Jane Chan, flower girl April 4, 1953-July 14, 1972 Born in captivity; died a captive soul Failed escape may cause death May she purge herself in her after life Render to dust her soul, body and desires wash off her past sins with blood and be born again in 15 years! Don't harm mundane people, says War God Ten years later in determined to escape a woman convict is determined to escape Her name is Blackie I've made it; I've finally made it I've made it; I've finally made it Come down! Don't You bastard, you're disturbing my sleep! Sorry, I didn't mean it You did! Running away? You're quite agile Bitch, you're disturbing my sleep! Let me go! You're getting tired. Let her go Don't crowd me! I'm hitting her, not you! Why? She made so much noise before dawn She's used to dream talk at this hour I'm used to beating her at this hour too So you must be a good fighter She shouldn't disturb my sleep anyway Do you make no noise at all? You groaned and tossed about all night Like a cat on the hot tin roof You, rubbing agains the bed posts all night You blame people for doing what you do, like a frog A frog? How? Well, take a look Like this It looks like real Does it look like real? Yes, she's like that when in heat Bastard! She's hitting me! Hit her! Bitch! The hell with you! Creep! Come down! Stop that! Stop that! Let go! Why are you fighting? Stop that! Stop that! What are you doing? Fighting before dawn! Stop that! You creep! Crouch down! Crouch down! Come out! Don't! Come out! Crouch down! You bitches making trouble in my warehouse! Have you no respect for me? Forget it, don't beat them! They're now assaulting the police It doesn't hurt much Well, leave it to me Have you nothing more to say? I didn't throw the shoes You mean I did it then? Big Sister, you must be thinking of the coarser meals You're framing me up Maybe she didn't throw it I don't care She and no shoes on so she's flung them Any more trouble, your sentence will be extended . Got The work's simple. Look at the environs first Why are you taking me to such a place? It's cool and airy here Nonsense. Remember what mammy said: No court when alive; no prison when dead Right We've been out of job for a long time We got the job only because I begged my auntie Listen, for money's sake, get it done and get out How's it? It's simple Right, but we don't know what to do Take an electric fan for instance This fan is not bad It can rotate and need no fixing The floor... The floor is nice and the mosaic tiles need no replacement Does the wall need painting? The wall? Why have I hired you then? I mean the wall need some painting Good How long will the whole job take? At least one week Can you make it one week? Of course not Such a long time? Five days will do Aren't you crazy? Three days will do Three days? The price can be halved then If it's halved, the job will be halved too It's like a hen laying half an egg Hell with you, fatty. No more nonsense! Okay. Why are you hitting me? Besides, fix the wires and switch too How are you? Let's have a chat; you're beautiful Young lady, stay; let's have a chat What's there to see? Nothing Back to work then Go now I promised Mr Feng 3 days. I'm finished! This is a prison, not a hotel Well, do it like a young girl in love What does that mean? So-so, idiot! No more nonsense, put aside the tools. Hurry up Fatty, hurry up Line up, one after another Listen, when you work outdoors you may come across male sexists We now have three on our left side Don't ever be distracted by them Never mind them even if they whistle at you Well, they're whistling already Never mind them, move forward She's in heat! Atomic bomb, finished, finished! It's called Coca Cola bottle. Must be fun Let me sample each one Right Don't waste the free meals Come on You first Fatty Big Bosom, what's your name? Chesty Stop, don't fight! Why are you fighting for nothing? Don't fight, I beg you! Take them back first Yes, Madam Come with me Start! Stop! So dirty! Let me sprinkle you clean It hurts! It hurts! You perverted? You're really mean! Don't Why so late? We're in a hurry Let's go Fix the place first What the hell are you doing? Are you in such a rush? The shift will be changed in 5 minutes You animals, doing it in my presence? Enough Where are you going? I give up, time's up I haven't fixed it yet I couldn't care less Don't do shabby things to me To spend the night with you? Are you leaving after you finish? Get dressed Stay a little longer Get dressed Give me one more session, okay? Get dressed! Why are you using violence? I said 'no' and I mean it You fix it yourself if you insist Hold it. What luck! Bad! Bitch, you asked for it. God will punish you I'm her auntie, let me seal her mouth with