陳百祥 李嘉欣 通俗騙術喜劇|起尾注 (Coup De Grace)|陳百祥|李嘉欣|單立文|梁婉靜|方剛|粵語中字+ENG|8號電影院 HK Movie|香港電影01|1992

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Hands off! Crazy! You'd not play like this, don't you know how to play Pai Ka! My stake is bigger than yours, so what? Your stake is only a hundred, you'd better shut up Bastard! Who do you think you are? Ducksoup Seng, let's continue playing, forget it How bad luck am I? Lose again! Uncle Yen, lend me some money please Don't! You'll not be sure win! Don't worry! I'll be responsible OK! It's your turn, I bet $1,000 only Are you scared? Get lost! Are you crazy? Do you know how to play? Are you idiot or mentally handicapped? Shut up! Banker wins Shit! Lose again! You jinx! I would not have lost if not because of you, get lost I've just started playing but you've lost all my money! I'll pay back tomorrow Maybe, we can ask shark Chuen for $20,000 and bet again But I've old debts I've got an idea What? Draw now Brother Chuen, Ducksoup Seng & I'd like to borrow $20000 Seng, you've not returned the old debt yet Brother Chuen, don't you trust me? $8,000 is just a small amount My uncle owns a jewellery shop, do you think I can't pay you back? Here is $20,000, 20% interest, you'd pay $2400 per day A hand for 3 days' delay, a leg for 6 days' delay... I can recite it! I'll pay you back You'd better remember it! My stake is the biggest now, it's my turn How about the last game? Banker won again Shit! I've a stomachache, collect the money for me please Troublesome! Treasure...in double! I've seen a different set before, why it has changed? You've changed the Pai Kau with Yen! Shut up! You'll win too I'll watch you being beaten up by losing a thousand, it's worth! Brother Tung, someone's cheated! No tricks here! Did you cheat with Yen? Do you trust the bastard? Don't you? Why's so noisy? Brother Chuen, Piggy said Seng cheated with Yen You dared to play tricks in my place? I dare not! This is you territory! You can ask Yen for the truth! Take him out He escaped through the window How dare you! Break his leg Don't! How can I pay you back if my leg is broken Don't! Don't... Then do you know my rules? Sure! A hand for 3 days' delay, a leg for 6 days' delay... Stop! Just remember it! Go! Go & eat shit! You lazy pig, get up, or you'll be late! What? Make love now? Time to work To work What have you just said? Nothing at all, it's just a dream Hurry up! My neck got hurt Sit well, is it here? Actually you can sleep on bed, we'll get marry soon No! I'll do something when sleeping with you I don't want to do something which will harm our perfect life I want everything to be happened in a perfect timing You do have a clear mind Get up, or you'll be late I've said not to get on bet! You're clear-minded You'll be late! Hurry up You've an appointment tonight with my dad & auntie for discussing our marriage Don't be late, they don't like you, you know it They look down upon me, I know it Be prepared, they'll ask for a large sum of money I've prepared, I'll take my own diamonds & sell them for our marriage Then I'll give $200,000 to your dad as lucky money Does your diamond worth so much? Why you kneel down? Would you marry me? But you're wearing underwear! I'm in a hurry, sorry, I'll make it next time You're late In this meeting, I'll inform you a good news Boss, no one'd believe that When I entered the MTR this morning, Stop it, everyday there is a story on you, deduct $10 I've been late for one minute only Uncle, me too... You're my nephew, so deduct $20 But...uncle... No more talking, or you'd pay in $50 & $100 respectively I don't know why you two are always late My home is far from the stop What? From TST to Tsuen Wan only How about those who live in NT & Lantau Island? They'd be the farmers! No one will work in town then They need heavy exercise maybe... Sure, they're early birds, no sex at night too Or, they'll be tired to walk! Behave yourself, it's a meeting! I'd like to talk about the diamonds which are bought recently These diamonds worth over 2 million dollars Who can sell it, I'll give 2% commission It's too little, uncle! You have only 1% commission Cause you're my relative No problem? Any problems is my own problem Dismiss He's such a mean boss! He treats his relative even worse What a bastard! Asshole! That bastard will add at least $300 as increment to you But I've only $30. It's nothing! A pack of cigarette can do, and for 1/2 hour's parking I'm poor indeed, otherwise I don't have to borrow from you Forget it OK, please lend me $500 then In fact you mean borrowing from me One borrows my money, one deducts my salary, how poor am I! Fred, get the diamond from the branch for me I've same diamonds for sale, they're my own belonging Pilfered property? Of course not! Take back for a look then You're