♪ WHEN I'M ON THE ROCKS ♪ ♪ AND WHEN THE SAILS ARE TORN ♪ ♪ I JUST CLOSE MY EYES
AND FEEL IT ALL ♪ ♪ I CAN SEE YOUR SMILE ♪ ♪ I CAN SEE YOUR SMILE ♪ ♪ YOUR SMILE ♪ ♪ YOUR SMILE ♪ ♪ WHEN THE NIGHT BEGINS ♪ ♪ AND I SEE NO LIGHT ♪ ♪ I JUST CLOSE MY EYES
AND MAKE AWAY ♪ ♪ I CAN SEE YOUR SMILE ♪ ♪ I CAN SEE YOUR SMILE ♪ ♪ YOUR SMILE ♪ ♪ YOUR SMILE ♪ ♪ I HAVE FELT THE COLD ♪ ♪ THE TEMPERATURE OF LIFE ♪ ♪ ROLLS IN ♪ ♪ I KNOW I'LL BE FINE ♪ ♪ BECAUSE OF YOUR LOVE ♪ ♪ STEADFAST AND WORN ♪ ♪ WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES ♪ ♪ A SMILE REMAINS ♪ ♪ DEEP WITHIN MY HEART ♪ ♪ DEEP WITHIN MY HEART ♪ ♪ I KNOW YOU BELIEVE IN ME ♪ ♪ YOU BRING OUT
THE BEST IN ME ♪ ♪ OH, DEEP WITHIN MY HEART
YOUR SMILE REMAINS ♪ ♪ WHEN I FEEL FORGOTTEN ♪ ♪ I KNOW YOU'RE ALWAYS
THINKING OF ME ♪ ♪ FOREVER AND A DAY ♪ ♪ YOU ARE ALWAYS HERE ♪ ♪ BY YOUR SIDE
I'LL ALWAYS BE ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪♪ YOU TWO LOOK AMAZING.
YOU'RE LIKE A PERFECT COUPLE. COME ON, YOU GUYS.
IT'S YOUR WEDDING DAY. SMILE. THIS ISN'T WORKING. UM...PIGGY, MR. PIGGY. COME ON. MR. PIGGY.
WHO DOESN'T LOVE MR. PIGGY? COME ON.
UP HERE, GUYS. UP HERE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I'M TRYING TO GET THEM
TO STAND UP AND LOOK INTO
EACH OTHER'S EYES AND THEN KISS PASSIONATELY. AH, WALK AWAY. ALL RIGHT.
COME ON, GUYS. [TONYA]
SO HOW LONG
HAVE THEY BEEN DATING? I KNOW YOU HAVE TO MULTIPLY IT
BY SEVEN OR SOMETHING BUT I'M JUST TRYING
TO GET AN IDEA OF HOW LONG
TO GO OUT WITH SOMEBODY BEFORE TYING THE KNOT,
YOU KNOW. OKAY. GIVE ME THAT. COME ON, GUYS,
WORK WITH ME. SIT. SIT UP.
SIT UP. [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] TONYA.
TONYA. I SO VERY MUCH
LIKE ESPRESSO. IT'S STRONG
AND ENJOYABLY BITTER. I SEE YOU, AGENT ROSS, YOU PREFER
A STRAIGHTFORWARD
CUP OF COFFEE. WHILE YOU, AGENT MEYERS, YOU PICK A LATTE
AND ADD MUCH SWEETNESS. THIS IS WHY
I BECAME U.S. CITIZEN. AMERICA. IT'S THE LAND OF MANY CHOICES. PLUS CROATIAN COFFEE
TASTES LIKE DOG URINE. WHY EXACTLY DID YOU WANT
TO MEET WITH US, MR. NIKITIN? YOU AND YOUR WIFE HAVE
ALREADY OBTAINED CITIZENSHIP. I DON'T THINK THERE'S
ANYTHING WE CAN HELP YOU WITH. I WANT MY DAUGHTER MASHA
TO HAVE THE SAME OPPORTUNITY. - WITHOUT THE WAIT.
- SO WHAT ARE YOU SUGGESTING? I AM MORE THAN WILLING
TO PAY A REASONABLE FEE TO EXPEDITE HER PAPERWORK. MY UNDERSTANDING, THAT THE TRADITIONAL
COST OF THIS SERVICE IS 10,000 U.S. DOLLARS. WELL, WHATEVER YOUR
UNDERSTANDING OF BYPASSING
U.S. IMMIGRATION LAWS IS, WE'RE NOT IN
THE BUSINESS OF EXPEDITING
ANYBODY'S CITIZENSHIP. YOU'RE LUCKY WE DON'T ARREST YOU
FOR TRYING TO BRIBE US. WE'LL BE PAYING CLOSE ATTENTION
TO YOUR DAUGHTER. - YOU SAID THEY COULD BE BOUGHT.
- THAT'S WHAT I WAS TOLD. DON'T WORRY.
WE'LL FIND SOMEONE ELSE. NO. INS WILL BE
WATCHING HER CLOSELY. WE MUST FIND ANOTHER WAY. - [WOOF, WOOF]
- [MEOWING] - [BARKING CONTINUES]
- [SQUEAKING NOISE] [BARKING] - [MEOW]
- [RUFF] OKAY, ALL RIGHT. WOO! THE SOONER WE GET THIS DONE, THE SOONER YOU CAN
GO BACK TO PILLAGING. HELLO. I AM HERE FOR PHOTO-GRAPH OF CAT. I LOVE YOUR ACCENT. IT'S VENEZUELAN,
RIGHT? [GROWLS] OKAY. I'M THINKING ABOUT
MASSAGING HIM AGAIN. NO, NO, NO. WE GOT IT. HE WAS SNARLING THE WHOLE TIME. AND THAT'S WHAT PIRATES DO.
I'LL EMAIL YOU THE PROOFS. SO WE CAN'T DECIDE BETWEEN
THE BALLERINA OR THE ANGEL. BRUTUS? COME BACK. COME BACK.
COME BACK, BRUTUS. [BARKING] [MEOWS ANGRILY] AHH! HUH. I GOTTA GO. I'M LATE
FOR MY MODELING CLASS. I'M REALLY SORRY
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED. THAT'S OKAY.
ACCIDENTS HAPPEN. WHY HAVEN'T YOU ASKED ME OUT? I'VE BEEN YOUR ASSISTANT
FOR A WHOLE MONTH NOW. AH... YEAH,
AND YOU'VE BEEN, UM, REALLY CREATIVE
WITH THE, WITH THE, YOU KNOW, WITH SQUEAKY TOYS AND STUFF.
THAT'S LIKE A TALENT... DON'T YOU FIND ME ATTRACTIVE? YEAH, BUT, YOU KNOW,
IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA THAT WE-- I FEEL... A REALLY STRONG
CONNECTION BETWEEN US. IF I MOVED IN WITH YOU I'D NEVER BE LATE TO WORK. [GIGGLING] BUT AN ALARM CLOCK WOULD
PROBABLY ALSO WORK YOU KNOW. THINK ABOUT IT, OKAY? OKAY. [GIGGLING] [JIN]
SHOW ME TONGUE. YOU SUFFER FROM STRESS. TELL ME ABOUT IT. CHI OUT OF BALANCE. WE FIX. UM, I'VE NEVER
DONE THIS BEFORE. - DOES THIS HURT?
- NO PAIN. CLOSE EYES.
RELAX. OKAY.
THIS ISN'T THAT BAD. AHH! - YOU LOOK A BIT STRESSED.
- WHAT THE-- DO YOU WANT ME
TO HELP YOU OUT WITH THAT? YOU LIKE BORSCHT?
IT'S OLD FAMILY RECIPE. MY NAME IS VLATKO NIKITIN. BRICKLAND AND OLEG.
THEY WORK FOR ME. YOU CAN CALL ME BRICK. LOOK, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
I MEAN, THIS IS KIDNAPPING. NO. NO KIDNAPPING. YOU CAME HERE VOLUNTARILY.
TO MAKE AMENDS. AMENDS? AMENDS FOR WHAT?
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. TELL THAT TO MY WIFE'S CAT. OH. I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THAT.
I-I HAVE A NEW ASSISTANT-- EH, THE CAT IS WORTHLESS.
I BOUGHT IT IN DUBROVNIK. FOR THREE KUNIG. THAT'S UH, 54 U.S. CENTS. LOOK, I'LL PAY FOR
ALL YOUR VET CHARGES AND-- CAT IS SIMPLY CAT TO ME.
I PREFER GOAT. BUT MY WIFE, BORISLAVA, SHE IS HEARTSICK. LOOK, AH,
MR. NIK-- NIKI-- NICOTINE. UM, WHAT CAN I DO
TO MAKE THIS RIGHT, SIR? EASIEST SOLUTION
WOULD HAVE BRICKLAND AND OLEG PUT YOU IN CEMENT SHOES
AND TAKE YOU FOR SWIM IN LAKE. OH. OW-- UM... WHAT'S THE, AH, WHAT'S THE NEXT
EASIEST SOLUTION? MARRY MY DAUGHTER MASHA. EXCUSE ME? MASHA HAVING PROBLEMS WITH VISA. - MARRIAGE SOLVES PROBLEM.
- WAIT A SECOND. YOU WANT ME TO MARRY
YOUR DAUGHTER SO SHE
CAN GET A GREEN CARD? AFTER ONE YEAR,
YOU GET ANNULMENT. AND YOU HAVE
NO FURTHER DEBT TO MY FAMILY. - I'VE NEVER EVEN MET HER.