divine money Take care, don't spoil her makeup Some are unlucky, some can't die in peace Don't be a naughty ghost After the 7-week period, be ready for reincarnation Gifts from us Thank you Mr Feng, have you given your gift yet? No How much shall I give? Never mind, little things mean a lot Ten dollars Ten dollars? Make it eleven, odd figure is better A guest Bow once, bow twice, bow three times Mr Feng, her relatives haven't returned the respects Tell him to do away with the formality Pei, did you do the makeup for the deceased? There are not many makeup artists for the dead in HK Right, you're more popular than Chan Man-fai Was the deceased your colleague? No, my subordinate She died a tragic death Arrange first week Buddhist service for her If you agree, I have no objection The main thing is not to spend any money You never change You don't' look too well Do something good to cultivate some virtue I won over a thousand in gambling a week ago It's only the last gasp Keep the amulet in your pocket I don't believe in such things I many send it to the cleaners, my clothing and the amulet may get dirty Take it back Okay, it doesn't pay to be nice Why are you hitting me for that? I told you not to place mortician's cosmetics Inside this makeup kit It's now mine; mind your own business! Well, if you don't need it, return it to me Okay, return me the pocket watch and I'll return you that lousy kit Are you mad with me now? What? Auntie, what's wrong with Mr Feng? Ask him yourself Meng-wei, good you're here. You be the judge I gave the prison project to you only because of your auntie only because they charge cheaper I know you're a calculating man Forget it, Auntie Pei; they're having a funeral Mr Feng, be considerate to your lover Otherwise, you'll quarrel in no time Considerate? Why isn't she considerate to me? If she were, my son would play in the World Cup Shame on you What do you mean? Well, forget it for my sake Why? Who are you? Well, why? You haven't taken the lucky packet What is it? It contains a sweet Crazy, haven't I ever had sweet? And one dollar too Thank you Bye-bye Give her a hand Bring those down too There's no one inside, go in Come out now, no one now Women, women Her name's Chesty and she's mine I'm Shih Meng-wei Meng-wei? Yes I'm Elaine Let's waste no time; it's free hours Let's go out for a walk Okay I'm Fatty Fatty Let's do it What? Didn't he tell you about it? Have you brought your thing? Yes It's coarse. Any more? Yes, yes You're dirty! Don't think you're respectable! So what? Damn Fatty! Damb bitch! All right to start? Hurry! Okay, okay The zip, it's jammed It's okay now What happened? That girl is ugly and unshapely She nags without letting me caress her Don't bother me. Go and swap with Wei Go out, quickly Swap with Wei? Yes What a lovely day! Let's have a kiss We've only just met Are you really so shy? Well, kiss hard What are you doing? Miao told me to swap with you Can we swap? That one inside suits you better I've got started with her Bad, madam's coming! You work overtime one hour from tonight I've made it at last! What's it? Madam's coming. Go now Bad! Wait for me Bad, she's getting closer. What now? What now? Come over quickly Go inside quickly Go into hiding quickly Hurry up! Crouch down; you're clumsy What are you doing? Making soup Making soup? The switch is not on yet They really are making carrot soup I lost $10 again Go to work quickly What are you doing? I'm replacing the cover You scared me! You're lucky; you won $10 I'll bet with you again tomorrow And see if you'll be lucky again There's no one around; come out Hurry up; there's no one around Don't worry; it's us You're scaring us to death! Go quickly It really is killing Some other day Go now Bye-bye What's so funny? Barbecued chicken wing, my favourite Damn, damn, go away! Go away! What do you mean? You must behave What a bitch! Is that any of your business? Stop nagging, or I'll beat you Madam, someone's jumping the queue Who did? Bastards, I told you not to jump the queue Don't stare. Follow the queue! Follow the queue! Behave, don't make any trouble Yen, give sister rice; she's very hungry Thank you Morning I haven't had chicken wings for a long time If you lick it like that, I won't eat Take it Thank you Thank you Why does Blackie's chicken wing taste better? Why do you grab Blackie's chicken wing? Are you the mightiest here? Are you the big one if I'm not? That depends on the kind of competition Your bottom is bigger In the chest department, you're nothing What good is that? At best you get a job What kind of a job? As a breast-feeding nanny Milk nanny Hell with you! Bitch! Bastard! Hell with you! You call me a nanny? Biting me? Let me go. Go away