@Zy0x reacts to @Max0r - Genshin Impact is a Playable Anime

I shot that after okay yo crochet five months appreciate it Max zero our video uh no but I heard about or I saw it on my recommended I didn't watch it though should wait this is 25 minutes it's so good maybe we'll watch it oh what the [ __ ] okay I mean balance does all things should be what the hell what the [ __ ] [Music] this is this is beautiful this piece is beautiful I'm screenshotting that wait what is the video is it just like a gentian review there's no way to explain it I've never seen this wait let me see let me look at the popular videos yeah I've never watched this channel I'm not watching tomorrow or I guess next year's in two days so I'm not watching today's because it's been I'm dude it's [ __ ] dude it's 7am perfect for ADHD types yeah but that's not me let me access in two months less than three it would hurt your eyes if you watch it now okay let me watch the intro what is this oh watch the intro this video was a cry for help gentian impact is a playable anime and that's pretty good since my videos are attempts to make watchable anime I can't believe it guys they made a sequel to Stockholm syndrome welcome to the world of Tavon you may have heard of it what is happening what is happening with this editing from all the free advertising that I'm doing a beautiful post-apocalyptic nightmare World featuring a giant there's like seizure warning sorry that's the wrong game on our journey throughout the Seven Nations we will meet the world's most colorful cast of children entrusted and empowered by the gods to wield Elemental energy as dangerously as possible I'm just a big fan of the characters in this game there is no reason in particular assemble your team of heroic Psychopaths wait what is happening it takes it I get what he's saying like I get the joke after we're talking about something else there was no reason in particular assemble your team of heroic Psychopaths and begin blasting boating cooking bro I can't even process what I'm seeing oh is that 27. what game is this casino but most importantly have fun because the game will try to stop you I can assure you that the visual novels are exactly what dahway intended so join me as I navigate one of the most beautiful Fantastical and expensive Game World wait what was that text I saw sex the game will try to stop you I can assure you that the visual models are exactly I would really love to have sex with a YouTuber whose username begins with M tempted so she wouldn't say that okay one of the most beautiful Fantastical and expensive game worlds ever made one agonizing country I mean the editing is good but what the [ __ ] is happening 100 million dollars can buy you are you having fun yet look all I'm trying to say is of this is a weird episode of Eva [Music] into the sky [Music] this is part two way to the part one wow I haven't been here enough two years oh [ __ ] I mean whatever I'm watching the part one [Music] welcome back to monstat and yes the game still displays your IP address just in case you're a little bit too critical but this place is where the player learns how to fight who learns how to kill innocent animals learns that they are speaking about America got me so I think it's a great opportunity innocent animals who learns that they are bisexual okay as soon as they see Kyle okay no way they have balls HD okay whoever is editing this has to be in the Stream right now hello balls HD true true actually true Kyle just has that charm so I think it's a great opportunity to teach the basics I can link it now too but a good place to start is with our team the if you were going to Saria official every crew got the schizophrenic personality disorder mentally and physically deranged a wife material I'm serious about that there's a quest where you enter her mind and she fights her tulpa end user license agreement literally the only thing that's true is the job dominant like old school RuneScape yesterday and someone was like [ __ ] uh I mean there's like on the [ __ ] thing it was like YULA and Cass and I started to be racist because the biggest Slappy in tevot thank goodness if he should talk to my wife I'm disliking the video just just saying [ __ ] and Rosario who is dressed promiscuously so we need to cover her up in appropriate garments God I wish nuns were real with our team assembled we are now able to do nothing because I have to explain the game against impact is a base character RPG where each character wields one of the Seven Elements all of them interacting completely nonsensically what a bus fire ice freezes water plants buff electricity the [ __ ] dude it's moving so fast it's like hurting like I I it hurts my eyes time to have some Khan Academy my team is based on playing the game as much as possible there is genuinely no cooldown to freeze by the way what I'm showing you now is considered tame the game is actually supposed to accept mentally deranged the numbers are helping me to understand what's happening of course some characters are bad and others are okay this guy's Oxford hi big fan I don't know I haven't seen your channel but dude there's no way they're playing this team the numbers are helping me to understand what's happening of course some characters are bad and others are very bad but many are