deaf & dumb but not blind You'd remember me! I was cheated by you this morning How dare you can come again? I'm in a hurry Robbery... Robbery! Go! Are you scared to speak? Don't come here! Robbery! Robbery at the back Robbery! How dare you rob? Beat him! No! The robber is upstairs, you've mistaken Robbery! Aren't you thief? I'm not! You nut! Why you beat me? You're now beaten by robbers! Don't! Don't take away my diamonds Don't go... My head is bleeding, but I've to chase after you... Give the brief-care back to me... My bowl! You bastard... Throw it down Don't go! It's too high! I'll be dead if I jump down How dare you bread my bowl! Boss, you'd help me! The diamonds mean my wealth My marriage, my home... all depend on the diamonds Calm down! How many the diamonds cost? About $700,000 $700,000 There must be insurance for your diamonds So the company loss that I told the police included my loss You're a clever boy! Did you buy insurance? No, boss You're more mean then me! I put it in the bank, but I've never thought of robbery Please do me a favour! May my diamonds counted as the co. loss? It sounds easy, but the insurance co. will check I'll talk to Mr. Chan of the insurance co. later Is it serious? Have a look yourself You're like an Indian! But you can rest a few days There is a new medical policy... Sorry! Easy compensation too! It's too late! Come here, I've something to tell you Let's co-operate, we've equal share, OK? Do something for me please No! The company will check it carefully Why not? If it is the company's property, they must be recorded We can't cheat! I'm leaving now No? Boss, I've a great loss! I've tired my best! But he refused He'd not be late! Well he come or not? Auntie! Don't get angry, he doesn't mean to be late Yes He doesn't mean it, but he's been late for an hour Dad! I've no bias against him, I tell the truth only I've predicted his life He has early bad luck His future is not good! He has late marriage and late fortune too Why bad luck comes early? So, I've prepared for his late His parent's died early, no help from brothers & sisters His life's full of sorrows... Then how can he survive with such bad luck? Sure, his life is filled with bad luck So, if he marries before 30, his wife will soon be dead Tina, so don't marry him! Auntie, how can you believe dad's fortune telling? My marriage should not be influenced by those superstition He said that Fred was an orphan, he's been correct Also, his fortune will lose easily He is a jinx, so you'd better not marrying him Here comes the jinx Mind your word, dad Ok, I will shut my mouth, he's been late for 2 hours only Fred, what's happened? Come in first Sorry, uncle, I... Stop! Isn't he jinx? The most important that, are your diamonds lost? No uncle... What? These worth $700,000? My boss said the buyer, if he could find one, would pay the amount You're wrong, only the fool will pay $700,000 for these Don't you think I'm fool? What'd happened? Where are the diamonds? Robbed! Robbed? Are they insured? I never trust insurance You didn't buy insurance? My predictions are 100% correct! Dad! Am I wrong? Why don't you buy the insurance? I... I've never seen a fool like you Who is going to marry, who will be jinx You've no money now, so our discussion ends now You've been hurt! Go home for a rest Uncle, maybe we can register first What? Uncle... Are you dreaming? Hi Hi Sorry... but this is my home! Who is it? Fred, why are you hurt? I was robbed I've lost $700,000! You're robbed? You've made a dead set at me! Why? Are the diamonds yours? No, but I owed shark some money & should pay up tonight I come here to borrow $400,000 purposely Why you're so careless! Why do you think you are? I've 4 eggs to lend you only Tina's dad wants to cancel our marriage! I don't keep my promise, shark Chuen would kill me Who's that girl? My girlfriend Bowie Can you show me a steady girlfriend? Your life is risky! How can you have-romance still? She's wearing my shirt & walking around! Don't you think this's a prostitute home? But we're friends! Lower voice please, keep some self-esteem to the others Why should I? I've nothing now, who is going to give me something? Shut up! Mr, is it your home? Your pyjamas & bed sheet will be taken to the laundry I'm not blaming you, but your boyfriend I know nothing, but I'm hungry Seng, go & eat now Eat something, come on I've no mood Just forget the latest conversation I won't care, so, just take it easy Don't be silly, what I don't want to eat not because of you I am sad because of the losing diamonds & marriage It's stupid to get married! You big mouth! That's why HK lacks virgins All people are having pre-marry sex, thus no virgin at all What did you say? Duck-soup Seng! Shit! Brother Chuen, let's discuss... Go & help! Hurry up Are you going