren't max level yet that would have made a huge difference so far look how much extra power they give and they look better this ship is exactly too much money and not enough brains absolutely embodiment of it but we're definitely going to break a record here we're already at 470,000 so we didn't break our speed record yet but we did break our earnings record and we're going to use that to uh put our Sonic Burst to max level for now cuz that's when they're sitting at their efficient levels everything gets so expensive so quickly luckily we're earning lots of money and at least this one is easy to launch we can still upgrade it quite a bit and that's going to get this initial thing higher but we need to upgrade this ship itself to accommodate better top speed but we got over 600,000 but we probably still didn't get past three digit speeds which is getting sad uh one more upgrade here actually puts the orbital Cannon to max level so that's actually going to help it out in a big way our Omega shuttle can also get an upgrade which is going to give it a little bit more top speed so this is the max level orbital Cannon we'll see how far this can take us or how quickly so by the time our rocket booster comes on we're at 580,000 so we're going to go a little higher but not a great deal but we did earn $770,000 the only thing that I can find that has a better launch power than the orbital Cannon is the Omega coil and to be fair it does have a base power of 13,000 it's just really really expensive to upgrade so even putting $100,000 into it it's still less power than our uh other thing was I think I'm also going to try a Sonic drive cuz it has 255 base power that's going to uh reduce our or replace one of our Sonic bursts and they're still reasonably affordable so that's actually going to jump up to 398 power at max level and this works out better cuz I don't need to do anything for the launch it just launches itself and this looks like it does repeated boosts like that it's going to keep us uh hopefully going at lots of speed it's still not nearly the power of the other ones though so this was actually a considerably weaker launch so far I'm actually going to trade and go back to for Sonic Burst for the time being just cuz it's going to get me really high really quickly and that's going to make me money fast and because I sold those I was able to get the mega shuttle three levels of upgrade so the top speed is up to 70 and with some upgrades down here the total weight of this is just over 20 right now now it's well under 20 which may or may not mean more speed but we're certainly going to go upwards quickly and that's all that really matters and I think we're actually going to break a record with this that's perfect that put me up to 700,000 altitude and that only took a couple seconds to do it so we didn't break many records but we did make $66,000 so if we do a bunch of these launches we're in good shape I'm very sad that our daily interest seems to be capped at $10,000 otherwise we could use that to get obscenely rich but we have 500 Grand so let's add that to our Omega shuttle to give it a higher top speed it is now max level plus one as for Omega coil our launcher we're going to upgrade that and it went from 20,000 to 30,000 power then we're going to reduce the weight from 17.9 to 15 lb now that doesn't sound considerably huge but that that is actually over a 10% reduction so half a million dollars worth of upgrades we're so quick we can't even see ourselves at this point and our altitude is already 900,000 so everything is going well except for our trajectory and the best part is this happened so quickly I can get back and do it again to make more money that was $110,000 for a single run our very next run altitude broke 1 million so let's bring these up to at least max level so they're sitting at a nice efficient spot our weight is 13.4 if we spend $215,000 we can red the weight actually further quite a lot wow 11 lb and we're going to take one of our Sonic Burst a little bit over just for a little added power then we should be breaking probably a speed record for this turn at least and we're already ready to go over a million cuz each one of those burst is pushing us a long ways up 125,000 that time still haven't broken our Max Speed I've let things grind away for a little bit we have $6.5 million to spend on whatever we want so let's go down to $6 Million by buying extra and initial launch power then maybe a million dollar upgrading our shuttle so we can have better top speed and since the whole thing only weighs 11 lb let's see if we can reduce that weight just a little bit more okay we now got it down to 3 lb so that should work out pretty well for us I'm going to uh upgrade my rocket a little bit more it is now Beyond max max level and its top speed is 225 so the launch should hopefully be a little bit more dramatic we're going to save our money so we know how best to spend it so there is a launch we are well off the screen at this point our speed he is probably through the roof and we're going sideways but we're already well over a million so that's something still didn't break a speed record but we did make $134,000 for very little work okay so let's spend the remaining $2.5 million on our launcher which is actually going to take us all the way to Max and then a few more dollars uh making our thing even lighter we're down to 2.6 lb these go up to level 50 okay then I guess we're going to start working on a Sonic Burst