absolutely game changing there are characters that straight up allow me to fly at least throughout regular means this one fights with a pogo stick and this one doesn't fight at all I have to pause at least I don't know what the [ __ ] is happening dick and this one doesn't fight at all my cock's crit rate is negative 87. the game also allows us to choose from a lot of weapons I think I have a few copies each one with their own properties like God damn I'm fighting with a Wikipedia page we've got bows Spears paddles Big Fish sent you to Umbrella child's bombings and also Theory crafting a lot of Chinese Theory crafting did they take this game I mean true but what about the Jeff like right outside of a KFC seriously and if you're wondering about the gambling well hell we'll get to it later I have a lot to say about it but for now welcome to the land of the animals okay here's my here's my hot take okay I don't like gotcha I'm never gonna defend gotcha gotcha sucks but you know how many of our friends my friends I know who've been playing violence instead beta which is about the same time as gejin came out have spent thousands on Valerian at this point or like either hundreds or thousands dude people just want to spend on what they like low-key but I mean gotcha can be predatory and stuff like it sucks but like I swear like people just spend on everything it was like how it is as big twins that gets kicked in the ball is this a problem when like you don't know how much you're spending no that's us or like you're you don't want to spend or you feel pressured dude I'm really jamming out no chat I'm not going to do that yoinky splunky oh my God he just doesn't give a [ __ ] so what if I just uh oh no you can't be stopped well I guess yeah I mean I'm a Godzilla hater like I'm not trying to update where there are no taxes I'm just saying police and half the country is controlled by wolves wolves that you up never actually see unless you want to count razor I mean there's the giant wolf but he's kind of special what uh let the dog do it as a result of this nobody wants that has any money except for the Church of course did only coomers only couvers walk on mono without dashing only I have never seen Mona like that I like I know I get the appeal I just have never like I genuinely have not played my Mona on field without dashing like I I just have not like looked at her out of this it just hasn't happened of course the city is undergoing a crippling I just think it's a serious funding issue when the Cavalry Captain doesn't have a horse therefore most of your time is going to be spent cleaning up their mess with their singular mess because there is only one enemy in monstad yes from the beautiful ruins of old to the peaks of dragon spine 90 okay let me order before a sentient race capable of empathy and complex thoughts which is why they must be destroyed literally take a random location in monstad you aren't 10 seconds away from Hillary why is that one unbirthing itself really cool that the only organization of monstat is dedicated bear request [ __ ] up or just murdering literals who are probably just innocent kids that don't know what are happening and then we get a quest that explains the lore and then we still kill them which I'm being quizzed on honestly I'm a bit of a yay data man myself really feeling that muhu yay today don't say Nini Zito it's basically a slur they like that huh yay today nizito it's basically huh does this one like that look what I'm trying to say is this place has problems they are cool problems well designed or even have a story that I can't summarize in one sentence the dragon was mean and then he was nice ultimately this is just the beginning of a long long journey this game is planned out of seven years in advance so as far as the basics go there is no better teacher than monster but uh pretty much just the basics I don't think I'm staying for the boss fights [Music] one second [Music] okay can you stop playing for a sec no I need to go to my teapot [Music] yo I need a breather I feel like I just had like a run like I just went on like a five mile run like I I'm like stressed like what the [ __ ] is happening bro dude what the [ __ ] is happening it's good but um [Music] we're heading to the Funny Nation how many memes of the Balkans are there next up on our war crimes tour of the Balkans we're heading to the funigation post about this what is happening and for that we're going to do the climb as high as we can so we can deduce the direction so we're going to this location on the map if only there was a better way to view the world make sure to land on the elevator next we're going to uh [ __ ] dude one second we're going to ascend to space I do I think what this needs is like a second video playing alongside it where it's someone like cutting sand and then you make it a vertical video what videos that I linked it earlier I'll link it again later it's uh Maxwell why does that work like that oh my God it's receding I am alone in this hell on Earth I think I'm uh I think I'm gonna be here for a little bit [ __ ] happens real bad when the moon is physically below you hang on guys it's getting kind of dark so I'm just gonna change the time real quick yeah the game unless you do that well folks it was nice knowing you all never mind I heard