The Dirty Abigail Mod - Stardew Valley

would you rather just help me show you my we're gonna have to make a few changes before we get into this one most people get rid of clutter for spring cleaning and I get rid of people I have a choice oh there's got so much more expensive well good thing I have way too much money I guess in theory you probably couldn't keep a few of these but I'm not really in the mood for company and the final divorce sandy that probably cost me over a million gold and completely worth it I have no idea how much of this mod I'm even gonna be able to show you but we're gonna dive in anyway just make a big mess of it and because we haven't yet spent enough money another thirty thousand gold and they all forget that ever happened did I have any kids I don't actually remember when he something spouse is not one of them could produce a child well this one ought to take care of any little fish there are running around in the swamp and we're gonna start this new adventure of ours first thing in the morning actually I lied I think we're gonna bring it back around this spring let's go and meet Abigail for the very first time these don't make me blare out everything you say what are you doing here looking for a booty call I figured you would have forgotten about that thanks to the shrine I guess that's thirty thousand gold well-spent but I guess that's just the first bit of dialogue we get what about you Gus do you forgive me I'm getting some supplies for the saloon here's got the good stuff I bet he does that mustache says it all luckily for me I have a convenient little cheat sheet that tells me exactly when she's gonna say things I don't know ever know what she's going to say so that's always going to be a fun little surprise and believe me I'm pretty worried every time I talk to her Abigail what are you doing here looking for a booty call okay she's still pretty mad about the divorce you lied to me thirty thousand gold it'll take my money again you have to do this for every spouse no we seem to be over it now well it just isn't one of my videos if everything isn't going horribly wrong if you see your daughter would you tell her I need to find her so she can talk dirty to me thanks what are you doing here looking for a booty call okay she just won't get over that so that might be a problem thanks to the power of editing you have no idea how much effort this is actually taking Abigail well thanks to the giant mess created I had to start an entire new farm just so I could get new dialogue with Abigail so hopefully this is worth it at some point because so far it's not now I know we've never met before but I need you to talk dirty to me oh that right I heard someone who is moving on to that old farm it's kind of a shame really I always enjoyed filming in those overgrown fields for my fans oh that's funny that's the same thing I do finally things are going my way today is Wednesday here's is closed on Wednesdays but have you ever wondered what actually happens inside on a Wednesday so have I but let's take a look I need to think these ideas through a little better leaving nothing to chance today I'm making my way well not into her room but I'm waiting outside the door because I'm not allowed in yet and she stopped right there that will never stop me though Abigail what do you got I have a doctor's appointment later I'm sorry to hear that tell him to finish off George though next opportunity he gets that's okay I've got nothing but time for chasing down Abigail's dialogue before you get into the kitchen where you eat well I just realized it's Friday uh-huh I should have a lot of viewers tonight well that depends on exactly what kind of dialogue you're gonna give me at this point let's just say she's a blogger you know what I'm gonna wait today I'm gonna wait till you're standing beside your mother to tell me what you have to tell me not that she's any better how's the Wizard the fresh mountain air is nice on a day like this maybe I'll take my webcam outside today deftly a vlogger it's confirmed as always the NPCs will really give you a lot of personal information and the lower heart levels so we're gonna move her up to about two hearts which requires lots of gifts and attention and apparently that means a hard event too which I forgot about I'm Ranger near the Prairie King for hours and I can't even beat the first level have you tried not sucking now that we've got that riveting heart event out of the way oh do what would happend if I spent all night in the graveyard you think anyone who run to see me naked in the graveyard well that escalated quickly uh maybe Sebastian only weirdos it's the same thing maybe Sebastian I'll make sure to film it then yeah okay to set me know when you're doing that I thought it would have maybe been a few more hearts before she started revealing that kind of information does it ever not rain anymore I'm gonna have to start changing the weather myself cuz every day it rains and then Abigail doesn't come out of her house and it's not very interesting if she's sitting in her house all day we need to bring her outside and share her stupidity with the world good morning weirdo oh hi you ever hang out at the cemetery it's a peaceful place to play with yourself in public I'm growing more concerned about you by the day but yes I do I'm actually getting pretty concerned at this point that I can't even move her up the heart meter anymore because what she's already saying is pretty crude but let's see what she's got today oh hi new mums taking a break from your work you are my work me too I do an online show without clothes yeah I think we've pretty much established that I do an online show with clothes or do I I bet you're actually really good at dancing I really hate dancing in front of everyone it's so embarrassing yeah why do I not believe you mom makes me do it that's weird regardless of all that stuff I wasn't paying much attention to you will you be my dance partner no offense but I don't think you could handle me sorry I handled the whole town just fine thanks I've never noticed your blue eyes and the game gave up on me I'm stuck in bed