WTF ? Another Story You Just Cant Make Up

all right first off this story there's gonna be swearing and there's gonna be f-bombs it's gonna be a bit of a rude twisted offensive topic so if you're one of those fragile individuals who actually gets offended by anything carry on move along you shouldn't even be here okay probably shooting be online so this is probably gonna be a little bit of a different topic but it's the honest truth and this is what happened guy camp yeah this is probably I think he's probably in the mid nineties yourself when you're guiding hunts or your Guiding big-game fishing you're meeting people from all over the planet non-stop under strangers they don't know you know obviously don't know you they don't know how they don't know your personality sometimes you get people who don't speak English at all you people from other cultures other parts of the world you get people from everywhere and sometimes it can be challenging to communicate with them but you know usually hunting or fishing it's you know what you're doing you can get across to them what you want to do or rather not it's fun and you can still make it fun however sometimes when you are in camp was with somebody who doesn't speak English it can be a little challenging you know you don't know yeah you're not totally feeler what kind of food they might like if they're comfortable if they're having a good time a little frustrating that way because I like I usually make great friendships one hunter and and we have a lot laughs you know the majority of my Hunter is that you guys see online or in the hunting apps pretty serious pretty straightforward most of the time because I'm trying to get knowledge straight across it's not hanging out casual and swapping stories and laughing but normally in a lot of people to know me or have come hunting a fishing with me it's usually a clown show it's usually firk and funny but it's also very very hard hunting and we fish we hunt we go hard at it we get the job done and we do it really well but at the same time it's usually Comedy Hour so picture this one is probably I don't know when this was early 2000s your night probably year 2000 a little Oh to go through I don't know summer runner so there's myself another guide a young Wrangler 19 year old kid a cook and two hunters okay we got two cabins and one cabin is the cabin you know that I share with the hunters and the Wrangler and the other capital ship we have the cook in it or or you know my other guy partner and his wife would be in that other cabin that's where you know at meals so this particular hunt I had a hunter with me his name was Ken Tuttle and here's from Oregon and he was a renown surgeon very very very intelligent man very very avid key node oarsmen and very easy to spend time then we had a great time and he hunted hard you know he wasn't the best shape in the world he's been hunting running around the bone so it was life he's a great guy and the other guys hunter was from Hungary he was Hungarian and he didn't speak one stitch of English I mean he could barely even get out of thank you clear he was fresh fresh off the plane foreign country and he was all alone and he had a translation book from Hungarian what have you called language Hungarian to English get a big translation book earlier in the year I don't know who brought it up here's this guy one of the disgusting parts I don't who's brought it up you know back in the day there was that urban myth that stupid garbage going around about gerbiling and Richard Gere got caught put a gerbil up his ass stupid [ __ ] well I don't know who brought up somebody brought it up in camp one of the previous hunts so is the theme the theme funny line up with the guys you know when the guys are being the guys alone in the cabin chucking [ __ ] each other you know what are you doing you're blown over there's squirrel you sick bastard and stuff stupid [ __ ] like that you know it's getting cheap lousy but deep down and cut a bug the [ __ ] out of me because let's face it once when a grown man says to you oh did you hear us so so there you're here about that we hurt those people they're putting gerbils up their asses I'm like don't don't ever say that again to me I don't want to hear that ever get don't even don't even make the leaves that you might have believed that for one second why are you even repeating that you're whoever came up with that is an idiot how could you even think of that this is what idiots do don't ever speak those words again that's disgusting that's stupid that's absolutely stupid so anyway obviously with my reaction it just if anybody reacts your stupid [ __ ] you wear it thicker amongst France so obviously it that was a my reaction was probably pretty comical at the time and it turned into being one of the themed stupid one-liners we'd use you know chuckling shoot each other being the guys so I've spent a few days with this Billy Hunter Kent called him Todd he preferred to be called Todd dr. dr. tut-tut whatever we call him tuck and we're having a good time were laughing all day as usual we get back to camp and I forget we're left but a bunch of stupid [ __ ] because one one thing I've guided a lot of stalkers over the years and one thing I always love doing is you know we're very camp in the cabin or maybe sitting on a slough glass and continent tell me tell me some tell me some horrific human being stories because I'll tell you what if you know a doctor ask them for the craziest human being stories they have stories that you couldn't even think up that are so freakin alarming and disgusting it's absolutely ridiculous and it's true I mean why would they make that [ __ ] up so anyway we are at the dinner table having dinner so picture this one the Hungarian guys sitting straight across me facing me Ken sitting next to him no Hungarian guys straight across me sit and write their face of me Ken's on my left the Wranglers off to the right the other guys beside me and the cooks up you know doing a thing serving everybody meals stuff and he's got a pretty good sense of humor and I forget it somebody said something about a drivel whatever his squirrel it probably would okay that's enough I've heard enough ken tot doctor please tell these idiots that people do not put rodents up their asses all right just tell them I'm sick of this [ __ ] so the doctor goes and he had a pretty gross he's like well Steve I hate to be the one to tell you but it's true they do like what no they don't know no they don't very seriously goes yeah yeah