it I can't even think about what food I want because there's so much [ __ ] [ __ ] happening hey guys maxor here and welcome to uh China it's just China I really hope I didn't just tank my social Credit in our previous of Adventures to learn the basic mechanics and also um so for leeway we're going to learn that we've been playing the game wrong but before I can get to that I need to explain my team I call it the hot shower by force Lord knows yes this is a man I know it's hard to tell he is also ridiculously broken on account of his ability to make enemies wet interpret that information however he wants hutao is the owner of a funeral parlor okay I mean what dude when the quest okay I I've told this before but when the first leeway story Quest came or happened or whatever I was like okay this is a guy and then they zoomed into his legs and scrolled up and I was confused business she is also the winner of the most terrifying Sims award like the thread just doesn't end who introduced the character leg up don't type hot literally you they introduced the character leg up writing them most reasonable hotel made the a lot is a character that I play for the personality she is also one of the most overpowered units of the game because she's the second Shing show I don't even care that she's a federal sign up I can fix her and Toba who is the [ __ ] spelled wrong just uh just just don't build Toba with our team okay you're now able to realize the combat because this show is ridiculous Lander just a game about the combat it's a game about gambling you see Genji impact is what we call a gotcha game because it has got me in its grasp which means that the primary game again is Chance every character is Chance every weapon is Chance every piece of every build is [ __ ] chance do you know what it's like to have a mathematically impossible goblet God damn eliting chance do you know what it's like to have a mathematically oh yeah that is pretty good it's on pale flame though yeah it is really good accomplished goddamn relating hey so I see you trying to level up your crit rate well that's a weird way to spell defense but fortunately we can predict the outcomes of our character roles Eastern philosophies and the answer is um 105 on average but don't worry you've got a lot of time uh I I guess we're gonna wait a day Dodge yeah four stars are very only a few five stars are actually available and sometimes they aren't available dude what the [ __ ] dude I just saw like eight bet like eight things that I was gonna that was like commenting about in like two seconds for 485 what are they going to lock me up so naturally we need to feed our gambling addiction at any cost and there's a few ways to do that you could explore fantastic Advantage amazing Treasures if you want to stay poor no you see the real money is made in the daily quests which are a series of useful and normal missions such as talking to people murdering those people talking to the hill of Charles very nicely finding the weasel that's the last commission who the [ __ ] commissioned me to do this we also have the power to send various characters [ __ ] [ __ ] what anyone says look guys I really need these 2 000 upgrade materials it's just uh best you don't think about it too hard okay what can I do for you today yeah I'd like to uh send a child to the coal mines put her in for 20 hours for travelers she's going to the lithium is not going to mine itself Catherine but but do not question me Catherine Earl have you stabbed a piece of quests the Satori moments [Music] it's an authoritarian militaristic oligarchy controlled by a committee of really hot lesbians I believe in God used Supremacy the train station is the land of contracts made the contract to not criticize this stage consequently leeway is also aware of all money is printed on the planet so uh I guess monstat's economy is powered by hopes and dreams and also uh was that anthash video printed on the planet so uh I guess monstatic that is don't leave for me for noticing that but it's the [ __ ] uh entashed economy is powered by hopes and dreams and also uh the card game look Timmy I know your dad's dead and all but do you want to play gwent A Minor side effect of this is that leeway is in the midst of a violent crime epidemic as in the majority of enemies in leeway are human and even worse they're poor they're so poor in fact that they're forced to fight you with Molotov cocktails and farming equipment what is what is your plan my guy the masculine urge to Dig a Hole by the way we're the good guys speaking of digging holes I you should probably address this it's a little difficult to ignore you see there are many beautiful places to see in Lee wave such as night City the [ __ ] rice fields the most annoying place to navigate on the earth like please stop giving me commissions here and then we have the chasm which is a secret underground Labyrinth containing all my brains and yes this is just the entrance to the chasm okay I still haven't ordered my food yeah there's no sound effect for that if you died out here no one will hear your screams as soon as you think you're done exploring it just it just keeps going down the devs had to add Moon shoes to the game so I could keep playing it now that we're trapped down here we only have two options remaining we