Would I Lie To You? At Christmas with Richard Osman & Chris Kamara | S10 E10 | All Brit

foreign [Music] [Music] [Applause] good evening welcome to would I lie to you at Christmas a very special edition filled with festive fibs on Lee Max team tonight a tough tackling footballer who's now in huge Demands a commentator in fact he's getting almost as many bookings for his TV work as he did when he was a player it's Chris Kamara and a writer comedian and actress who loves animals so much she believes they sometimes write to her next door's cat certainly leaves me the odd message it's Sarah Pasco [Applause] and on David Mitchell's team tonight an award-winning actor Oscars Tonys Franks Johns and Fred's he's worked with everybody it's Tom Gordy and the co-host of pointless who's been described as the thinking woman's Crumpet presumably they're thinking I've had two bottles of Prosecco he'll do it's Richard Osmond [Music] and we begin as ever with round one home truths where our panelists each read out a statement from the card in front of them to make things harder they've never seen the card before they've no idea what they'll be faced with it's up to the opposing team to sort the fact from the fiction and Richard your first step I still haven't watched breaking bad because every time I sit down to start it I notice there are new episodes of homes under the hammer on the planner and I have to watch those instead okay so does so you have a planner so this isn't they're not next to each other on Netflix these shows no unbelievably homes under the hammer yet to uh yet to break Netflix I I've genuinely never seen what happened in homes so there's three houses each time and they're all being sold you see who buys them and then they say we're going to come back in six months time to see what they've done to the house they renovate the house you know when I describe it it doesn't sound as amazing as when I watch it so how many episodes of homes under the hammer would you say you've watched well have I watched have I ever goodness well there's too many you you sound like someone who's slept with so many people they just have to round it down no we're talking about distressed semis here so it's uh give us a summary of your favorite episode well see these days it used to just have The Two Hosts Martin and Lucy and now they've gone through hosts they've gone Martin Lucy and Dion Dublin is now a host of homes under the hammer as well it was an obvious choice wasn't it the ex-footballer who wants to help sell houses why is it we're suggesting we shouldn't have ex footballers on television foreign you're a football fan as well right yes I am if you saw Dion Dublin would you go wow it's Dion Dublin that used to play for Man United or would you go that wow it's Dion Dublin the bloke who presents Holmes under the hammer oh don't rob you haven't your hands are so big that when you did that I felt a drafted that was incredible [Applause] Sully what are your team thinking do you think this is true first of all do you believe he watches almost under the hammer no what do you believe you think he's made all of you he's too clever for that the thing about Richard is he is very clever but he's like high culture low culture he's one of those very well educated here you know seven foot two I bet you've never had to say that before foreign I you think it's I have to go with Sarah I think it's true as well it's true yeah okay Richard it is a lie [Applause] it's a lie Richard doesn't get distracted from watching Breaking Bad by new episodes of Holmes under the hammer Chris you're next my full name is Christmas Kamara why [Applause] because I was born on Christmas Day Jesus was born on Christmas Day his name's not Christmas we were named Christmas because you were born on Christmas day that's yes what happened is my mom was having me at the time it checked out so far my dad was just about to say happy Christmas to my brother when I popped out my mom you weren't expected though right is saying okay this is mid labor time to get some greetings into other families okay and then oh then all of a sudden I popped out I mean mum told mum thought on Christmas so she went well that is the rule isn't it the first noise makes when a baby comes out just is the name my brother was born on Saint George's day uh April the 23rd is it and uh he's called Red Cross and there's your sister pancake Tuesday have you got any middle names Christmas yes I have are they my dad used to be in the Navy so it was going to be Christmas Captain Cook Camara but they decided to call me Christmas Columbus Kamara [Applause] why Columbus because my dad was in the Navy yeah was he in the Spanish Navy in the late 15th century he was always his hero when he was a kid right okay so what are you thinking David I well what do you think Tom um I'm still thinking about it Richard I'm really waiting on on Tom's verdict I have to say David how about you I don't believe it no I don't know special to have someone whose name was Christmas and it saves us from booking Noel Edmonds I think that's