Go away Where's my music box? What are you doing, bitch? Ghost, ghost! Ghost! Over there Where's the ghost? Can't you see it? Over there Ghost! It's moving now. Over there Have you seen it? Over there Over there, ghost! Hurry up, I'm afraid. Ghost! Where? At the foot of the wall Ghost? Where? You're fooling me I'm not, there really is a ghost Have you been beaten? It hurts badly! Are you the go-between? So what? I'll beat you up Don't Great, lots to eat! Stop, stop! Stop, stop, everybody! Stop, crouch down! Why are you quarrelling over nothing? Why quarrel? Sister, be our judge I don't know. They spoke of ghosts then competition in chests, nanny and so on I really don't know what's going on. Why so many chicken wings? They're flying. I got hold of them You're talking nonsense You took away the chicken wings because you're big sister I didn't, I really didn't Why not? Here's the evidence. Go now Where? The cooked rice room Me again? Don't waste any time, go now Don't worry, I won't hurt you I'm already in such a state If you do hurt me, I'll be finished It hurts! Are you all right? If you hadn't squealed, I wouldn't have gone into hiding What do you want then? I want... To find a double? I won't yield I don't mean that. I want to be your friend Idiot, I'm human, you're a ghost Are you slighting us ghosts? Man and ghost differ, as do yin and yang What do you mean? I can see you and you can see me Well, I want to... Borrow a body to be born again? Sorry I want to borrow your music box Stop moving! You may kill me I must move brushing my teeth! She told you not to toss your breasts about Making fun of me? Splashing on me? You're evil Bastard! Are you a moron? Bet I'll beat you if you say that again? Yes So you're trying to break jail Have you fixed your boyfriend? Of course not, no hurry He's mushy, but he's presentable No wonder you're flirtatious Not as bad as you're Eat Great! Potato chips What sound is that? Sounds like the voice of women Bathroom We see nothing We're too short This should help you Show me Well? Can you see now? What? Nothing There's tree over there. Let's climb up and see It's so far away! Yes What do we do? We're decorators Why didn't you say so? Fatty, come quickly Hurry up It's high Come on Hurry up Coming Come quickly before it's over We can see everything form here. Great! Lots and lots of girls Give me back the telescope Don't shake! Girls, great, great! She's got a big and oval bottom, great! There's one more Is it my turn now? Have patience How's it? She's undressing Everything? Great, great? My turn Don't shake I didn't Me, too How exciting! Come here Come here. Don't pick it Let's go Lock it up My tree! My tree! Who uprooted my tree? Oh, no! Get up Really getting up, good! Blackie's breaking jail! Where? Over there Who's breaking jail? Breaking jail? Bastard! I am not breaking jail. Let me go! Let me go, I beg you I won't let you pass Would Her Majesty give me a Model Prisoner award? Who's making all this mischief? Who played tricks? Bastard, playing tricks? Let go! Ching-chiu, what are you doing? Let go! Don't What's it? Enough Inspector Feng, there's a ghost! Ghost? Someone's playing the ghost! So you did it, I won't play along with you Change and go out, or your sentence will be extended No more fun, change quickly Change quickly or you'll be sent to the cooked rice room Enough, no more fun Splashing on me? Mr Feng Mr Feng Mr Feng Mr Feng Has it stopped snowing? I love the prison, and trees even more I love the prison, and trees even more Why're you tailing me all day long? Maybe there's affinity between us Chance made you pick up my favourite thing What have I picked up? Take it back. Don't bother me any more! I broke jail many times and only make it in dreams If you co-operate, your dream will come true Are you serious? How? You take my soul; I take you out of jail So simple? I haven't solved all problems What's it? I'm a ghost and I appear only at night but my yin may hurt your body at night and you may... Goon Goon You may die of hardening That's killing; I won't do it I don't want you to die either Any other way? Unless there's sunshine at night Someone seems coming There are ghost in prison. What do you say? Get the arms to fight the warden Let's escape together then Right No, what if they fire at us? Right Let's fast in protest Fast? You're hefty but brainless What if we can't hold on? If the breasts get flat for starvation Forget it. Fats for a while Let's think of a slogan We may seek to see Chow Yuen-fat or Leslie Cheung Have you taken aphrodisiacs? Ghost prison, it may finish sooner or later We're seeking to catch ghosts Good! We may ask to see the Governor Good! To see Mrs Thatcher Good! To see Gorbachev