- RELAX, PLEASE. MARRIAGE IS PURELY FOR SHOW. MASHA WILL BE MARRYING
BRICKLAND IN ONE YEAR'S TIME. BRICKLAND IS LIKE SON TO ME,
BUT HE IS VERY JEALOUS. SO I WOULD NOT
CONSIDER ANY SEXUAL ACTIVITY WITH HAND OR MOUTH. OR HE WILL KILL YOU
IN A VERY UNPLEASANT WAY. OKAY. I'M SORRY,
BUT THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER. I'M REALLY APOLOGETIC ABOUT YOUR
CAT AND THAT WHOLE SITUATION, BUT I-- BRYAN, YOU DO NOT
KNOW WHO I AM. MANY POWERFUL MEN
HAVE TRIED TO CROSS ME. - WERE ARE THEY NOW?
- WHO KNOWS? YOU--
YOU ARE NOT A POWERFUL MAN. BUT YOU ARE
AN INTELLIGENT MAN. I BELIEVE YOU WILL
MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION. [SPEAKS CROATIAN]
SHALL WE LIVE FOREVER! AH, PUD MO. AH. ♪ I HEAR THOSE
WEDDING BELLS RING ♪ ♪ WE'RE GONNA GET MARRIED ♪ ♪ CAN'T GET THAT
SMILE OFF MY FACE ♪ ♪ WHAT A GREAT DAY FOR LOVE ♪ ♪ WHAT A GREAT DAY ♪ ♪ FOR LOVE ♪♪ [RINGING] [SIGHS] - WHO THE HELL IS THIS?
- IT'S ME, MOM. YOU BETTER BE IN
THE EMERGENCY ROOM OR JAIL TO BE CALLING ME AT THIS HOUR. I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A
FACIAL DETOX, FOR GOD'S SAKE. MOM, I HAVE TO MARRY
A CROATIAN GIRL, OR HER FATHER'S
GONNA HAVE ME KILLED. SO. MARRY HER. DID YOU HEAR
WHAT I JUST SAID? - YES. THIS IS GOOD NEWS.
- NO. THIS IS NOT GOOD NEWS. DID YOU MISS THE PART
ABOUT HIM MURDERING ME? DO YOU LOVE HER? NO, I DON'T--
MA, I'VE NEVER EVEN MET HER. LOOK, THE WHOLE THING
IS COMPLICATED. OH, IT'S ALWAYS
TOO COMPLICATED WITH YOU. IS SHE OLD ENOUGH
TO BEAR CHILDREN? WHAT? I HEAR EASTERN EUROPEAN WOMEN
ARE VERY FERTILE. MOM, YOU KNOW WHAT?
THIS IS NOT HELPING. - WHAT DOES SHE LOOK LIKE?
- AH, I DON'T KNOW, BUT JUDGING BY HER MOTHER, SHE'S NOT GONNA WIN
ANY BEAUTY CONTESTS. WE ALL GET UGLY.
IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME.
DOES SHE HAVE ANY MONEY? HER FATHER IS
SOME SORT OF CRIME BOSS. - SO SHE COMES FROM MONEY.
- ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? DO YOU HAVE
ANY OTHER WOMEN IN YOUR LIFE? - AH, HERE WE GO.
- I'M NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER. I NEED SOME
GRANDCHILDREN ALREADY. WELL, THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. THEY SAID
I CAN'T EVEN TOUCH HER. YOUR FATHER TOLD
YOUR DAD THE SAME THING.
YOU THINK HE LISTENED? YOU WERE CONCEIVED
IN AN ELEVATOR ON OUR HONEYMOON. I HAD THE "CLOSE DOOR" BUTTON
IMPRINTED ON MY FOREHEAD - FOR TWO DAYS.
- I DID NOT NEED TO HEAR THAT. ALL MEN ARE
AFRAID OF COMMITMENT. STOP WHINING
AND MARRY THIS GIRL. THAT'S ALL I'M GONNA SAY. YOU LIKE PLANE?
I PAY HALF PRICE. IT SOUNDS LIKE
YOU GOT A SCREAMING DEAL. YES.
SCREAMING WAS INVOLVED. WEDDING IS IN TWO WEEKS. BRICKLAND WISHES TO BE
YOUR BEST MAN. I'M MOVED. GIVE THIS TO MASHA
DURING VOWS. IT WILL HELP
CONVINCE AUTHORITIES
YOU ARE SERIOUS. DO YOU WISH
TO INVITE WITNESSES? UM, NO.
I'M AN ONLY CHILD. MY DAD'S GONE
AND MY MOM IS... LET'S JUST SAY
MY MOM HAS A PRIOR COMMITMENT. OKAY. MEETING OVER. GET OUT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN
YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED? I MEAN I'M GETTING MARRIED. WELL, HOW LONG HAVE
YOU BEEN SLEEPING WITH HER? - THAT'S A LITTLE INAPPROPRIATE.
- HOW LONG?! - TONYA.
- HOW LONG?! I HAVEN'T
SLEPT WITH HER YET, OKAY? HUH. WHAT IS SHE,
A VIRGIN OR SOMETHING? WHAT DOES SHE LOOK LIKE? - IS SHE SEXY?
- SHE'S CROATIAN. DOES SHE EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH? I HOPE SO. DID YOU ORDER HER
OFF eBAY OR SOMETHING? I DID NOT
ORDER HER OFF eBAY. THEN HOW COME
YOU'VE NEVER MENTIONED HER? BECAUSE IT'S COMPLICATED,
OKAY? YOU KNOW, BRYAN,
I'M NOT STUPID. IF YOU WANTED TO DUMP ME, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO INVENT
SOME CRUSTACEAN VIRGIN. CROATIAN. CROATIAN.
AND I DID NOT INVENT HER, OKAY? I'VE NEVER BEEN DUMPED. I DO THE DUMPING,
YOU UNDERSTAND? HOW CAN I DUMP YOU
IF WE'VE NEVER GONE OUT? DO YOU KNOW WHAT, LOOK,
IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER
GO AHEAD AND DUMP ME. WHY WOULD I DO THAT?
I LOVE YOU. OKAY.
UM, LOOK, TONYA, I THINK YOU
MAY HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD
OUR RELATIONSHIP, OKAY? OH, BRYAN,
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT
A LOT OF THINGS, BUT ONE THING
I DO KNOW ABOUT IS MEN, - AND YOU DEFINITELY WANT ME.
- OKAY. WAIT-- NO. I'M SORRY.
I'M GETTING MARRIED. WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT. AH, WHAT IS THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN? [DOOR SLAMS] OKAY. LET'S GO OVER IT
ONE MORE TIME. UM, WE MET TWO MONTHS AGO
AT THE BALLET. - WHICH BALLET?
- THE GAZELLE. - "GISELLE" AT THE JOFFREY.
- AH, YES. YES. BUT DOES IT
HAVE TO BE BALLET? MASHA LIKES DANCING.
IT'S HER PASSION. SHE'S A VERY PASSIONATE PERSON. SO WE WENT TO THE BALLET
AND THEN WE STARTED DATING-- WHERE DID YOU PROPOSE TO HER? UM, AT THE UKRAINIAN BISTRO. UKRAINIAN VILLAGE RESTAURANT. - WHAT'S HER FAVORITE DRINK?
- OH, THIS ONE I KNOW. STAR-- STAV-- STAV--
DON'T TELL ME. STAVLENNIY MYOD.
IT'S A STRONG LIQUOR. WHAT'S HER FAVORITE COLOR? AH, THAT'S BLUE.
RED. IT'S RED. FINAL ANSWER. AND WHAT DOES SHE HATE
MORE THAN ANYTHING? UM, BIG LIMEY THUGS. WOMANIZERS.
SHE HATES WOMANIZERS.
BRICK, I WAS KIDDING. IT WAS A BAD JOKE
IN RETROSPECT. YOU LISTEN TO ME.
A DATE'S BEEN SET
FOR YOU AND MASHA TO MEET AT A NIGHTCLUB. YOU PUT ON A GOOD SHOW
FOR YOUR AUTHORITIES. BUT IF YOU GO TOO FAR, - I'LL RIP YOUR HEART OUT!
- AH, OKAY. I-I APPRECIATE
YOUR ENCOURAGEMENT, SIR. YOU KNOW, THIS WOULD HELP
IF I KNEW WHAT SHE LOOKED LIKE. TO ME, SHE'S THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD. [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] HEY. HI. I'M BRYAN. BRICK TOLD ME
A LOT ABOUT YOU. ZOYA. ZOYA?
YOU'RE NOT MASHA? ZOYA. YOU'RE NOT MASHA.
THAT'S AWESOME. MASHA. HI, MASH-- BRYAN? MASHA? YEAH. COME ON. THANK YOU. - THIS IS AWKWARD.
- YEAH, IT IS. I HAD NO IDEA
WHAT YOU LOOKED LIKE. YOU LOOK DISAPPOINTED. NO, NO, I'M NOT DISAPPOINTED.
YOUR ENGLISH IS PERFECT. OH, I HAD AN AMERICAN NANNY
MY WHOLE CHILDHOOD. YOU LOOK EXACTLY
THE WAY I THOUGHT YOU WOULD. I DO? I CHECKED OUT
YOUR FACEBOOK PROFILE. OH, MY FA--
LISTEN, THAT WAS ONE NIGHT.
BACHELOR PARTY. THOSE WEREN'T MY COWBOY BOOTS.
THOSE WERE MY FRIEND'S. - WE'RE NOT TOGETHER.