Christmas is really a name all right so you're saying it's a lie yeah okay Chris must truth or lie it's a lie [Music] [Applause] yes it's a lie Sarah Jonas as a child my Christmas was once cut short when my mum took the decorations down halfway through Christmas Day David's team oh like this thank you was she always down on Christmas or was what happened this year this year in particular yeah just halfway through Christmas day she's like I've had enough we've done the presence did you download lunch you ever done lunch so that's just what was the time 2 30. okay so pre-queen oh we don't we don't do the queen in my family so sorry David thank you go and listen to the queen no yes did it did it become I mean she's a head of state minutes a year you know and six and a half if you if you skip the bit with the trumpets this is a great dramatic gesture or was it sort of it was quite dramatic because I mean were the I mean the things were on the ceiling and it's taking the tree down and putting a plastic tree back into a box the stuff on the ceiling did you have to get that stuff on the ceiling oh you had no no tinsel light ran the room oh this was hardly a Christmas you know watch the Queen's speech I expect you're having a pizza you're having a pizza and they she put the fake tree away like an umbrella fine pop that away this is this is barely worth hearing about was there was there a specific incident that uh that's set around she was very disappointed with me and my sisters because in general I think I had got one present and um I had not liked it and so that was a bad point and my sister Cheryl hadn't got out of birds yet now tell us about your Christmas Day I'm imagining there's a lot more structure to it and respect is a word that's coming to my mind uh thanks Rob oh I don't know I think I I think I have quite a normal Christmas Day I imagine uh bucks Fizz at 11. no we don't book a band thank you [Applause] so David what are you what is your team thinking could this be true yes heartbreaking completely Rings true I think what do you think Tom well whatever I think will be wrong so um well that could be if that's if that's 100 that's very useful oh that's good what do you think then well I'll I'll go with Tom really I've had an inside Tom's had an Insight yeah I think she's not telling the truth oh what why why do you think that I don't know it just came over me right I think she's telling the truth but it's quite easy to know who to who decides it yeah how did you sit at home all day watching homes under the hammer and you're next to a night of the realm yeah but I'd go with him if I were you true true you're saying it's true Sarah a tragic tale a tragic tale or fiction this tale was true [Music] Tom your turn I kick off every Christmas morning with a bowl of corn flakes in a sea of Bailey's team so first so first of all what's Bailey seem to know what is Bailey's it's a drink sort of Milky alcoholic drink sort of pale Brown I like the bay leaves because I don't need the sugar sugar it's not because of an alcoholic it's on our Christmas tree and do does it make you tipsy there must be quite a lot of Baileys in there to fill a bowl so do you get no there's a lot of cornflakes in it too obviously I don't want to spoil the day for everyone else by well for my wife Isabelle my dog Stanley always spoil the day for them by getting drunk first thing do I Stanley's had his photograph on ITV breakfast has he yeah why he does an impersonation of Maggie Smith doing an impersonation of him you ready just pause imagine fours not hands is this Maggie in Downton when she where she sits like that yeah a bit like that but she she I think she got it off seeing Stanley yeah so this is you doing an impression of Stanley doing an impression of Maggie Smith doing an impression of Stanley yeah [Music] so your wife doesn't she knows this is something I did in a previous life how long in a previous life you know before a long time ago so every time you slosh the Baileys you may as well throw them in your face all right so Lee what are you thinking is this really fun sir I so think it's not true that I think to be that obviously not true it must be true that's the conundrum I'm in yeah this game's got to you what do you think Chris not so Tom you don't believe this you don't want to believe it not early in the morning okay so you say it's a lie I think it's a lie you say it's a lie I'm gonna have to I I don't I think you might be wrong I really well because it's it's a festive time of year you might do something unusual yes I do something once a year at Christmas that my wife lets me that we don't do any of the time of year a similar thing and now you can ask me what it is Rob what is it Lee can't say she has to hook four bottles of Baileys before she'll do it foreign [Applause] truth or life is in fact a lie [Applause] our next round is called this is my where we bring on a mystery guest who has a close connection to one of our panelists now this week each of Lee's team will claim it's them that has the genuine connection to the