Good! To seek political asylum Good! Crazy! Big Sister the prisoners are now highly excited If you could suppress them... You think they'll listen to me? Try and you'll see If you fix them, you don't have to eat water-rice And you may even get an earlier discharge We petition to catch ghost! We petition for a transfer! We petition for a dialogue! We petition to catch ghosts! We petition for a transfer! We petition for a dialogue! Ladies... We petition to catch ghosts! We petition to catch ghosts! Ladies... Give face to Big Sister, if not me Big Sister wants to speak to you now Sisters, sorry, I'm late I made you starve What? Before I came, someone tale me that you protested and demonstrated He said if I could dissuade you I'll get an early discharge She really is an idiot This is a prison, not a hotel Besides, it is now haunted Who'd care to stay under the circumstances? So we're demanding immediate release We demand release from prison! Try to marry someone Attention! Keep away! Stop, stop! Don't take the trouble; I'll go back myself A man of a ghost? It's me, Mr Feng Come in What's it? Mr Feng Don't tell me you're seeing ghosts again Who cares about ghosts? I can't even care about men I told you to tell Big Sister to control them Forget it. Now Big Sister couldn't control them and their feelings are running high Feelings running high? Hell with you! What is the boss lady supporting you for? Do you know what violent suppression is? Mr Feng, so you're afraid of ghosts Who said so? Why did you replace the boss lady's portrait? Who make fun of me? But we can't afford not to believe in spiritual things Right What? Mr Feng, excuse me Wait, where are you going? Didn't you say 'violent suppression'? No way. That call came from above He said a J.P. may visit the prison in a few days Violent suppression may lead to bloodshed What then? Adopt a soft approach; pacify them for the time being What's it, Mr Feng? Come here You've been behaving well Yes I always adore you Occasionally Please invite Auntie Pei to dinner for me Why don't you date her yourself? Why worry about trifles? It's not because of that Do it then Why did he come to see you? He wants me to ask Auntie to dinner You're acting as a procurer then More than that, You're like a pimp Bastard! So it's you Auntie, fencing? Morning, auntie Auntie, what a beautiful sword. Let me toy with it It's made of wood A mahogany sword's made of wood, not metal Why can't I stab you dead? You're free. Don't you have to work? Yes No What are you up to again? What a big Buddhist statue! Worship it first Bless me It looks so magnificent Yes, the workmanship's fine Drink some tea Thank you, auntie Cheers, drink Cheers What are you doing? Nothing No? Go then Go now Meng-wei, are you hiding something from me? No point in telling her. She won't go Where do you want me to go? Don't be so tough, don't stare at me like that! Mr Feng wants to ask you to dinner Let's go You didn't tell me the address L'Arc de Triomphe Restaurant How many of you, Miss? I'm looking for Mr Feng This way, please Thank you Why dressed like that? Are you crazy? I knew you wanted to insult me Sorry, I don't mean what I said. Sit down Pei, remember how long we've known each other? Ten years already. You know what I've done for you? I've been nice to you of course What have you done to me in return? The answer if 'no' | was wrong for not letting you learn magic So we've been living in different worlds Have you finished? Pei, don't I want to have a heart-to-heart talk with you Did we order anything? This gentleman ordered Lovers' Set Dinner Come, drink some soup You've been keeping well these years Pei, in fact we both are not young Don't you feel lonesome? If anything happens to you you have no one to turn to Ginseng, Thank you It's good for you, eat more Wait Damn ghost! Ghost? You know it already? I know what's on your heart So much the better When will we do it? The sooner the better No hurry, we haven't registered yet Even a religious service needs registration? Don't worry, it's only between us We fix it tonight and do it tomorrow Well... Today's not suitable to you? You're quite straightforward All these days are suitable to me Good. Have you brought that thing? I don't keep these. Go and buy At this hour? You're too straightforward. It's available at Seven Eleven Seven Eleven? Beside that Cash registry Remember, don't come to my place Sure, get back to the prison Prison? It's our first time Don't you want to save hotel expenses? Hotel? First time? I want you to perform religious service at the prison You thought I wanted you to go to a hotel bed? You really are out of your mind Hotel Hotel You want me to go to a hotel with you Mr