I love Mexican food,
I love Mexican people I, uh I don’t know what it is,
I think we have a connection I don’t know, South Africans and Mexicans people from s#*t-hole
countries, we have this thing I still cant believe the
things Donald Trump says He's such a for me Donald Trump is an emotional
paradox, I'm not gonna lie you know logically I can proses
him, emotionally I struggle on the one hand I will
admit, I wake up many days terrified at the notion that he's President of the most powerful
nation in the world. but I also must admit
I wake up many days knowing he's going to make me laugh yeah there's terror and there's
joy, and I don’t know how to feel. and you know what it feels
like sometimes, it feels like there's a giant asteroid
headed towards the earth but it's shaped like a penis like, I think I'm gonna die but I know I'm gonna laugh cause you just look at
everything that he does the world we now live
in because of him like you realize,
we're living through history you know, this will never
happen in our lifetime again we're living through a time when we are all learning
about the Presidency at the same time as the
President, that's never happened how wild is that concept? you wake up everyday reading the news and you are like
wow, I didn't know that and somewhere at that
exact same moment he's reading the same news going
wow, me too and nobody knows where
it's going to lead nobody knows what he's going to do all we know is that he wants his wall he wants his wall Donald Trump wants his wall he needs 25 billion dollars,
the last time he asked he needs it from American taxpayers because Mexico is smart that fell apart real quick I remember how confident
he was at the rally's people cheering for him, he was like "Folks we are gonna build a wall we're gonna build a wall folks who's gonna pay? Mexico!" and Mexico was like,
"We ain’t paying for shit man We might build it but
we ain’t paying for it man. and I don’t know if you have been
following the journey of the wall but it's probably the
best comedy on TV, right because now they've started building
prototypes of the wall at the border because Donald Trump said he
wants them to test the wall first I don’t know how you do that you know just like, try again and because this is the prototypes Donald Trump now has
specifications for the wall he now says he wants the wall
to be made out of concrete but he also needs the
wall to be see-through alright? and the reason the President
wants the wall to be see-through is because he says he's afraid that drug dealers from Mexico are gonna
shoot bags of drugs over the wall and it's gonna hit Americans
on the head as they walk by so he needs the wall to be see-through so that Americans can
see the drugs coming and catch it. now I'm not gonna lie, I don’t
know what a see-through wall is but at this point I'm just worried that a contractor is going to
come along and trick the President he's gonna take him to
the border and be like "there it is Mr. Trump your invisible wall" and just to make sure he buy's it he's going to hire a troop of
Mexican mimes that will be like "Oh my God, you cant get through it" it works! work the mind of Donald Trump oh, the other idea he had for the wall was he said America should build
the wall out of solar panels that's what he said he said America should build
the wall out of solar panels because that way the wall
would generate electricity and pay for it self. Now I'm not gonna lie,
that's a good idea it's a good idea unless you know anything about
solar panels or the sun or walls because the problem with that
idea is that the sun is up yeah, we all agree on that.
We still on the same page there? yeah the sun is up, right? a solar panel wall is not going to work because a wall is like this so technically it's facing down so unless you have like
a really swaggy sun that's like, "Yeah, I shine real low B" it's not gonna work for you. the only way it works is
if your border solar panel and lean it at an angle
to get the sun's rays but if you do that,
you've just created a giant ramp for Mexicans to shoot into America just like, "Oh rale!" the mind of Donald J Trump. the J stands for Jasoes,
a lot of people don’t know that a lot of self loathing going on there and he's always going after
someone, right he's always going after someone if it's not Mexicans it's Muslims if it's not Muslims it's Africans
from shit-hole countries. that one was my favourite personally because I'm an African
and I've shat in a hole I also liked it because people came
up to me and asked me questions there was one man that
came up to me after a show really concerned, he was like "Trevor, hey can I ask you a question?" I said yeah, go ahead my friend he said, "Trevor I just wanted to know when Donald Trump says all these these horrible racist things,
do you sometimes just wanna you know, pack it up and leave America go back to South Africa and
escape all this racism?" I said, my friend you don’t go to South Africa to escape racism that's where you go to stock up you kidding me, that's the one
thing that reminds me of home racism out here because we've got tons of
racism in South Africa and don’t get me wrong,
it's gotten a lot better when I was growing up, we had apartheid and you know apartheid was basically
the best racism in the world I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to say that now you going to feel bad and
be like "our racism was the best" no it wasn’t,
it was good but not the best and I experienced a bunch of racism and everyone did,
I didn’t feel like it was a bad thing mostly because of my family you know my mother is a black
woman, Xhosa woman my father a Swiss from Switzerland and them being a couple
was against the law and that was a problem for
us, living together and so we experienced a ton of racism and in case you're wondering, yes Xhosa is one of the languages
with the clicks in it (speaking Xhosa) but not like in American
movies, just so you know Yeah, I’ve seen those movies where
they have Africans and they're like (clicking) (clicking) that's not a language Yeah even we watch those
movies and we're like "I wonder what they are saying where are they from?" "I think they're from Cleveland."
