Worst Ever Prize Tasks | Taskmaster

shall i do my facial reaction to that okay let's have a look well that's rubbish nice place [Music] we're gonna start with a prize task and today's category is to bring in the most confusing thing uh phil my confusing thing is a confusing little box you wanna see a picture please okay here's a picture it's a confusing little box that you can't open but you can but you can't open it but you can't open it it's a mysterious box i bought in thailand from a mysterious man and i haggled 300 baht yep and i said 150. and then he said 300 and i said 200. and then he said 300. so i paid 300 baht and um it's been it's been absolutely worth it do you think you can open it i can't open that picture no you can open that box oh you want to give it a go it's confusing a little box it's going to be good old telly in it i'll just open the box you [ __ ] [Applause] [Laughter] i've just taken charge of the box if i've been there for 20 minutes or so i wouldn't understand you're getting irritated but i still wouldn't have expected you to use that sort of language let's uh you apologize we'll leave it there very sorry that's right there you go you wanna try to open it go [Applause] it's frustrating isn't it greg when you're asked to complete tasks under pressure this week we've asked them to bring in the best pair of things what pair of things did you bring in i bought a pair of diamond earrings here we go there they are there they are as a prize a pair of earrings is fairly root one but if they're sufficiently valuable yeah you could be looking at a yeah pretty sweet position here hope so because they are valuable well how much were they i think they were well i know for a fact that alex knows how much they were how much were they alex well it says the description weirdly 100 percent brand-new high quality alloy 2 pound 21 that's for the pair well that's rubbish last place we've asked our competitors to bring in the best membership subscription okay so excitingly not only will the person that's brought in the best membership subscription get five whole points at the start of the show the person who wins the entire episode will win five exclusive subscription slash membership hugh given the enthusiasm you showed for males i'm petrified to ask my subscription is a genuine subscription i'm genuinely a member of this thing oh so i haven't just yeah yeah i'm a member of a thing called the cloud appreciation society yeah it's true yeah it's great so every day they send you an email picture of a cloud you get a different crowd hugh have you heard every day in britain the sky is generally really [ __ ] how much do you pay for that you pay it costs you about 17 quid a year 17 and you can just go on the internet and type in clouds yeah but you don't get the excitement you could just go to a shop and buy cheese i imagine a group of villains all sitting around going we've tried everything to rip people off and then one of them going i could try and sell clouds to hugh dennis it's a fantastic thing it's incredibly relaxing thing you want to move on to joey joe please i've joined the air society let's get a picture of some air pure and simple i've joined um and they just send you bits of bacon yeah your bacon comes from happy healthy british pigs healthy but healthy but dead so i think it's one step up from a cheese toasty i can see what you're doing but i'm not having that there we go you've seen all five greg you've got a judgment all [ __ ] last place yeah i think i know i love i love clouds but of course you've got to go in that place just because i'm worried about you greg so we've asked him to bring in their cutest thing okay it's nice that is nice so it's up to you greg greg davis to judge which of their things is the cutest yup now i bought him um it's so cute it's a little toweling pea pod and then you unzip it and then you see the little three peas inside it's honestly gang check this out he doesn't like it mel what what's wrong what's wrong don't work for me they've all got different characters and different voices you can do different voices do the voices of each of the three and i'll see if that makes it better the one on the left speaks like that oh dear oh dear and the one in the middle well i mean he's clearly having an inappropriate relationship with him [Applause] and the one on the right top flight irritating what is this the prize category this week great question well it's a big one drumroll please today we've asked them today we've asked them to bring in the most surprisingly expensive item surprisingly surprisingly so it's up to you craig as a task master to decide who has brought in the most surprisingly expensive items uh i have bought in 100 euros because it is surprisingly expensive now to buy 100 euros let's see how surprising it is okay i traveled to spain regularly yes you do and i would have guessed uh late 80s i would have said it was worth about it's 91 i would have said 88. yes 91 so i'll give you my surprise face okay who's next okay bad presents um rods what have you brought in i have brought in a present that my named relative wife sean gave to me and i think you for one mr davis will appreciate it i i will appreciate that because i bought that for rod's wife yes i only gave her two weeks ago the cheeky has she genuinely given it to you yes what are you expecting to do with it treasure it so it's on its uh third recipient potentially tonight in as many weeks that's coming back to me at some point isn't it gross so what's the price task alex we've asked him to bring in the most exciting thing beginning with g hmm okay and you of course know what mine is it's your special spot i shouldn't the person or woman that's brought in the most exciting thing that's brought in the most exciting thing beginning with g we'll get five wholesome points kerry right my thing is guacamole okay and what you heard fills did you i'm irritated already tell me it's not a bowl of guacamole let's have a look at it it doesn't even look very nice i'm a better shade of green than that kevin come on come on i think what is exciting because um it's delicious right okay wait and uh it's got a very narrow window of good times because it goes brown doesn't it literally the next day you don't ever eat it alone it's a shared dish it's a party oh you can eat it alone can't you alex i often do i okay i see where you're coming from what that is [ __ ] today's prize category what have these people brought in for me okay it's quite a niche one this time the five rivals have been asked to bring in the heaviest item that can fit in a shoe box okay sarah what did you bring in um i have brought um a poisonous snake it's um very heavy so the the lid is shut okay and it's very poisonous have we weighed the snake well no i wasn't allowed to approach the box i was told there needed to be a handler so we don't i mean i haven't waited i think it's about how much was um the marble 27 i think it's about 32. well it's up to you now well if that hasn't been weighed then uh it's not a void right well she said it was 32 yeah it's just about whether you trust me or not oh i do today we've asked them to bring in something that makes the most excellent noise excellent being the key word and noise being the other the other key word however this thing makes the most excellent noise in your superior opinion greg will get the first five points of the show and at the end of the episode the winner will take home five noisy items wow you hello greg see you welcome to the show what noise making object have you bought well i have bought a cd uh with a looped recording of my own laugh on it wow funny and interesting um the description was an excellent noise it isn't it i mean if you stretch excellent to include the words pungent upsetting and awful harrowing grating it certainly is distinctive gregory for this we've asked them each to bring in the most powerful smell yes smell widely renowned for working well on television greg will judge which he thinks is the most powerful smell and give out a massive five points to its owner and at the end of the episode one lucky winner will take home oodles of odors so it's a powerful smell that you've brought in uh it's something if you've used your brains will appeal to me um joe i do think this is quite a contender is when you take the little stalk off the tomato and inside the bit where it's been there's a sort of a slightly heady green smell a heady green heady green eddie green smell what's powerful about it well the other one was a fart base it ruined his life i don't mind uh myself quick yep it smells like a tomato that we've got the last place pressure is off for more taskmaster subscribe now [Music]

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Length: 12min 11sec (731 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 05 2020