WORST As Seen on TV tech

hello and welcome to this is has this ever happened to you what you're trying to release a video and it just goes what do I do well with only three easy payments of 19.99 if you call this number right now we can solve your problems for you cuz today we've got As Seen On TV stuff how would you describe what we're about to look at M garbage that someone gave a funky name to hey screw you have you ever tried to like you go to oh so hard it doesn't work what we got here is the Red Dog universal socket one socket does it all much like my ex-wife so this is one of these little guys that has a bunch of steel rods and like some Springs behind it and the idea is that you can put it on and no matter what size shape of screw or bolt whever you're trying to access those rods will kind of like form fit around it I'm assuming it's the original one maybe it's not but I've tried these before and they're terrible so this says it fits most nuts and bolts and much more a must for every toolbox as seen on TV I tried looking for anything around the office that actually has a bolt to try this with I don't have anything everything is just screws and nails bolts are too scary man yeah bolts are scary last time you saw a bolt and go Yik would you say you bolted I'm on fire today with the puns there's one different thing about this it's heavier than the cheaper ones I've tried ooh ooh yeah I red dogged it last night yikes ah ah so technically I like I should not be using this with the impact drill but like yeah but it's more fun you love f one you can be like no it's just one go I will say I actually don't feel safe using this wait we have nothing to demo this with I I couldn't find a single bolt other than your car so I took your wheels off how much did I pay for the Red Dog 14 23 not worth it not only can you get a cheaper version which might be not quite as good but the problem is this should be your last ditch because this will f up most things that you try to do please have some respect 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our fingers and put it in our mouth we use our fingers to gently massage our gums oh my god look there's actual smoke coming out there's literal smoke coming can you see that oh God it's actual like powder powder yeah this just looks like a bunch of black powder like can you see that like it's just black powder are we going to do this together no you're going to do it you're the one with the bad teeth [Music] he has to shoot like four more videos this not good just go ahead and have these ready to go for you you look like a Tim Burton character are my teeth white yet they look they've never looked shinier I'll be right back okay so the differences between captains on Star Trek is [Music] I'm just trying to kill time here here we go we got the reveal of your white teeth three 2 1 do they look better I think I need sunglasses first of all as I spit it out it looked very disturbing I had all over my fingers I had over my lips I will say that one gets a big fat no thank you what's next you have to do the next one I'm not doing the next one you know sometimes it's hard to read the fire print the fine print of this is channel where by watching One video you're forced to subscribe and watch every video Until the End of Time or Matt will personally go and um tell your mom that she's looking real nice today and no one wants to have that happen guys I would make a great stepdad so please let your mom know no you wouldn't you haven't paid your child support yeah Matt I said stepdad not real dad this is the eye candy which is just a big magnifying glass is it easy open for elderly people I don't know about easy ow not easy ow so it is a magnifying glass but also has a bright LED light oh God oh God no one wants to see that you're a wizard Harry okay PS1 Haggard you're a wizard Harry this is from bald head.com Baldhead docomo and I have buttons so I can turn it down wow what do I look like now hello my friends and welcome to this is you didn't need any help to make your head bigger that's not how you use it what what do you mean oh God there's two of you okay you guys wish Gateway was founded in 1985 in Seuss City Iowa wow you're just no okay the idea is to be convenient with it I'm trying to get a POV shot POV Austin your buddy POV your buddy Austin coming over for a visit 2 a.m. have you noticed how hot it gets you know how hot it is this is not hot whatsoever like not at all I just want to touch your hand want to hold what if we what if we held hands under the eye candy a how much do we pay for the eye candy $1 I actually will say $14 for better for better dickpics it's a relatively okay magnifying glass and the fact it's got the really bright LEDs I don't hate it all right next up we got another thing that I don't have a way to test but it'll be still fun it's the dust daddy ew what vacuum do we have right now the dust Daddy see I just that's not a vacuum oh it doesn't do anything you freaking idiot I had to get a vacuum that I didn't have I have so many questions you insert the daddy in this way okay no like that so the idea is that like you can kind of put your mouth on and suck it actually works