- I KNOW YOU'RE ONLY HERE BECAUSE OF WHAT
HAPPENED TO MY MOTHER'S CAT. OH, I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THAT. NO, NO, NO, NO
AND NO OFFENSE OR ANYTHING BUT I DON'T WANT
TO MARRY YOU EITHER. I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU.
I KNOW YOU'RE A PHOTOGRAPHER AND THAT YOU HAVE
HAZEL BROWN EYES. BUT THAT HARDLY QUALIFIES. LOOK, I KNOW
I'M BREAKING THE LAW. I COULD'VE BEEN ADMITTED LEGALLY
IN LESS THAN A YEAR, BUT THAT WAS BEFORE MY FATHER
DECIDED TO BRIBE THE INS. I TOLD HIM
TO STAY OUT OF IT, BUT... OKAY. THERE ARE TWO MEN OVER THERE
WATCHING US RIGHT NOW. JUST ACT NATURAL OR SOMETHING. AH... WHAT DO WE DO? LET'S UM, LET'S PUT ON
A LITTLE SHOW FOR THEM. COME ON. I'M NOT EXACTLY
MIKHAIL BARYSHNIKOV. JUST RELAX. OKAY. OH...YEAH... OKAY. OH, NO, NO, NO. YEAH.
THIS IS GOOD, RIGHT? NO, NO.
JUST TAKE MY LEAD, OKAY? OKAY. GO SLOW, SLOW. YOU THINK THEY MADE US? YEAH. UM, I THINK THEY'RE LEAVING. WHO? THE INS AGENTS. OH, RIGHT. WE SHOULD
PROBABLY PLAY IT SAFE. AH, COAST IS CLEAR. SEE YOU AT THE WEDDING. MR. LIGHTHOUSE. I'D LIKE TO ASK YOU
A FEW QUESTIONS. I'M AGENT ROSS OF INS.
THIS IS MY PARTNER AGENT MEYERS. SO WE UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'RE
GONNA MARRY MASHA NIKITIN. YEAH. AH, YES, I AM. WE'VE BEEN DATING
FOR A FEW MONTHS. SHE LOVES THE COLOR RED
AND SHE HATES WOMANIZERS. SO WHERE DID YOU TWO MEET? AH, AT THE JOFFREY. WE SAW THE NUTCRACKER-- THE GAZELLE-- GISELLE. IT WAS A TRIPLE BILL. SO YOU'RE A BIG
BALLET FAN THEN, HUH? NO. ACTUALLY, I'M--I'M NOT.
I-I WAS GIVEN FREE TICKETS, AND I SAID,
MAYBE I SHOULD GO, AND THEN I MEET
A CROATIAN BRIDE. CHECK. UM, WHAT'S-WHAT'S THIS ABOUT,
GENTLEMEN? I THINK YOU KNOW,
MR. LIGHTHOUSE. MASHA NIKITIN'S VISA
IS ABOUT TO RUN OUT AND SHE CONVENIENTLY
MARRIES YOU IN THE NICK OF TIME. DID HER FATHER OFFER YOU MONEY
DO MARRY HIS DAUGHTER? GUYS, COME ON. VLATKO NIKITIN
IS A VERY POWERFUL EASTERN
EUROPEAN CRIME FIGURE. HE'S BEING INVESTIGATED FOR
RACKETEERING, EXTORTION, MURDER. AND YOU WANT
TO BE HIS SON-IN-LAW? - HOW MUCH IS HE PAYING YOU?
- AH, NOTHING. AND I WILL SWEAR THAT
ON A STACK OF BIBLES. WELL, WE UNDERSTAND THAT HE'S
PAYING FOR A MEGA-BUCK HONEYMOON OUT ON THE SOUTH PACIFIC.
WHAT ABOUT THAT? HE IS? YOU'RE TELLING US YOU DON'T
KNOW ABOUT YOUR OWN HONEYMOON? OH, MY-- MY HONEYMOON? OF COURSE I KNOW. DUH. I JUST DIDN'T KNOW THAT HE WAS
PAYING FOR THE FULL THING. YOU GUYS RUINED THAT SURPRISE.
WHAT, THERE'S NOT SANTA, TOO? YOU'LL GO TO JAIL
FOR A HELL OF A LONG TIME IF YOU'RE NOT
TELLING US THE TRUTH. OR YOU'LL END UP DEAD. YOU REALLY THINK HE'S GONNA
LET YOU WALK AWAY FROM THIS? IF THIS WEDDING
IS THE RESULT OF COERCION, WE CAN OFFER YOU FULL IMMUNITY
IF YOU HELP US. I'M-I'M SORRY, GUYS, BUT NO ONE'S
PRESSURING ME INTO THIS. I LOVE MASHA. OKAY. WELL, AH... JUST, AH,
THINK ABOUT IT. UM, THAT'S FINE,
BUT I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE. MEOW. TONYA,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? LOOKING FOR SOME CATNIP.
YOU GOT ANY? CAT-- CAT--
NO, I DON'T HAVE CATNIP. LOOK, AH,
YOU LOOK GREAT...ISH. BUT YOU'VE GOT
TO GET OUT OF HERE, OKAY? I'LL LET YOU POSE ME
AND TAKE PICTURES OF ME IF YOU WANT. TONYA,
YOU REALLY NEED TO GO, OKAY? IF YOU CARE ABOUT ME AT ALL,
YOU'LL FORGET ABOUT ME, OKAY? I'M NOT GIVING UP ON YOU
THAT EASILY, BRYAN! [TONYA]
MEOW! [MIDDLE EASTERN MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC STOPS] WELCOME, EVERYONE. I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE
A TOAST TO THE NEWLYWEDS. - ZA MOLODYKH!
- ZA MOLODYKH! [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] ZA MOLODYKH! LOVE YOU, DAD! [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] WHOO! THIS IS PRIVATE RECEPTION. - OKAY.
- WHOA, MRS. LIGHTHOUSE! DID I TELL YOU
HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU LOOK? WAS THAT BEFORE
OR AFTER YOU GOT DRUNK? OH, THAT'S ME.
YUBA CHERNOBYL. YOU CAN SEARCH ME
IF YOU WANT. I'M REALLY GONNA LIKE
BEING MARRIED TO YOU. [SPEAKING CROATIAN] [CHANTING]
GORKO! GORKO! GORKO! OH, NO. WHO'S GORKO? IT MEANS THE WINE IS BITTER. WE MUST KISS FOR AS LONG AS
IT TAKES TO MAKE THE WINE SWEET. IT'S A SLAVIC TRADITION. WHO AM I
TO MESS WITH TRADITION? [CHANTING CONTINUES] [CHEERS, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE] RELAX. YOU CAN DO
WHAT YOU WANT TO HIM AFTER SHE GAINS CITIZENSHIP. WOO-WHOO-WHOO! YEAH! YEAH! I LOVE THIS WOMAN! [CHEERING] [TONYA]
I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE
A TOAST TO THE GROOM. BRYAN... YOU AND I HAVE SHARED
MANY INTIMATE MOMENTS TOGETHER. MOST OF THEM
HAVE INVOLVED ANIMALS. SOME, LIKE THE NIGHT
WHERE YOU HAD ME DRESS UP LIKE A KITTEN. I WILL NEVER FORGET. WELL, WELL, WELL.
HE'S GOT A LITTLE GIRLFRIEND. - RESOLVE THIS.
- I KNOW YOU LOVE ME, BRYAN. WHO ELSE CAN MAKE MR. PIGGY
SQUEAL LIKE I DO? OKAY. AH! I'M NOT GIVING UP ON YOU! SORRY ABOUT THAT.
THAT WAS, AH, MY ASSISTANT. AH, FORMER ASSISTANT.
SHE'S AH, SHE'S CRAZY. OOH! SOMEHOW THINKS THAT
WE'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP, BUT THAT IS
TOTALLY, UNEQUIVOCALLY FALSE. BECAUSE I'VE ONLY LOVED
ONE WOMAN IN MY LIFE BESIDES MY MOTHER. AND TODAY, I WAS LUCKY ENOUGH
TO MARRY HER. STOP. STOP. WELL, LET'S PARTY, GUYS.
IT'S A WEDDING. [IMITATES CROATIAN]
GORKO! [MUSIC PLAYS] YOU ARE DOING
A VERY CONVINCING JOB OF PRETENDING
TO LOVE MY DAUGHTER. I DON'T LOVE YOUR DAUGHTER. NOTHING MUST HAPPEN
ON HONEYMOON. THEN WHY ARE WE EVEN
GOING ON A HONEYMOON? INS MUST SUSPECT NOTHING.
RESORT IS FAR. MAYBE THEY NOT FOLLOW. EYES WILL BE WATCHING YOU. SO MAKE SURE
THAT LITTLE BRYAN DOES NOT TAKE OVER
FOR BIG BRYAN. - IF YOU GRAB MY MEANING.
- AHH! [SPEAKING CROATIAN] WHAT DID SHE SAY? SHE SAID
TAKE GOOD CARE OF OUR MASHA. OR YOU WILL SUFFER
BEYOND ALL IMAGINATION. AH... THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT--
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT SHE SAID. [MUSIC PLAYING] YOU KNOW, YOU DIDN'T SAY
A WORD TO ME THE WHOLE FLIGHT. YOU PASSED OUT
THE ENTIRE FLIGHT. - CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS?
- THERE'S NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT. YOU PLAY YOUR PART
AND I'LL PLAY MINE. YEAH. AND WE'RE GONNA BE
SPENDING A LOT OF TIME TOGETHER. I MEAN, CAN WE AT LEAST
TRY AND BE FRIENDS? WE'LL SEE. AHEM. OH-- UM, HI.