to help? No, I'm just watching Stand aside! Go & help I've promised to watch only Seng, you'd pay back within 3 days, or, your hands should be paid Be smart! Let's go I've got it! What's up? It's lucky that I was used to be beaten up Go to hell, why didn't you help? How could I help? With my broken hand? I'd protect your girlfriend & support you psychologically Stop your bull shit Take 2 days' rest & you'll be ok May I speak to Tina? Spoken, who are you? It's Fred speaking Why your voice's changed? Cause your dad doesn't want me to talk to you He is out, and he'll go to Macau tonight Macau? My uncle & his whole family have just come back form Canada, so dad organized a trip for them You're alone Yes Woo! I'd make good use of this chance Fred, why don't you answer? Oh, let's have dinner at your home OK? For I'm having bad luck recently My home? I'll buy the steak & come right after I'm off What you're starring at me It's a kind of enjoyment by starring at you I feel more satisfied to watch you than eating You big mouth That means you're appreciating me When a man approach a lady with praise, that means he is demanding What do you want? Stop talking, do you think tonight is romantic? Did you remember? I've said... Our happiness'd occur in perfect & romantic atmosphere What's wrong with the record? I think, it must be damaged by my cousin It ruined the atmosphere Shall we watch TV in your room? It's out of order, let's watch this one I know how to repair Why can't I put it in? What's wrong with me? I've learnt form the guide book! What's wrong? Do you know it? Of course, give me one minute Well, I'll take the shower first Fine Shower? Fred, I'm scared! What's wrong? Out of electricity only Where are you, Fred? Don't be afraid! I'm here to save you Where are you? I'm looking for a torch Let me set up first! Be quick Come on, come on How can you make a wrong date? So what? You bastard! I'll cut your balls out! Is Tina here? How dare you call again? I'll cut your balls out & hang it in Tien-en Mun, do you believe? Sorry, I've got a wrong number Fred, the phone is out of order, repair it Why me? You call the CSL You did it last time, the efficiency of CSL is so slow Why don't you call me to clean the toilet? What? If you don't repair it I'll cut you salary. I'll count 3 1, 2... Deduct salary again? Well. I'll do it... if you ask me to sleep with your wife! Here is not coffin shop, stop calling again, or I'll chop you What're you doing? This is nice I agree, it's beautiful Sir, so you want to phone? Sure, thanks Where are you now? In the jewellery shop Choosing present for my mom The new immigrants asked when'd they-rob this shop They'll rob the other one if we delay again Tell them to prepare for the dinner, I'll be right back Thanks. You're welcomed What are you looking? I'm just thinking which horse'd win tonight I've to tell boss about the robbery Robbery! You asshole! You're cursing me? No! If you can't repair it, you'll be fired I won't tell that bastard about the robbery, he deserves the loss Seng, a registered letter from the insurance co, to the boss Just put it down! What a nut! You'd not be mad at me I'm the accountant, watch repairer, as well as the letter box! Insurance note? Let me have a look One million? Seng, let's go for lunch The diamonds you lost worth a million? Kidding? They worth $300,000 only But it stated clearly that the diamonds worth a million A million? Yes It's incredible! Why the diamonds worth a million? The rest... damn it! The bastard cheated me He cheated my 700,000, he deserves robbing What? I've heard that some robbers will rob our company through a mis-connected line today I'll watch how he suffers Be careful! What? Don't step on it! My god! What did I break? Why you are so nervous? Get lost It's broken You can't get back the lost diamonds But the boss will ask you to pay back the broken watch It worths $200,000 You can repair it! I don't know how to repair a broken watch! What'll we do? What? Pay it! I can pay my life only! I've warned you! Never mind, I know that a horse should win tonight The return is little for a hot favourite, or you'd bet over $100,000 Here is $100,000! No! We can't lose the company's money Don't worry! We bet on place, that's OK it'd win Just relax, we'll win 10! Look, it runs as fast as lightning It's great! Fantastic Make it! We're rich! We'll be sure win! Sure! Only the idiots don't bet on horse racing It runs far from the others, just one minute We'll be rich! Go... Win, win it! What's wrong? Don't! What's happened? What's wrong! Don't! Why did I trust you, asshole! If it'd definitely win, you'd have been millionaire! My money! We'd leave here! Poor me! I can't borrow from the shark, I've no guts to rob... No! if my message is correct, the robbers'll come to rob