Zoey Is Having a BABY In Minecraft!

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okay we're going to be playing family okay fine I'm the dad Zoe the mom I don't make the rules cash you're the baby I don't want to be the baby okay fight Mia you're the baby uh-uh I am not being a baby Shady don't look at me who's going to be the baby I'm the dog no no oh he's going to chase us again you are not the dog okay maybe it wasn't a good idea to play family with Shady yeah he ruins everything don't be mad that my role playing skills are good well who's going to play the baby I don't know maybe the kid will play the baby oh I do not want the kid to be the baby so I heard you needed somebody to play the baby yo who's talking to us what hey yo who is that who just said that wait it's this guy on the conveniently placed TV yeah it's me uh hello how is this conveniently placed TV here don't ask all right Cas you're running through him oh my gosh sorry anyways I heard you guys were looking for somebody to play the baby huh yes we were are you going to play the baby no no heck no even though it would be fun go was my baby impression good yo what I thought I heard the kid for a second no that wasn't the kid anyway there's a baby Factory opening up in square City where you need to rush the babies are selling out quick what sounds like we got to go now where is it where is it it's on the road to the right and to the left to the to the yeah okay I got it come on guys down the road Zoe does not know where she's going Zoe is good at directions she actually surprisingly good Zoe that's your house no it's not trust me where is it oh is it does it not know it I'm following Zoe I trust Zoe okay pretty much you go this way and then you go right and then you go straight and then you go right again and then you go left Zoe I'm seeing something over there I told you I was right we literally went straight this is called the baby Factory oh no I am not going in there those are really good letters is this how babies are made I assume so I came from a baby Factory that is so cool how did Shady get here already oh my God Shady what are you looking at I'm just looking at how awesome this baby Factory is I can't believe I came from one of these that's what I'm saying and I think the blue represents blue for boys and the pink for girls all right let's see baby Minas I think that says baby machines wo um hello hello who are you a duck I'm a St you're a St looks like a goose Zoe do you know what a stork is oh they usually are the ones that bring the babies here you're the what yeah we drop off the babies on your doorstep oh my gosh he kind of talks like a parrot we're kind of trying to find a baby for our game of Family do you have any available yeah you do yeah oh I want to see show us then okay there are 100 diamonds each there 100 diamonds each Oh no I got no diamonds guys let's go over here okay I think the stor just threatened you 100 diamonds is that what I was worth probably but who else brought the wallet you were probably on sale Nico what do you mean Mia anyways I don't have my wallet I think someone bought me for one Diamond Shady you're a Precious Diamond Shady they gave you away why is me a no made this is why Mia gets the treatment that she gets from me please leave me alone no ping bong ping bong uhoh get her out get her out well you guys out of the equation Shady do you want to buy a baby I'm not trying to buy no baby I am the baby you are not the baby you know what I'm saying no I don't understand packing the mail is gone come on Nico I brought my wallet we didn't ask Cash Cash do you want a baby n I'm good not even for a game of family no way I don't want a baby right now hey I got my career to look forward to I got to spend time on that first okay bye you know what Zoe I guess we could go look for a baby I kind of want to see what it's like yeah me too see you guys okay bye I'm still talking off in the distance bye bye excuse me sir we would like one baby we want to see the babies Mr torque we want one baby please okay 100 diamonds 100 diamonds well I want to see them first no picking it's random Zoe pay up fine I have no diamonds on me unfortunately perfect I'll kick your butt what is this guy saying anyway which baby would you like girl or boy can we see them first yeah can we see them fine you can look let's go to the baby machine area wao what is this is this where you take care of babies and you create them yep we have the diaper Forge the diaper Forge what is that what do you think it is dummy are you sure you want to go in there who is that is that one of the babies that's Bert I need my diaper changed would you like to adopt Bert Zoe what do you think he's on a low sale for 25 Diamonds oh no I'm okay I'm okay I'm good oh wait what about this one excuse me hello hi are you a baby that's for sale I don't think this baby talks English n okay she know to talk English oh byebye Mr St how are we supposed to choose a baby okay follow me to the baby judging room and then you will select one of those okay so you're saying a bunch of babies will come up here and we're going to have to choose from them I'm saying that why is bird still here I still need my diaper change no what and how many babies can we choose Mr St one only one yeah well we'll choose only one good luck picking bye Mr St Zoe yeah I kind of don't want to choose one how are we going to choose one out of so many babies no what if all of