Yandere Sam Is A NIGHTMARE. Let’s Marry Him!

what if Sam from stardew Valley was a yandere obsessed with us and ready to do whatever it takes to get everyone else out of the way I got a bottle of knockout drug excuse me today I'm going to explore the dialogue editions that make Sam a bloodthirsty walking red flag do you want me to punish you and slice your tongue off I love you so much I could just cut you up and eat you whole let's get into it it's time to go good Sam I first met Sam when I rudely invaded his family's home and boy was I in for a wild ride there he is in all of his flattened Glory let me in hey yo hey I'm Sam good to meet you the pleasure is all mine need help with the the door King I'll get that for you what's wrong [Music] why are you running why are you running separating another day of bothering a certain blonde boy FBI open up you've plucked my heartstrings Sam I'd pick you get it like guitar pick [Music] oh hi it's good to see you again take it easy I'm gonna not do that what do you think about that Sam huh huh let's engage in some intellectual discourse come on I know the hair gel was atrocious but I feel like you kind of went the opposite way oh my God our first day is so romantic just me you and this bush you planted between us can you smell it outside I'm wafting it scent of pizza will draw him out brain muffle sounds so I can play my guitar louder without my mom getting mad hey that's how he laughs Roger this pizza oh yeah this is my absolute favorite I love you who are you texting who are you texting I don't mean to interrupt your brooding in front of the dresser time but oh what a coincidence I didn't see you there the clouds look great this time of year don't they you're boring me Sam where's the passion oh so now I'm good enough friends to enter your room oh hi fish Sebastian and I were just having a little jam session is that what they're calling it living on a farm can be dangerous don't worry fish I'll protect you at first his crush on me was kind of cute but then it started getting intense like restraining order intense oh I can go in the room I don't have to sneak in anymore you see Sam fiddling around with something it looks like a tiny camera I thought I hit it so well oh hey fish I'm never too busy for you what's up I thought you weren't too busy for me where are you going [Music] um why are you digging in the trash uh I don't know why aren't you minding your own business [Music] got him fish I can always tell when you're here you always smell wonderful also I came through the front door and you can see me with your eyes sometimes we don't have to say everything we think out loud I know crazy right Sam was beginning to show telltale signs of obsession and even though any sane smart intelligent intuitive brainy individual would have taken off running by now I was in it to win it or die trying probably die trying hey um I saw you talking to other guys a while back [Music] I can just see that they are up to no good well you better stay away from them if I find out they did anything to you I'll kill them myself so don't you worry fish you mean like metaphorically like figuratively guilt murder them what's up cool cats I watched the mayor putting down those eggs earlier so I drew you a map want to use it oh I don't really need it but you know you should give it to Abigail she needs the help you can just see that all these other guys are dying to dance with you I almost pity them but you don't ask anyone else other than me though would you you want to be my partner for the flower dance okay I look forward to it see you on the Dance Floor mama I still don't fit in at least Sam's head looks like butter it's good to take a break from work once in a while fish hey vitamin spend a day at the beach sometime actually Let's Stay Together till Dawn guess you caught me staring dot dot dot I'm sure you don't mind do you see a single thought behind my eyes the lights are on but nobody's home what are you doing over here with Penny huh I got a bottle of knockout drug excuse me I got a bottle of knockout drug right here I stole it from Harvey's Clinic don't tell him if I add this to the soup we'll have some time to ourselves me and you let's have some fun yeah I was just joking about that in Elliot's why Jolie fish this year it was finally time to make our relationship official and even though he didn't send me a strongly worded letter begging me to date him like yandere Elliott I still gifted him the bouquet fish I saw you staring at Alex earlier you're not thinking what I think you're thinking are you not unless you're thinking that I'm thinking what you're thinking is what I'm thinking I think Hey listen I'm the only one you should be looking at got that happy birthday a birthday gift that's very kind of you I love it bam I'll accept this thank you I didn't know you felt the same fish we should go on a date one day just you and me alone by the lake under the moonlight I don't think I want to go anywhere alone with you at night bro it will be romantic I'll prepare some