blinking and turns them off my mods on and off and move keep in mind your father is standing right there I usually don't like people I know to watch me but I can give you a link to my site hmm no thanks okay well let's move her up to four or even six hearts to get even more dialogue that I'm very worried about and also know that it's the first day of summer she gets different seasonal dialog and I can't wait to see what this is so do you just never leave the house anymore it's summer you should be out doing stuff summer's here it's not really my favorite season and you're not really my favorite person this all works so much better if you'd actually leave the house here have some diversity in your life and here I thought she was actually leaving a store for once you're an interesting guy new moms I'm glad you moved here thanks all right you know what let's just go all the way to 6 Hertz cos 4 Hertz isn't that exciting anyway even on a sunny Saturday middle of summer she wants to sit in the kitchen I went to the beach last night after dark now there's sand all up in there well at least that'll make the crabs feel at home so annoying I wouldn't know anything about that that's what you get for making weird choices of course it's raining I'm one of the few days she might actually be coaxed out of her house well what is surprise she's walking to the kitchen Abigail really looks more interesting in the rain don't you think no I do not another do you because you never leave your house anyways I was expecting more from summer let's try fall as Abigail come outside on a sunny autumn day hey she does what do you got for me I can't wait to see some pumpkins this year a spirit sea festival happens at the end of the season it's pretty low-key compared to what you'd see in Suzy City but for a small town like this it's a lot of fun I'm not sure if that's new dialogue or not but it's nothing particularly exciting all right dirtbag give me something good you have any scarecrows on your farm no you know what just tell me everything let's get it over with I wish a season lasted a little longer when the wind really picks up it feels good under my skirt well if that doesn't wake you up I don't think anything will I don't know if your daughter got it from you or the wizard but she has some interesting qualities it's a fine-looking day yeah apparently as long as the wind is blowing we're gonna do this right here that way if you say anything too bad we can just cleanse it with fire hi your hair looks sexy today did you do something different well I haven't showered in about three months so that probably has some kind of effect maybe instead of hearing that you have to say today we'll just kind of follow you around for a while it's not stalking if your friends you know we could actually see myself becoming a farmer one day I wouldn't and how would that ever happen wink I'll ask a farmer if I ever meet one oh but before I forget you need one of these that way I can actually move her all the way up to ten Hertz Ernie she's at eight and the dialogue is kind of hidden miss I'm hoping ten Hertz really gives us some good stuff and just like that ten whole hearts which means we have dialogue for Thursday and Friday provided it's not raining what are these pillows for anyway I had an interesting dream last night with you in it naked was it about the time with the things in the caves it was a good dream how very subtle of you Thanks I've also had to start checking the weather every day for the following day because if it rains this whole thing doesn't work back to my talking pillow good morning well I see you tomorrow at the Halloween festival look for me not at Mae's maybe we could liven it up a bit wink well I do happen to know a way to escape right out of it so we can talk to your dad and that other guy maybe I'm interpreting that wrong well see you later I guess all this move into winter where we don't get a ton of exciting dialogue to play with but what do you expect it's what during stardew valley today we're gonna use this pillow well all its over eh maybe you're not so dull after all all right now I had to change the time and warp through the snow to get here so you'd better make this good there's a good cold at night of your farm my beds always warm and you're invited but I mean I've got time now what is that on the floor new monks I was going to tell you about my crush on you yeah using my detective skills I already figured that out but would you rather just help me show you my or there's other things like your underwear great about today my friend you ever get lonely on a farm I could help you with that well since you're offering Robin I'm gonna need some extra space to bring in a crazy person actually if we could have a cage installed - that would actually be pretty good well this should still give me lots of room to avoid her when I want - any last words you're an interesting guy new moms I'm glad you moved here well I'm glad you moved onto my farm with me three days from now I'm a very lucky person the best part is I forgot my skip wedding mud so I actually have to sit through this yet again at least this way I'll always know where to find her except for today when she's not here our first rainy day marriage dialog and I couldn't be more worried about this hey woke up early and did some exploring my own I found this and it reminded me of you you gave me a rock think you can find something better than that I'm not so sure I could find a better wife I know that much well yeah let's just go ahead and put that where it belongs and try this again tomorrow we'll pretend this day didn't even happen is she dead I would honestly saved me some trouble I'm going into town today just so you know I need to stretch these legs a bit well that was boring well it looks like the marriage dialog just doesn't work anymore thanks for watching

Channel: DangerouslyFunny

Views: 2,301,578

Keywords: stardew, valley, sdv, df, dangerously, funny, dangerouslyfunny, dangerously funny, pc, gameplay, no swearing, commentary

Id: koZ8Uqyf8HI

Length: 10min 32sec (632 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 16 2019