need to mine and we need to craft the second part will come later okay so now it's later unfortunately I cannot craft a sense of humor look what I'm trying to say is leeway is a very diverse place okay I don't know why I just said gay on screen but is that a White Castle laughs it is a very diverse place it's certainly more diverse than a hilltroll field number six but most importantly leeway is a land of questions what Secrets lie in this mysterious land what Adventures are still to be had am I gay now it's almost enough to make you forget the nightmare pit leeway might have a few issues with organized crime sea monster attacks it happens twice and the landscape always trying to kill me but hey at least the story's uh characters are pretty high can anyone can anyone here tell me why child John leaves there's like a giant bird next to me it's weird oh [ __ ] where am I I'm diagonally hey that Chris was lit I forgot about that this part was actually sick that was like a year ago though I was like 12 when I did that yeah yeah it's based [Music] what's up gang it's me artakito what the [ __ ] is that what the [ __ ] is happening okay okay bro I do I just ignore what's happening on the screen like what Japan why is there Mr Beast I hunted a I'm not even reading that don't worry I have a plan to bypass a vacation we are going to walk there yes that's right we're going to excuse me we're going to travel underneath the ocean so apparently I just have to um that actually worked okay I think I've uh made a mistake it's time to descend into the Abyssal Zone and just to watch out for the void Izzy what do I do about this so I think I've been walking for uh 20 minutes oh I don't like this anymore okay we're pretty close now so uh I don't think we're close enough please no please no please no we're driving there [Music] we're in Bozo the walk to Inazuma frogs yeah I remember that [ __ ] what is up my ladies and gentlems welcome to the land of Inazuma a home to nobody because no one is probably housed in need as well previously monsant taught us how to play I'm processing like what I exceed five seconds later I'm like delay to my reaction mommy sorry Sigma female kidnapped a man what the [ __ ] are you saying I'm gonna piss on the [ __ ] Moon Bruce you literally name him Bruce that is actually how it appears in game in fact we could name him all kinds my name is better though baby girl Dr ligma ball fart testicles what is that and last but not least this is literally just Miku like they didn't even try to hide it and Bennett who is the single most overpowered dude in the game because of bandage to the coal mines that have his testicles exploded now my previous teams they were kind of nice but this time I'm not playing nice I'm playing for funny numbers every single member is optimized beyond the boundaries of reason I rolled to six copies of Hatsune Miku and now I can kill tortellini in two attacks it up and cost fifty dollars also Bruce can up to fly like actually it has way more than 50. 66 [ __ ] Hatsune Miku cost like six it literally costs your entire bank account because you have to pull on Scarab banner and then you might not even want Scar and then you got like yeah I wouldn't do it they're just very like 17 years him shooting down at the peasants like an attack helicopter just uh don't ask me how long I found for this I had to grind for this View the song's a banger [Music] I got a [ __ ] second she's wearing socks in the water there's something is horribly wrong with this country Inazuma is a third world isolationist dictatorship mostly occupied by catastrophic disasters both natural land mostly man-made me and the Fellas watching Oppenheimer in the IMAX edazuba is also engulfed in a decades results naturally this is reflected in the enemy variety because to visiting Azuma is to be accosted by the hundreds of jacked homeless people like these guys just stand in the rain all day yeah they are [ __ ] Jacks I will say that it is also a land of many islands which all act as their own individual insurgencies as to why you should never visit Zuma you know besides uh the [ __ ] puzzles this [ __ ] is the work of Satan naragami island is the only place in either Zuma resembling a civilization the rest is basically just Martin Luther King Boulevard the only disaster this island has to worry about is the government and her name is the Ryden Shogun katazuka is the first island to be made uninhabitable by nuclear weapons testing which then proceeds to leak out of the elephant's foot and an amount so dangerous it makes Chernobyl look like clown college I mean I guess there's also the Cujo encampment but like we don't go to the gujot Gambit does this type of video that needs like a team of editors like how do you think of all these references and like like I'm like I'm like thinking about how it's made what the [ __ ] yashiri is an absolute Nightmare on account of these it's one guy no I know but like bro like you either need 10 people or like [ __ ] cocaine and like a like a week oh [ __ ] me okay no wonder bro five months two months Jesus yeah no wonder slightly imposing giant skull my favorite activity is up going to this place it limits the land the lightning can strike so it just [ __ ] I respect it but like holy [ __ ] of course so I could have fixed the problem if