Zachs BG before Avernus

I I I punch again he Ducks 19 19 all right so I gotta be honest how much damage do you [Laughter] do roll roll your damage because you may kill this guy out okay you killed this guy outright I just chop him in the neck is a Slaughter you know only have five HP actually you know what instead of punching him can I just like grab his head and twist it and snap it what well godam yeah you can snap his head everybody screams and runs out I say I just I I turn pal what's your what is your alignment I don't [ __ ] know I'm making it up as I go I turn to palad and I say I say they're distracted I know the master asked for someone to go up and see him uh I don't know if if you're interested in doing that the master we just saw her oh you did oh I guess she came down then huh you [ __ ] up came down she's been down here for hours man you got well then who was upstairs I look concerned I'm going to I'm going to deceive them ha thech then who was that upstairs wait then they go then they go what do you mean who was that upstairs we need to come she was upstairs just a moment ago I came from up there before I checked this hallway also would you happen to know where the secret entrance is I always forget God damn it look look there's one between there's one between the uh the uh middle hallway and and the far left hallway oh right right right okay I remember I remember okay thank you um it leads it leads you to the the [ __ ] home quick I'll show you I'll show you who the who I was speaking with earlier upstairs let's go let's go yeah yeah let's go that's more as soon as they turn around I hit him on the back of the head oh give me an SEC also I have how do I add friends in [ __ ] Discord because I'm dumb ass my God AR no oh we know the the images on top make us a little horny but you don't have [ __ ] in the [ __ ] summoning room every goddamn day Alan listen you could hear us I told you you should have been more quiet and I slapped PL both of you give me a deception yeah they're trying to summon something else my Aro has a 21 they're trying to summon a baby who did who did he call me by the way what was my name Allan Allan okay I'm Allan They promoted to name the cultist so so was a deception check plus of what uh you're going to get excommunicated manom would you um would you be willing to look past it if you uh were invited in with us I roll I roll I rolled to to seduce him you know you and I both know that I'm married to Malik and he points to the one down the hall Mal goes what the [ __ ] man wait so you two are [ __ ] in the ritual chamber no we're not [ __ ] in the orig well then where are you [ __ ] don't tell you're doing where we're supposed to be [ __ ] wait you're getting paid no wait are you getting paid yes I am getting [Music] paid yeah the master is not paying you I mean no they're not paying us yeah I'm getting [ __ ] I'm getting a a gold a day okay okay uh uh the dude you're talking to opens the door uh behind him and he go a day okay uh uh the dude you're talking to opens the door uh behind him and he he says you get you hearing this [ __ ] here is getting paid and you hear like 10 other voices what the [ __ ] I was like I thought you guys were all getting paid should we start a union you see the guy the guy closed the door again that's a brilliant [ __ ] idea alen we should definitely start a union yeah yeah yeah we should totally we we should totally take this we we should go talk to the to the mistress right now yeah yeah we should yeah yeah yeah let's go you go mayy after she's done praying oh is she praying where is she praying at in the prayer room oh okay I'll be waiting right outside for her thank you very much like fing somebody okay uh come through okay so I'm going to go through and I'm enter the room are you're checking out the room that the cultist that plagas killed right well I'm not gonna I'm not going to peek in I'm just going to walk in all right so you just walk in yeah I'm not stething this at all I'm just G to walk in you do see uh 10 cultists all or nine cultists around one cultist Center and there's one in the center says Allan's P getting paid we're getting [ __ ] yeah that's right I take out my gold sack and I show them all the gold I've been making they all go holy [ __ ] at least I got like seven gold that's at least seven gold what the wait how much do I have hold on let me boss makes a dollar I I got seven [ __ ] on company they start chanting stuff like that all right good Alan I'm going to I'm going to lowkey like point pagus and then to the guy right next to me and I'm going to go to the guy down the hall personally so I go down to the end of the hall and I um and I put my armor on the guy and I'm like look man you and I we best friends and I and I and I snapped his neck his neck his all right I would I would describe him as if he took four moreit four more more HP of damage you'd be dead 12 to hit 12 hits what a damage he's dead I just walk up casually as he's fighting Paladin and he looks at me confused he's like oh and I just grab his head and snap it oh my God I see new quirks are developing

Channel: CrossAxis Games

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Id: QW87VgkU65Q

Length: 7min 25sec (445 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 18 2024