them are cute how about this I have an idea we should pick out the best baby based off their abilities good point they got to be able to do everything like art food yeah ah what is that looks like the first baby's coming up what is his name t didty tinkle donkey hung sock uh what can we say no can you say your name again sir s socks I'm going to name him socks shall we how do we say his name I told you we're just going to call them socks I'm sorry Mr baby but you're gone bye socks I kind of like them you know that's unfortunate oh there's another hello hi baby how are you you doing we're doing good what's your favorite Talent um my favorite Talent is I'm very good at dancing show us your dance moves okay yay I did good that was not a dance excuse me what Zoe it's up to you judg it okay wait what's your favorite food I like w salmon oh let's go yeah we have to take that one you bomy and Daddy all right who is that I thought we said we did a want to adopt bir we don't want to adopt her get out of here I pressed the wrong button oh you accepted me oh gosh I guess P go with do I guess oh great that's two babies we accepted so far Zoe how many should we accept probably four yeah I I think four would be good oh wait what's that is that a baby bearded minor oh my gosh that thing is miniature it's kind of cute oh gosh but so we I don't know we already have a beard in minor in square City true we don't need need another one I mean teach us push-ups I don't know we must resist put no no I'm sorry baby bearded Miner yeah get out of here uh what is that oh no no definitely no no give me a chance I'm literally a baby Zoe you didn't even give him a shot I'm scared all right you know what Zoe sucks so I I have to go unfortunately I think you're an impostor look how cute I am wait turn around I'm better to go I'm going to head out I'm heading out that was scary uh it's time for the next person all right what is that oh what's your name jle hockey sh sh did we already see this guy we definitely did although now he's greenle hockey sh sh Wait I think his colors are inverted it's kind of cool I mean he is kind of cute and you know oh gosh oh gosh no why is he making those kind of noise toide toide get him out get him out get him out get him out why can't I had a pig Invincible pick him up pick him up oh gosh I guess he just died that's unfortunate anyways Zoe we still need to accept two more oh so we got to Choose Wisely okay okay well who's up next okay let's see okay let's see I just said that ah hello hello hi can you please accept me why should we accept you I can do a little dance oh yeah do a combo do a combo okay I'll do a combo wait a combo oh yeah oh oh yeah okay oh oh throw it up grab it okay okay accept it yeah get him in oh yeah oh yeah okay you know what that is a talented baby right there Zoe I know right so much potential and with that we only have one more left excuse me who is that hello is that a baby or is that an old man I can't tell I think it's an old man no I'm a baby cuz my hair it's growing in see he does have a point I see a huge bald spot there wait okay but babies have bald spots right your forehead expanded to the top of your head and look I'm very modest you see my clothing I mean babies you have Bal spots Cho though you're kind of right would you like to see my talent oh yeah we do all right did you just fart okay you know what I'm accepted that baby let's go really Nico out of all of them so now we are down to our last four babies and we're going to be put them up against each other in this next challenge are you ready Zoe I'm ready let's go all right we are here in the parkour challenge too many kids Nico Zoe do you have that fly feather of course I do we have tractor BS what's your name my name's baby okay but what's your name I'm Kissa Carissa or candle Kissa candle okay you know what I'm using this flight feather and and I can fly through this course the babies are going to have to go through this whole course in order to pass and whoever makes it last loses so you get eliminated I'm going to destroy all of you ow okay Zoe I think we need to give jump boost to all of them all right all babies line up I'm ready I'm ready that guy's growing under B get go go go it's time to win I don't think Bert is a regular baby he's not normal size yeah B is um interesting he's a Trader you're all going to lose and we also have a baby in the back here move out of my way move out my way don't hit me baby just hit off birds that was impressive the question is is BS going to be the one to get eliminated I guess we'll never know well actually we will know at the very end of this course how is tractor the smallest and he's in the lead I'm trying to catch up gois no wow let's see this baby move out of my way move it's time to go and he's gone oh here goes up baby yeah I have to catch up tractor's still a the Lan water yeah what in the world I think tractor's in first place right now and let's see where did B go how did bird catch up move out of my way a yay scaring me I totally don't have a favoritism checkpoint I'm wiing what's doing what are you doing I don't have a favoritism is that allowed um yes I guess tractor to checkpoint how did bird get here I have no idea I have a feeling that bird is cheating but you know what move out of my way no that's okay I hit the checkpoint B is just throwing everyone off h uh moving out my way tractor okay wait chrissa's in the league now she's in first place