$1 vs $1000 Valorant Coach!

we have over one thousand dollars coaches because I'm sick of being bullied Hazard is the lowest ranking but today this ends I'm training with different levels of coaches so I can prove my haters wrong I've been cooking up this video for months and let me tell you this gets bonanzas starting with the one dollar coach hi coach you don't speak English you don't speak English no English yeah it's in English United States we should be practiced with guns why I use of lack of confidence [Music] first of all don't move from your base what let you think that no one was on the right side because I checked it we're the best duel [Music] what do you think about that coach I want to play an iron for the rest of my life I'm taking notes there are a lot of things to talk about you were supposed to die after three seconds yeah pretty amazing yeah and what the are that controllers don't buy neon I'm talking to you oh my god two shotguns I'm ready that works pop up your ultimate there we go even want this anymore there are so many things to talk about I'm broke coach just work for something just ask for something see I twerked for it that was the most terrible thing I have ever seen in myself there are literally too many things to talk about because this was not a balanced game I love that really this is not how you play with come with me buddy okay this game is full of who can I date here here what we do is do not team up if you want to play aggressive don't move to play aggressive got it I think stop bro I'm stuck you know this is the luckiest day of my life I got money for a coaching and I got a free American accounts that I can sell again because now I have the password and the ID our next coach is a streamer on Twitch and the Valerian cosplayer what is my first lesson first I need to observe you our rank is ascendant and she offers terrible coaching and chatting oh dude guys watch this it's just not that healthy yeah raw dogging doesn't really end well well sometimes I mean if you plant B oh my gosh so you take the shot take a shot yeah it's just like my father I think I need to give up no no no no no the teleport reminds me too much of my father giving up is not gonna work you gotta fight your fears you gotta fight your demons you're right you're right [Music] what's your Discord it was just muscle memory when I said that oh hold up my girl's calling you literally have a yo you called me what do you mean I'm in the middle of a coaching I was clearly in the middle of something okay this is too far I'm gonna have to break up with you [Music] I'm sorry I had to do it like this over Snapchat audio I'm kind of like gaming right now anyway hold up hold up so I'm just gonna sorry about that oh good you know what I'm just gonna break up with all of them huh looks we have this hottie first to look over some of my gameplay footage and then Coach me live let's see what he thinks coaching an iron player today wait this person's recording wait is this a recording wait a minute you can't help himself I'm sorry let's see what happens here oh you're peeking we're going too aggressive drawing on his monitor those are expensive is your monitor dirty what is that the reflection wait there's a reflection [Laughter] this is an adventure dude I don't know what's going to happen it might sound like that you sound stupid it's happening bro I bet you have a shitty ass shoe rack with the baby ass shoes I bet you don't even know there's a guy at your door right now [Laughter] dude we're gonna get freaked out of you here's the doctor now oh yeah no that's crazy he was hugging me oh the fake knock holy [Music] what happened what's going on I am eating cereal it is advice not to eat cereal until you die at least [Music] what is all these mouth voices man big flank Sage do you have a boyfriend I'm sorry for asking [Laughter] dude look at this plane [Music] so how are you eating and playing Clash you're streaming your water at least show the game on your phone man delicious comments say maybe you should have started with barbarians instead of dragons also swap out Lightning Spell for race I'm touching my keyboard I've been playing this whole time it's prepared those are in a great session good stuff also you might want to wear some clothes for the next one the live coaching session with Joel's is in one hour all right so we're gonna squeeze in the 500 team training coach right now right now right now I want to ask a few questions regarding this why did you buy aim plus mental coaching yeah man I just thought you could help with my mental health I'm not like a therapist I'm only like a Valerie mental I just want to blow myself up with the bomb whichever Maps got a cliff and then I also bought the team training package how are you gonna coach us I kind of look at it from my POV what would I do in that situation ah don't worry coach we're gonna make you so proud so so proud let's go this round we're gonna perform well coach you ready to see us perform [Music] we don't got smokes well we got control [Music] I'm gonna say this right now the Duelist needs to stop blinking but there's no one there you rotate to the action I'll be doing that but I'll be late sometimes how are you late with an ability to run [Music] I'm gonna send you guys a few things part one this is only part one wait it's just spelled wrong oh you need an apostrophe oh you're missing your postures right ah come on Coach that's all left you want to watch funny fail compilation before the session ends no I already got you from this one oh no oh no we gotta go to the live coaching session with Joel's and after this we got the one thousand dollar code yeah hey it's good is my mic working this time it does sound a lot better compared to the VOD my goal for this live coaching session is to become the best duo and valorant what do you mean by that [Music] yep what's good [Music] thank you okay all right okay I'm gonna run a couple exercises with you guys yeah but wait wait check out these bee hops though I kind of go crazy I'm not gonna lie oh the movement there damn yeah let's go see let's go see Fancy with me though hey give me 20 push-ups right now my legs are getting tired all right all right now in the columns be like good Sage compliment the sage [Music] learn this is a virtue virtual reality I'm a little exhausted I think we need to take nap time for this now a little laptop [Music] wait he's sleep gaming wait his eyes are closed how is he doing this how are you doing that me me me me me me me me me me me me [Music] can we have a snack break we just started I'm gonna do a snack break [Music] coach wake up oh he gone he's not even there bro if he brings another bucket of wings [Music] oh my God I couldn't be more problems coach you get paid by the hour what you doing oh [Music] now it's time for our 1 000 coach a creator for one of the biggest gaming organizations 100 thieves and I think she held Ten's hands once if I donate a thousand dollars would you be down to coach me [Music] thousand dollars a thousand dollars to get coached by me pay like someone knows dude I don't think so sir glass parrot coaching who the is Tarik [Music] it's raining what is this we can't donate now he's like watching some [Music] no matches tomorrow there's nothing for him to react to he has to play tomorrow we gotta go through his business email [Music] would you coach someone for one thousand dollars and they really needed the coaching why isn't he reacting [Music] a donut wall is that 50 gifted and balls with a 50 gifts [Applause] [Music] but I don't stop there profound Tarik you don't want to play with me that's okay I booked the college level Esports team and we're gonna be getting trained by them right now that's right to help me experience a one thousand dollar coach I had the entire Valor and Esports team sit behind me and Coach me while I play [Applause] and I came here with one thing in mind my biggest hater here I kind of don't know Waltman their team consists of four radians and three Immortals and then there's me ready to soak up all the knowledge that's exactly what I expected it's time for all of them to teach them in the back all right they have no idea wait [Music] your skin oh everything was going swimmingly despite me looking like a up custom character in the wrong cut scene they even showed me a secret technique called IRL boosting they played on my account for me this is the highest kills I've had in my entire world oh my God you guys for coaching we were supposed to have like uh and with the rest of tarik's funds I bribed my way into the Pokemon land party so I could play my final rank up game from Iron to bronze on the big screen hey guys yo can you hear me [Music] foreign [Applause] if you want to play aggressive it is advised not to eat cereal the Duelist needs to stop blinking big flank we're gonna hit this big flank oh not the wall [Applause] foreign Sunday you made it this far and the video made you laugh could you do me a favor and share this video with your closest homie and if Terex watching I'm trying to get to Silver hit my line baby daddy have a great day

Channel: Oozern

Views: 3,072,627

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Id: hLmPero-cvU

Length: 19min 47sec (1187 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 05 2023