Jo Jo It's time to get up Tell my driver to bring my car And take me to my bank manager We'1l starve when you get fired Aren't you awake yet? You know your chief is tough So get up quick Wash yourself and take some congee Cold congee is not good for you I know Hurry up! I know, grandma I'll do it myself Hurry up It's late Don't use your left hand Yes Don't choke yourself It's quarter past seven already Now go to work Better take the subway Mind your step Send my regards to your chief You're late again idiot! I'm tired of deducting your wages I hired you for $1,000 I can get a replacement for $500 Idiot! Don't follow his example Or you'll all lose your jobs! You stupid idiot! Is that all you can say? I can't think of a better word Just wait till my luck changes Now I'm your boss But you can't change your luck Or I'll call your my boss I'll come down hard on you Let me know when that day comes Get on with your work Pleased with yourself? Why? Wanna fight? Go and learn kung fu My grandma forbids me to fight A rose! Two dollars For me? I know you like me Don't kid yourself Take this to Jo Jo at 17D Write down 'Yours Ricky' on the card What's so good about movie stars? Does she has two noses and one eye? Here comes Jo Jo Can I have your autograph? You're beautiful today! Bye! The building is now haunted by a rapist That's awful All his victims are married women Lucky my daughter is still single He has raped many recently Police should castrate him I must protect her I just cut myself Wear a pair of gloves next time You're back, Jo Jo Be careful, lock your door You're beautiful I'm here; to prbtect you I want to give this rose... Rapist Rapist? Where's he? I don't see anybody Are you alright? What is it? Rapist Where do you think you're going? I'll open it for you Give me a hand You don't need me now Kill him Where do you think you're going? You won't get away this time Stop it, that's enough We've beaten up the wrong person What does the rapist look like? He has a big nose, and a birthmark on his cheek He also limps when he walks How do you know? I'm sorry You okay? No problem What is it? I've got a stomach ache Sit down at once Very painful? It's killing me Must be something wrong with your guts You're doomed Am I going to die? Sure, if your guts rot It's a slow and painful death, too Goddess of Mercy save him Your grandpa and father died the same way They're both 28 when they died It could be hereditary I'm almost 28 now What a coincidence Why don't I inherit something better I hope it's not hereditary Have you got a pain-killer? That's for foreigners I'll get you a cup of blessed tea Drink it, and don't use your left hand Give me some candy Drink up It's good for you It's not too late to begin Start praying every day Bow 300 times a day Try to win the Goddess's favour Where's your manner? Feeling alright now? I knew the Goddess would save you I ate a lot of beans today The beans caused indigestion So I've got a stomach ache You dare farting in front of the Goddess She would send you to hell The Goddess won't let me die yet I've never been happy all my life Help, a ghost It's me, Ah Ling Why do you put make-up on at night? What are you splashing around? Blessed Tea Looking for me? I want to talk to you Too many mosquitoes Let's sit here It's dirty Sit down What is it? I've fallen in love Why do you tell me? We both know him Sam Hui? He's married I don't like him My God... I've knitted a jacket for him I've spent nine months working on it Lift your foot I knit until my hands bleed You want to choke him with it? Why don't you buy him a T-shirt? My God... You're dumb She's not my type You've won Ten dollars a game okay? With you? I'll giwe you five balls Play with him Okay, come on How about $5,000 per a game As you wished One and three down the cornersFour at the corner Six down the corner Are you alright? You're fantastic Seven and eight down the corners Nine down the corner You're just superb Let's have another game You'll lose your pants What a creep We're the champions here Ten dollars for a game, okay? What do you say? Buy me a packet of cigarettes I'll give you a $100 tip I'll win you $3,000 in half an hour I'm 28-year-old I've been playing fot $100 all my life Don't come to me without $10,000 Don't push me too far Ricky! Damn it! This is my personal tableIt's expensive What's the matter with you? I'll fight him! Forget it I want to beat him Don't do it if you can't manage You will hurt yourself I don't want to stay poor all my life Want to get