You Buy a Goth GF at IHOP

hello welcome to goth ihop what can i get ya you don't seem that goth to me how come you're happy well i guess you don't understand me just like everyone else but i'll start over welcome to edgy pancakes or whatever how can you inconvenience me today that's better so let me get a one big titty goth gf sir this is an ihop we don't sell people here bro you're thinking of denny's oh yeah you're right so what do you guys even sell here then we sell hamburgers here boy is ihop really trying to gas like me probably boy you might be the international house for pancakes but this violence gonna be domestic if i don't get pancakes do you really think death threats will work on a goth wanting to die is like our whole personality i'll do it squeeze it bro i've had their pancakes and they're not worth a felony man you're lucky i'm on multiple probations so can i get you anything else bro you got any gluten-free options yeah your options are the door anyway how much do these pancakes cost because i'm gonna need like a few stacks but i don't got like stacks you know with like you know money you're a grown man at an ihop only people who come here are single dads and people would rather not get shot at a waffle house we don't expect you to have money just give me my dark pancakes i'll have to check do we have any pancakes he wants pancakes let me let me check uh yeah we have a a ton here you go boy these pancakes are burnt they're goth pancakes bruh boy at least tell me you got some maple syrup for these hockey pucks we can't serve maple syrup anymore it was deemed cultural appropriation to the canadians i told you it was only a matter of time before the liberals came for our pancakes boy you have been saying that a lot well since we don't have syrup you can have something else that's hot and sticky hold up you can have my eggs and sausage wait a minute or we can just go to the back room and you can scramble my [ __ ] get out of my way something's not right [Music] what happened to the goth girls you actually fell for it there were never any goths here or girls well it's another one of ihop's viral marketing tricks uh i'm not leaving empty-handed so i might as well get the eggs and sausage with the side of homemade ranch and the scrambled [ __ ] what you weren't supposed to be into it i was being ironic when i told you to demolish my [ __ ] it was a joke bro well joke's on you i'm into it fanboy ihop eat come be happy [Music]

Channel: pantsahat

Views: 1,833,317

Rating: 4.9683347 out of 5

Keywords: Goth, ihop, animation, stop motion, femboy, bionicle, meme

Id: Ta8qMl1-XE0

Length: 2min 56sec (176 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 04 2021