MAY I HELP YOU? YEAH. HI. UM,
WE'RE ON THE 11:00 A.M.
FLIGHT TO NUKU HIVA, STAYING AT
THE LOVERS BAY RESORT. OH, I'M SORRY.
ALL FLIGHTS TO THE MARQUESAS HAVE BEEN CANCELED
DUE TO A WEATHER SYSTEM. BUT-- OH-- BUT YOU CAN TRY AND BOOK
A LOCAL ROOM AT THAT COUNTER. UM, DO YOU HAVE
ANOTHER WAY WE CAN GET THERE? ERNESTO CAN FLY YOU THERE. WHO'S ERNESTO? ERNESTO ESTEBAN CRUZ. LIKE PENELOPE CRUZ. SHE WON THE OSCAR. OH. I'LL CHECK THE DOPPLER.
THE MACHINE CHECKING STORM. THE STORM HEADING SOUTH. IT SHOULD MISS NUKU HIVA... BY A LITTLE SHORT HAIR. PLUS YOU GET GUIDED TOUR,
PRIVATE FLIGHT AND FREE SANDWICHES. HAM AND CHEESE. [BRYAN]
UM, SHOULD WE TRY THIS? UM, ARE YOU SURE
THIS IS SAFE? I HAVEN'T LOST
A PASSENGER YET. IF YOU LOOK TO YOUR LEFT, YOU WILL SEE
THE MAGNIFICENT HIVA OA ISLAND. THE SECOND LARGEST
IN THE MARQUESAS. AH, HOW MUCH FURTHER?! AH. THE BEAUTIFUL ISLAND
OF BORA BORA IS COMING UP ON YOUR RIGHT. IT IS IN THE LEEWARD GROUP
OF THE SOCIETY ISLANDS. WAIT A MINUTE.
BORA BORA IS NOWHERE
NEAR NUKU HIVA. DO WE EVEN
KNOW WHERE WE ARE? NOT EXACTLY.
MY INSTRUMENTS ARE DOWN. WOULD EITHER OF YOU
LIKE A SANDWICH? I'M SORRY.
DID YOU SAY YOUR
INSTRUMENTS ARE DOWN? YES. I HAVE HAM AND CHEESE OR JUST CHEESE. ARE WE GONNA CRASH?! I DON'T LIKE TO USE
THE TERM "CRASH." IT'S NEGATIVE.
I'D PREFER THE TERM "CATASTROPHIC FAILURE." - OH, MY GOD!
- IT'S MORE PROFESSIONAL. BRACE FOR IMPACT! OH, NO! WELCOME TO NUKU HIVA. OH, MY GOD. ♪♪ [HONKING HORN] [BACKFIRES] OKAY. WE HAVE ARRIVED. THANKS. SENOR. UGH! PLEASE. PAYSAN. DONYAS. GRATUITY.
IT'S NOT INCLUDED. UM, OKAY. I'M SORRY.
I KNOW IT SAYS IN THE GUIDE BOOK THAT THERE'S
NO TIPPING IN TAHITI. YOU'RE GOING TO BELIEVE
GUIDE BOOK OR ERNESTO? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
YOU ALMOST GOT US KILLED
LIKE A HUNDRED TIMES. YOU'RE ON HONEYMOON. IT'S LIKE BEST APHRODISIAC
MONEY CAN BUY. LOOK.
IT'S WORKING ALREADY. COME ON.
[KISSING SOUND] COME ON. OKAY. THERE. GRACIAS. - ENJOY YOUR HONEYMOON, HUH?
- YEAH. GIVE HER ONE FOR ME. [SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE] DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. [TAHITIAN SINGERS SINGING] HEY. HEY. UM, BRICK SAID
THAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE. THEY SAY
IT STIRS YOUR PASSION.
I JUST LIKE THE TASTE. WANT SOME? AH, YEAH, SURE. GOD, I'VE NEVER STAYED
IN A PLACE THIS NICE BEFORE. YEAH. WELL, MY IDEA
OF A PERFECT HONEYMOON IS STAYING IN
A PRIMITIVE VILLAGE DANCING BAREFOOT
UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. SOMEHOW I DON'T SEE
BRICK GOING FOR THAT. I'M NOT GONNA MARRY BRICK. I'M GONNA MARRY SOMEBODY
I'M IN LOVE WITH. YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, AH,
I REALLY LIKE YOUR JUNGLE HONEYMOON IDEA. - REALLY?
- YEAH. WELL, SORT OF
MY PLAN WAS TO SHOOT FOR
NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC, EXPLORE THE WORLD. BUT I GOT THE NEXT BEST THING.
I TAKE PICTURES OF PETS IN STUPID COSTUMES. ONCE I GET MY CITIZENSHIP, I'M GONNA OPEN
MY OWN DANCE STUDIO. - REALLY?
- YEAH. I WAS LUCKY. MY PARENTS
PAID FOR ALL MY LESSONS. I'D LIKE TO SEE OTHER KIDS
HAVE THE SAME OPPORTUNITY. THAT'S GREAT.
REALLY COOL. TO BOTH OF US
FINDING HAPPINESS. YEAH, TO HAPPINESS. OH, THAT'S GOOD.
STIR MY PASSION. NOT YOU OR YOUR ROBE.
WHICH I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE. IT'S NOT FLATTERING. I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M ACTUALLY MARRIED. ME NEITHER. OKAY. YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU AH, YOU TAKE THE BED. I'LL AH, I'LL DO THE CHAIR. - YOU SURE?
- YEAH. YEAH. IT'S ALL YOURS. - AH...
- WHERE ARE YOU GOING? UM, I'M JUST GONNA
GET SOME FRESH AIR. IT'S A LONG DAY.
WE ALMOST DIED. A BUNCH. - YEAH.
- OKAY. OKAY. UM, DON'T WAIT UP,
DEAR. READY FOR ANOTHER? AH, YES, DEFINITELY. - AL.
- GOT IT. THANKS, AL. CAN I CHARGE THIS
TO YOUR ROOM? AH, YEAH, YEAH.
I'M OVER IN BUNGALOW 12. OH, THE HONEYMOON SUITE.
WHERE'S YOUR WIFE? AH, MY WIFE IS--
AH, SHE'S SLEEPING. IT WAS A REALLY LONG TRIP IN.
SHE'S PRETTY FRIED. SO... IF IT WAS MY HONEYMOON, I WOULDN'T LET MY HUSBAND
OUT OF THE BUNGALOW. - OOH, THAT'S NAUGHTY.
- IT SEEMS TO ME YOU NEED TO INJECT A LITTLE MORE
ROMANCE INTO YOUR MARRIAGE. YEAH.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA. WELL, WHAT DOES SHE LOVE? SHE LOVES TO DANCE.
YEAH, SHE'S A DANCER. AND IT SUCKS
BECAUSE I'M A TERRIBLE DANCER. - THAT'S AN EASY FIX.
- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WHERE ARE WE GOING? I'M GONNA
GIVE YOU A DANCE LESSON. I DON'T THINK
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. - YOU NEED TO LOOSEN UP.
- YEAH, I KNOW. OKAY. SHOW ME
YOUR BEST DANCE MOVE. - MY BEST DANCE MOVE?
- YEP. - DA, DA, DA, DA--
- OKAY, STOP. YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? YEAH, OF COURSE.
YEAH. I THOUGHT SO. OKAY. SO CONCENTRATE
ON THE MUSIC... AND MOVE THESE HIPS. OKAY.
THESE HIPS ARE MOVING. NO THEY'RE NOT. - ALL RIGHT. CLOSE YOUR EYES.
- OKAY. AND IMAGINE YOU'RE WITH HER. THE SCENT OF HER PERFUME. THE WARMTH OF HER SKIN. YEAH.
I'M FEELING IT. I'M FEELING IT.
I'M DANCING. YEAH. NOT GOOD. WHOA, MASHA.
COME BACK AND DANCE WITH ME. APPARENTLY
YOU ALREADY HAVE A PARTNER. NO, NO, NO. SHE WAS
JUST TEACHING ME TO DANCE
SO I CAN IMPRESS YOU. - WELL, YOU CERTAINLY DID.
- HEY, HEY, HEY. YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M NOT SOME PLAYBOY, OKAY? I MEAN,
I KNOW YOU HATE WOMANIZERS. BRYAN. BRYAN. LOOK, YOU DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT ME. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO AS LONG AS IT
DOESN'T AFFECT MY CITIZENSHIP. BUT FLAUNTING YOURSELF WITH
SOME WAITRESS ON THE FIRST DAY OF OUR HONEYMOON
IS JUST PLAIN STUPID. YOU'RE RIGHT.
NO, YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. AND I'M SORRY. AND YOU, YOU LOOK AMAZING
IN THIS DRESS. THIS RELATIONSHIP IS ABOUT
ME GETTING MY CITIZENSHIP. AND YOU PAYING
A DEBT TO MY FATHER. AND NOTHING MORE. - BRICKLAND.
- YES, BOSS. NOT ENOUGH GOAT IN STEW. DON'T WORRY. I'LL HAVE
A WORD WITH THE CHEF. HAVE YOU HEARD
FROM CONTACT AT RESORT? NO. THEY GOT HIT BY A STORM.
ALL THE PHONES ARE DOWN. AH. I DON'T TRUST
THAT PHOTOGRAPHER. - I SHARE YOUR CONCERNS.