rich? Why not get your fortune told? What's wrong with me? Am I going to get married this year? You lock exactly like Simon the pimp You have a nice round face You're a womanizer! That means... You'll fall in love today! She's a beauty! Really? So pretty that you don't want to touch her Because you're afraid of damaging her skin She's also filthy rich That's wonderful! What about me? You're doomed Am I going to die? Your nose is too big You're plagued ny bad luck for years Your eyes are too far apart So you1ll be rich before you die Will I live to enjoy my good fortune? How old are you? Almost 28 Pay me mow Why? You may go any minute now Hurry up Two Your face is long and your forehead narrow You won't live long That means... You won't live beyond 28 How can I avoid it? Give me $500 and I'll tell you Don't worry He may not be right I hone so, too If he's right, why are you so poor? You better give up about Jo Jo I'm sorry Never mind Thanks Don't mention it That must be fate God won't make mistakes You are... Julia My name is... Tell me some other time Some other time? The fortune-teller was right! Start arranging for my funeral Don't believe in what he said Catch her! Don't let her get away! Damn it What? Wamna fight? I'll buy a jet and park it outside your door Talking to me? I was talking to my father Nice of you to call me father My father's dead for a long time Stop it Don't fight Ignore him Let's go Fatso You havn't graduated yet Your kung fu's just not good enough You got a way to get rich? Buy a lottery ticket! What are the numbers 36, 24, 35 That's a woman's measurement! It's Jo Jo measurement And? 12, 6 and 11 Whose measurement is that? Jo Jo's... when she ~ one month o1( How do you know? I read it in the papers I even know vhat she likes to eat I'm sorry Just watch it Has it begun? Soon Master Drunking Boxing Drunking Boxing was invented by Master Yue And developed by Jackie Chan developed The Drunken Elbow style The Drunken Elbow style The Drunken Flute style! The Drunken Flute style! The Drunken... Double kicks Stay tuned for the Lottery draw! The Drunken Knee style! The jackpot is over $3 million! The Drunken... Drunken... The Drunken Lady style The Drunken Lady The winning numbers are... 6, 11, 12, 24, 35 and 36 I've won Are we still friends? Me for you and you for me One for all and all for one Grandma This house is too big I don't like the colour of it I'll buy some made with polar bear skin No wonder polar bears are dying out I want a Piccaso to brighten up the walls Thousands of dollars just for these I'll get a statue of Jo Jo It's so romantic facing the sea What's the use? You can't make love with a statue I just want to look at it River deep, mountain high! Where's everybody? Where have they gone? Ricky? He must have got rich! Am I invited? I just have to go Hello, Rocky's florist? Send a hundred dozens of roses to Jo Jo! Put 'Yours, Ricky' on the cards He never treats me like that! Let's get drunk today Is it your birthday today? Every day's a birthday when you're rich Is Mr Hui in? Please come in Keep on eating Mr Hui You're welcome, Chief! Just happen to be in the neighborhood... Give him a chair let's eat! Please sit down Thanks Let's drink up Let's enjoy ourselves today! Chief, come and join us This is fine here Come over here Do you know the proper way to eat crabs? No What is it? Yeah, what is it? You only eat the legs not the meat Because the legs are the best It's nice to have the Chief with us So we should let him have all the legs That's right Bring out the crabs Chief, don't waste it Eat them all Nice? Excellent! Chief, aren't they tasty? Chief, aren't they great? You mustn't let the team down So this is from us to you We wish you all the best Good! Thanks Go on, eat! Let's drink up! Here's looking at you, Chief! Cheers! Useless! Don't drink if you can't take it Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing here? Don't overdo it We work our bottoms off And you still treat us badly We all work for a living And we're friends Don't be nasty to us I know Okay, let's have another drink Another one? Let's offer the Chief another toast Cheers We'll work hard for you He must be crazy He could have donated the money to charity Instead he makes me slave all day He could buy a piece of gold with that Look, the whole passage way is blocked What happen if there's a fire? He must be mad Who do you want? I'm... Didn't I just tell you off? No Every man is the same They're all crazy You are...? All these from you? Yes! Come