Then, they'll leave me a share... but I don't know them How can I have a share? What're you thinking? Solution! Any solutions? Yes! My uncle cheated your insurance He is dishonest, he is bad egg So we'd take the money back To rob him? No, we can make good use of this chance Now? If the conversation you've heard is true Those robbers will rob our shop after the holiday If we can exchange the diamonds with some forged ones before they come The robbers should become the scapegoat Only God will know it! But how to exchange? I've planned Tomorrow, I'll come to the shop with my girlfriend Bowie She will act as a rich lady coming for precious diamonds The boss will come & serve himself Mrs Ford Mrs Ford May I show you some precious diamonds? I'm glad to Just a minute These diamonds are of high quality Fine, I buy all! What? All? Well, I'll...give a 10% discount Make it 2.5 million Great $2.5 million Give me a pen Yes madam Mrs Ford, the name is written wrong Oh, but only one cheque is left Never mind, keep them for me, I'll take it 2 days later OK... I just like these diamonds Please pack them up in an envelope with my signature on Thus, we don't have to worry OK...Fred, do it for Mrs Ford Be careful Be careful Sign here please OK Keep carefully for me I'll lock it in the safe-box Are there any diamond necklace? Yes, Fred, keep it in the safe I'll show you What kind of style do you want? Then, there comes the robbers I think they'll come in one or 2 days If they don't come... You'll be in deep shit then! You're the last one to touch the envelope I'm in danger! Sure, big money comes from risk It's exciting to be thieves! We get the diamonds with small tricks only Don't be happy, the robbers have not yet come Don't worry! If your message is correct, they'll surely come How to do with them? Hide it! Police! Are they coming for us? It's not reasonable! The robbers've not be disclosed So, our secret'd not be disclosed Would the thieves rob after office hour Unfortunately they're caught, then boss knows that the diamond... Then he knows it's our trick! What did you say? Are we in such bad luck? Forget it, lets get away now Woo! They're coming! What'll we do? Hide the diamonds! Am I going to hide it? You'd better keep it Can I? Tina, why you are here? Fred, dad only objects our marriage I can't imagine that you'll court the other girls No... You still fool around with such bastard Don't misunderstand me, Tina, let me explain... 2 days have gone, why hasn't Mrs Ford come? Why hasn't the thief come? Be smart! What're you looking? Stop looking at me We're looking what you're looking I'm looking for Mrs Ford She left the diamonds here for 2 days I believe that she'll come today, look, what a fine weather today! Weather is fine, health is good, so cause good memory Do you think I'm selling vitamins? Idiots! Where are you going? To the safe To get something? Of course, to get the diamonds Don't! maybe you wait here for Mrs Ford Fred & I will fetch it for you What'll we do? I'll go & get the diamonds If the thieves don't come, you'd better act as the robber Me? Good boy! Well! I'm forced to be robber this time Don't! Don't move! Shut up Great Don't! Don't take so much... Take all the golden ornament here Where's the diamonds? Nothing's left... Here are the diamonds, uncle You asshole! Report to the HQ, I'll chase after them Calling HQ, robbery happened in Tai Chuen Jewellery Stop Robbery... Don't... Everybody freezes, I'll call the ambulance Boss, what a mess? Are you OK? Uncle, and you OK? You asshole! Why you passed me the diamonds in such bad timing? You've made a dead set at me! But you'd buy insurance Right! Insurance... This afternoon, there was a robbery in Tai Cheun Jewellery Shop 4 armed robbers robbed away large amount of gold & diamonds Which worth about 3 million Boss, the diamonds are forged The rest only worth $300,000 Brother Kwong, the diamonds are appointed by you Yes That means someone's taken it away, but no one gets such chance You're framing me, aren't you? You want to take our share too? Don't' be nervous I've never suspected you About your share, I've prepared Are you scared? It's money only Take it Don't move These are tickets to Macau Hide & rest What're you doing? Search! Damn it! Brother Kwong, they've no diamond May! Brother Kwong Do you know who did it? I don't know. On that day I did see Mrs Ford put the diamonds inside the envelope Then, my boss put it in the safe... Today, he took it out That means, one of the employers did it Who had the last touch of the envelope? Boss Boss? No, it's Fred Tse, but, it's quite impossible He is fat-headed But that doesn't mean that he didn't rob Go back & watch over him Report to me should you get any clues Goodbye... Where are we going to eat? As you like It's up to you It'd depend on