“Home Alone” Is a Survival Guide - Kiry Shabazz - Stand-Up Featuring

I don't like the movie home alone I get what some people do man to some people home loans ridiculous comedy they laugh at it like it's nonsensical ha ha ha who would ever leave a child unattended who would ever leave an eight-year-old boy home alone black people we do it all the time man the first time I watched home alone I was home alone afraid with my life you mean home alone wasn't a comedy for me it was a survival tutorial I watched some alone like you watch Bear Grylls for survival skills you mean like the dense moment man I usually get racially fired up whenever I do a comedy show and I'll see like a middle-aged white man would confused look on his face there and at me like it bothered me because I knew everybody else can understand me I was speaking words cuz they were laughing and smiling and texting you me but this man just had a confused look on his face like all he heard coming out my mouth was a bunch of cool jabber you don't mean like all he did here is somebody bull whop whop on the riverboat like I just quoted sirot you don't understand Indian a head that communication is difficult though because of cultural differences I don't think it's always racism I think it's cultural differences you look like a nice young lady right depending on working from if I called you a [ __ ] that'd be very disrespectful but I'm from the hood when I say [ __ ] it just means hello fair lady thank you good day madam assistant that's not what speaking of the hello [ __ ] n oh [ __ ] boy jib jib and we marry on all day I'm Pro segregation but I'm not pro like I don't know I'm not for prejudice hatred I don't believe you don't believe in the quality she loved everybody for the art I just believe we have the right to hang out with Hui you know makes us comfortable you guys example my old job auto white co-workers would sit together one group during lunch and all of those minorities had together a group and the manager was afraid that there was some racial tension and that explained to like no those white dudes are just talking about stuff we don't want to talk about like hops and IPAs podcast movies JJ Abrams directed by who is JJ Abrams and us minorities we'll talk about things they weren't interested in like freedom and equality anyone hear that same MO same oh right now it's not attention yachts fill it like everyone's ready to get into a debate I got into a political debate I wasn't trying to get into I was that - Las Vegas Airport just kind of a plane I was requesting the car to leave a guy working there was like you're leaving at the best time everything is about to shut down I was like why he was like the president's flying in and I was like who he was like the president and I was still confused he was like of the United States and I was like oh you mean Trump and he was like no I mean the President of the United States he got so mad you guys I promise I wasn't trying to get some political debate I what I just gotta for flight I was high out of my mind you're the being like I will it be like this I was legit confused it'll be like if you're a kid and your mom's new boyfriend came to pick you up from school and your teacher thought that was your actual dad you're mean and she's like hey your dad's here to pick you up and you're like who she's like your dad to do right there in the red Camaro oh you mean Steve [ __ ] see then it is not my dad [ __ ] you got me excited for no reason I thought my dad got out early you want me out of work early races I don't belittle my people my jokes I do I try to defend my people every chance I get I heard two ladies making fun this black woman right mind I was making fun of what she was wearing her clothing options she had on a big curly wig a ruffle tee scarf with ruffle tee sleeves stockings and big leather boots I know right she looks so ghetto ratchet and tacky who would ever wear that and not jumped in like [ __ ] our founding fathers like what do you mean George Washington and Benjamin Franklin was ratchet as [ __ ] right Google George Washington right now again a lace front wig dollar store leggings neat hi Mary Jane blocker boots right she's not ratchet she might be in the musical Hamilton we don't know you

Channel: Comedy Central Stand-Up

Views: 717,068

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Id: 9ShGWq6zATk

Length: 6min 30sec (390 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 26 2019