Feng, you're depressed. What's wrong? Your looks remind me of your auntie When I think of her, my temperature rises Don't take it out on me There's no guarantee You can't expect us to hold auntie to let you do it Right Fatty, you have a filthy mouth Mr Feng, girls need time I want time too, but it's urgent now Tomorrow is 5354's first week First week? Yes So he wants Pei to perform free religious service What did you think I wanted? You want someone to perform religious service? That's easy, Wei will arrange that I... Wei, you can perform religious service? Wei was brought up by Auntie Pei That means a spiritual family His grandpa is the One-Eyebrow Priest and his granny is Miss Phantom Let alone religious service, he can exorcise too Is that so? Use our service, we're cheaper Well, don't fool me Who's fooling you? Well, I'll arrange your entry in a minute Okay How can I perform any religious service? Don't you want to fool around? Sure The shapely type There is none How about women? You are chasing ghosts, or women? He said it haphazardly And so did | The yin elements seem high here Sure, it's the girls' prison Right Mr Feng, it takes true breath to catch ghosts You can't get it by jeering at us Catching ghosts? They said even catching ghosts is no problem Why not just eliminate them once and for all? Can they do it? Of course. Lure the ghosts first Now we need a girl of a yin date to lure the ghosts What do you mean? March 7, 19685/ June 4, 1967 Which of you is right? He's conservative like his dad, using the lunar calendar He studied Teppanyaki in Japan for 2 mouths Are you good in Japanese? The exact date is July 14, 1967 Mr Feng, time's up; hurry Go and check You only care about your own What about us? Well, what about us? Right We are vulnerable if we three do it together Luckily I kept my senses intact How come there's this cabbage We can break jail Are you crazy? There's no sun at night Don't be in the way while I eat I men the solar eclipse What do you mean? Would I die? Of course not You carry the anvil housing me We'll make it then We can't even get out of the cooked rice room It's easy to get out of here Help, help! Help... Are you all right? Come down Sorry What lousy gimmick! Let's go You won't be treating me like that! Better than your stinking gimmicks! Mr Feng Have you landed any? There are two: Blackie Chang and Sold On Balls Listen, everybody, we're disinfecting the prison Stay here for the time being Be nice and behave Sold On Balls, come out Mr Feng, Blackie's in the cooked rice room Get her out Mr Feng, she's escaped Have all men fetch her back What now? Run against the wall Sorry What lousy gimmick! It hurts! We didn't match but it'll be different Is it true? Time's running out! It hurts! Where's Jane? Why don't you leave? Let's leave together Let me go! Why are you caring an anvil? Don't take it away! Stand over here How come there are tow of them? They were both born on the same day Which one do you prefer? Choose her. Her name's Blackie Ghosts only haunt the unlucky That's fairer Yes What do you mean? They both want to do it Let the ghost have an option. That's fairer I still don't understand If you do, you don't need our service Blackie's Yours Those with wrong zodiac signs or over 40 Should tum aside Those over 30 piss Mr Feng, I'm scared Go out and piss then I'll go out first With the beating of gongs, all gods appear I always come upon those beautiful prison girls but I may die when disaster strikes Why do you always stare, Mr Feng? If ghosts come, your whole family will perish Don't open wide your eyes, you two Let's co-operate and act well Then forget the $200 debt you owe me Possessed, possessed! 5354 I shouldn't suffer like that possessed! Possessed, possessed! Possessed, possessed! Possessed! Son of the bitch! You need purple incense. Stop moping Purple incense is like ginger, you get bruises only What's this? Outrageous! The left would cool you down What is it? What are you doing? Mr Feng, ghosts! I know. Aren't we trying to catch them now? Go away I quit. Don't try anything foolish! Don't. Don't try anything foolish! He's kissing your girl friend Help them Try had to pull them away What now? Beat her Don't, I'm up above Don't, don't! Jane How dare you bully me, you three bloody kids! You claimed to catch ghosts? Mr Feng Shut up! I'm acting on orders, no favours First, I'll sue you for conspiracy in cheating Come in Mr Feng, the prisoners are escalating their protest Never mind them. Go out! Second, I'll sue you for fooling a public servant Third, I'll sue you for intrusion into prison Intrusion? And you misbehaved and seduced female prisoners with intent or attempt to molest them sexually The protestors are