wine and snacks you'll love it I promise fish I'm gonna repeat the same thing I just said it's gonna be romantic even though you've heard it before the Moonlight has got me feeling a certain kind of wayfish okay Tick Tock boy want to come with me to the back of the beach I can help you relax even more oh I'm pretty relaxed uh I'm actually dead got a staring problem little bud we have such soft hands for a farmer fish one of the many many things I love about you um fish I'm sorry I keep borrowing things from your house I just can't help it borrowing that that implies that you give it back and um I don't think you do towels especially oh they have such a nice scent thanks it's a Old Spice they're a tourists in town today you can't let your guard down Sam I don't care about all these game booths fish you're all I can think about right now to be fair the games really suck also time for spooky season he's mentally ill there's a secluded corner right around there wanna go have some fun no actually I want to go back to the entrance for that I want to show people what I'm capable of and that they can never have you can go to jail for that you know I guess that's probably not your main concern to put you in jail for that haircut there is getting colder would you come a little closer fish it's warm inside my jacket it's also warm over here okay it's not prepared for my res what I like looking at you oh I like looking in your trash unfortunately becoming his girlfriend did not calm his mind or his behavior even though I was technically with him he wasn't going to be satisfied until it was literally impossible for me to be with anyone else by murdering them if that wasn't obvious tell when guys are having dirty thoughts about you fish makes me want to smash their head in with a mallet ooh them seems lost in thought chuckling every now and then better leave him to it [Music] fish I love you so much I could just cut you up and eat you whole [Music] don't do that that way you can live within me forever right what a funny thought I think we have very different definitions of the word funny you want me like I want you fish I hope you do oh that'd be so perfect I kind of wanted what I couldn't have and now you're getting a little clingy if you're feeling cold wanna play catch running around a little might warm you up you run and I'll try to catch you hello Samuel [Music] are you going around talking to everybody again I need the Friendship points hold you you don't need to speak with anyone else do you want me to punish you and slice your tongue off [Music] hey Sam I think you might be overreacting just like a tiny bit I bet you'd be cute even when you scream in pain I bet you'd still be ugly I think he's looking at me hey fish I got you lots of presents this year have you found them yet I left them scattered around your farm it's like playing a little game with you I love it I'm starting to think he didn't hide anything a fish say would you like it if I joined you on the farm someday would you like that nope are you friends with Sebastian too don't worry he'll never lay a hand on you I'll make sure of it oh wait you're allowed to have friends okay just a heads up you might want to stay away from the big lake and cindersop Forest for about a week or two oh nothing just thought you might not like seeing a floating corpse or smell it you're right I wouldn't all this man does is lie it's nice to see you again I've been thinking about you since yesterday night I bet you didn't notice though your room looked wonderful thanks I I put a lot of effort into my interior design you know I'm the only one for fish there could be no one else why are we talking in third person here oh hey fish how's it going you have peripheral vision avoiding the question typical and let's not forget about the marriage folks I mean sure I asked him but only because I'm pretty sure Sam would hunt me down and end me if I held off any longer I'm going to be really happy as your husband fish so now I'm stuck in this toxic marriage planning my Escape Route back to the city I'm gonna go visit the family today I'll check if Mom's made anything good want some I can come home earlier and we can continue with what you started last night really you get to finish our house in the Minecraft server you might want to save some energy for tonight I have a surprise for you a laser tag wow a star drop he thanks mister you found a star drop it's strange but the taste reminds you of boundaries oh so you realized your underwear is missing sorry but I'm keeping it if you picked out something to wear to the flower dance yet I bet you'll look amazing in anything then oh really ish can you hold my hand for a second I need to know that this is real and I'm not dreaming I would have sacrificed everything for this life with you but I didn't have to thank you fish and thank you so much for watching if you're looking for a good laugh 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Length: 15min 6sec (906 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 28 2023