on in Thanks for the flowers I've admired you since you were a child star Really? Just a little present for you Happy birthday I'll be home today I'm with a friend Didn't I pay you well enough? Why did you desert me? I only love your... Money? You hypocrite! You won't love me if I'm poor Scram, I don't want your money You'll come back to me soon You are disappointed I'm a versatile actress When I try to be myself, they think I'm acting A butterfly is pretty But it farts all the same How philosophical! It's a line from my film You should give these flowers to someone Ricky! You... I don't want you to sell flowers anymore What do you want me to do? Wait on my Grandma Do I have to pray for her? No, I'll buy her a tape-recorder Marriage is a man's graveyard It's either this or that Yes! $10,000 a game, okay? So it's you, my dear Ricky I want you to lose your pants I like playing with the wealthy Get me some cigarettes and keep the change I want to be your valet I'll be back at once You first One and three down the corners Marvellous Four and six down the corners Excellent Five down the corner So so Clear the table Fantastic... oh! Expensive? How much? $1,000 per square inch? I'll pay you $5,000 per square inch? Don't flash money in front of others Other people may not like it You fool I don't know movie stars like your kind What is it? Let's go Your cigarettes, sir I've never wanted a valet Get yourself another job I never know you're such a good dancer I can't dance when I was poor Everybody has to start somewhere It's on me tonight Could this be a coincidence? We're all chasing after the same thing Am I really holding your hand? We all have the same line on our palm The lines are joined from now Nothing can break the lines I can never resist money and love Destiny is wonderful What is it? Are you alright? I've got a stomach ache When did it start? I've had it since I waa a kid Could it be fatal? Shut up and take me away Ricky has a stomach ache Mr friend has a stomach ache You'll have to take him home? We'll see each other some other day When do we meet again? When I need you I will appear Fatso! Fatso! Wake up Fatso Ricky is sick What? Let's go What is the price of gold now? It'll goes up to $3,700 in 10 minutes I'll buy 3,000 taels Next! What is it about the United states? Their Energy Program will affect the price Keep an eye on it for me What is it? Doctor, I'm doomed Don't come to me if you're doomed Then you'd save $70 I'm busy Go away Next! Did you buy for me? Sell it when it's $3,700 What's wrong with you? That man just said he would die Don't come to me if you're going to die Could it be cancer? If you know you got cancer What's the use of doctors? Gone up again? I'll wait for your call I won't hand up I'll wait You may have breast cancer What is it? Wonderful I'm rich! Sell it when the price goes up to $3,900 I've just made another fortune I'm very sick Can you take the lady away for a check-up? X-ray can tell whether she has cancer Stop breathing now Don't move Hold your breath Number 53 My turn yet? What's your number? 55 Not yet Who's 53? It's me Just follow me Father, you better sign your will now Can you sign these cheques first? You've got cancer Give those houses to me Don't give them to anybody else Will you sign the will first? Hurry up Go on I want to go to the bathroom He wants to go to the bathroom Bathroom? 54, who's number 54? Someone offered 17 million for the land! Sell it Thanks Grandpa What is wrong with me? I think you got cancer The interior of your throat is rotten I think this is cancer of the throat It must be the result of smoking I think you better enter hospital now And then get a complete check up Nuumber 54 My turn now? It's your turn, Ricky Number 54? Follow me He still won't sign He will die very soon I think this is... What is it? Did my friend really got cancer? I'm 80 percent certain He still got a 20 percent chance then I'm a bona fide doctor If I prove you wrong I'll crack you skull Want to threaten me? If someone can let me die in peace I'll give all my money to him Watch what you're saying I understand everything now You must be drunk Don't let Grandma knows about it It'll be a tremendous blow to her How do you feel now? I'm afraid Get some sleeping pills for me Don't worry I'll be back soon Give me a bottle of sleeping pills You got a prescription? What prescription? Sleeping pills can kill I'll be an accomplice if someone commits suicide No prescription no pills Ricky wants to commit suicide If I