You Bet Your Life | Season 5 | Episode 35 | Food (1955) | Groucho Marx | George Fenneman

Groucho March and you'll Bet Your Life [Music] crowd shall send me and I love to drive this car it's long and low and roomy you're so handsome you can see it's powerful and I'm so glad to pass your s to me listen to him go drive the new DeSoto at DeSoto Plymouth dealers today foreign again with two thousand dollars for one of our couples and many of them say the secret way this uh more feet and duck will fly down and pay him a hundred dollars the way tonight is food swim George proceed well Grant you we have a couple of young single people for you tonight and uh their names are Miss Barbara Schmidt Mr Mario duray so would you come in please folks and meet Groucho Marx say the sacred word and you'll divide a hundred dollars it's a common way it's something you find around the house Barbara Schmidt and Mario Do Re Mi a uh which one is Bob I am that's your father that's about the silliest question I guess I've ever asked on this show how old are you uh Barbara I'm 18. 18. huh a lovely age for a girl in fact it's a lovely age for a woman of 40. Miss dad you're not married are you Barbara no I'm not are you engaged no no completely free agent I'm completely unattached does that sound you mean your zip is broken well something's holding you together and I I wish it was me where are you from originally Heaven originally I'm from Albany New York Albany yeah yeah you know I live in Pasadena oh well tell me do you go to school do you have a job or are you self sustaining or self-supporting or what no I go to school I go to UCLA and I'm majoring in English oh it's pretty good can you speak it at all why did you come to California to learn English don't they uh speak English in Albany yes well I prefer the climate here in California Mario is that your name Murray you're not Mario Lanza are you no I'm Mario duray are you related to Mario Lanza no but I'll do raise my brother he's related to Mario Lanza no he's my brother your brother's Aldo Ray yeah congratulations you're very lucky now then who is Aldo Ray the only movie star I know is Francis X Bushman you're a pretty big brute Mario aren't you indeed yeah yeah I'm surprised you don't play football why is it well I do play football I play for the University of Southern California you play with USC that's just what I said I'm surprised you don't play football you hate USC uh I don't hate it no but I'm for UCLA so am I now only in the last five minutes now I was a fan of Rutgers now Bob I imagine life must be interesting for a pretty girl in college I've never been a pretty girl in college but I'm only guessing I wasn't even a pretty good in high school [Music] does anything exciting ever happen to you Barbara the most exciting thing that ever happened to me was I was chosen the 19th 54 Rose Queen oh you were Queen of the Roses very high on it congratulations pretty tough competition yes there was quite a bit well enough let's get down to brass tacks we've got enough of this historical stuff for Mario will you marry this girl you can I'm going to steady right now call her up and tell her you're going to marry Barbara and she'll understand women are very understanding that way say yoga must be quite a dish Mario if you'll turn down the rose Queen for her how did you meet your inner Mirada well I met her about two years ago at a dance and I liked her so a couple weeks later I asked her out and that's it you've been going out ever since he was so crazy about it why did you wait two weeks for your saving up a dime for the phone I was busy doing other things other things my boy take it from an old hand in these matters there are no other things where's this dazzler is she she's out front here tonight no she's in Pinole California that's about 400 miles north of L.A and she was 400 miles from here she's a secretary for the district attorney up there oh that's bad you mean your girl is 400 miles away and you turned down a day with probably the most beautiful girl in America who is standing right next to you have to I guess no choice you know that's like living in Las Vegas and going all the way to Cedar Rapids just to play bingo in a Chase Bazaar well you're an attractive couple and Mario if you're smart you'll marry this girl as soon as she can support you forgot to ask you one question do you have a fella yeah why not so I had many fellow oh yeah all right let's play a veteran I had a fellow one to meet you it was me you both know the rules of this Swindle uh this game you selected the musical category these are all top tunes of the last 20 years and phenomen just keep looking right here okay now what do you want to start with 10 20 all the way to 100 50 70. 70. okay this song is from the score of the musical Knickerbocker holiday now you give me the title [Music] September Song is absolutely all right 170 dollars now what are you going to take a flinger lady we'll go 80. 80 Sami Khan on Julie Stein wrote this song about 10 years ago what's the name of it play it just let us know that's right let it snow is right now have 250 dollars what are you going to go for now 90. we'll go for 90. 90. this song was a big hit a few years ago let's see if you can identify it cheers wish you were here wish you were here that's right you now have 340 last chance to be the other couples what are you gonna go for we'll go hundred dollars a hundred dollars this song was written by Rogers and hammersteins what is the title of it play it Jack [Music] hello young lovers that's right I'll give them a big kiss [Applause] there goes that girl in the district attorney and everything else [Applause] sing good luck Minnesota perfect one [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Groucho send me to see the new knees total Groucho Sanders and we want to drive this car oh what a thrill you're going to be when you're behind the wheel DeSoto is the small the Smart Car smartest of the smart cars it's so stylish and now it's got your says let's drive the new de Solo at DeSoto premium dealers today from every angle from here from here or from here DeSoto is smart DeSoto is the car that makes people stop and look the car you'll be proud to have standing in front of your house it's smart to own the smartest of the smart cars here is desoto's smart double cockpit instrument panel with a new flight control lever convenient but out of your way because