I wanted to but when I began the quest to remove the lightning I was struck by it I'm gonna take that as a sign from God Sarai island is what happens when Mr B's donates 50 megatons of ionizing radiation to families to be like this [ __ ] makes Evangelion look like a comedy special the fact that it probably tells you all you need to know sarumi island is a very isolated Place their mineral resources exploited President Biden please send Raytheon business so I can buy Dasani water and Cheetos interdimensional Dog watatsumi Island is really nice like what the [ __ ] does this even count it's pretty it's just so beautiful I sure hope it's not hiding some kind of horrifying Dark Secret I'd legit don't even know I unironically do not know the [ __ ] like the lore because I have it dude I think I'm joking look look I legit don't know the lore I have a hundred here but I'm [ __ ] 30. I haven't done [ __ ] if you [ __ ] wanna sue me oh economia is [ __ ] Atlantis you get there by jumping into the giant hole and it's like how is this legal are the developers okay this place was once home to a thriving civilization which collapsed nearly instantly that's pretty cool it also allows me to toggle the powers of the artificial sun and uh the holy [ __ ] this 5G connection is crazy look I think you've got the idea at this point as much as I've talked about reaction I love cocobe so much but I don't want to because it makes you explain like sexuality and that fact is that bald HD again exploration game because it makes you explore your sexuality okay why how do they who how did he find all of these and that fact alone makes Inazuma one of the best areas if you don't count the story please kill me mommy I've been a bad boy and okay this nation might be lacking in housing basic infrastructure and some unbombed land but honestly that's just part of The Rustic charms how else do you think this island got a giant crater just uh be glad you don't have to live any desire it's all fun and games until you piss off the geometry true [ __ ] that geometry [Applause] [Music] oh we shot peanut butter what the [ __ ] [Music] I mean say what you want about this video you can't say it's not entertaining I'm entertained this [ __ ] is like a [ __ ] simulation overload stimulation stimulation overload alright fellas for our next stop we're going to enter the weed land we need to smoke that Zaza dude what the [ __ ] is happening calm down all right let me see the memes we're going to enter the Weed Lane what and we need to smoke that Zaza unconscious and to do that what the [ __ ] is happening I'll be stuck in need of Zuma so if you were a fan of our undersea Adventure then don't worry this glitch is much worse all we've got to do is uh whatever that was I can't let go of the W that's the thing get ready to receive some Holy Spirit uh okay so we're just we're just going down to we're going to we're going to Silent Hill now sorry guys it looks like we're up glitch hey what's up guys it's me maxo uh one second guys my mom's another thing oh hey Bob one second I'm flying actually I've seen people do it but I kind of forgot about it it means I'm low-key in a battle bus okay where are we dropping boys Perfect Landing [Music] um hey there my little gun shits welcome to the land of soup yeah wait what the [ __ ] what just what was that I'm not even gonna go rewind but I like simulator so far though has been really good in fact I could use the internet mostly for racism good to see that nothing's changed it is also absurdly gigantic like the map screen can't even see all of it but before we can get into it yet it's a Sumerian society I'm not looking at that I have to explain what is happening up the kindergarten Nikita is I can explain my girl will attend but she is 10. nahida is the literal god of knowledge if you count now everyone's weird which she can read even when I log into Discord there's no escaping her oh my [ __ ] God they're still typing it how many e-books do these they do the good archon though Laura Wise does watching you count as a hobby what I've actually been watching you for a long time excuse me what neelujah there is nothing happening inside her head she could not pass an eye exam is that going to be a Coco wait a minute I've seen you before but if I was I've got something to admit you see kokabi's damage scales on health herb healing skills on health and yes even her health skills on health but he goes yeah when it came time to build her I am use the wrong stat it makes the numbers her play style is chill and relaxing in fact you don't even have to play as yeah yeah [ __ ] you're like building meta and you're on the catch official Beast given life it open throws vegetables at them how many people would you kill for Yow is not the right question the right question is how many people I would allow to live personally I think this team is really good for not having a DPS and we are going to need it for all the funny and interesting events this game has to offer because dear viewer I lied to you the best way to make money is not actually the weasel mini game it is participating in temporary event content which I can only just event content such as prop hunt a game where you disguise yourselves as various household items of very stupid people oh God I think he's got a whiff wow guys