go candle I'm doing so good um Nico what's going on I put a bomb on this oh oh go you grab it grab it tractor tractor with the T oh it's on zo it's on zo oh that means that the course might be impossible wait where's the last baby at right now you will all perish baby you're currently in the last place you got to pick it up I'm terrible I'm going back to the front let's see have you guys crossed the teddy bear I'm going as fast as I can all right you guys got to go my legs are only so big wait Carissa's actually doing really good I mean a g how is Tractor in first place he's the smallest little guy I guess ow I guess he's agile oh I guess he fell into the pit of drink wait baby baby's picking up the page no never mind you guys will perish oh my gosh you keep saying that but you you're not doing very good he's quite aggressive is anyone at the end yet the end is this gold pot tractor's almost going to make it he's already reached the rainbow wow I kind of want to try doing the shop I I can't make it I'm too small uh yeah I think tractor might be a little small he might die here probably Zoe huh is that allowed hey yay ow well tractor and Carissa are safe please help me who's going to be eliminated is it going to be bir or is it going to be baby I I'm going to make make it baby you're currently in last place I'm going to make it I'm going to make it okay they're both saying the same thing and it looks like birds made it okay you know what you know what that means Zoe what we're going to have to do another challenge until the next challenge we have the final three babies oh I'm pretty excited oh what happened the tractor and I still don't know how wait huh bir did you just okay you know what tractor oh Bo he grew up they're growing so fast well anyways here we're going to do a milk drinking contest all contestants grab a stack of buckets yeah you guys are going to drink a lot of milk you've seen the feature everyone come in we're going to have a minute to drink as much milk as possible and you know what I'm competing in this challenge let's go what happens to the cows on the top left of your screen you can also see how much milk you're drinking I want the milk give me your soy bean milk ow ow this is um little scary all of the cows are being eliminated right now I don't have any more buckets I need more buckets here here you go B hey I took the bucket where did you all go all right there we go I've only drinken four milk buckets so far never ever eat a protein bar because it makes you poo poo what are you saying where did you all go where did you all what do you mean uh yeah where did bur go where are you guys he quit the competition is over cuz all the cows are gone so trctor how many milks have you drinking 12 12 b um three oh gosh and Carissa how many have you drinking I drink nine but I'm lose and tolerant sorry BT you only drank three she's lactose and tolerant so she lose and and so she lose and she's an tolerant I'm sorry B but you're eliminated I'm immune to TNT you will not kill me with the TNT I'm immune to it I'm going to stay in this competition because I want to keep playing okay you know what challenge we are at our final destination what do we do here this is baby boxing have you ever heard of that no but first what did I say like I said you have to listen to me Tractor has a beard he's not even a real baby I think tractor's ready he's got his boxing gloves on this girl is a baby Carissa you need to put on your boxing gloves I'm not a fighter can I tap in my other friend I'm ready tr's got a unicorn hord I'm ready to fight him I tap you in but you get him okay tractor I'm picking you up wait um Zoe yeah can you help me open this Arena oh of course give me a second how do we get inside oh you go over here okay tractor yeah you're going on this side bam and I'm going here b b you're not in the competition anymore you know I'm feeling very attacked right now I want to play just give him a chance you know what fine where is fighting for me wait am I supposed to be in here Carissa you're going in there as well wait Zoe you're playing uh I guess so I I want to win all right so let's go boxing fight swords no Last Man Standing where's the baby I hate you why is bird punching me I'm getting them I'm getting them hit him on the right hit him with the left oh I'm getting oh oh gosh oh gosh bur just killed Zoe I'm getting him I'm getting him hit him with the left hit him with the right I'm getting him ow oh gosh I'm coming here for the side swipe you don't want to make me angry yeah because that's I'm number one and I'm the best s bird just wi the baby competition and that's what I said from the start Zoe I don't know how I feel about this you know what we could just make Shady play the baby let's go home Dad I'm ready to play family what the heck no bird that don't want to oh gosh all right finally time to play family I'm so excited now who wants to go out for some ice cream B you're not playing dad you are not the dad I'm the dad and Shady's the dog oh my gosh he bites he B he only speaks Italian okay NOP we're never playing family again if you want to watch more N Cash Adventures on this screen if you enjoy then please subscribe bye guys subscribe bye
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Channel: Nico
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Length: 17min 12sec (1032 seconds)
Published: Sun Jan 07 2024
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