guest and it's up to David's team to spot who's telling the truth so please welcome this week's special guest Dennis foreign [Applause] this is Dennis we want stage of burglary to cover up for the fact that we've been bunking off school Sarah how do you know Dennis this is Dennis here's the park Gardener who came to my Aid when my legs turned to jelly mid-run and finally Lee what's your relationship with Dennis this is Dennis or as I call him squeaky diesel I always fill up at his petrol station because he's unbelievably high-pitched voice always cheers me up Dennis Chris's burglary buddy Sarah's gardening angel or Lee's falsetto friend David's team where would you like to start it's like Chris yes you you the two of you staged a burglary yes explain how that helped cover that you were bunking off school um well because when we bumped off school it was cold sometimes yeah so you had to go in the well a house so we went to Dennis's house okay and the key wasn't where it normally is Dennis's house is a lot yes why didn't you then try your house because my mum was in okay good answer to a club drain pipe uh to get in the house right so so because it was on your window open sorry in in on the second floor and you got in successfully or not no not successfully okay to try and get the window latch down which is down there yeah with my hand my knees have gone through the window right do I draw blood no everything shattered that way shattered that way was it made out of windscreen glass so I went downstairs to let um you're an old school friends why haven't you Dennis it's Dennis's house why were you having to do the climbing good question I know I don't know why because Dennis don't say like you've just thought of it you could have act in this show Dennis I got the drain pipe first right right but his arms are not as long as mine so when he put his window his arm through the the long latch window he couldn't quite reach it so climbing you go downstairs you let Dennis in what happens then well we then realize Dennis is going to be in trouble with his mum and his dad when they get home from school so cool as well were they slow Learners they were teachers the school that you went to not at high school now so what do you do then so Dennis came up with this great idea of making it look like a robbery so he said let's break into the gas meter foreign I think he used the screwdriver flicked up the corner flap put his hands in and got the 50 please out and then we were gone what did you do about finding somewhere warm to did you use the 50 piece to get a hotel room all right who next David Sarah yes tell the story of your encounter with Dennis um I've been out um uh drinking alcohol with friends I was over 18 and it was fine and but um my friend had given me this advice that if you exercise first thing in the morning you sweat it all out and then you feel you don't have that hangover thing so um I ran from my house to the park and then I was just starting to go around in a loop and I was gonna be so ill I just kept thinking be sick in a bin no don't be sick in a bin and it's really desperate for water this is like listen to Paula Radcliffe so concentrating on not being sick I didn't realize my legs had gone to liquid and then I just was had my face in the grass and I was thinking I'll just stay here hopefully I don't think I'm a dead body what did Dennis do well Dennis came up and took my pulse so that I could kind of fit with sinister dude [Applause] where's Dennis doing in the park he works there he's a park Gardener He's a partner Percy the park keeper Percy the park keeper you've not read that no have you yes what is it it's a children's book why are you reading it because I'm a father I don't think to do when he's allowed to see them on a Friday so he's he's taking your pulse what happens then well he kind of took me up and brought me to a bench and then went and got me some water from the little Huts where he works a lovely man I'm gonna write a series of kids books all about him not sure it's the right Market Dennis the Menace has got a different ring to it now squeaky diesel so where is this petrol station it's uh it's about a mile from my house so it's all so convenient oh yeah I mean it's not so high pitched that I'd drive to Harrogate okay can you give us an impression of how well I could try and do an impression but obviously the impressionism is for the lowest form of entertainment can I play you like if I be you in your car can you do impressions of me oh all right I'm Lee Mack [Applause] who you're trying to be did you come up with the the name squeaky diesel I was that one yes and does Dennis know that just now but he didn't before no he has no idea what he's doing on the show tonight I just told him come along I've got a free jumper for you [Applause] okay one question this might trip you up okay does your car take petrol or diesel it takes petrol got him oh I just didn't think squeaky petrol had the same sort of scan to it it just sort of it felt squeaky diesel just sounds nice what do you think Tom it seems