10 Funniest UK ads of the 70s

oh thank you most kindly madam one way of shifting it when a good cup of tea really counts you're right to drink brook bond pg tips it's the tea you can really taste died do you know the pianos on my thoughts [Music] [Applause] so [Music] do [Music] small cigars from benson and hedges coffee please you up thank you my goodness it's very strong give it here i'll buy it under the tap well that's no good you'll just make it weak and wishy-washy i think coffee should be mild but not weak it should have flavor but not be too powerful or bitter all one asks i know what you're asking for what fine blend instant coffee i say do you have fine blend here in this cafe no shall i buy it under the tap if you like mild coffee but don't like weak coffee try new fine blend on your last trip did you discover what the earth people eat they eat a they are clearly a most primitive [Laughter] well girls your last day at the zermatt school for young ladies your final and most important lesson how to spend daddy's lovely money check books open girls pens they're ready you know no felicity i couldn't possibly go shopping in knightsbridge with one of theirs a pen with style a pen with ella a parker lady in white rolled gold notes just seem to roll from its tip signatures flow with a flourish now then all together girls yes madam does one spell pence with an s or a c i didn't think you need worry about that my dear the parker lady in white roll gold nine pounds 95. we have received a number of letters mainly we imagined from non-beer drinkers who doubt that heineken refreshes the park other beers cannot reach so we have devised this simple test to prove the heineken claim all the men as you can see are totally exhausted after taking caesar waterskiing this morning there is not a spark of refreshment in any of them so we give those on the left the cold heinekens and those on the right a selection of other beers popular at the time then we strike up the band and immediately the heineken has the desired effect on the road it's not on the boat the stops top we're going around in circles providing we believe conclusive evidence that heinrich truly refreshes the parts other peers what a beautiful sight this at all makes you feel proud to be a yorkshire man ah you don't find much like it outside yorkshire no a lot of it's just flat and boring not up here though i could sit here and drink it in all day couldn't you just come on then let's get on john smith's bitter yorkshiremen love it because yorkshireman blew it [Music] no need you can get dry cane at home you know but you've touched it trevor yes and that's very precious to me oh would i touch the um the ashtray take that suit it's not [Music] you cried on the dry cage let me heat next [Music] try kane life would be unbearable without it i'm melissa mr yakitori and his aides your crossover no no sweetie japanese play this right there's a scooter each ah they just ordered our traditional drink shizano bianco oh a fusion of superb italian wines and aromatic herbs one of our most refined european customs i think they like you marissa it's very odd i don't even know your name but after this one campari and soda i feel i almost know you may i freshen your glass uh soda of course no lemonade campari and lemonade yes nice color with lemonade with tonic but always with pleasure where you truly wafted here from paradise you

Channel: Patrick Collister

Views: 383,273

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Id: aIQLpafQTT0

Length: 7min 31sec (451 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 26 2021