sense of that that's that so what you could do is you could either just have it be like a little crevice getter it's like the vacuum look around like keyboards and whatnot or you go into shotgun mode ah ah oh no o this is going to be good for Thursday oh no here's the thing we we got to clean this up we do so I got the next thing here the crazy claw with K remove heat Rings burn marks from furniture scuffs from floors this feels like something straight up 1955 do not wash it the blacker it becomes the better will work for you so we've got ourselves the little ball oh the ball is just where it's held it's just a cloth what it smells like pencils so if I just do this I'll be honest that actually cleaned that up really well space AG chemicals my friend that was like $7 wor a Red Bull right there well now it smells like chemicals and red bulls it works oh it does say avoid contact with eyes persistent skin wear rubber gloves are you trying to tell me that super activated space AG chemicals could possibly be toxic in anyway you know what we haven't had in a while good content long time for that we haven't had a good take it off boy I already put black to fall up my in my teeth I think it's your I need you to take your shoes off oh okay I'll do that and the socks sometimes cleaning the floors is a little too hard you don't have time in the day and you want to relax at the same time well now you could do both this is a foot massager and scrubber I just like to remind you that uh my uh wik feet score is in need of a little bit of a boost so if you like to help your boy out just please uh feel free now that I've been armed with a single one apparently it's not two wait it's only one only one so basically the way this works is a bunch of suction cups on the bottom and it's a bunch of Wiggly bits on the top so if I just put this on I could feel the table buckling you put this in the shower and you just kind of oh what a terrible day to have eyes I'm put my shoes back on now this I don't like this luckily I have something for that too to help me put my shoes on has this ever happened to you where you're trying to put your shoes on but you just can't find the hole the hole in your shoe to put your foot in why is this so big my foot goes in here or in this part I did throw my socks quite uh aggressively somewhere just a fuing hook I kind of get it so now you could just kind of it actually kind of works honestly that actually worked way better than I thought even though it looks super Goofy and cheap next up I got I got something just for Hildy the flippity fish the flippity fish what the flippity fish is that oh oh oh well that's just a straight fish so I've got myself my fishing rod and then I assume I attach this to the fish in some way oh it actually it flippy it flippy there we go oh was doing it oh I had to get it started a little bit oh he's about to die I got to we get him back in the water quick okay Ed team you get your finest uh sound effects on this might be [Music] great well just get horse every day so he's having a party here but the mood's not quite right I agree the mood is far from right the last but not least truly a curs we have the star shower so you can uh put this outside it has a weather resistant housing and a little steak so we have to remove this sticker to activate the the light sensor and to uh look at the laser aperture so this will apparently cover 3300 sare ft from 40 yards away we finally have something to test it ready you you hold that like that I'll hold you you screw y you grinded all the plastic off and it didn't work watch your fingies yeah I know okay go ahead you just didn't even get down look plastic sh no no no we're going to get this boy oh boy that worked so well all right we're going to fire it up oh wo wao you look like you have some kind of dis man whoa okay that's kind of cool only if you're pointing it directly at your hand though how much was this cuz it looks expensive this was $48.99 it feels like for $48 they could have given us a little bit of the B they only gave us the r and the g i get that they're trying to go for Christmas but I feel like they're really missing out on an opportunity by not giving us the bee I agree I need the bee in my life immediately much like you need to subscribe to the channel wringling the dingling button I got my teeth disgusting for this episode I pulled out my feet Matt grinded something to death and bit a fake fish if this is not the kind of content that you want directly to your sub feed on a semiannual basis that I'm not sure what other channels are out there cuz I think this is uh this is the peak you know like follow subscribe and we will see you the next time someone gives us the budget to do something that's even dumber than this one [Music]

Channel: This Is

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Keywords: this is, austin evans, matt ansini, test drivers, the test drivers, facebook, tech, technology, amazon, google, sony, playstation, ps5, xbox, apple, meta, gaming, consoles, pcmr, laptops, gpu, rtx, psready, denki, xboxready, superswitchgo

Id: lx2i85UHvVA

Length: 13min 44sec (824 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 26 2024