your money Are you rich today? Why are you standing here? Do you feel that we're tailed? No! Where? Am I too sensitive? Cause you've robbed for the 1st time You big mouth! It's the last time We're really tailed, get lost Are they the co-partners of the robbers? I don't think so, how could they know our secret? It's the use of your long hair, right? So, when is the use of my body? No playing please, let's take action first OK Go to hell! Hit him Stop playing... Sir, he played me in the grasses Have enough fun? Now, the police is playing you No sir, it's a misunderstanding Shit! We've been played for one whole day! Maybe, the man last night wanted to rob us only But you're over sensitive & smart Aren't you? What? Why you ran with me? I just followed You could go to the other There was only one way Shut up! You two are too much sensitive! You coward! Stupid! Today is my birthday, how do you celebrated with me? We've celebrated inside the police station Stop kidding, lets go to karaoke Great Ask Tina to go with us, OK? But I don't know whether she forgives me or not You're a gentleman, so Go & beg her to come with us, she must like it Fred, ask Tina's dad to come too WE can show him the diamonds She is Mrs Ford! Practise yourself Do you feel it hard when breath in? It's soft when breath out It's an out-dated method of taking advantage I'll do by myself Let's dine after practicing There is a new vegetarian shop which is excellent I'm not on diet Ok, let's choose another restaurant After the dinner, let's watch a move ok? Tina Tina. Listen to my explanation OK? No. I'm dated Come on, let's go to the vegetarian restaurant Tina, Bowie is the girlfriend of Seng I'm not that kind of bastard, you'd know it Yes, you're bastard! Let's go OK Tina, listen to me... Hands off Listen to me... No! Go to hell What do you want? You pushed me? Who do you think you are? I'm the coach here, so what? You mean it? OK, I go that way Tina... Asshole, you wolf! No, it's just a misunderstanding Stop! Misunderstanding only My teeth... Fred! How are you? Is it painful? I know you won't leave me alone You asshole Last time was a misunderstanding too! Well, but no next time Of course Today is Bowie's birthday, we've an appointment You'll know that Bowie is the girlfriend of Seng I've prepared something for your dad, let's go It's so noisy! Why should we be here? Dad! He'll take off his clothes later, let's wait & see We're here now, stop murmuring OK? Uncle, the God of fortune loves me indeed Otherwise I won't call you here, live won the mark-six, 2 million! Is it true? You can ask Seng He doesn't believe Yeah, he did! It's a pity that I don't have a share You want to tell me these? But I've things to show you too What is it? This diamond is bought for Tina's wedding ring It worths $80,000 Let me have a look You agree our marriage, don't you? I seldom object it, but you've no money for marriage only Am I smart? Don't, I feel shy Let me have a look I'll show you when it's fixed, lets have the champagne Where is he? Inside the Karaoke Get down Cops Don't panic Brother... Don't panic... Don't act without my order, let's go Happy birthday Thanks Happy birthday Have a look! None! 20! What's the matter? Are they found? Not yet I've got a wrong place Look carefully first He seems to be... Isn't he? No Brother Kwong, they're not found She is May! Something's wrong What's up? May is with the gang leader Why they are here? May must be the informer! They must be looking for us That means our secret disclosed Sure Bowie is outside, she'll be easily found out What'll we do? Go & tell her to leave OK Why you two went to toilet so long? Shit! They come closer & closer What? What is coming? The cake Here comes the cake Why your heads down? Cut the cake now No cutting What's wrong? Fred, don't' be mad! Don't throw it What's up? Sorry sir Fred! Chase them Don't go! Don't you think I'll be scared of entering male's toilet? Bowie, stop it May is the traitor, don't you know it? They are looking for us! May I have a lighter? Sure Cop Watch them What'll we do now? Escape! Or shall we wait for murdering? Miss, this is a male toilet, what're you doing? None of your damn business I'm cop, get out at once OK Get out! Cops? We're cops I've to talk to you, get in Go! What's up? Get in Who do you think you are? Shut up, go! I suspect that you're armed, I want a search Search? Who do you think you are? Shut up! How can you talk to him in this way? Do you want to sleep in the police station tonight? The thieves must be fooling by the police Go Is she one of the thieves? I don't think so She seems to be a drug addict Addict? She seems to be Fred Bowie, go! Be careful Go! Don't go! Catch them! They're coming! Shall we chase after them? No hurry! They've not yet got rid of the diamonds Let's