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[Music] [Applause] so right let's get today's prize task happening please certainly and today the contestants have brought in the best face hey i've brought my onesie from home here it is well i don't like the idea i was if you were naked underneath that and you unzipped it i'm not making anything i've got other things oh yeah what have you got yeah i've got two little tongues no i got like i've got like a t-shirt oh this is the whole package oh well that is i mean it is quite light material isn't it you really are yeah really aren't bobbling around in there there and tonight you've asked them to bring in their most unusual item and that's what i'll be scoring this first round on them how unusual their unusual item is tim key what did you bring in reindeer skull [Laughter] that my friends is how to play this game okay let's not mess around a clear winner the winner of round one ladies and gentlemen mr tim key bye [Applause] [Music] times the price task what's the category to end the series well it's quite an emotional one this time we've asked them to bring in their best piece of memorabilia uh what did you bring in i met one of my great sporting heroes and i think pretty much everybody's supporting heroes one of the few people ever i got the autograph of he's uh absolute giant of his sport as uh well for those of us who've played at lakeside that my friend has almost definitely secured you the top slot oh that's very that's very defined but he was he was a gentleman as well as you were as you would imagine alex has a fact about jockey wilson i like jockey wilson he was a constant sweet eater he refused to brush his teeth he lost his last tooth by the age of 28. oh no all three of which one could have guessed right prize task then uh are we going out on a high i hope so we've asked them to bring in a photo of their most handsome relative rob what a picture of a handsome relative did you bring in um well i couldn't really bring any of my relatives photos in because most of my mug shots so what i've brought in is someone who i think is my relative [Applause] roles um a bit fatter at school people said you look like james l jones and i said to my mum mum people said about james jones and she went oh that's your uncle well she just lied i didn't know i think she felt funny darth vader would have been very different voiced by you though rob yes we've asked our competitors to bring in the best membership subscription uh subscription oh yeah well this is quite weird because i've wanted to do cheese as well i can't believe it yeah great great minds well mine's called uh cheese posty is it a postman made of cheese i wish you basically get the ingredients for a gourmet cheese toasty sent to you every month yeah we've got it here it is incredible oh my god yeah have you subscribed to this yes since i was one [Laughter] today we've asked them to bring in their most surprising picture of themselves surprising lolly so it's funny that you said that you look like lady dye uh because mine is a photo of me uh as lady [Music] it was a political statement about when people black up in movies and i'll tell you this it's a conspiracy theory about lady die that we've not heard before she was a black woman okay well today uh it's a good one we've asked them to bring in their most high octane item oh okay mark watson what have you brought and why is it so uh i thought what would i be most scared of i took high octane to mean adrenaline inducing frightening basically okay and the most frightening thing i could think of was stealing something specifically from you uh so uh my heart and item is a pair of your trousers a couple of weeks ago you performed at the comedy garden in bristol and i had liaised with some of the other transfers yesterday that's amazing because the last thing i said as i left that gig was who loses and you've made me swear now you mentioned uh my compass was edgar gamble yes the comedian had gamble and i thought that he got in his car very quickly as well yes i got in this car quickly because i was on the phone going go leave that is an undeniably high octane night i mean beating that for today's price category we've asked them to bring in the best thing that they've made themselves bob mortimer hi yeah mine is it's hi it's a sausage a sausage or pork pie presentation unit and i made it to encourage my children to eat the cheaper meat the sausage and the pork pads this is what it looks like and uh it travels towards them with the sausage revolving we can see it moving trying to see it moving it's quite swift though so watch out [Applause] tonight we've asked them to bring in the best hairy thing that isn't alive yes 10 minutes it's actually a genuine hair from elvis shut up it's in that little round bit at the bottom there oh there it is please tell me that that hair was caught in a trap that would be the most amazing i mean there are several reasons why you might say i bet that's not his hair one of mitch being i bought it in a shop in manchester but no if you look at the back of that which you and i will exactly you'll see that there are various letters that are signed but one of them says that the uh the foremost collector of hair he says it's real so it's time for the prize task and this week the players are playing for a proper bonus at the end of the show because this week we've asked them to bring in the most magnificent day trip oh yes this week i'm going to start with um oh russell howard what day trip have you purchased well it's twofold you'll be spending the day with my mum and