You will never need to pirate again...

if you are a broke boy like me if you're a broke boy just say so then not to worry handsome viewers after you watch this video you'll be able to buy the entire planet of aror and have changed for a fleet of space Yachts because I'm going to show you how to make ludicrous amounts of fake space money and actually no time at all but voy dude I do not hear you cry the last few patches have been so easy to make trillions of credits because Salvage was totally broken why are you so and poor that's because cig finally gave me a good reason to go to the IIA Expo floor for the first time this year and I characteristically spent my entire life savings on rail guns this compounded with the fact that our piracy as a public service operations haven't been going according to plan even though we tried implementing extreme high stakes SRV tug jobs to prevent cargo loss from soft death crashes in our hits oh where you go what the okay he soft he soft soft everybody chill so time to shine baby I'm working on it but I don't know you got him can you st him down now is he too heavy I know C2 can be he's oh we lost some he drove me into the ground sorry I had to like pull up very hard stop stop stop stop okay now is the time to towz got he got quite a bit up so he's going to Arc over and smash the ground he might be too hardn be quite simple you got it I got it yeah nice now it's looks like it's going to be hard things were so bad that I couldn't even afford Fuel and repairs but vo dude you hopelessly cry out yet again you could just do a few PVE missions for easy space cash or you could shut the up and follow the simple step-by-step guide and make over 30 million credits in a single transaction or two in the fastest way possible maybe let's begin step one get yourself to one of the junk yards lited throughout Stanton when you're as broke as me you might as well just go hang out in a trash Heap after all and then all we do is wait it's that easy this is where weak people usually struggle a bit with this particular method of making Mega stacks of six science fiction bread because we're all impatient instant gratification techno zombies but it's really quick I promise maybe a few minutes possibly a few hours maybe a day or two personally I've spent over a week doing this in the past we don't have to talk about that though you just need to ask yourself what would you actually be doing with your life right now anyway eventually a ship will arrive maybe who the knows and provided you haven't dehydrated starve to death or 30k we can begin step two don't forget to like And subscribe approach the ship cautiously and patiently wait for the Target to disembark then instantly get over excited and start firing grenades at them make sure you get real close to the ship so you are enveloped in its Shields and your grenades become totally ineffective then as your surgically precise and tactically perfect engagement reaches a climax crash to desktop harder than the recent SpaceX Starship debris crashed into the Gulf of Mexico after it exploded then begin step three which is to repeat step one and two but try harder remember this takes no time at all once the target is disabled and just before you commit to an execution commence step four which is to say something cool like oh my I'm so sorry bro step five is to use an fs9 or any other ballistic weapon to breach and board but I spent every scent I had on rail guns so I'm going to justify my purchasing decisions and use a rail gun to pop open up over the complicated space d box and then don't forget to Marvel at the contents holy dude these green boxes are filled with gpan Weevil eggs which are the eggs of a space Beetle used as an aphrodesiac in the law of our ludicrous space game there's while over 250 units here so if we get this sold Stanton will probably experience a sudden and unsustainable population boom I guess this is why we haven't seen Tony Z around lately he's trying to figure out how to increase the NPC Quantum population based on how many aphrodisiacal eggs we're about to sell travel engag Quantum travel complete step six is to fly the hall away to a safe location I like to use a random Landing Zone on a near by Moon make your way a few kilometers outside of possible detection range and [Music] then we're in the Crusader Industries Hercules M2 now and is you know all good ships have a name so I decided to call this one step eight which is to return to your stash stolen ship and begin the holy ritual of cargo [Music] Logistics for for [Music] [Music] [Music] then you can move on to step line which is to go to another junkyard for the sale because the previous junkyard might be hot now and you want to make sure that there's no ships around on your approach because there might be some absolute trash human scumbag camp in the area just waiting to steal all your hard-earned illegal sex eggs I noticed a few ships at Reclamation disposal arenth on hen when I arrived but I didn't care because an encounter here would make for great content I mean I am incredibly confident in my ability to defend and sell my sex eggs [Music] we actually end up selling so much sh that the terminal becomes locked and there's no more demand for this juicy love product so we head over to delin on utpe to sell the rest but by the time we get there the boys had arrived so check this in cargo hold and this is after I already made over 16 mil oh yes please I want money might red Target that is a M2 Hercules M okay um torpedo mode activated ready for scan yeah going to turn on this now I'm in danger had already locked down the junkyard so step 10 is to sell the remaining eggs and guaranteed safety bringing out total cell value to 36,6 45,9 198 hard earned American United Earth credits we unfortunately split the last sales profits among the crew because we received their protection during the which I guess is a concept that vulnerable elit and illicit solo Traders just can't understand and finally we just need to find something to spend our new found space fortune [Music] on [Music] thank you Channel patreons and channel members for all your support your incredible generosity continues to Blow Me Away think You' of pledging to this ludicrous space game then use one of the referral codes on screen now for a free 5,000 starting credit if you enjoy my content and are interested in supporting the channel Beyond a like And subscribe check the links in the description consider the join button below and follow me on Twitch at twitch.tv/ dude your continued support genuinely helps me to continue producing these videos thank you so much for watching I'll see you around the verse [Applause] [Music] cheers oh I got a hit from over 2ks away

Channel: Voidy Vids

Views: 148,487

Keywords: Star Citizen, star citizen gameplay, gameplay

Id: wTt9kBX5iCE

Length: 10min 49sec (649 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 01 2023