yeah and there's actually there's a lot more worse things than that that have you know people come in to emergency with stuck in their rectums as well right so anyways you can imagine this kicked off absolute chaos laughing and one-liners and disgusting head shaking and yells and screams and everybody's laughing their [ __ ] heads off at the dinner table but meanwhile this poor guy from hungry he's just sitting there like this not having and doesn't have a clue what we're laughing at that poor guy he traveled halfway around the fricking planet drove you know we probably took what three or four flights to get to us probably took three days traveling just to get to us and then finishes off with a three-hour ride through the remote Rocky Mountains and a truck in Fort Nelson do a remote ranch where he can't speak English to anybody and then he's into a jumps into super cub over the mountains dropped off in this remote airstrip in the middle of nowhere with us and he doesn't know any English and now the poor guys sitting there probably Dave three or four he's sitting at a table and hears every single person sitting around him dying laughing killing themselves laughing and I don't imagine would be must be pretty uncomfortable could potentially be pretty uncomfortable and I felt bad for the guy I'm like [ __ ] that poor bastard he's sitting there through he's he has to sit there through comedy night and he doesn't know we're laughing about and he probably thinks for making fun of him what a shitty deal so I leave the cook shocked early and cuz I wanted to go back to our cabin I knew he had the translation book and I grab the translation book and I grabbed a notepad and pencil and I sat there and I wanted to tell him what we were laughing at so he could you know maybe join a laugh and know that we weren't making fun of him at his expense you know and make sure he's part of the crew and having a good time in laughing so it took me [ __ ] two and a half hours of going through every single page you know and I mean I have to find every single word then I got to try to put it together so I give it the right delivery so and we had some of the Sun videos as well as doing it I only had one of those hi eight cameras at the time I do have that footage somewhere I don't know where it is but the Wrangler come in he's got the video camera he's like so what are you and Steve oh my god I'm trying to I'm try to write down what for the guy from hungry I got to Chum exactly what we were doing at the dinner table and he goes I was that Steven I'm Coco I go so far I've only got two funny doctor tell funny story at dinner table about man that put and I couldn't find the Hungarian word for gerbil but I did find guinea pig foot I go funny doctor tell funny story a dinner table about man that put guinea pig up his ass you know thinking of course it's gonna get mind you you're in one of this most where he didn't completely think out something before you did it and you did it in any kind of outburst thought [ __ ] thinking okay it took me two and a half hours to find all these words in this damn book and I put I was exactly what I put it good doctor to help funny story at dinner table about men that put guinea pig up his ass and then I'm all proud of myself because I'm I did a good thing and he comes into the cabin and it's just him and I in the cavalry and I go hey here check it out here read this ghost yeah I'm I'm smiling I waiting for his reaction to start cracking up laughing and he starts reading it's like the Stars blowing a gasket yelling at me pointing at me freaking out going purple in the face throws the book against his punk I'm like no what [ __ ] Oh No oh [ __ ] no I'm like oh my god I don't know what I just said to him but think of think of the possibilities I could have just said I think you're smoking hot and sexy and I want to put a guinea pig up your ass all right let's hang out in the mountain to put guinea pigs opera houses I don't know I said to him but you know what there was no recovery that poor guy would not sit facing me ever again he never sat across from me again he didn't look at me every time he did after one time he he he had this sourpuss look on his face and he did get a nice mess okay he did get a nice mousse but unfortunately I don't know what I said to him it was 100% a kind thing that I was trying to do I was trying to include him on the stupid story so he would know we did have laughing expense and I inadvertently I think I told him I wanted to sexually violate him with the guinea pig it's an accident what do you do I'm sure he is probably still telling the story today but he probably tells it with a different tone and probably not the same words and who knows what he's telling his friends and wouldn't that be funny if he saw my youtube channel and knew English now and and heard this story but I'm probably certain if he saw it that I had a YouTube channel he wouldn't delete it block it so there you go that's my stupid story and it really happened unfortunately and I don't get embarrassed about anything so yeah I can share anything with you guys and that's what happened so the moral story is if somebody is telling a stupid offside story at the dinner table and somebody who doesn't speak English is sitting there it's probably best they don't know what you're talking about okay so yes there is tons more stories coming you gotta understand it takes a lot of time it just takes a lot of time and yes there's more bear stories yes I've got wolf stories I've got cougar stories I got it you name the story I've got it and the only reason I have all these stories is because I basically have been doing this damn near full-time for many years doesn't matter who it is I mean there's there's people out there there's men out there like me that have been doing what I'm doing way longer than me and they have just as many stories it's just that I'm one of the rare few that are going out of the way to share these stories with you guys in video on the internet so there you go yeah so I got lost more stories coming but I thought I'd throw that one into the mix because it came up the other night and I thought what the hell I'll share that one of the public and tell everybody about the time I think I might have told the guy from hungry I wanted to violate his asking anything by accident and no I didn't want to do that those stories [Music] 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Length: 14min 16sec (856 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 31 2018