- I'D RATHER GO OUT THERE AND KEEP AN EYE ON HIM
IF IT'S ALL RIGHT WITH YOU. HI. HI. HEY. I GOT YOU INTO TROUBLE
LAST NIGHT, DIDN'T I? NO. NO, YOU DIDN'T.
THAT WAS MY FAULT. WELL, I KNOW HOW
YOU CAN MAKE IT UP TO HER. I'M GOOD.
THANKS. THERE'S A SECLUDED COVE
ABOUT A MILE AWAY FROM HERE. UNBELIEVABLY ROMANTIC. YOU TWO COULD EVEN
SWIM NAKED IF YOU WANTED TO. WE'LL PROBABLY
STAY WITH THE POOL. I DON'T THINK
SHE WANTS TO SEE... HERE.
I DREW YOU A MAP. I GUARANTEE IT'LL SOLVE
ALL YOUR PROBLEMS. [CELL PHONE RINGING] OH. HELLO, MOM. I'M LONELY.
BEING COOPED UP HERE IS ABOUT AS MUCH FUN
AS A HEMORRHOID. MAYBE YOU SHOULD'VE THOUGHT
ABOUT THAT BEFORE YOU SLAPPED - A POLICE OFFICER.
- I WASN'T SPEEDING. HE DESERVED IT.
HOLD ON. HEY. DINGLE PLUMBING.
BUT I'M NOT WALT. THE KITCHEN SINK
SMELLS LIKE SOMETHING
CRAWLED UP IN THERE - AND DIED.
- IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME. YEAH. WHY ARE YOU
ANSWERING YOUR PHONE ANYWAY? YOU SHOULD BE
BONKING YOUR WIFE. AH, MOM, LISTEN. I TOLD YOU THIS IS A
BUSINESS ARRANGEMENT, ALL RIGHT? SHE'S NOT
EVEN ATTRACTED TO ME. I WASN'T
ATTRACTED TO YOU FATHER,
BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP ME. WHAM, BAM,
CALL THE DIAPER MAN. THAT'S ALL I'M GONNA SAY. THAT'S ALL YOU
HAD TO SAY, MOM. HEY. HEY. CAN YOU PUT SOME
SUNSCREEN ON MY BACK? YEAH, OF COURSE. LOOK, I'M--
I'M SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT. I OVERREACTED. - NO. YOU KNOW, IT WAS ME.
- NO, NO, NO. IT WAS A STRESSFUL DAY
FOR BOTH OF US. LET'S JUST PRETEND
LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED, OKAY? YEAH. DEAL. YOU KNOW WHAT? I KNOW WHERE THERE'S
A REALLY NICE LAGOON. OKAY. YEAH.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
IT'S PRIVATE. WE CAN PROBABLY,
YOU KNOW, GO SKINNY DIP-- WE CAN JUST SWIM THERE. WHATEVER YOU'D LIKE.
WHATEVER YOU'D LIKE. HOW DID YOU
FIND OUT ABOUT THIS PLACE? UM, HONESTLY, THE WAITRESS.
SHE DREW ME A MAP. SHE FELT BAD ABOUT
WHAT HAPPENED THE OTHER NIGHT AND SAID THAT
WE SHOULD COME HERE BECAUSE
IT'S GONNA BE GREAT. - IT'S AMAZING.
- GOD, YEAH. OH. HOLD THAT.
HOLD THAT. OH, BEAUTIFUL.
BEAUTIFUL. YEAH,
MRS. LIGHTHOUSE. OKAY. OH, YEAH.
LOOKING GOOD.
ALL RIGHT. NOW GIVE ME ONE THAT SAYS
WHY AM I IN A SAILOR COSTUME? WITH A CAT.
GO AHEAD AND LAUGH. THAT'S PRETTY MUCH MY WORK DAY.
AND THE PET OWNERS THAT COME IN, CRAZY.
EXCEPT FOR YOUR MOTHER. SHE'S NOT CRAZY.
SHE'S TERRIFIC. SHE'S AWESOME.
AND YOUR DAD... - REMEMBER? GORKO! GORKO!
- THEY'RE NOT TERRIFIC PEOPLE. THEY'RE CRIMINALS. BUT THEY'RE MY FAMILY. YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE
WITH FAMILY PROBLEMS. EVERYONE THINKS
MY DAD RAN AWAY. MY MOM ACTUALLY KILLED HIM. OH, MY GOD. SHE BURIED HIM
IN THE BACKYARD. AND ACTUALLY,
I'VE SEEN TWO CLIENT'S DOGS DIG UP MY DAD. I THINK THEY SMELLED HIM.
IT WAS A COLOGNE THING. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS,
BUT THEY SORT OF RUNNING AROUND WITH MY DAD'S BONES
IN THEIR MOUTH. LIKE AROUND THE BACKYARD,
IT WAS LIKE A DOGFIGHT. - YOU ARE SO BAD.
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I NEEDED THERAPY FOR THAT... OH, MY GOD. IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL. YEAH, IT SURE IS. ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON.
LET ME TAKE LIKE TWO OR THREE HUNDRED. JUST... ALL RIGHT.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
LET'S DO THIS. COME ON, MRS. LIGHTHOUSE.
LET'S GET IN THE WATER. COME ON. WHOO! WHOO! COME ON IN. WHOO! YEAH! OH, I SEE HOW IT IS. - WHAT'RE YOU DOING?
- OH, IT'S ON, BABY. - IT'S ON.
- WHAT'RE YOU-- OH, OKAY. OW! YOU'RE IN TROUBLE,
MRS. LIGHTHOUSE. - YEAH! BULLS-EYE!
- HMM, VERY SMART. - NOW WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
- COME ON. - OH.
- [NOISE IN BUSHES] - DID YOU HEAR THAT?
- UH-HUH. IT'S PROBABLY BRICK COMING.
HOW'S THE WATER, NAKED MAN? - GIVE ME MY TRUNKS, MASHA.
- IF YOU WANT THEM, - YOU HAVE TO COME AND GET THEM.
- I'M SERIOUS. IF SOMEBODY FINDS ME
HERE WITH YOU LIKE THIS... YOU WORRY TOO MUCH.
IT'S PROBABLY AN ANIMAL. - DO YOU WANT ME TO LOOK?
- THROW ME MY TRUNKS! MASHA, MY TRUNKS.
MASHA! MASHA! MASHA. [BRYAN]
VERY FUNNY, MASHA.
WHERE ARE YOU? MASHA? GREAT. - TWO O'CLOCK.
- THAT'LL BE FINE. GIFT SHOP.
IT'S GUCCI. I SEE YOU'RE ENJOYING
YOUR HONEYMOON, MR. LIGHTHOUSE. I AM. UM,
HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIFE? THE BELLMAN JUST
LET HER INTO YOUR BUNGALOW. OH, GREAT.
THANK YOU. OKAY. VERY FUNNY
DITCHING ME LIKE THAT. - YOU TARZAN, ME TONYA.
- NO, NO, NO. HOW DID YOU
EVEN GET HERE? FREQUENT FLIER MILES. DON'T MAKE ME
FEEL LIKE I WASTED THEM. - YOU HAVE TO LEAVE HERE.
- RIGHT AFTER I TRIM YOUR HEDGE. - [CELL PHONE RINGS]
- HELLO? - HONEY, IT'S YOUR MOTHER.
- STOP. STOP. STOP. - HEY, MOM.
- [GIGGLING] IT SOUNDS LIKE
YOU'RE FINALLY GETTING
DOWN TO BUSINESS. MOM, I CAN'T
REALLY TALK RIGHT NOW. PACE YOURSELF
ON THE FOREPLAY, ALL RIGHT? WHEN YOU'RE HUNGRY,
EVERYTHING LOOKS TASTY. UH, IT'S SO TIGHT. THAT'S ALL I'M GONNA SAY. CAN YOU HAND ME MY SNAKE? YOU KNOW WHAT? STOP. I'M MARRIED, OKAY?
GET THAT INTO YOUR HEAD. [CELL PHONE RINGS] IT'S MASHA.
IT'S MASHA. MASHA? - MASHA, WHERE ARE YOU?
- WE HAVE YOUR WIFE. WE WANT
10 MILLION U.S. DOLLARS
BY 6:00 P.M. TOMORROW IF YOU CALL THE POLICE
OR ANY AUTHORITIES,
WE WILL KILL HER. WE WILL TEXT YOU
THE ACCOUNT NUMBER. I'M A PET PHOTOGRAPHER.
I DON'T HAVE $10 MILLION. THEN FIND SOMEONE WHO DOES
IF YOU WANT HER TO LIVE. WE SHOULD BE OKAY NOW. WHO ARE YOU? - WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?
- SHUT UP. I THINK MASHA'S BEEN KIDNAPPED. WELL, DON'T LOOK AT ME. [KNOCK ON DOOR] OOH, IT LOOKS LIKE
IT WENT WELL. SOMEBODY KIDNAPPED MY WIFE! - WHAT?!
- YEAH. THEY TOOK HER FROM THE LAGOON
WHERE YOU SENT US. - WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?
- NOTHING. - AND WHO'S SHE?
- I'M HIS GIRLFRIEND. - YOU ARE NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!
- TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED. [SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE] HOW'RE YOU DOING? YOUR BOY WAS IN HERE LAST NIGHT.
DIRTY DANCING WITH A WAITRESS. - STUPID.
- IT'S WORSE. TODAY I SAW HIM
TAKE YOUR WOMAN INTO THE JUNGLE. CAME BACK BARE ASSED WITH
BANANA LEAVES OVER HIS JOHNSON. THIS BOY IS A REAL STUD. - AND THAT SUMS IT UP.