go to their home None of your business from now on The shop is closing, are they coming back? Where did they go? Fred'd be blamed Sir, please pay the bill, $1,835 Bastard! He is suddenly missed! He is such a beast! Consider carefully before you get marry to him He'll fool you anytime anywhere We're here! You're scaring me! Why you're so late? It's hard for us to get rid of them We're lucky indeed! Listen Watch here, we'll take the diamonds out Call us if anything happens, got it? OK, go carefully Get up They've got up, when shall we start? Don't he hurry, have a smoke first Just wait after they've taken out the diamonds They can never escape! What's wrong? What a mass! My poor home! The diamonds! Go & have a look What's wrong? They're here! Lets go! Why is it out of order? Lovely diamonds! Hurry up, no make kidding! What's it? There must be some thieves stealing car Is it the warning from Bowie? But she'd call us! Wireless phone? Shit! Let's go! Catch him! What's wrong? How can I know? Break the door! Catch them! Don't come here, or I'll throw the diamonds out You can't escape tonight Give the diamonds to me, then I'll let you go How can you tell such things? No one believes such bull shit! I'm no kidding! Obey me or I'll shoot you to death Don't get mad If you shoot, I'll throw them out! This the 16th floor, it hard for you to find them all Each worth over $100,000 You dare to play with me? Worse to worse, I'll shoot you to death This way, sir...hurry up Cops, what's up? They're the nuts, just stay outside Get away! Slowly... Come down, you'll be ok Crazy! Get down! Get down first Crazy? You're crazy! We're playing kite The thread is broken! No more playing So, come down It's dangerous, come down Come down now What's the relationship between you & the crazy men? Friends, in business No, he is lying He asked us to play the kite, but he didn't join us Fire! Someone sets the fire Go now! Bastard! Tail them Where shall we go? To a safe place of course Go & find Tina But we've made her dad furious in the karaoke We're looking for Tina but not his dad We've not a penny, we'd seek help What're you doing? Get away Bowie, hurry up Don't go! Hide here They've gone that way Go! Where are they? Hi Bump! Press them! Fainted Let's go separately Don't panic Go to hell! Get away, let me do it Are you dying? Great! Sure Let's go What a bad egg! How could he cheat all her mom's money? They really have guts to steal here! Go to hell! Uncle, it's me, Fred! Fred? I'll beat you even you are not thief How dare you make me pay the bill! Don't! Stop it Fred? Don't...help! Don't beat him again, he's Fred Look, he is hurt I've just beaten his hands & legs only... If I've beaten his head, he'd have been bleeding Look at him He said he won the mark six, and got some diamonds The diamonds should be stolen or robbed No, it's not true No? Then why you're beaten? Dad, this is not your business What've you said? But it was me to pay the bill! I feel easy that I've beaten him up Go & have a rest first Is it painful? Sit down first Tell me frankly, what's happened? We're beaten because of the sharks You're lying! Seng's loan is none of your business Why you can't go back to your home, or call the police? Just tell her! Tell? OK, I'll do it We took away the diamonds of the robbers, it worth 2 million But the secret is disclosed So they came for us... That's why we left Yeah How can you solve it? What's in your mind? I just want to stay here for few days Dreaming! My dad will kick you out later I don't want to care about you! Fred, maybe we sell the diamonds first It's difficult to sell the booty! Yeah! Brother Chuen Duck soup Seng, I'm longing for you! Don't get mad! How about the loan? We come to pay of course You're wise boy! Or you'll sit in a wheel-chair, money? I'm not paying the money What? But in diamond Look at me! It is real? Of course! It worth 80-100 thousands Is that true? Let's chat up I'll pay you this diamond, OK? Interest included I've lots of diamonds, do you have any selling source? I'll give you commission I'm a shark only, maybe, I'll give you some information Go & find Stallon Stallon? OK, let's go. Enjoy yourself, bye Where is the white ball? Over there! Is it here? Empty! Stallon Stallon... Stallon! Isn't here? Go over there & have a look Stallon! We've no vacancy for a guard! No, we're here for Stallon Who told you to find Stallon here? Appollo What's the matter? Invite him to a boxing race Boxing? Is he in? I'm, come with me He is Stallon? Great! No more acting please, are you new? Our business is enterprised, I deal with gold only You'd better find Giant 7 for these diamonds I've to ask you something Why you're called Stallon? I am used to be beaten up, so they call me Stallon You're like fat Michael Jackson You're like fat Ganndy Giant 7! Can't you buy it? Usually, I deal with small amount business You're giant? Your diamonds cost so much, I can't take it Giant, who can buy our goods then Only pock-marked Kwong can take it Nobody but Pock-Marked Kwong can take it in HK Pock-marked Kwong who is famous in selling bean-cube Not that guy! Don't play tricks I won't, go & find him Damn! None can take it! Chuen asked us to look for Stallon Who asked us to look for Giant Giant asked us to look for Pock-marked Kwong... Stop the bull shit, let's stop searching then! I don't mean it, but what'd we act this time? The black, woman, Indian, blind... Should you act as monkey & I act as a pig? Well, no more acting then If we're in bad luck, just let it be Isn't here? Certainly Let's go You firs Why? You're wearing the sun glass, you seem to be a boss Are you playing me? No, we'd show something to the buyer! Do I look like a boss? Yes, go now! Mister What? We're looking for Pock-maked Kwong, where's he? In the house ahead Thanks Anybody here? Who is it? Giant told me to find Pock-marded Kwong Come in Sorry we've gone a wrong place! Sit! I've been log waiting I'll see where can you go! Giant 7? How dare you rob Pock-marked Kwong's diamonds? Give it back to us It's none of my business, brother Kwong... How dare you rob his diamonds? You bastard! You dare to beat me? Go to hell! It's locked! Shit! Go through the glass! OK, you do it! How brave are you! Sit! OK! Start the engine... Why it's out of control! None of my business! He'd be blamed Stop... We'd caught or we'd kill them, be careful! Come down! Go! Let them practise now! I know what is meant by sailing on land! Seng, let's go separately, I'll go that way! Chase after him! I'm a good boxer indeed! He is fainted, get him back Don't move! I'm good in Kung-fu Idiot! Is it a show? It sounds good! Go to hell! Is it practical? It's heavy? A show? Practical? You like it practically I don't want play... I'll play with Giant 7! I don't know I can be a gardener! Do you feel shy? You don't have paints! You nut! Fighting needs no pants! I'll take the revenge, you kill me, or I'll take the revenge! Are you scaring me? OK, I'll kill you Seng, help me... Fred! Go to hell! You rather help the others? Fred, this way! Do you want to escape? You bastard! Why do you beat me? You can counter attack! You dare to take away my diamonds! You're good at acting, aren't you? I know acting buy not fighting! But you've been a good boxer! I'm forced! OK, I'll force you once more! You 2 fight with her, if you win, I'll let you go! You'd keep your promise! Promise?! 2 to 1, it sounds good! Yeah! Attack after I've counted 3! 1, 2, 3 I'm lucky to have slow reaction! Here she comes! Great! I don't know where the pains go! Why don't you help? Same tactic, sudden attack! I'll kill you! My ass! I'm seriously hurt this time! Where are the diamonds? Seng! How can you open fire in this way? I'm thinking! Still thinking? Tell him! I'm dying! Don't shoot! The diamonds... ...are with my girlfriend I gave you a chance to say once again With my girlfriend Tina Are you fooling me? How dare I? Call her to send the diamonds here Go! Call her, at once! OK, OK! Tina, I'm Fred Where are you? Bowie is looking for you 2 We're caught, by those robbers They want you to exchange us with the diamonds Where did you put the diamonds? Diamonds... Tell me Under the flower pot, the 1st one from the right hand side Did you listen? Yes, but I'd choose the place Tell him come to 17 metre, Tai Ning Court at 7 o'clock See you! What's up? She wants to meet in the public place And tell me to lead you to the location at 7 o'clock Well, I've the see what's the trick of your gal Dad, I've to talk to you Come over here! Stop! No body's here, there must be something's wrong? They are in my hand, what else can they do? If there's anything wrong, kill Seng What? Why it's me again, I've a broken leg... already Crazy, even a handicapped horse should be killed What's the difference between you & a handicapped people? Go! Go! There are many people inside! What? I won't scare! I feel painful, Sir! What wrong with you? You're late? Tricks? You're late! Everybody is waiting for you! Don't play gun in such a warming party, keep it Come & sign... Which district are you serving? Western District Me too! But I haven't met you before? I was the undercover, I was transferred to TST this morning I serve in TST, I've never met you before! I broke a rascal's leg on the 1st day of service So, I was sent to the reservoir Me too! Which reservoir? I don't know I've not yet received the meme... Fred! Tina! Are you OK? I'm fine, who is smart enough to think out this? Of course not me! What a great party? Don't worry, I've good arrangement already Why don't you go & catch him? Go! You're a good friends of mine... The diamonds are put inside the golden pig I'll announce No.7, then you come & get the prize Release them right after you've taken the prize! Sit here... Take them some juice, Tina! You'd better stop drinking Uncle Ho, remember, don't let them drink this bowl of juice! OK! OK! Serve the guest, I'll leave for a while OK! Have a drink, come Make yourself at home Quiet please Dear colleagues, buddies Toady, it the glorious retirement of Brother Sau Before the lucky draw, we'd like to present a prize to him Brother Sau, please come up What's on? We'd like to present you a prize The worst shooter, since you've been a cop for 36 yrs You had shot 380 times but none could hurt the target You asshole! Take this prize for memory Thanks Thanks Quiet please, as all you know During the training course, we were instructed to shoot the head When we're on duty We're instructed to shoot the legs of the target The target is running fast, how can I make it? So, if I am allowed to shoot one's head How can I miss it? If we can arrest a thief not by sharp shooting It's really difficult! It's empty! There is juice here Quiet please, it's time to toast Sure, what do you want? Coming... It's a nice party I'll do it myself... It's yours Cheers! It's time for the lucky draw Let's draw the 3rd prize No. 18! It's me... Why is he so happy? It's not this retirement! Shut up! The prize is a video recorder 2nt prize now No. 4! It's me! Let's have a look! A mobile telephone Now, here comes the grand prize No. 7, who's got no. 7? Take it for me. I? Go, hurry up! What's wrong? He is your daughter's fiance, he can't take the prize And it's a grand prize, it's not fair? What's that mean? You asshole, how dare you come up? Who gave you the card? Speak up! It's none of my business, he told me to do so How can he ask someone to take it for him? Ask him out, come on! Come on... don't be shy I'll go myself Congratulation, the grand prize is a golden pig It's heavy, go & fetch it yourself Go & get the golden pig! Where are the bullets? When I told you not to play with the gun I took the bullets out, don't move We can arrest you this time! You asshole, you dare to trap me? Fred is guilty too! We'll be put in jail together What? Do you think we all are police? We're not! They are employed to set the trap! I've called the police, the real cops are coming All are forged? Where are the diamonds? Inside the top glass! I've forgot to tell you one thing, the juice is added with luminal, it's time to feel dizzy Yeah, good timing! Buy why do I feel dizzy too? Why? The juice... Shit! Who mixed the juice together? Shit! Dad! Help! Take the diamonds back I'm dizzy... Don't let him get the diamonds! Get the diamonds! Help me... Look at you! I've warned you not to drink too much I've found one Kwong wants to leave Don't let him go! Break it, quick! Bitch, you dare to beat me? I've found it... Thanks! I want you dying too! Girls, give him some juice Hurry up! He resists, how to do? I'll scratch him... He doesn't open his mouth! I've got an idea! Bingo! My only foot can do! You'll feel dizzy soon! OK? She did a good job! What? Tain! Don't move or I'll kill her Pick up the diamonds & give them to me Help searching please! Hurry up... Hurry... The police will come soon, you can't escape Shut up! I won't trust you anymore! Give me the diamonds! Get lost! Don't chase after me Or I'll shoot her Tina! Get up Cops? Fred! Listen, surrender at once Or, we'll open fire Let's try, I've a hostage Give way at once or I'll kill her Give the diamonds to me Tina, down! I think I'll have a happy ending But I don't even get the $300,000 bonus What? How dare you mention the bonus? If I didn't hold the party as the trap You'd have been in jail now Kwong took all the responsibility & was killed The diamonds were found in his body You're lucky indeed! I've nothing now And was seriously hurt, I am the sufferer How about Seng? His leg was broken, he is lying in the hospital now Fred! Good news! Here comes Seng What? Handicapped? You big mouth! Never mind. I won't be angry Last night, there was a tragedy What? My uncle died! Fantastic! How he died? He & his family went to China by train But there was an accident, all dead! Before he died, he'd done a good job He gave all his money to his only heir Me! You're rich now You'd not forget me I'll pay for your living, don't worry I'll give you back the $700,000 His 3 shops, I'll employ you as the general manager You've got the right one for the right job, what'll you do? To enjoy life with Bowie I'll accompany him So you don't have to worry your life even you're handicapped Yeah! Give it to me... Great!
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Length: 88min 5sec (5285 seconds)
Published: Sun May 19 2024
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