this is just like gentian impact yeah but I don't have to pay to see kids you know what I think it's about time to catch off my winning strategies fellas I've got a good feeling yep next you gotta you gotta do this he will never find me this way did does he know oh my God he doesn't know wait what the [ __ ] wait huh there's a thing this is why I suck in win trace or whatever the [ __ ] this is wind Bloom what the [ __ ] this is called does he know oh my God he doesn't know oh wait a second no all right fellas I got a plan for this map we're just gonna stand here he has no clue I I can't why is it working like this I'm sorry guys looking up is really hard I am torturing this man you could say that he's uh that he's among us we also have event content like the game the Pokemon tournament Arc died what is happening on my screen does that man have a [ __ ] gun okay honestly why is this not permanent I know what people would probably die down and no one would ever use it again but no way they give us a [ __ ] like mushrooms we can name that are all cute and adorable and then they leave forever surely we keep it Mushroom in our teapot let me keep Bongo head does that man have a [ __ ] gun the beetle cockfighting I've always wanted to beat a child and my personal favorite in Chinese New Year because it makes me the most money just uh don't look up any of the cutscenes [Music] I think you've got some hidden talents please keep it hidden that rap wasn't released it [ __ ] escaped yeah I think this one wasn't ideal but it is what it is [Music] happens okay you gotta watch out buddy you're you're [ __ ] you're rolling too much [Music] for enjoying Kaya governed by the worst organization imaginable University this nation is the land of knowledge with most of it being devoted to new more efficient ways to be racist and to that end sumero is segregated between two distinct Parts each with wait I saw it mean that I know what is this the secret yeah this is true Dude that [ __ ] lab those who know that lamp bro actually competitive racist that laugh is not okay rated between two distinct Parts each with their own unique ways to kill you the forest is a terrifying Safari hellscape where each animal is not only able to kill you but is evolved to we've got Tigers cows crocodiles robot dinosaur fungus dinosaur welcome to Jurassic Park and chicken favorite animal type poor people but most importantly the forest is where the white people live and they're filling the library with video essays this is the Academia who controls severo by spreading misinformation on the internet Ryden the Academia doesn't want you to know this but you can steel Ducks from the public park they're free riding the desert is a desolate abandoned Wasteland once home to a thriving civilization before the caucasoids built a giant wall between them does does anyone else think this is weird we've got scorpions we've got scorpions welcome to Jurassic hella we've got the Earth never mind so is he gonna like uh okay and we've got worm demons but my personal favorite obstacle is definitely the gigantic [ __ ] off laser there are of course even more enemies but most of them are just liberal propaganda to make you believe that race mixing is a physical need and fellas it's working but hey the desert isn't all that as long as you ignore the racist Genie Quest [ __ ] graduated from casual to competitive racism wait okay you can't do this look the point is Subaru is massive and it's not even done and also leeway isn't done and also monstad but what sumero does have is an actually good story like out of all the things and then you yeah those look at Evan Gillian was not one of them [Music] Jesus Christ they really made this boss fight a mobile game by the way so whether you're yeah imagine this is like a raid oh my gosh they really made this boss fight mobile game by the way my food's almost here you're exploring deep in the woods at 4am finding amazing Oasis God I sure hope nothing Whimsical happens here fighting more minorities I'm trying to be a police officer or doing Minecraft that is a that is a lot of side quests there will always be a new surprises even a fraction as good as this but I'm going to be playing this game for a very long time because you know I wasn't doing that already thank you what the [ __ ] this I don't decido where are you going this man is [ __ ] tweaking out right now [Music] dude holy [ __ ] how so a lot of even in some of the videos that like like I see it edited it's like Omega edited and then it goes to normal this [ __ ] was Omega edited and then Omega edited and then it just stayed Omega edited you know what guys before I go I want to give you all a fun tip that most engine players don't know if the age of consent is 18 years old no comment I mean okay to be fair some of the gadget community is pretty weird I'm gonna be honest I'm not gonna go down that rabbit hole but so many [ __ ] hopefully not in my stream are weird I've seen such I've got death threats from nahida players but other than that unfortunately so I do think the was there a doorbell oh I fits here I'll get it later but uh yeah awful video really I think editing was good I think it's good he made a half an hour get your video without mentioning shangling true

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