OOZERN'S BEST OF 2022

bad [Music] thank you guys for the support this year we posted a new video every Sunday and just last month we hit 100 000 subscribers to celebrate I compiled the funniest jokes of 2022 and put them into this one video subscribe if you're new and enjoy does it not bother you that your crosshairs off center how does he know something get the middle of your screen your crosshairs up into the left by one pixel one don't be racist because you'll get banned that's my 15th account I'm gonna get out of the ass that's the wrong side I really want to kill myself right now on my screen we saw a big this black thing sticking out let me use my what do they say let me use my sexy voice High Dead plane are you turned on by DC's hot sexy voice bro what have you ever had boba tea I love Boba Tea recipe let me take you on a date so that way you can reconsider it no no I'm not I know a good restaurant they have boba tea there oh is it going to be expensive I don't mind if we go to McDonald's right this way ma'am might I recommend our world-renowned boba tea brown sugar boba tea oh thank you and Thai tea sorry folks we're on a date with it are you a member of this party I was I was aware this is only a reservation for two here's your chair sir thank you thanks damn this [ __ ] this is a comfy hold on wait here and that'll be right out how was your food elephant [Laughter] so I'm passing all my classes yet I have over 300 absences so 300. yeah it's pretty good that many days of school in a year oh this is literally a grown-ass [ __ ] man I just got back sorry my brother was in my chair characters [Music] we should control me [Music] you're so sexy drink you like you're a Pepsi yeah guys tonight sorry Lexi [Laughter] yeah I'll be thinking my dog some bad [ __ ] so they'd be dying a little quick but yes it will chocolate cake my dog has been laying in my bed sleeping for like the past like I don't even know how many hours it really stinks you wouldn't want big stanking Honkers they're cool and all but I feel like I'd get in the way yeah I've heard a lot of women you have back problems because of it lugging around 15 pounds on your chest all day well if they ever get tired I'll always hold them for them hi which Sesame Street character is the baddest it had to be nice it's probably like four but let's look up her age she is she's wrong [Music] did he just say the n-word this video one last question Bob I didn't catch your insurance who who should I build this out to oh hello I'm sorry but Hitler would you still so can you please answer for the court where were you on the night of stupid say what but I would like to remind all in attendance here Dante is just too idiotic to even understand how a courtroom operates when we're asked all rise he was the only one remaining sitting dude yeah I was expecting someone they got home let me see yours bro get out that robotics real quick I am not gonna get harassed right now he jumps out all right hey this goes out to watch will play if you don't make a channel then he's gay and he's gonna have to make a will that was amazing you said if you're gay you're gonna have to make a will I know I want allergy lmg what you telling me caught a felony last week cause I killed Will's whole family yo [Laughter] they're amazing shout your whole family when I was a sperm cell I chilled with my family [Music] my music you can talk in English oh my God thank God why is Calavera moaning I think there's like a helicopter looking at us what is that in the sky what are you doing it's Malaysia throat singing it helps me play better lover dominance no [Music] [Music] [Laughter] you got to go back to Counter-Strike if you keep being a rule breaker I don't want to go back yeah then stop breaking the rules [Music] I said I'm sexually attracted to Grandma's house but that skin reminds me of zebra you are like a literal child one time I went to zoo and I saw animal that made me reminds me of skin animals should we purchase the ghost pistol [Music] s what's your opinion on Fufu breaks code [Music] do we buy or save this round do we buy or save I think he's gonna say one of those words he really wants to learn that's what you just said maybe uh now just go fully Brazilian [Music] you gotta play one more I guess see he secretly wanted to look at more thighs bro who's the strongest character in here bro there isn't one well of course how could we how could we not have shown him the strongest character what were we thinking here we are just showing him all the weak characters skinny bunny all my homies gay who the [ __ ] told him hey this is the briefing before we play Valerian oh my God no showing this to anybody outside of this group oh no no no no no oh no showings to anybody this is top secret so no telling you know so today we're going to be spreading positivity you have a license for this firearm sir yeah it's hard in criminals a 12 year old on Roblox I got pretty scary huh you're being detained candid water okay okay stop hey hey stop stop moving oh we got a runner we got a runner I'm gonna get up flashback 30 seconds turned off the body cans when I flashed them and he ended up dead I don't know what happened I don't know what happened it must have fell in his guns they intent to purchase drugs how do you plead with this credit card what [Laughter] [Music] that's Photoshop nah what if I could read the image here it's a screenshot of a tweet from Ryan toy review saying my dad beats me and he turns me on and then he put his name that's a war Market but I wish go ahead and defend that [ __ ] man what the [ __ ] is this how about we defend this Brothers I have been defending you so are you ready for the club yeah yeah I'm ready for the club we actually want you to learn something so in this kind of equation is hope for your