jump I'll did for sure I have no regrets I have no regrets I can die in peace I can die in peace But I owe my Grandma a lot I'm also in debt to my wife and kid Hey, you... Help, pull me up Let me go Mind your own business Why do you have to commit suicide I don't want to be hacked to pieces What happan to your and kid if you die? The Government will take care of them Let me go, I want to die Let me go, I want to die What's your problem? I owe loan shark $20,000 Money? I can give it to you I hope you're not kidding It's a vast sum of money Help me up then Thanks a lot, pal You want to die, too? I've got cancer I want a painless death I want to end it all now You want to die in peace then? Of course You want to die quick and painlessly You want a full burial? Yes Give me $50,000 I'll hire someone to kill you I promise you'll die in peace I hope you're not lying to me You've just saved my life Why should I cheat you? Marvellous We've to part now I hope hell is better than here Good luck to you Thanks Goodbye Where can I find you again? Look up at the 8 Hammer Hill Casino I can die now Why do you want to commit suicide? You're a stupid fool Most fools die foolishly you know I don't have to do it myself I can die painlessly and unknowingly Just like that A professional hitman is going to do me in You are joking I'm not This is Dr Moan Is Mr Hui in? Want to see if I'm still alive? I made a terrible mistake You are not going to die I'm not? You were just too nervous, that's all Relax and you'll be okay You've almost killed me I want to strangle you A mistake is a mistake At least you now know the story If my friend really committed suicide I'd sue you You'll have to support his Grandma, too If all doctors are like you There won't be anybody left in the world I'm really doomed this time Why? I've hired someone to kill me Why did you do it? I don't want to die now Where did you find the killer? The casino was the go-between Go get your money back Is there time? Go on, hurry up Where are you off to? I'll be back soon Wait What is it? Don't catch a cold A cold will lead to a flu Go Don't worry, I'll be back soon You take care of him for me Okay, goodbye Come back soon Try your luck upstairs Where's Black Whirlwind? He's upstairs Let's go Try your luck upstairs Have you seen Black Whirlwind? Have you seen Black Whirlwind? No, I haven't Hawe you seen Black Whirlwind? Black Whirlwind? Do you know Black Whirlwind? He just lost $40,000 this morning I don't have to die now why? He has only $10,000 left And that's not enough to hire a killer You can live a few more years now Right, let's go Help Didn't you say Black Whirlwind lose? I haven't quite finished He later won back $80,000 Where can I find him? He disappeared like a whirlwind You want to find Black Whirlwind? Sure Give me $1,000 Hurry 1000 Where is he? He was just murdered! You asked him to hire some killers? How did you know? He told me I'm doomed Where can I find the killers? What do they look like? 2000 Give it to him You won't be able to stop them now They are invisible Ricky, are you alright? Sorry to have dragged you into this Rubbish We're friends That way Tear gas Go wash your face quick! Want to fool me with this old trick? Long time no see Come out They must be the killers in disguise Even in the police station there is no completely safe Police will protect us Killers are everywhere What shall we do What shall we do? Let's think of a way out I'm tired We're not going to die here What is it? Are you alright? I want to wash my face Fatso I'll kill you for ruining my geese Don't die, Fatso What are you doing here? I'm practicing! Why don't you practice somewnere else? My poor head...! Still alive? I don't want you to go I'll kill you for scaring me You won't get awey from me I'll kill you Let's go, here they come Let's hide We'll fight it out with them What is the matter with you? Are you mad? Ricky I'll give you all my money Just don't kill me You're useless I don't want to die Come down, it's dangerous Go away, leave me alone! Don't kill me, I want to live Come down Leave me alone They're coming Hide Go away, leave me alone! Calm down They'll kill if they know you're rich I don't want to live You're no friend of mine Let's break off relation now But you're my only friend We've always been together And now we're going to die together No buring together I've got body odour What is it I think we've to bury together Help Let me out Help We'll have to fight them if we want to live We're no match tor them