Would Walsh Rather...Be Beardless Or Bald?

all right so today a fun game to play is would you rather um at least that was a fun game to play when I was seven and now I'm playing it again at the age of 37 um for this video the first question is would I rather do this video or anything else with my time and the answer is anything else but we're doing this CU it's good content what McKenna are you going to give me the would I rather yes I am you are okay well let's just let's get right into I I think that's was a great intro people are excited about this idea they'll excited about the concept and so let's do it yeah definitely your best video intro ever so your first question is would you rather explore the Arctic or the rainforest uh I think about this a lot I think I take you know you think there's more to discover more to see in the rainforest but there's something about just the cold dead Barren miserable dark gray Wasteland of the Arctic that I find oddly appealing so I think I'd go with the Arctic all right next would be would you rather be surrounded by spiders or by trans activists for the rest of your life what do you mean surrounded like literally all around you well because you could argue that I'm already surrounded by spiders I just can't see them because there you know like billions and trillions of spiders in the world so like what do you mean all around me imagine tarantula specifically tarantula well that's more information than you gave me originally so tarantula so what I've rather be surrounded by tarantul and when you say surrounded like are we talking they're they're crawling all over me or they just sort of in a priv do they make contact with me 100% they make contact with you [Music] [Applause] [Music] yes and then what are the trans activists doing they're just following me around all the time like when I'm sleeping in my bed they're there mhm and this is a story about children making their parents try one [Music] bite I'll take the spiders okay the next would be would you rather let everyone have the chance to meet an alien or be the only one uh for that I would that's not even anything to think about I'd be the only one I only want to be the only one who meets the aliens I don't trust anybody else uh I don't trust anybody else to uh make that first Contact preparing for this my whole life I've thought a lot about it I know exactly uh how it would go I Surrender and I even have it depicted in a painting so I'd only want it to be me would you rather be an Avenger or a Jedi which one of the Avengers I know they are but which superheroes are the Avengers is that like Captain America yeah Spider-Man Transformers are they in there no th Hawkeye Black Widow ha okayy Doctor Strange okay and then uh and then that are Jedi what do Jedi do they don't have so Jedi they have their little uh their their their uh sword and but Jedi can they can move things with their just the for the power of their minds can't they isn't that a thing that Jedi can do I think that's how the force works well you're the one who's putting these scenarios in front of me I need I need all the information necessary to make these kinds of important decisions to make uh I guess I would probably take I mean Thor can is can basically do everything so he can fly do it's it's like the Ripoff spider the Ripoff Superman so I guess I would take him I think to beat Thor profiling surveillance and data harvesting are a few things not to like about tech Giants but what can you actually do about it when you rely on so many of their products well the good news is it doesn't take much for you to take a stand for less than $7 per month you can join me and fight back against big Tech by using expressvpn big tech companies make all their money by tracking your searches video history and everything you click on and then selling your personal data expressvpn helps you anonymize much of your online presence by hiding your IP address a unique identifier that every device has that allows big Tech to 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an easy one because Ben chapiro is the only one of the two that as far as we know is even capable of growing the beard I don't even know if Michael can I don't think we've ever seen any evidence I'm also going to assume that Ben probably has a higher net worth so I'm going with Ben okay that's fair uh would you rather go fishing and never catch anything or never go fishing again I already go fishing and never catch anything so I'll take that oh okay that's sad um would you rather only ever eat bad chili or only ever eat bad bacon what do you mean only ever eat like literally that's the only thing I ever eat in my life I cannot eat anything else but that no so whenever you go to eat chili like it's only ever bad well then I wouldn't eat it but I wouldn't eat it anymore if it was only bad so I just would not eat it so what you're really asking me is what I which would I rather stop eating right bacon or chili sure isn't that the question why do you have to analyze this well is that the question though because but that's a difference it's a difference between every time I go to eat it it's bad or I can only eat that food for my whole life okay fine you can only ever eat that for your whole life if that's how this is going to be okay well then obviously I'm going to take the chili because I think I could survive that's going to have more nutrients in it I mean well it depends also then then ask there's a question about is this Texas style chili where it's really just spices and meat is a Cincinnati chili where you've got even the uh noodles in there so you got some carbohydrates you can survive on that for longer um bacon if you only eat that you're not going to survive past probably few weeks I would think uh so I guess I'll take the bad chili okay would you rather never put your grocery cart away or always have to use the urinal right next to someone else well what do you mean always so if I walk into the bathroom and there's not anyone at the urinal I'm not allowed to go or does someone materialize magically there's always somebody there could I just not ever go into a public restroom ever again then and I just go at home or is there someone there too we should have never done this video well I need all the information I'm trying to do the the bit but I don't have the information I need to make the kinds of decisions that you're asking all the information is in the question now okay is there always someone in the bathroom no matter what bathroom I go to absolutely okay well then I'm I'll do the grocery cart one okay God would you rather be beardless or bald uh bald easy okay uh that's it oh is that it all right well I think I nailed that um I think in the future uh if we do this again I'm going to we're going to need to spell out these scenarios a little bit more so we have a full picture of what I'm really choosing because I don't like to make choices without having all I like this is an important lesson I like to be educated on all the scenarios before I make choices but overall I think uh I think it worked out pretty well okay

Channel: Matt Walsh

Views: 109,405

Keywords: Matt Walsh, Ben Shapiro, Andrew Klavan, Michael Knowles, Daily Wire, Conservative, Media, News, Politics, Social Media

Id: 22puZoxUaFU

Length: 7min 57sec (477 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 14 2023