ex I hate my ex yo and then let's pair with the 10. come on yeah I get it right yes that's correct thank Hakeem say thank you Hakeem don't do that everyone come here what the [ __ ] is wrong my keep y'all see this [ __ ] I'm over here now I know I'm not tripping oh there we go I want to look at you [ __ ] the things you can be the things we can do I'm trying to be with you suck my weiner right now for continuity's sake you gotta end it just the way you did the other video oh come back here come back here oh my God and in the same way it's just gotta be illegal so myrrh what have you uh been up to today say again how was your day what's up was that World Series game cool not here to watch the World Series game mark what did you watch the World Series game man how old is this guy no wonder it took him so long to connect to retirement oh what'd he say he crying he's he's crying Maddie didn't get his cello or his applesauce yes would you rather have a hot wife or a Hot Pocket wait what flavor ham and cheese what flavor also ham and cheese would you guys rather have a hot wife or an ugly husband hey toxins uh I was wondering if I could like practice marrying you with someone uh sure so if you just want to pick like who which one wants to get fake married sure no way it's Riley's down oh wow that's beautiful he's got it he's grabbed it he's grabbing it yeah yeah so we got a visitor wow every Tuesday right we normally just link there's always a certain time it's like two to five we go at for three rounds and it was 5 30. I knew I should have been out but she was like yo let's just do it though I can't turn down around bro mommy on sport mode after we finish or whatever she goes to her phone and she gets a ring notification and she clicks on it and all you see is the fathers is opening the door everything is slowly turn that chair and she says I think my dad's here I was like yeah I just run I slide them to bed and [ __ ] got hella squishmallows under the bed so I was like I'm out here just digging and digging out here squeaking and then is her father saying what are you doing we're all sweating so bad with all them squishies you don't understand three minutes go by her mother comes home behind the bed frame there's a window and the mother goes to raise the window and my head is like popping out the bed frame under it a little bit I just see her fingers raise the window but she raised the curtains my eyes I got blind I wanted to scream so bad oh my God what's your plan to leave though I'm not gonna lie bro I won't stuck there for five hours no way you were there for five hours yeah her bed yes bro I had no choice oh my God bro you're not even trolling you'll love your mom yo pepper you're actually brain dead did you actually teach your mom this say death stares does your mom play valorence does your mom play Bella no she doesn't even like video games you say oh my God that's actually cringe oh my God that's actually French oh nice [Music] what's up [ __ ] put your head on my shoulder [Music] squeeze me oh so tight show me that you love me too what if it was a special date to the cinema no we're not doing this again foreign [Music] how many tickets four tickets Please you guys do this right this way now would you all like any concessions yeah I'm gonna be buying all the popcorn we're out of popcorn yeah man please enjoy the movie no recording please enjoy Over the Hedge I'm so excited is this he looks good oh come here often no I'm just blowing off steam since my boyfriend's dick game is terrible oh yeah I figured I'd get a quick lift in so I could actually feel something for once oh at least now my energy is going to something more oh it's just satisfying his two inch micropy micro what was your boyfriend's name Dante oh my God [Music] it's a [ __ ] sounds like a [ __ ] doctor what's up with this is that your girl Dante oh get your girl he got my [ __ ] all up in Netflix I've never had someone made me laugh so long that's why you should go with my boy you're trying to hang out with this green bubble and what's with the micropenis allegations she said it was fun sized no just DC okay you know what I don't really want it let me just throw it off the map check this out like you [ __ ] dare what is wrong with you thank you it's a ooze because you got so little Health it's a good point [Music] you got the gun he got it foreign [Laughter] I promise I'm not throwing it away I swear why I swear on Baby Daddy just drop it [Music] [Laughter] [Music] reservation for two right this way right here with your balcony view so what do you do now for work counting I think I cannot count on you I have trouble like figuring out what is after nine sometimes say but you're a 10 but you're a 10. but you're a 10. oh my gosh you know Valentine's Day do you do the thing where you guys trade candy um something like that oh what is it we give like chocolate [Laughter] she needs to mentally prepare for the round he needs to get to a state of absolute Zen yes thank you I appreciate you no no bring this bike back here and we're gonna like meditate not play can you guys plant a why are you what the hell please don't actually throw please I'm actually sure I want to win the game please please please please please oh I forgot this is gone left click left click me with that stick that's gonna heal me as long as you do that you like that oh my God we've been doing more than aimlessly wondering I was definitely aimlessly wandering no you were hitting my G-spot I like that movie that G-spot movie with the hamsters DC look at this basketball and spawn dude what is this foreign [Laughter] [Music] [ __ ] [Music]

Channel: Oozern

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Id: B069FT7qhBc

Length: 24min 31sec (1471 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 28 2022