for now and see what these can do for us uh these are less expensive than I thought they were I'm not sure what created I'm not really sure how to control it either cuz by the time I see myself I'm often going quite a bit sideways and now we're going downwards thanks to birds but our altitude is well over a million already so that's fun $230,000 I'm a little bit curious to take off one of my Sonic bursts and actually add an Omega balloon that's going to probably reduce our weight but it can also just Lift us up not really sure if that's to our benefit or not but we're going to try it so far it's going pretty good we're not going super fast but we're going consistently upwards I thought it might just help us float it's going us a little bit of consistent power upwards but it's not what we're after not even close we somehow did hit a new Max Speed there and I'm not really sure why I let the game play itself for a few short hours and we now $336 million to spend so we're just going to take all of these to max level and now we left to only $334 million to spend so let's see if we can hit a new speed record again and we're going completely upside down cuz we're too fast to control ourselves so what we actually need is just a little bit of luck to keep going somewhat upwards I'm making corrections as hard as I can in every direction we hit 2 million altitude that's pretty insane without any proper Rockets still no speed record so we're going to use a speed of fire increases thrust reduces drag we're going to slam that down and off we go if we don't hit a new speed record here we got to change up our entire structure okay we're going to change it up let's go straight for the Omega rocket we're going to buy four of those and they're all going to be max level I'm hoping this leads to some speed considering this whole thing weighs 2 lb also Omega Rockets are a lot more expensive than I thought we're actually burning through our money pretty quickly each of these up is half a million dollars already whatever the case a Max Level rocket only weighs half a pound it's got 22 power tons of fuel and tons of lift plus we're going to use a speed of fire here just to be sure we might as well start using those things up and off we go so far the speed is completely red lining I can't even see our thing there we go we're going upwards okay our speed is actually insane with this right now like as soon as we don't hit something we go over red line and we've used like a fraction of 1% of the fuel so far I think because we're so light we get uh knocked out of trajectory very very EAS by everything else but we seem to have found a narrow Lane to slide through here we've used like 10% of our entire fuel so far we are trying to work our way upwards we're starting to get so high we're take out UFOs but this is a very dummy proof way to fly and we've left orbit which means we got over 4 million we're finally going to make it to the moon and smash right into it but I did want to obliterate it there are a few other upgrades we can still do like if I click this enough times we can now get to plus 100 over max level and it turns out we can spend our BPS uh even going over max level on some of these things I need to trade in some of my sardines which is going to be just fine cuz then we can very slowly get even more power somehow so we just very easily got all the way into space and now we're surrounded by green arrows one more time this can go up many many many more levels now so its top speed is going to be bananas Omega shuttle level 100 top speed 500 the coils power that launches us is currently 65,000 many millions of dollars later it is 250,000 now since we managed to get all the way there with one rocket last time I've been the other three so we're even lighter plus this rocket is going up to level 100 probably same with all the Dark Matter things they're going up to level 100 so we're going to be probably weightless by the end of this we are down to one PB we are shaving off absolutely tiny little increments but we're still should be below a pound and the best part is we just maxed out to level 100 on everything we've still got $250 million time for some more speed of fire and off we go we already okay we're into orbit it was literally that quick so I think we broke a speed record uh yeah that time we shattered the moon we hit it so hard we went right on through it I got an achievement for Moon breaker I guess I did actually hit it hard enough to break it we made $2 million there our Max Speed was just zero I think we might have gone too fast for it to actually register I decided to launch again with uh less gravity and we immediately jumped up to 10 million into the sky and our speed is going up that we're completely red lighting at this point at least until we touch something and this feels better because it's supposed to be quite a challenge to get to 4 million we're currently at 11 million and and going strong I can have three Sonic bursts at this point and the weight still is only one lb now we just got to auto click them all the way up to level 100 all right gravity is at half we have three Mega boosters after our one jet runs off but you can see by our altitude we're going up quickly there is already 10 million and our super boosters have gone off we're coming up on 20 million already these are the kind of numbers we've been looking for we got over 20 million and I had to abort because progress is getting slow and boring d [Music] [Music]