Even the handicapped can swim And we're not handicapped Yes! Let's go Help! Save me Come and help me! Help Help! Help me out I'll follow you! Hurry up! Julia, the way we met... Was just like a romantic film Once we met we become friends And eventually... we become... Husband and wife? All men are weaklings Wait! They've escaped! Wait for us! Wait They're over there Still eating lollipop? You look dangerous Right Let me get you to some place Great Your home? Is this the place? Do we go in from the front? No, from the back Back? Why? I don't want my father know We better go somewhere else! Lets hide here for the moment Hurry Up! Get in Quick I found a lamp Watch where your hands are going I can't find her back! Don't touch anv part of a woman! Ghost His hand is caught at the door Caught? No I want to make a call There's a phone at the lounge Don't switch on the lights Shout if things go wrong It's so romantic I've always wanted to be with a girl like you Let's sing a song Why me? Grandma? Where are you I'm worried I'm with some friends What are you doing with your friends? We're looking at house I want to buy You should've told me I nearly called the ccps Thanks What are you doing? I'm safe Don't worry! Go to sleep Ricky Close your eyes and sleep Ricky, where are you? Mama is here with you Ricky I'm the only one you love? If I'm the only man left in the world You're the only one I love You're kidding me Never Julia! Julia Men are all evil Julia, why? Let go She has already killed two Why did she want to kill? She's mad! She was a rich girl But she was raped by 3 fat men 5 years ago It was too much for her That's why she hates man She kills for revenge What place is this? A mental hospital Will you take good care of her? You'll be mad soon Hurry up and go There's no vacancy here Ricky! Horrible! Ricky! Don't steal my child I want to see wether he's sick Hurry up then It's you Long time no see Run My child Go away you Go back Ricky Grab her What is the place? A memtal hospital Then Julia is... 80 much for the fortune-teller Ghost Let's stick together Fatso What's happened to your head? Nothing Ghost The nurses... They have been poisoned Another two over there They're all dead! The wworld coming to an end Help Super Man! I'll kill you Will you just stop it Why did you hit my child? You're a bad mother I'll hit you tor that You dare! You deserved it Ricky Don't be afraid Thanks Give me the rod Wait Wait Horrible Wait Bumpkin Help! Let's see who's quicker on the draw! You're mad! Trv to fool me? I'll kill you! You seem to be dying You just crawl out of the grave! You can choose between going mad or die You can decide Do you know why they are here? I bet they don't know themselves It's all because of money Ricky Why are we going in opposite directions? Because we are going insane Those people are filthy rich Get them and the money's yours Don't let them escape Still remember the bottling plant? And the days we fool around and eat on the street? Those were the happy days I've got a lot to say berore I die Be brave We've overcome so many obstacles Swallow your tears Get out of my way and listen A shot at the head The one who dies loses Place your bet Kill him I bet he dies I bet the Fatso fellow dies Let's see who's luck's better Kill him Please don't kill me I want to live You've been a coward all your life You must show them that you're brave But they're all insane Please don't kill me Don't surrender Don't kill me You're breve! Can you aim a bit lower? Don't be afraid! Just ignore everything I'm afraid but I won't show it You're a hero! Because you're taller than Napoleon Thanks A hero is a hero! I'll commit suicide when you die A good friend is invaluable Money is good for nothing I understand everything now You re brave You're a man Damn it, shoot! You'll be dead! But if you don't kill me with one shot... Shoot! Don't let us down in your last act! You're a big star! I bet I'll win a Oscar for this Oscar... Don't you miss Don't shoot my friend He still has to look after his Grandma I'm single! Kill me! I'm responsible for this Kill me! Ricky! Let me die I don't want to be called a coward Kill me Kill me Kill me Super star A hero Over there Ricky Grandma Are you alright? I'm fine Lucky you don't hang up the phone What are you doing here, you are mad I'm okay Don't worry! Ah Ling... Ah Ling... I haven't slept for two nights because of you You care for me Let's get married You must be crazy! Mr policemen, don't get rough with them They're all my friends
