♫ Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? ♫ Whatcha gonna do when they come for you? ♫ Na-has, na-has, na-has, na-hey... - I don't know the rest of the words. So, recently I've been
thinking about doing some more traveling, but
part of doing traveling to other countries and things like that, is doing research, not only
about what you should bring to the country, but to
be aware of the laws of the country you're going to. And as I was doing this
research, I came across some websites that warn
you about the various laws that you're supposed to be aware of before you enter some countries, and after reading these,
I was basically just like "I'm gonna just stay home." So I gathered up the 10 craziest laws in the world to share with you guys. So here they are. It's illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a crime in New Jersey. In New Jersey, if you plan
on committing a crime, like, say, murder, robbery, kidnapping, or pretty much anything else, don't wear a bullet-proof
vest, 'cause, you know, after all, you wouldn't
want to break the law. Seriously, who's this going to deter? If you're already committed to the idea of robbing a bank, I'm pretty sure you're more concerned about
a bullet through the chest than you are about the charge for wearing the bullet-proof vest,
unless you're some sort of, like, you know, ethical thug. So that's how you rob a bank? A'ight. I'm ready to do this! What? Bullet-proof vests are illegal? Well, damn! The whole thing's off then. We don't wanna get in trouble, ain't that right, Dolly? We don't wanna disappoint mama. Traffic fines as a percentage
of income in Finland. Traffic fines in Finland aren't fixed, like the rest of the world. Instead, they're based
on the driver's income as welll as the severity of the offense. There are multiple cases of wealthy people that have been charged
tens, hundreds of thousands and yes, even millions of
dollars in traffic fines. I know this might sound
crazy to some of you, but believe me, I live in Canada, and we need this law in North America. 'Cause think about it! It's always the rich guy
in the Audi or the BMW that's driving like a maniac. Instead of giving him a 300 dollar fine, which is nothing, let's give him a 300,000 dollar fine,
and then see how fast he likes to go in his fancy car. Time to tear up the road
in my expensive new car! (thumping techno) Yellow margarine is illegal in Missouri. This antiquated law from the 19th century somehow has survived till today. Nobody really knows why this law exists. They think that it could
have something to do with protecting butter-making
farmers way back in the day, but regardless, it could land you a half a year in jail today. Speaking of margarine,
I got some right here only five dollars! - [Voiceover] This is the police! Put down the yellow margarine! - Aw, damn, gotta get rid of the evidence! Oh, mama, no! Oh, mama, no! (crying) It's illegal to die in the
House of Parliament in the UK. In the UK, it's illegal to
die in the House of Parliament because it's a royal palace, and anyone who dies within it is
entitled to a state funeral. The law goes as far as to say that if you even look a little bit sickly, they will physically carry
you out of the building. Man, that seem pretty excessive. Like, I get that the
government doesn't want to shell out that much
money for a state funeral for just anybody, but how often does someone just croak on the spot? God forbid you should cough. Get the bastard! Singapore has a ban on
publicly chewing gum. It's only available in pharmacies and only for personal consumption at home, or for theraputic purposes,
whatever that means. The ban on gum occurred after authorities started to notice discarded gum piling up at subway stations, on
roads, and pretty much everywhere else. This really sucks, though. Like, I get that it's a sticky situation for everybody, but the authorities clearly didn't chew the facts before spitting out their decision. I guess they just don't care that they popped the bubble for gum makers. You can legally marry the dead in France. Yep! In France, you can
legally marry a dead person, as long as you were engaged to them before they died. This one's just all kinds of wrong, like, who would ever actually
go through with this? Even if you wanted to,
you would forever be known as that crazy guy or girl who
married their dead fiance! Don't be too surprised,
though, because France is known for having
all kind of crazy laws, like up until February of this year, it was still illegal for
women to wear pants in France! So, marrying a dead guy is fine, ladies, but don't even think about
wearing trousers while doing it, 'cause that would just be wrong. Kissing in public is illegal in Dubai. In fact, any display of
affection, including kissing is illegal in the United Arab Emirates. There are plenty of stories of couples from the UK and North
America who vacation there, only to spend a month in jail because they simply kissed! Even something as simple as dancing can get you jailed. See, this is why, as
luxurious as Dubai is, I would never go there. The things that I like to do on vacation are just too crazy for them, like: holding hands, or kissing, or dancing naked with a chicken
while throwing Skittles at people, you know, regular guy stuff. Driving a dirty car is illegal in Russia. In Moscow, it's illegal
to drive a dirty car. Now, just how dirty is not defined, but not being able to
see the license plate or the driver will
definitely get you a ticket. Really, Russia? Are dirty cars the worst of your worries? Russia has three times as many homicides as the US every single year, so you would think that
maybe, I don't know, preventing murders or
finding the murderers would be a bigger priority
than, I don't know, keeping gas station
car washes in business? I'm just saying. Being fat is illegal in Japan. In 2009, Japanese law-makers
set the maximum waist size for men over 40 at 33 inches,
and for women over 40, at 35 inches. You know, I get that
having less obese people puts less of a strain
on the health system, but for this reason alone,
I could never live in Japan. Like, I'm not overweight or anything, but I have trouble controlling myself at all-you-can-eat sushi
bars here in Canada. If I lived in Japan, where sushi is cheap and plentiful, I would
weigh probably 500 pounds, and permanently be in a sushi coma. Mm, sushi coma. And possibly the strangest of all, Tibetan monks need
permission to reincarnate. A law created by the
Chinese government in 2007 requires that Tibetan monks ask permission from the Chinese government
before reincarnating. I know China can be a pretty
strict place sometimes, but how do they plan on policing this? It's like all they're
trying to do is piss off the Buddhist monks, which
isn't gonna work anyways, 'cause they've got the
whole zen thing going on. The guy who created this law
should definitely be worried, because I know that Buddhist
monks don't practice revenge, but that doesn't mean that
they can't accidentally come back as a seagull and accidentally drop three or four hundred
black and white turds all over you. Accidentally. And that's it, guys. I hope you like this video. If you want to learn more about like all the crazy laws out there, just do a simple Google search, they're all out there and there's other really crazy ones that
I didn't have time for in this video. So definitely do that, and I will see you next Saturday with a brand new video! Peace. (video game achievement music) Hey guys, thanks for watching my video! If you enjoyed it, please remember to click the subscribe button
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click the like button and share this on Facebook, and if you've already done those things, then, I don't know, maybe be reincarnated as a seagull? 'Cause I'm sure you've got someone you'd like to take a dump on. You know, not revenge, just, you know, it'd be a shame if they
accidentally got pooped on.