it's used so seldom and outside accenting the forward look is the dramatic slash of color we call a color Suite it's beautiful styling like this that makes the new DeSoto the smartest of the smart cars drive a DeSoto before you decide [Music] gotcha we have a man with an unusual occupation for you he's Mr Vern Lucius Cameron his partner is housewife she's Mrs Mariana Ehrlich so folks you come in please and meet Groucho Marx welcome to your bet to life say the secret word and divide 100 it's a common way it's something you find around the house Mrs Mariana Alec and Mr Vine Lucius Cameron a couple of pretty fancy monikers there Mariana where are you from I'm originally from Czechoslovakia and I came over France in Portugal to the United States you came with a friend from Portugal to the United States I came it's my best since my husband your best friend is your husband well that may be true in Czechoslovakia whereabouts behind the Iron Curtain did you come from you were poor but Prague at the time could you give us some idea of your age Mariana said that a girl who tells her age is liable to tell anything many other things out of you you're a Jules Vine Lucius Cameron that is named after Jules Verne is that right and your he was named first and I was named after yeah that's a good thing where are you from Brian I was born in Sioux City Iowa yeah oh that's where all the lawyers come from isn't it is it I didn't know that well understood City I imagine it's well I assume three years in Iowa three years in Kansas and then spent most of my boyhood in Oklahoma what sort of work do you do that's why I'm a hydrologist you mean you eat only vegetables what a hydrologist is a man who locates or a woman who locates uh underground liquids oil or water you mean like a bootlegger yes if they're underground well how do you how do you go about finding water well I have instruments that I developed over a period of 32 years of locating locating Wells what makes this thing work it takes on a charge from the electrical Aura around the body and this positive charge causes it to become attracted to the negative charge coming up by Reflection from underground water well you lost me quite some time have you ever found any Wells for people yes sir I've located thousands of them I don't know how many thousand well how how much do you charge for finding water is that a gallon well the price ranges from 25 to 100 or well or a hundred dollars a day flat rate a hundred dollars a day yes sir you must be finding water because you're suddenly soaking somebody that's right I'd like to go on talking to you too but the time has come to play You Bet Your Life in the race for the two thousand dollars the first couple won 440 and the secret word is food I'm sure you're familiar with this game I don't have to explain it this is a spelling quiz this is an old-fashioned spelling bee you get only one chance at the correct spelling and only one answer between you I want you to spell a void and then pronounce it is that clear yes spell it and then pronounce it all right what do you start with 10 20 50 all the way to 100. 70. 70 suits me 70 suits me too all right spell the word Lieutenant meaning an officer in military service right let's get some Czechoslovakia [Music] now I have 170 what are you going to go for 80 80 okay sure spell the word aluminum meaning a light silver white metal metal ninomic aluminum l a l o u n i n u n that's right right you now have 250 dollars you went to night school huh I did yeah I've been tonight and Day School I think I know how to spell better than to pronounce well spell the word fictitious meaning not real counterfeit not genuine if I I see t b i t c o u s i o u s f i c t i t i o u s s i c t i i t r o u s all right decide one answer between you now what are you going to say it's i o u s I'm sure I used to it all right then you spell it f-i-c-t-i-t-i-o-u-s fictitious right that's right [Music] 320 dollars it's on the letter written the front row is hollering you around there's your last chance to beat the other couples what are you going to go for 100 right with you that's right all right spell the word Penitentiary meaning a state or federal prison no ory [Music] that is right and he went all the way you wind up with four hundred forty dollars well thanks and good luck to the soda play medelis [Music] I bet we invited some girls who worked for an aircraft plant to our Factory tonight and just before we went in the air our studio audience selected June French to be on the show and her partner is Mr Albert Hall so folks to come in please and meet Groucho Marx welcome welcome to the DeSoto Plymouth dealer say the secret way to divide a hundred dollars it's a common way it's something you find around the house Mr Albert Hall and uh June French June uh how old are you I'm 21. 21. and what's your hometown Mineola Texas Mineola Texas is there a town named minneoster where does that near oh it's about 80 miles east of Dallas you mean well how far is that from Neiman Marcus that is Neiman Marcus oh are you married yes you are yes well you're pretty young to be married aren't you I've been married six years you were married when you were 15 yes boy they catch a Miley down there don't they no I caught him early oh well at least you're honest enough to admit it most women are not Mr Hall uh where are you from originally from Kansas born in Kansas [Music] oh you don't have to get angry about it [Music] this guy's trying to hypnotize me [Applause] [Music] it's afraid to ask him anymore [Music] foreign [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] musicians play in the concerts oh yes are you did you know that were you named after that place evidently I didn't select the name oh foreign [Music] do you think I have such a soft job up here [Music] the last time I come down here without my blackjack where did you go when you left the farm Lincoln Nebraska what were you doing there well I went to school there when I quit school I got a job on the Nebraska State Journal as a printer's devil [Applause] when you ask him the next question [Applause] [Music] you were a princess double why did you get fired or maybe you weren't the type huh I didn't get fired oh Ali marry oh yes I am how long have you been married now 42 years is your wife out here with you yes she's in the audience oh what sort of work you've been doing lately yeah I came to Seattle and I got a job