seeking help of other prisons Damn it! Black out all news on ghosts Yes, sir What'd be the sentence if we were found guilty? Minium up to 1997 But I can cancel the charges any time if you help me bring back Pei to catch ghosts I'll give you 15 minutes to consider Is he really dead? Yes, go and see the last of him at once What lousy gimmick! He told you to get me into the prison, didn't he? Auntie Pei, don't put it that way! Mr Feng is your old friend Right Well, for old times I'll give his corpse free makeup if he does die Auntie Pei, I didn't know you were so inhuman You're cold-blooded; you've let down Mr Feng Go away, go away! He told me repeatedly to give you his will You've got this pocket watch This watch can remind you of Mr Feng Why is this watch so familiar? Because it was a gift you gave him But the engraving is different You don't believe us? Well, let's go back to collect his corpse Miao, Wei, let's go Let's go Just couldn't convince her even though you cried so real Beg her once more She won't agree, period. Let's go Are you sure you want to go? Auntie won't come. What shall we do? Your auntie Wait for me We ask for catching ghosts and transfer! Down with bloody ghost; step down, warden! We ask for catching ghost and transfer! Down with bloody ghost, step down, warden! We ask for catching ghosts and transfer! Down with bloody ghost; step down, warden! Silence! Listen, I'm warden Feng. Keep calm I'm bowing to public opinion to have this dialogue Who's your representative? Feng, I'm the representative of the girls We ask for a transfer of prison or your transfer! Your, transfer! I don't understand why you want a transfer The surroundings here are not bad And frankly, there's not one single ghost here You lie with your eyes wide open! You kids, didn't you say he was dead? What? Nonsense! What So much the better He really has a lucky charm Congratulations! Mr Feng, she's coming. It's now up to you So you conspired to fool me When have I fooled you? Mr Feng, there are difficulties ahead Brace yourself for them Did you write this letter? Yes, I did Well, read it out Read it My dearest Pei This could be my last call of you by name this bewitching name of yours Don't laugh. Read it I'll die regretting I didn't play along in the restaurant to go to bed with and deflower you What's it? Mr Feng's perverted! Even at his age, he wants to deflower a virgin Deflower me! Come in I didn't write this letter Goon With that done, you'd have been my woman I could order you to catch ghosts or catch body lice You think I'd have done this? Pei, in fact... Go on, the last part is more exciting Since I let that chance slip, I've had sleepless nights dreaming to have you naked by my side to take in your bewitching odour Innocent, innocent! What's so funny? Let go, let go! Don't scare me. You're hurting my hand! You'll be set free when I say so Bad, what has become of Fatty? Fatty, are you all right? Go and see what has happened What are you doing? Attention! Damn it! Catch All go up the table! Make way You're trampling on me Quiet or I'll push you down! Meng-wei, come here What's it, auntie? Show me your hand Let me use the virgin blood I haven't been a virgin for a long time Go to hell! Are you all right? Keep away! I'm going to fall down! Don't push! Jane How come there are two ghosts? Miao. Wei, come down Help! Well done, Auntie Pei Stabbing you. Very strong, isn't it? Auntie Pei, what'd become of the ghosts you caught? They'll turn into bloody water in 2 hours One of them is my friend. Please release her My duty is to catch ghosts, not release her Let her go, I beg you, Auntie Pei She won't harm anybody; she saved me once Are you crazy? I took pains catching her They won't agree anyway Let's take them out and burn them Don't! Keep away. Don't snatch it from me! Get it back. Don't snatch! Give it back to me. Don't snatch! Get it back for me! Give it back to me Jane, are you all right? That ring of light's dome for. Go now Virgin blood Filing money at her quickly No blood? Bad! Give me some No more blood Do something Blood, blood Your virgin blood Don't! I've already donated much blood Jane Jane, answer me Jane Auntie Pei, Jane's only wish is to leave prison Only then can she be reborn a human Please take her out, I beg you It'll be dawn in one hour; let me try my best Let's race against time Come and lend a hand Come and lend a hand, I beg you Go over Auntie Pei, what's this? A hell envoy; there's hope for Jane Pei, what's this? A hell envoy who helps ghosts reincarnate Idiot, keep away Are you all right? Don't keep away! Pei, you've discovered my secret celibacy How are you going to treat me? I'll marry you Mr Feng, we want to marry you too No, thanks