you'll be going to aqualand in benidorm now wow yes honestly it looks like we have a winner yeah if i'm judging who doesn't like an aqua park correct there it is wow yeah i mean that's a quiet day um if you go over here if we had sort of google earth you could flip it yeah and you see a ride called the yellow peril which is the scariest of all right because instead of water they use piss right that's going to take some beating as far as i'm concerned and the first prize category for our fledgling competitors is the thing that most people would like to touch rod let's see the first picture because there's a series of pictures it's a journey that's the first show okay so that's you yeah how old are you there about about 17 about 17 yeah let's see the next picture okay because i went to the trouble of knocking up a replica of your childhood yeah whose name was bt blue ted bt and i know how much you enjoy touching i should explain for anyone who doesn't understand yeah yeah please explain when i was a teenager during a particularly unfulfilling frisky period in my life i did have relations with the bear that my mother had uh made for me we can we can see some of the area that you're interested in [Applause] the horrible thing is i don't know what happened to bt it could still be around i think we all know what happened to bt prize class yeah and as it's the final we always come up with a profound and challenging prize category so we've asked them to bring in their most magnificent stationery okay curry this was really hard for me because i love stationery i love it you think i don't well i don't know if you love it as much as me oh i do because i love it the most yeah right i think i know what it is as a stationary connoisseur instinct tells me because i know what the king of the stationary items oh wouldn't it be wonderful if it's the same thing i genuinely don't know what you brought in should we say it together yes one two three [Applause] [Music] instinct you and i are the only people in this room excited by lamination this week we've asked them to bring in the best pair of things the winner at the end of the episode will go home with not five but ten whole things that's a lot of things ian sterling can you beat a rubbish pair of earrings hopefully so when you said to peer to me i immediately thought double act and who are the most famous double acts on television uh malcolm and wise dick and dom correct and the bungalow the great bafta award-winning television show so i have got a song if you will from dick and dom to the winner of tonight's episode of taskmaster yes here it is well you ran around and you did some tasks and you did whatever greg davis asked ian sterling called us to write this song so congratulations from dick and [Music] [Applause] new train station show dick and dom's combined age is the same as the dalai lama 21 dick is 62. this week it really is the prize task because they've been asked to bring in the best present for a doctor okay next up uh joe joe uh just best present to give anyone a bmx um dmx is a call tick doctors are called as well yeah why shouldn't they have some down time why shouldn't they have some down time yeah and taking a few leaps and skids and um and i'm beginning to think this isn't your bmx because you don't know enough bmx's terms i know this on wheel what does bmx stand for it stands for bicycle my excellent bicycle i believe that haunting poem i mean this week they're bringing in the best bag yes there's a good category rose what's your bag why is it the best one i made a bag the crocheted little bag and it's the best bag because i wrote best on it you know how many social engagements i had to deny to make that bag crochet until tonight i had no respect for the crocheter really i do know best bag so far what is the prize category well it's a big one greg uh they've been asked to bring in the thing that if you found it in the field you'd be most pleased about david what would you most like to find in a field uh well i'd like to find in the field most of all this you don't like to though i hate fields i particularly don't like being in the country in a field and there being some weird hieroglyphics on a gate like a yellow acorn and if you know the country code whatever it is you know this is the path to little piddlebury or whatever but if you don't know that then you end up two days later naked and screaming still in the field i agree david this is something it's been a long time coming this this is us exposing the arrogance of the rambling community exactly all right i really like that okay okay i like simple things oh you should look happy then let's get out of a field okay what's the price task today okay indeed and this week we've asked them to bring in the best thing they've taken from somebody else's house edward's gumball well i thought i've got a few things that i stole from this house this is the first picture it's a little sort of antler head thing father christmas is happening okay let's have the next picture oh it's a what is it well should we have the last ornament and then we'll try and guess who it is after that here we go there we go you stole those things yes from greg's house well is greg asleep most of the time i'll tell you what greg was doing while i was stealing those things he was in his hot tub [Laughter] i would like to point out that my hot tub is an inflatable hot tub i'm keeping it real for more task master subscribe now [Music] you

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Length: 16min 17sec (977 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 21 2020