- I KNEW IT. I KNEW THE MARRIAGE
WAS BOGUS. NOBODY IN THEIR RIGHT MIND
WOULD EVER DUMPED ME. - WE HAVE TO CALL THE POLICE.
- NO. THEY SAID THEY'D KILL HER - IF I CALLED ANYONE.
- THEY ALWAYS SAY THAT. I'D GO FOR IT.
I MEAN, WHAT'S THE WORSE
THAT COULD HAPPEN? SHE COULD DIE! I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL! WHERE ARE YOU SUPPOSED
TO COME UP WITH $10 MILLION? I DON'T KNOW. THE ONLY PERSON I COULD
THINK OF IS MY FATHER-IN-LAW. PROBLEM SOLVED.
CAN WE ORDER SOME ROOM SERVICE? TONYA, SHUT UP. PLEASE. IF MASHA'S FATHER FINDS OUT
THAT I TOOK HER TO A LAGOON WHERE SHE HAPPENED
TO GET KIDNAPPED AND
I'M SWIMMING NAKED, HE'S GONNA HAVE ME
TORTURED AND DISMEMBERED. THERE'S NO WAY
I CAN ASK HIM FOR THE MONEY. - THEN YOU ONLY HAVE ONE OPTION.
- YEAH, AND WHAT'S THAT? - YOU HAVE TO RESCUE HER.
- WHAT AM I, BATMAN? NO. I TAKE PICTURES OF DOGS
DRESSED AS PIRATES FOR A LIVING. I CAN'T DO THAT. I KNOW THIS ISLAND
INSIDE AND OUT. SO DOES MY COUSIN.
WE COULD HELP YOU. NO, THANKS.
YOU'VE HELPED ME ENOUGH
FOR ONE LIFETIME. - YOU WANT TO BLAME THIS ON ME?
- MAYBE I SHOULD. FINE. I WAS JUST TRYING
TO MAKE YOUR MARRIAGE BETTER. - IT'S OBVIOUS YOU LOVE HER.
- NO, HE DOESN'T. YOU HEARD HIM.
HE'S JUST HELPING HER
GET A GREEN CARD. LOOK.
NUKU HIVA ISN'T THAT BIG. WE CAN FIND HER. BESIDES,
WHAT OTHER CHOICE
DO YOU HAVE? [BANGING ON DOOR] - [BRICK] OPEN THE DOOR!
- AHH! WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE. - WHAT?
- GO, GO, GO, GO. - [BANGING]
- OPEN THE DOOR! HEY, BRICK.
WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE? MASHA? DON'T GET THE WRONG IDEA. - I SLEPT ON THE CHAIR.
- I SHOULD KILL YOU RIGHT NOW. I PROMISE.
ASK MASHA. HURRY UP. JUMP! - WHERE IS SHE?!
- I DON'T KNOW. JUMP!
WOULD YOU JUST JUMP?
I'LL CATCH YOU. ARE YOU CRAZY? JUMP! UGH! NICE CATCH, COUGAR. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW
THAT BRYAN IS MINE, SO DON'T GET ANY IDEAS. I JUST WANT TO HELP HIM,
DO YOU? WELL, YEAH.
WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY. I NEED TO FIND MY COUSIN. - WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
- BUY US SOME PROVISIONS. YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THAT? I CAN OUT-SHOP YOU
ANY DAY, SWEETIE. UGH! ONE LAST CHANCE. - [GUN COCKING]
- WHERE IS SHE?! SHE'S AT THE POOL.
SHE'S AT THE POOL. SHE BETTER BE. - [MUFFLED SCREAM]
- WHERE'S MASHA? TELL ME THE TRUTH OR I'LL BREAK YOUR
SWEET, LITTLE NECK. - OH!
- MY COUSIN'S HERE. HE AND THIS SLUTTY WAITRESS
ARE GONNA TRY AND RESCUE HER. THAT'S ALL I KNOW. THERE'S MY COUSIN. - WE NEED TO RETHINK THIS PLAN.
- WE'RE WASTING TIME. ERNESTO CAN HELP US
COVER THE WHOLE ISLAND. - OH, GREAT.
- THAT'S RIGHT. MY BIRD IS ALL FIXED UP,
READY TO GO. - I'M 68 PERCENT CONFIDENT.
- OH, 68? THAT'S ALMOST 70. GREAT. SOME BIG FOREIGN GUY,
HE JUST TRIED TO KILL ME. - WHAT?! WHERE?!
- RIGHT BY THE POOL. HE WAS LOOKING FOR SASHA--
NASHA-- WHATEVER HER NAME IS. - WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM?
- EVERYTHING. I'M NO FOOL. - IT'S OVER. I'M DEAD.
- NO, YOU'RE NOT. YOU RESCUE HER,
YOU SAVE HER FATHER $10 MILLION, - AND YOU LOOK LIKE A HERO.
- DECIDE QUICKLY. YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT
WITH THAT GUY'S FIST AND ELBOW. AHH! OKAY! OKAY!
WE SHOULD GO! - WE JUST CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE!
- LET'S GO! - MOVE OVER!
- OKAY, LET'S GO! OFF WE GO. TIME TO PARTY. OH! OH, NO! [SCREAMING] THEY'RE SHOOTING! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
OH, GOD! YOU BETTER DUCK DOWN,
LITTLE LADY. [SCREAMING] - I NEED YOUR FOOT.
- YOU WHAT?! - YOUR FOOT.
- FOR WHAT?! - FOR THIS!
- AHH! - HERE YOU DRIVE!
- ALL RIGHTY. NOW COMES
THE UNEXPECTED FUN PART. WHAT KIND OF FUN PART? [SCREAMING] [TIRES SQUEALING] [ERNESTO]
WE'RE HERE! WHOA, WHOA! IS THAT THING FIXED?! MORE FIXED THAN BROKEN. ARE YOU OKAY,
LITTLE LADY? WHAT YOU DID BACK THERE
WAS AMAZING. WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED. - OH!
- I GET AIRSICK. I NEED TO SIT
UP FRONT WITH HIM. ERNESTO! UGH! OKAY. HERE WE GO. UM, I THINK WE SHOULD HURRY. WE'LL BE LONG GONE
BY THE TIME HE GETS HERE. WHO'S YOUR POPPY?
WHO'S YOUR POPPY? - COME ON!
- UM... - IS THERE A PROBLEM?
- AH, YES AND NO. MOSTLY YES. COME ON, POPPY.
COME ON. COME ON, BABY. - OH, HE'S GETTING CLOSER!
- COME ON, CUZ. - COME ON, ERNESTO! COME ON.
- LET'S GO! - COME ON!
- COME ON, BABY! OKAY. WE'RE TAKING OFF!
WE'RE TAKING OFF! AHH! WE MADE IT! WHOO! NOW THAT IS MY IDEA
OF A GOOD TIME. SO TELL ME,
CARIDA. HOW ARE YOU
INVOLVED IN THIS ADVENTURE? - SHE'S HIS GIRLFRIEND.
- BUT BRYAN'S MARRIED NOW. - SO THAT'S KINDA UP IN THE AIR.
- I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK. MAY I OFFER YOU A TEQUILA? SURE. UM, IS THIS LEGAL? WE DON'T HAVE
ALL THE ACCOUTREMENTS
OF MY KITCHEN, BUT WE TRY OUR BEST, HUH? DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
HE'S GOT A HIGH TOLERANCE. WE'RE FINE.
WE'RE FINE. DA? BOSS,
MASHA'S BEEN KIDNAPPED. - WHO DID THIS?
- I DON'T KNOW. SHE WAS ABDUCTED
WHEN THE PHOTOGRAPHER TOOK
HER INTO THE JUNGLE TO-- - TO WHAT?!
- TO STEAL HER VIRGINITY. THE ARROGANT GIT
STROLLED INTO THE HOTEL NAKED AND HIS BIMBO GIRLFRIEND'S
TURNED UP, TOO. YOU THINK THEY'RE
INVOLVED IN KIDNAPPING? YEAH, THEY MUST BE. MY MASHA. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - COME ON!
- WHAT DO YOU WANT?! GET HER IN THE SHED! HURRY UP! AH! OH, MY GOD!
GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF!
GET IT OFF ME!
GET IT OFF ME! NO. NO. NO. A LITTLE BUGGIE.
HUH. CUTE. - AH! GET IT OFF!
- IT'S POISONOUS. IT'S POISONOUS.
PULLING AWAY FROM THE PINCERS. YOU THINK THEY SAW US? HOW WOULD I KNOW? - YOU'RE A FEISTY ONE.
- WHAT DO YOU WANT? DO YOU EVEN KNOW
WHO MY FATHER IS? WE SURE DO, SWEETHEART.
DADDY'S GONNA PAY - A PRETTY PRICE TO GET YOU--
- SHUT UP! DID YOU GUYS
SEE ANYTHING YET?! NOTHING. JUST A VERY
SEXY, SCARED, YOUNG LADY. YOU NEED TO EAT SOMETHING. - THIS IS WHAT YOU BOUGHT?!
- OW! SORRY. THEY WERE
ALL OUT OF BITCH ILLUSTRATED. THIS IS NOT FOOD!
WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO EAT?! I GOT IT COVERED. WHAT DOES HE MEAN
HE'S GOT IT COVERED? WHAT IS THIS GUY,
RAMBO? YOU ARE SO PRIMAL. YOU KNOW,
WE STILL HAVE TOMORROW. THERE'S A FISH VILLAGE
RIGHT AROUND THAT POINT. WE COULD HIKE THERE AFTER
WE GET A LITTLE BIT OF REST. THE LOCALS
MIGHT HAVE SEEN SOMETHING. [FLIES BUZZING] WHY ARE YOU EVEN HELPING ME? 'CAUSE IT'S
THE RIGHT THING TO DO. AND I OWE YOU. WHOEVER YOU ARE, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT
YOU'RE GETTING YOURSELF INTO. SHUT UP! YOU'RE PATHETIC. AND YOU'RE A SPOILED,
LITTLE PRINCESS WHO NEEDS
TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON. HELLO?! HELP! - SOMEBODY HELP ME!
- BE QUIET! PLE-- I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE HER ALONE! NOW DON'T MOVE! GET UP! UH-HUH.
YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? TWO AMERICANS WERE
HERE A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO
IN A FOUR-WHEEL DRIVE. THEY BOUGHT A FEW DAYS
WORTH OF PROVISIONS - AND SOME HEAVY FISHING LINE.
- OBVIOUSLY THEY WENT FISHING. THEY DIDN'T HAVE POLES AND THEY
DROVE INTO THOSE MOUNTAINS. WELL,
THEY SOUND REALLY STUPID. THE ROAD INLAND
PASSES AN OLD COMPOUND
WHERE SOME SURFERS WHERE SURFERS
USED TO SHAPE BOARDS. SOMEHOW WE MISSED IT
DURING THE FLY-OVER. WE COULD ALWAYS FLY BACK. WE SHOULD HIKE IN
IF WE WANT TO SURPRISE THEM. - HOW LONG IS THAT GONNA TAKE?
- AT LEAST TWO HOURS. TWO HOURS?!
MY GOD! - [TOGETHER] SHUT UP!
- YOU SHUT UP! HOW DO YOU KNOW
THESE GUYS ARE THE KIDNAPPERS? OR IF THEY'RE
EVEN STAYING AT THIS PLACE? WE DON'T, OKAY?
BUT DO YOU HAVE A BETTER IDEA? AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT
SITTING HERE READING COSMO'S "TEN BEST WAYS
TO PLEASE A MAN," TONYA! AT LEAST I DON'T
TICKLE DOG'S BALLS. - I DID NOT TICKLE--
- ENOUGH! ARE YOU GOING WITH US
OR NOT? FINE. BUT I NEED TO COOL OFF FIRST. YOU NEED
TO COOL OFF FIRST? OH. SHE MAKES A GOOD POINT. EXCUSE ME. WHAT DO YOU THINK
OUR ODDS ARE, HONESTLY? IF YOU WANNA LIVE,
WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GONNA DO? YEAH, WELL,
IT'S NOT ABOUT ME.
NOT ANYMORE. - [CELL PHONE RINGING]
- DA? DID YOU CALL THE POLICE? UM, NO.
THEY SAID THEY'D KILL HER. LOOK, I KNOW I SHOULD'VE
CALLED YOU SOONER, BUT AH... ALL RIGHT, THE TRUTH IS, I THINK I REALLY
LOVE YOUR DAUGHTER. AND RIGHT NOW,
SHE'S ALL I CARE ABOUT. I'M TRYING
TO FIND HER, BUT, UM... RIGHT NOW,
THE ODDS KINDA SUCK. SO IF YOU DON'T
HEAR FROM ME BY 6 O'CLOCK, WIRE THE MONEY.
THE ACCOUNT NUMBER IS 4-6-5-6 4-3-2-7. - [CELL PHONE RINGING]
- YEAH? - DID YOU FIND HER?
- NOT YET. BUT THAT CHOPPER'S BEEN SPOTTED
THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ISLAND. - I'M HEADED THERE NOW.
- LIGHTHOUSE CALLED. ASKED ME TO WIRE RANSOM.
HE IS BEHIND THIS AS WE THOUGHT. - AND HE'LL PAY WITH HIS LIFE!
- SHE IS ONLY CHILD, BRICK. IF YOU DO NOT
FIND MASHA BY 6 O'CLOCK, I WILL WIRE MONEY. DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO. CHOPPER NEVER CAME BACK,
SO WE WERE GOOD TO GO. SHE'S FINE.
ANY PROBLEMS ON YOUR END? NOTHING I CAN'T HANDLE. [GIGGLING] UM, I HATE TO INTERRUPT
YOUR CLUB MED VACATION, BUT I THINK
WE SHOULD GET GOING. DO YOU MIND IF WE TRY
AND GO SAVE HER LIFE? AAH! - MI AMORE?
- I THINK I SPRANG MY ANKLE. - COME ON!
- GUYS, WE HAVE TO GO! - YOU'RE SO INSENSITIVE.
- SI. YOU WON'T LEAVE ME,
WILL YOU? I'LL CATCH UP, COUSIN. YOU KNOW,
THIS IS SO TYPICAL OF YOU. YOU SELFISH, SEXIST IMBECILE! LISTEN, COUSIN.
IT WASN'T MY IDEA THAT WHEN A MAN GETS OLDER,
HE BECOMES MORE ATTRACTIVE. AND THAT IT DOESN'T
WORK THAT WAY FOR A WOMAN. I SEE. HM. UGH! HEY!
I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM! TAKE CARE OF IT,
AND KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF HER. YEAH, FINE. AHH! OH! WHERE IS SHE?! AHH! [GIGGLING] - HOW'S YOUR ANKLE, BY THE WAY?
- MY WHAT? YOUR ANKLE.
YOU HURT YOUR ANKLE. LET ME SEE IF I CAN FIND IT.
OH, I'M WORKING MY WAY... I SEE A FOOT. VERY NICE.
OH, HO, HO, HO. I THOUGHT I KNEW
EVERYONE ON THIS ISLAND. SO DID I. YOU OKAY? MY COUSIN JUST NEEDS TO GET
SOME SENSE KNOCKED INTO HIM. HEY, OH, HO, HO... UGH! AHH! WHERE IS YOUR BOYFRIEND? NOD IF HE'S HERE
IN THE VILLAGE. WHERE DID HE GO? IN THE MOUNTAINS? OKAY. I'M GONNA TAKE MY HAND AWAY. IF YOU SCREAM,
I'M GONNA KILL YOU.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND? AHHH! UGH! HM. [GRUNTING] HOLD STILL.
HOLD STILL! COME ON. HOLY SHI... COME ON.
WE GOTTA GET HER BACK! [CELL PHONE RINGING] - WHO IS THIS?
- BRYAN, IT'S ME. I GOT AWAY. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND YOU. THERE ARE SHEDS WITH
A LOT OF JUNK AND SURFBOARDS. I DON'T KNOW.
I RAN UP THE MAIN ROAD. IDIOT! THEY'RE COMING.
I GOTTA CALL YOU BACK. OKAY. [MOANING] - WHAT HAPPENED?
- I-I DON'T REMEMBER. WAIT. THE BLOOD HAS RETURNED
TO THE HEAD ON TOP. WE GOTTA SAVE THAT GUY'S WIFE. [CELL PHONE RINGING] - YEAH?
- WHERE IS SHE? - SHE GOT AWAY.
- SHE GOT AWAY?! WHAT KIND OF IDIOTS
HAVE I HIRED? WELL, GET HER BACK NOW! - [PHONE RINGS]
- OH! - [BEEP]
- THANKS A LOT, BRYAN. THAT BIG FOREIGN CREEP
SMASHED MY FACE! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET
MODELING WORK NOW? YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE! WHOO! HAA! HEY! HELP! AHH! MASHA!
MASHA! MASHA! MASHA! WE GOTTA GO!
LOOK OUT! GO, GO, GO, GO, GO! GO! BRYAN! JUMP! JUMP! [COUGHING] COME ON.
COME ON. HAVE YOU FOUND THEM YET? THEY'RE IN THE VALLEY. LOOK! - MAYBE WE CAN USE THAT.
- LET'S HOPE IT STILL WORKS. - OH, MY GOD.
- GO, GO, GO, GO! GO! GO! GO! PADDLE, PADDLE, PADDLE! GO, GO, GO! GET DOWN! GET DOWN! GET DOWN! GO, GO!
PADDLE! PADDLE! DO YOU HAVE YOUR PHONE?
TRY YOUR PHONE. - [PHONE RINGS]
- DA? MASHA, YOU OKAY? SHE ESCAPE.
MASHA, WHO IS BEHIND THIS?
WHO KIDNAPPED YOU? IT WAS... - GO, GO, GO, GO!
- I DROPPED THE PHONE! HELLO? HELLO, MASHA! EH... NO MORE MISTAKES! MY DAD TOOK ME
ON A CANOE TRIP ONCE. THERE WAS SLIGHTLY
LESS SHOOTING INVOLVED. WHAT REALLY HAPPENED
TO YOUR FATHER? UM... HE WAS IN ANTARCTICA... AND GOT ATTACKED BY... PENGUINS. THEY ARE NOT AS CUTE
AS EVERYBODY THINKS. YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS FOR ME TO PUT ON A TUXEDO
AT OUR WEDDING? I MEAN, THE SECOND
I LOOKED INTO THE MIRROR, ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT
WAS HIM FIGHTING THEM OFF. - YOU ARE...
- OKAY, OKAY, HE'S ALIVE. HE LEFT US A LONG TIME AGO.
I DON'T KNOW HIM. BUT MY MOM IS CRAZY.
I MEAN, SHE'S UNDER HOUSE ARREST - AND THE WHOLE--
- WAIT A MINUTE. [SCREAMING] - WHAT?