on the Seattle you're making it he doesn't win any money here what's going to happen to me I'm leaving long before that you say you went to Seattle and you got a job on the paper Seattle Times in the composing Rule and how long were you there foreign maybe I cannot frighten them [Applause] boy would he fit in all of Dickens stories huh well Jim what kind of work do you do I'm a messenger I feel safe on asking you you're a messenger well what do you do as a messenger do you deliver messages no I deliver Blueprints and supplies and food or anything else to put the engineers who want oh come on [Music] you said food so you and Gargantua each get fifty dollars [Applause] [Music] all right all right beat a duck now who do you deliver these things to the engineers well how are you dressed uh you wear this kind of an out present oh yes skirts blouses sweaters you know better be careful you know I know something about engineers they all have plans of their own yeah do these engineers foreign [Applause] [Applause] Mr Hall I am reluctant to do this but let's get back to you [Applause] [Music] what are you doing in Hollywood and who are you frightening traffic what are you doing here at present Mr Hall well things got tough up in the mountains no money I came to Hollywood to find out how they make money [Music] well how do they make money I walked up and down Hollywood Boulevard and I come to the conclusion that 50 of them are on relief [Applause] sent are going around to these Banks and loan companies it's three or four in everbach I think you've got something there now have you decided on the type of work that you'd like to do in Hollywood what would you like to do how long as you're out here now you're not doing anything what you're doing there looks excited [Applause] foreign [Applause] it is but I don't want it to get around that's all just I guess The Jig Is up well now the team is up to loose chatter now let's play You Bet Your Life in the race for the two thousand dollars the first two couples are tied with four hundred forty dollars uh you both understand the rules of the game now you selected geography and remember the more the question is wait the hotter it is all right how much she says a hundred a hundred okay what country is separated by 1 000 miles of the Republic of India Pakistan Pakistan is right [Applause] [Music] well you're also good start you now have two hundred dollars now just so we don't have any confusion on the next questions consult before you answer because he might have said something else and you wouldn't have won the money all right what are you going to go for now foreign river is sacred to the Hindus it empties into the Bay of Bengal Ganges gang Jesus is right all right you now have 290 hey you're pretty lucky to have a gal like that I always been lucky all my life Groucho I'm glad to hear that Al now what are you gonna go for 80. the City of Buffalo New York is located on which of the Great Lakes eerie Lake area is right [Music] [Applause] 370 now I what are you gonna go for this is your last chance to beat the other couple seventy dollars what is the largest city in Finland it is also the capital now one answer talk it over first Helsinki that's right and you'll wind up with four hundred and forty dollars and that means that all three everybody married in the show if they're married or not it doesn't make all three of our couples tonight in just one minute we'll get the chance of the de Solo Plymouth two thousand dollar question everybody tied [Music] now I have a question for you and it's a very important one is your car safe to drive can you see safely do you steer safely can you stop safely well if you're not absolutely sure take your car to your DeSoto Plymouth dealer tomorrow you make certain your car is a safe car you'll make an expert check of your brakes tires headlights tail lights steering and all other important safety features he'll make sure your car is safe and dependable and tell you if you need any adjustments or repairs and if you do you'll make them quickly and at a reasonable cost his technicians are specially trained and they use the very latest equipment and Factory approved methods they'll make your car a safe car from headlights that enable you to see clearly at night to tail lights that enable other drivers to see you everything that's important to your safety will be put in Tip-Top condition and it won't take long in a short time your DeSoto Plymouth dealer will make your car a safe car and at a reasonable cost no matter what make of car you drive visit your DeSoto Plymouth dealer tomorrow make sure your car is a safe car without you here are the three couples all tied for the DeSoto Plymouth two thousand dollar question we've given the little slips of paper they'll write down one answer between them and uh they all get it right we'll uh split the money among all of them for two thousand dollars what was the name of the famous English jurist whose commentaries are fundamental in any study of English law [Music] all right what are the answers Mr duray Schmidt and Mario Delray's answer is nothing June French and Al Hall's answer is nothing Mariana ellick and Vine Cameron's answer is also Notting this one has got oil but that's wrong it's Sir William Blackstone a very famous name in the history of yours Prudence I'm sorry you all lost that means the big question next week will be what two thousand five hundred dollars well they lost the big money but they all did pretty well it's well in the quiz didn't they George yes all the way how much are they each win each couple won 440 well congratulations to all of you and to all of our contestants on the show tonight and to both of you and to everybody else thank you [Applause] friends going to see your DeSoto Plymouth dealer tomorrow and when you do tell them Groucho sent you be sure to tune in next week same time same station for Groucho Marx in You Bet Your Life on television on radio every Wednesday night and don't miss the big Chrysler Corporation TV show each week on another Network foreign [Applause] [Applause] signing off with a message from the national Safety Council the month of May has been designated as National car safety check month to check accidents take your car in for a safety check without delay

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Length: 29min 25sec (1765 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 26 2018