so unlikely that Lee's car runs on petrol not diesel it's so undercuts the truth of what he's saying that I think it's probably true what he's saying so we need an answer David's team is Dennis Chris's burglary buddy Sarah's gardening angel or Lee's falsetto friend Tom what do you think I know what do you two think well I was very taken with your Lee so you've been such a bad mistake wasn't it but Sarah didn't like it when we were taking the Mickey out of Dennis maybe that was a bit of feeling there yeah a bit like genuinely this man has helped me in the park but maybe it was just you know acting if it turns out you're lying Sarah Tom thinks you're a good actor yeah if you're telling the truth he could take or leave your performance personally the one that ranked through the most was uh was cami's I felt really yeah did you really no no I didn't I've just ruled out Sarah oh yeah well done and it's they're definitely acting yes creative would you like to rule anyone out yeah I would I would rule that Lee I think okay well I mean that's very easy then if you're ruling out Sarah and you're ruling out Lee I'll rule out Chris and we can move on all right [Applause] it is time to make a decision so you you think you think Sarah Goodman I'll be so unhappy if I'm wrong if I'm wrong Christmas is over okay they're saying that it's Sarah Dennis would you please reveal your true identity yes I'm Dennis and Chris and I staged a burger [Applause] yes Dennis is Chris is burglary buddy thank you very much just say that one more time [Applause] which brings us to our final round of fire lies and we start with it's David age nine I undertook my first ever acting role as Joseph in the school Nativity a performance described in my end of year report as World weary why did they describe it as World weary I think perhaps I thought Joseph would be tired after the long journey when the donkey and the finding that and perhaps I overdid the tiredness and didn't get I didn't get into the Wonder perhaps to the extent that that yeah acting coaches would say you know don't you didn't go for the obvious thing of Wonder yeah I obviously I had an instinct for this wonderful doubt that you must have felt you know how did this happen I don't know whether I understood that at that age could you give us perhaps as a treated Christmas a little taste of the performance just just give us a soup song I have some stuff here that could that could help you let's see you can be the three kings oh lovely okay pass them along there pass them along now then imagine it was it was Joseph and Mary arriving so why don't Richard you could be married thank you that's very kind there we are would you like to be a Shepherd I'd much like to be sure all right you know what to do with it here's the baby now remember you've got to hide baby Jesus he doesn't appear until later in the script yeah well perhaps I think exactly where to hide that yeah foreign for David yeah and then John would you mind holding the star as well I'll be Father Christmas as The Innkeeper all right you haven't arrived yet yeah but you made my career oh no that that's been in God just I've literally just had a text from Sonia at my NCT class and they've had they've had the baby all right look at me still Richard Richard I think you're getting the period a little bit wrong in those days no no text nothing I've just I've Just Seen A star in the sky and it's Sonia from my NCT group and they've had the baby oh that's yes can you stop going on about Sonia it's just I'm sorry I know you get on with her but it's been a long journey yeah but that's because her husband Alan has already depicted the nursery and certain people haven't it's experience back to homes under the hammer foreign [Applause] you know I found the whole thing very touching I haven't got any lines I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm going to give I'm going to give you a light oh I've got some here sorry I know all right you got something all right so get ready so the baby's coming okay look and now a Shepherd has appeared yeah yeah I kick off every Christmas morning [Applause] so are you willing to believe that David was a world weary Joseph at nine years old yes definite definitely true yeah he would have been a clever boy at nine-year-old they would have asked him to be Joseph because he's got the gift of the Gap and at night he didn't have a beard yes it was harder for Richard to get the power Berry because he was that height at night it's impossible for you to get the part of one of the wise men [Applause] what are you gonna say we will say it is a truth a truth you're saying true David truth or lie and it is a lie it was alive David didn't play a world weary Joseph in his school Nativity well that noise Signal's time is up it's the end of the show and I can reveal that David's team have won by five points to one [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music]

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Length: 28min 30sec (1710 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 22 2022