- DO YOU HEAR THAT? [SCREAMING] - WHAT ARE THEY SAYING?
- I DON'T KNOW. I THINK THEY
WANT US TO PADDLE OVER. I CAN'T BELIEVE
A PLACE LIKE THIS STILL EXISTS. [DRUMS BEATING] [SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE] DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT HE'S SAYING? NOT REALLY.
HE SEEMS FRIENDLY. MAYBE HE CAN HELP US. UM, AH, BAD GUYS.
NEED HELP. - DO YOU HAVE A PHONE?
- YEAH, DO YOU HAVE A PHONE? LIKE AN iPHONE
OR A BLACKBERRY? LIKE AH... YEAH, OKAY. GOD, I HOPE THEY DON'T EAT US. ♪♪ ♪♪ MAY I? YOU LOOK AMAZING. YOU CLEAN UP WELL YOURSELF. DANCING UNDER THE MOONLIGHT
IN A JUNGLE VILLAGE. THAT'S PRETTY MUCH
YOUR IDEAL HONEYMOON, RIGHT? IS IT YOURS? WILL YOU MARRY ME? I'M SORRY,
BUT I'M ALREADY MARRIED. IT'S SO PRETTY OUT HERE. AH, IT WAS THE THIRD ONE
I WAS MOST PROUD OF. YEAH, I DIDN'T CRY THAT TIME. LET'S GO. - ISN'T THIS AMAZING?
- YEAH. NOW IF THEY ONLY
HAD SOME JUNGLE CAPPUCCINOS... AH, COFFEE. COFFEE. NO, I WAS KIDDING.
NO COFFEE. COME ON, COME ON. - IT'S SO GOOD.
- GREAT. YOU TWO GOTTA GET
THE HELL OUTTA HERE. YOU SPEAK ENGLISH? USED TO WORK WALL STREET.
LONG STORY. - GRAB THAT LEAF!
- GOT IT. ALL RIGHT, GO, GO! MOVE! - MOVE AWAY FROM HER!
- NO. HE'S GONNA KILL YOU. MOVE IF YOU WANT HER TO LIVE! OKAY. OKAY. YOU OKAY, MASHA? DON'T TRY AND PRETEND
LIKE YOU JUST SAVED ME. - YOU HIRED HIM.
- WHAT? I WOULD NEVER. - I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME.
- I DO. THEN AT LEAST
SHOW SOME RESPECT
AND BE HONEST. DID THEY TREAT YOU WELL? WHAT--
BRICK, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS? BECAUSE I'M AMBITIOUS
LIKE YOUR FATHER. I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT
WOMEN LIKE IN A MAN. SO YOU USE HIS OWN DAUGHTER
TO STEAL FROM HIM? - I DID IT FOR US.
- THERE IS NO US. WE'RE GETTING MARRIED.
IT'S ALL BEEN DECIDED. I WOULDN'T MARRY YOU IF YOU WERE
THE LAST MAN ON THIS PLANET. YOU'RE SICK,
VIOLENT AND DELUSIONAL.
I NEVER LOVED YOU... OKAY, I DON'T THINK HONESTY
IS THE BEST POLICY RIGHT NOW. WHAT ABOUT THIS THEN? YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND.
HE IS THE KIDNAPPER, NOT ME, AND I SHOT HIM, BUT NOT BEFORE
I COULD STOP HIM FROM THROWING YOU OVER
THE EDGE OF THE CLIFF.
SUCH A TRAGIC ENDING. THERE THEY ARE. BRYAN! THE HONEYMOON
IS OFFICIALLY OVER. NO! OH, MY GOD! OH, BRYAN! SENOR, PLEASE ALLOW ME. SENORITA, POR FAVOR. - [GUNS COCKING]
- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. LET GO OF ME! I'M OKAY, MOM.
I'M OKAY. HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. HEY! YOU SAVED MY DAUGHTER. YOU SAVED ME
10 MILLION U.S. DOLLARS. AND YOU EXPOSE BRICKLAND
AS TRAITOR. DOES THAT SOUND LIKE A GOOD
REASON TO SHOOT YOU IN THE HEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. BRYAN. MY WIFE SAY YOU HAVE
OUR BLESSING TO STAY MARRIED. HERE. WEDDING GIFT. TAKE. NINE-MILLIMETER
SEMI-AUTOMATIC. LOW RECOIL,
DOUBLE ACTION. WELCOME TO FAMILY! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA! HERE. MASHA, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. BUT I CAN'T BE MARRIED
INTO THIS FAMILY. NO. LET HIM GO. COME ON, DARLIN'.
HAM IT UP. HAM, GET IT? [PHONE RINGS] WHAT MOM? JUST BECAUSE
I'M UNDER HOUSE ARREST DOESN'T MEAN
YOU HAVE TO BE. - COME ON, MOM.
- YOU REALLY NEED TO GET OUT. - PLEASE JUST DON'T START.
- HOW ARE YOU FEELING? - AH, NEVER BETTER.
- YOU'RE MISERABLE. PULL YOUR HEAD
OUT OF YOUR REAR END AND
DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS. IT'S NOT THAT COMPLICATED.
THAT'S ALL I'M GONNA SAY. HM. YOU UP FOR A DOUBLE DIP? IS SOMETHING WRONG? IT'S COMPLI-- NO...IT'S NOT. ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO FEEL ♪ ♪ I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY ♪ ♪ SORRY ♪ ♪ I KNOW I'VE CAUSED YOU PAIN ♪ ♪ I WISH THAT I COULD CHANGE ♪ ♪ EVERYTHING ♪ ♪ FORGIVE ME ♪ ♪ IS WHAT I ASK OF YOU ♪ ♪ AND HONESTY ♪ ♪ IS WHAT I'LL GIVE TO YOU ♪ ♪♪ YOU STILL NEED YOUR GREEN CARD? WHAT ABOUT MY FAMILY? WAIT TILL YOU MEET MINE. - I LOVE YOU.
- I LOVE YOU. DO YOU LIKE THAT?
DO YOU LIKE THIS? HAVE WE DONE THIS ONE BEFORE? TALK TO ME! WHAT KIND
OF PHOTOGRAPHER ARE YOU? IT'S PROFESSIONAL CAMERA.
I BUY CAMERA STORE. IT'S A FLASH.
YOU PUSH BUTTON. SEE. PROFESSIONAL. ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪ ♪ DON'T EVER HOLD BACK ♪ ♪ I SEE WHAT YOU'RE INTENDING
'CAUSE MY LOVE IS NEVER ENDING ♪ ♪ FEEL IT ♪ ♪ GIVE ME A LITTLE TIME
OH, BABY I WILL BLOW YOUR MIND ♪ ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪ ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪♪ ♪ I WAS ALIGNED IN FAITH ♪ ♪ IT WAS WORTH THE WAIT ♪ ♪ WE'RE HERE FACE TO FACE ♪ ♪ TOGETHER ♪ ♪ OVERCAME THE LIES ♪ ♪ CAUGHT US BY SURPRISE ♪ ♪ NOW WE SEE
ALL EYES FOREVER ♪ ♪ YOU SET ME FREE ♪ ♪ ON THE PAST THAT FOUND ME ♪ ♪ A BEAUTIFUL STRANGER ♪ ♪ THAT CAME HERE AND FOUND ME ♪ ♪ I'D ALWAYS CHASE LOVE ♪ ♪ BUT NEVER FACED LOVE ♪ ♪ NOW I CAN SEE
YOU SET ME FREE ♪ ♪ MASKED MY DISGUISE ♪ ♪ BUT YOU
SAW INTO MY EYES ♪ ♪ YOU REALIZED
WE WERE CONNECTED ♪ ♪ AND I UNDERSTOOD ♪ ♪ AND YOU KNEW THAT I WOULD ♪ ♪ FALL FOR YOU ♪ ♪ I'D COME THROUGH
NOT EXPECTING ♪ ♪ OH, YOU'VE SET ME FREE ♪ ♪ FROM THE PAST
THAT BOUND ME ♪ ♪ A BEAUTIFUL STRANGER ♪ ♪ THAT CAME HERE
AND FOUND ME ♪ ♪ NO NEED TO CHASE LOVE ♪ ♪ AND NOW I CAN FACE LOVE ♪ ♪ NOW I CAN SEE
YOU SET ME FREE ♪ ♪ YOU'RE ALL I NEED ♪ ♪ THE AIR THAT I BREATHE... ♪ ♪ ...I'M BY YOUR SIDE ♪ ♪ YOU SET ME FREE ♪ ♪ FROM THE PAST
THAT BOUND ME ♪ ♪ A BEAUTIFUL STRANGER ♪ ♪ THAT CAME HERE AND FOUND ME ♪ ♪ I ALWAYS CHASED LOVE ♪ ♪ BUT NEVER FACED LOVE ♪ ♪ NOW I CAN SEE
YOU'VE RESCUED ME ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪ ♪ YOU SET ME FREE ♪ ♪ FROM THE PAST
THAT BOUND ME ♪ ♪ A BEAUTIFUL STRANGER ♪ ♪ THAT CAME HERE AND FOUND ME ♪ ♪ I ALWAYS CHASED LOVE ♪ ♪ BUT NEVER FACED LOVE ♪ ♪ NOW I CAN SEE
YOU'VE RESCUED ME ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪ ♪ YOU'RE ALL I NEED ♪ ♪ THE AIR THAT I BREATHE ♪ ♪ NOW I CAN SEE
YOU'VE SET ME FREE ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪♪
